A nice fisherman gave me crabs
I want you all to know that I was contacted by an older seafaring gentleman on www.manhunt.com for an rough wave rendezvous.
We met at the Cabot Cove Motel and I assumed he was going to take me out on his fishing boat as he promised me fresh crabs.
He never took me out on a fishing boat and when I got home I found out I had the crotch critters.
So if you see a seafaring salty dog with one leg driving a 2011 Mercury Grand Marquis, stay away as you’ll wind up with the critters.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 25, 2023 3:59 AM
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Jezebel, Harlot, worse than Angelina Jolie...The WHORE of BABYLON!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 25, 2023 2:55 AM
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[quote] So if you see a seafaring salty dog with one leg driving a 2011 Mercury Grand Marquis, stay away as you’ll wind up with the critters.
Speaking of lame...
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 25, 2023 3:02 AM
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I thought you meant actual crabs from the sea. A nice fisherman (regular customer of a bar where I worked) gave me a large crab (I think it was a Dungeness) and, on another occasion, some fresh halibut.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 25, 2023 3:20 AM
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I guess he wasn’t very nice then
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 25, 2023 3:59 AM
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