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I just got a job!

And it pays $3.35 an hour!!

by Anonymousreply 41January 26, 2023 8:26 PM

So I take your not even a $5 whore.

by Anonymousreply 1January 24, 2023 8:36 PM

Billybob’s Burger Barge!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2January 24, 2023 8:38 PM

OP- Is posting from 1958. So that is a damn good wage.

by Anonymousreply 3January 24, 2023 8:38 PM

OP, you GO, boy!

Don’t spend it all in one place.

by Anonymousreply 4January 24, 2023 8:40 PM

Darfur Orphan, if we don't watch out soon you'll be Darfur Orpah, you fat of the land capitalist you!

by Anonymousreply 5January 24, 2023 8:41 PM

r1 imagine if all whores were paid by the inch.

by Anonymousreply 6January 24, 2023 8:44 PM

Oh, how I remember this minimum wage. Are you posting from 1987 perhaps?

by Anonymousreply 7January 24, 2023 8:46 PM

Tell Flo and Vera I said “stow it!”

by Anonymousreply 8January 24, 2023 8:48 PM

just enough for a houseboy

have you made a selection?

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by Anonymousreply 9January 24, 2023 9:07 PM

Mazel tov, OP!

I'm sure you'll be tremendous!

by Anonymousreply 10January 24, 2023 9:09 PM

More like 1985 r3. That's what minimum wage was then.

by Anonymousreply 11January 24, 2023 10:45 PM

R11- Minimum wage in 1985 but a great wage in 1958 as I said earlier.

by Anonymousreply 12January 24, 2023 10:47 PM

Waiter, OP? May you get lots of large tips!

by Anonymousreply 13January 24, 2023 11:16 PM

Damned government docks a lot of my wage. Social security tax, etc

by Anonymousreply 14January 24, 2023 11:25 PM

AKA : Tell us you’re posting from 1987 without telling us you’re posting from 1987.

by Anonymousreply 15January 24, 2023 11:36 PM

Are you ridiculously hot OP? Because you'll need to be on that wage.

by Anonymousreply 16January 24, 2023 11:38 PM

[quote]I just got a job! And it pays $3.35 an hour!!

Thank a Republican.

by Anonymousreply 17January 24, 2023 11:54 PM

I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it!

by Anonymousreply 18January 25, 2023 12:03 AM

I just got a job but I had to pay seventy-five cents to get it.

And he spit the cum on my sneaker top when I finished.

by Anonymousreply 19January 25, 2023 12:14 AM

I’m gonna spend my first paycheck on some nice, new clothes so I can find a man with a nice car.

by Anonymousreply 20January 25, 2023 12:15 AM

You can do better. Keep looking.

by Anonymousreply 21January 25, 2023 12:37 AM

I’m already working there. I’m a BBB

by Anonymousreply 22January 25, 2023 12:40 AM

r17 maybe it's after taxes

by Anonymousreply 23January 25, 2023 1:44 AM
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by Anonymousreply 24January 25, 2023 1:47 AM

I quit today at the Merle Norman cosmetics studio. I am going to Dallas, TX to sell Mary Kay Cosmetics.

by Anonymousreply 25January 25, 2023 6:34 PM

Time capsule. 1982.

by Anonymousreply 26January 25, 2023 8:11 PM

Look at r25, bucking for that pink Toyota!

by Anonymousreply 27January 25, 2023 8:22 PM

What is our government dong about the OP's low hourly wage?

by Anonymousreply 28January 25, 2023 9:03 PM

[quote] What is our government dong

What is our government doing?

by Anonymousreply 29January 25, 2023 9:18 PM

I need your dong!

by Anonymousreply 30January 25, 2023 10:29 PM

I suck feet for $3.35 an hour. Honest!

by Anonymousreply 31January 25, 2023 10:50 PM

I think it’s great Apple has opened a factory in Darfur and is creating opportunities for the children . Congratulations to our favourite orphan!

by Anonymousreply 32January 25, 2023 11:12 PM

In my country that makes me rich lady! 🤡

by Anonymousreply 33January 25, 2023 11:17 PM

More dong please!

by Anonymousreply 34January 26, 2023 2:22 AM

r31 according to anyone that has ever sold shoes online (and gotten creep after creep request) will tell you, you might get paid for being the foot but not the licker. there's plenty of fetishists out there willing to do it for free.

by Anonymousreply 35January 26, 2023 5:21 AM

Onlyfans might be an option OP

by Anonymousreply 36January 26, 2023 7:05 AM

If you allow them to go AU NATURAL, you can charge a little more!

by Anonymousreply 37January 26, 2023 7:34 AM

What if they um... want to leave it there R37?

by Anonymousreply 38January 26, 2023 10:47 AM

Then they gots to put a ring on it...and there's and upcharge.

by Anonymousreply 39January 26, 2023 12:14 PM

I suppose "government dong" is Hunter Biden's fault too?

by Anonymousreply 40January 26, 2023 12:21 PM

Merle Norman has great powder

by Anonymousreply 41January 26, 2023 8:26 PM
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