Rebekah Jones on Twitter: Matt Gaetz Having a Gay Affair

So did he pop Maddy Pop A Wheelie Cawthorn one in the ass?

Gross.

Gross. We don't want him!

Ow, daddy!

Use some lube this time!

Didn't take George Santos long to latch onto that prime piece of manhood.

All the hot men running around DC and he couldn’t do better than this?

The first one of you to claim Gaetz is hot gets a punch in the face.

That’s an FTM R6.

[quote] That’s an FTM

Oh, dear.

R6, that could be a clone of Ted Cruz?

I believe it.

Remember the rumor that he killed his college roommate?

I’ll say it’s not!

So.. DL wasn't wrong!?

damn, forgot he had a wife. Wasn't that all rather thrown together last minute. Hmmm.

Actually I just looked her up. Ginger Luckey? Seriously? We're not in a Bond movie?

MTG needs to spill, she knows something!

R6 the picture seriously caused me physical revulsion.

She probably does r15, but as for spilling, maybe that was part of those last minute discussions during all those votes for speaker.

Interesting news. I'm now working on a script about this. I've already called Finn Wittrock to see if he's interested in playing Gaetz.

Just like Nestor! I guess he goes for young Latinos.

Now he can cuddle up to George Santos

R15 She might not spill if Gaetz has dirt on her.

Le Gasp!

R6 that guy is a total fug. But, so is Gaetz with his giant forehead.

Well, maybe he has a great personality, although, well, he is Republican.

Nestor will be devastated to find out his dad is cheating on him

Is w/a for "with a" common. Obviously it makes sense but I've never seen it used before.

R26 reads like she was trying to condense it to fit into a tweet.

With a face like that he must have a really huge, thick dick.

I'm surprised more politicians don't turn to cosmetic procedures to look slightly better. Gaetz could have gotten some kind of procedure to reduce his forehead.

A paper bag would have done the trick R29. Simples.

I always have to remind myself which ugly one Gaetz is because I often get them confused with that other ugly one Hawley.

Gaetz could probably get a hotter boyfriend if he was a senator but congressman are a dime a dozen.

Hawley is slightly better looking than Gaetz.

I don’t believe Matt Gaetz would target this fuggo, especially since Nestor was a legit hottie. This is probably a false flag operation planted by Gaetz’s Republican enemies.

Which one of you is Joel's uncle??

Miss Gaetz was fucking Nestor, his Cuban refugee-not adopted.son-brother-cum dump. How can u forget Nestor...Miss Geatz controls North Flodida-has over 400 million dollars, His fake wife brother controls Oculus??? I think.

It would be hilarious if true, but this Rebekah lady is a nut, N U T nut!!

George Santos is on his knees thanking God for this, takes a bit of the heat away from him.

She is the only one I’ve seen on Twitter who is claiming this. Unfortunately I think she’s just trolling and yes, I know who she is.

R6 , that looks like sarah huckabee sanders in drag.

It's just because of the wonky eye. The other eye is quite attractive. But I don't think Sarah Sanders has earlobes that large.

I'm sorry, Miss Gaetz's Dad controls North Florida& the Panhandle with his influence and $$$$!!!

In that area of Florida, np one cares???

[quote] Gaetz could have gotten some kind of procedure to reduce his forehead.

He didn't have any money left after having his brain reduced.

All you cunts popping your popcorn better simmer down now. Like all republicans, this squirrely fuck has a track record of getting away with a lot of shit.

In other words, I'll believe it after that fat lady Kitara Ravache takes her bow after hitting high C at LA Scala.

Entirely plausible.

But Rebekah Jones is fucking bananas. She just got a good segment on Blocked and Reported.

[quote]I'm surprised more politicians don't turn to cosmetic procedures to look slightly better. Gaetz could have gotten some kind of procedure to reduce his forehead.

[quote]A paper bag would have done the trick

I'd prefer he use a tight-fitting dry cleaning bag.

[quote]George Santos is on his knees thanking God for this, takes a bit of the heat away from him.

I know! I'm so glad I thought of it.

(*ps - I AM God, so there's that.)

R45 I can't believe there's another Blocked & Reported fan on DL.

Do you contribute to the B&R sub?

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Per Rick Wilson:

[quote]I’m not saying that thing flying around Florida political circles tonight is real, but I’m not saying it’s not real, either. It’s very on brand if true.

While I'm tempted to relish this, here's the thing: between this story and all the Santos garbage, these two men will of course get away with what they've done, but the American public remembers the message: gay men are the ultimate deceivers. I personally do not need more stress after last year's "groomer" scare. Let's leave this shitty stereotype in the last century!

MTG needs to contract lockjaw

R38 "George Santos is on his knees"... we already know about that, quit giving us nightmares

[quote]Gaetz could probably get a hotter boyfriend if he was a senator but congressman are a dime a dozen.

Good point.

As LBJ once told a young George H. W. Bush, "The difference between the Senate and the House is the difference between chicken salad and chicken shit."

When you are a Senator, you are 1 out of only 100 compared to being 1 out of 435.

no idea of this ends up being true but Rebekah is a nutso who doesn't deserve to be believed without other sources.

Gaetz is an evil Muppet.

[quote]All the hot men running around DC and he couldn’t do better than this?

Gaetz is not into grown-ups.

Fag!

While on her knees, Is she Kitara or Miss Santos?

I want to cum on her sequined red dress!!

I think he's gross. Like a real life Butthead and the whole Nestor thing was weird and a big red flag.

A big red flag that no one on our side of the aisle has done anything with.

He needs to be EXPOSED.

He needs to be ARRESTED.

I hope no one has a cell phone video.

Matt! Call me! (And be sure to wash your crack before sending photos of it!)

R66 Ewww it’s probably worse

The only reason the rumors are getting louder is because the GOP is off the rails and the knives are out for Gaetz. I have no doubt they all know his secrets and have held onto them until now.

[quote]. I have no doubt they all know his secrets and have held onto them until now.

Or, they're just pissed at him for his recent antics and started a rumor mill to fuck with him.

They took care of Miss Madison the Nazi cripple, all those bad stories and then BOOM, a tape of him mouth-fucking his "Cousin" in his underwear.

The Rethugs will release more shit soon. Nestor stories cumming soon!!!

House drama. I am all above that in the Senate. Exceptions for Kevin & Jim J.

Chuck. Dianne, and Susan can all vouch for my daintiness, purity, and charming sophistication.