What Are YOU?

So far this pole is full of liars.

Depends on the size of the other guy.

A recent complication in my fuck life is that lately there has been a large increase in the number of people who falsely claim to be tops. The bottoms I talk to are becoming gun-shy about meeting anyone at all because they are concerned that anybody who claims to be a top is lying about it, and it will end in tears. This causes me to lose out on opportunities to get laid. Srs tho, I've had several men bring this very topic up in the past few months, as I've noticed that a larger than ever number of guys claim to be tops in their profiles.

[quote]Srs tho,

Oh, FFS.

OP, no option for verse?

No option for "just blow me and leave?"

Yes, r6, apparently that’s “side.”

Thank you for explaining, r7.

R5, per DL, no one is versatile.

True tops never, ever had a cock in their ass. The moment they do, they're bottoms forever. If it happened once, 20 years ago, they'll always be bottoms. True tops never lose their ass virginity. A true top would never, ever considered being fucked.

Versatiles are automatic bottoms. Once cock, in the ass, just once, makes them bottoms for life.

Persnickety, frustrated bottoms want true tops only. These rules are rigid and implacable.

^^You’re why I love hanging out here!

*mwah*

R9, my bottom friend says that most versatile guys want to get fucked too. The issue seems to be that nobody wants to take the top role. He says that versatile is another way of saying 'bottom.'

versatile-top.

I enjoy sucking, the occasional spanking and other play, but I'm not into receiving anal play or getting head.

At my age, I've had sufficient.

meh.

[quote]What Are YOU?

done

Thank you OP for including the side option, so many polls, apps etc etc dont.

I do sometimes top on request though

Retired cocksucker and occasional top.