Tom Cotton - Cotton Blossom
John Kennedy - Jackie On Assistance
Ted Cruz - Atlantis Cruz
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Tom Cotton - Cotton Blossom
John Kennedy - Jackie On Assistance
Ted Cruz - Atlantis Cruz
by Anonymous | reply 106 | February 7, 2023 5:57 PM |
Roller Nazi. You know who.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 22, 2023 8:50 PM |
The Senatrice: Magnolia Bottomley
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 22, 2023 8:53 PM |
Genius post! This will be fun!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 22, 2023 8:54 PM |
Josh Hawley: Prancy McChicken
Mitch McConnell: Meemaw Turtelene
Jim Jordan: Jacqui Strapp
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 22, 2023 8:54 PM |
Josh Hawley: Haulin' Holly
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 22, 2023 8:58 PM |
Mitch McConnell - Lady Tortoise
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 22, 2023 9:04 PM |
Madison Cawthorn - Miss Madison Avenue
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 22, 2023 9:06 PM |
Paul Ryan: Edie Munstress
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 22, 2023 9:10 PM |
I love you bitches!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 22, 2023 9:12 PM |
Marjorie Taylor Greene: Marjorie Taylor Greene
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 22, 2023 9:13 PM |
George Santos (he needs a North American alter ego): Lotta Baggidge
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 22, 2023 9:14 PM |
John N. Kennedy: Granny Gums or Gloria Hole
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 22, 2023 9:14 PM |
James Comer: Jenny Comurp Enseemee
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 22, 2023 9:15 PM |
Jim Jordan: Jane Fondle
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 22, 2023 9:17 PM |
Ron Johnson: Babs Johnson or Patti Hitler
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 22, 2023 9:17 PM |
Aaron Schock: Nastia Hoal
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 22, 2023 9:18 PM |
Steve Scalise: Buckshot Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 22, 2023 9:19 PM |
Kevin McCarthy: Inita Spein.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 22, 2023 9:20 PM |
Aaron Schock: Tasha Salad
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 22, 2023 9:22 PM |
Paul Gosar: Ilse Kochsucker
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 22, 2023 9:30 PM |
Ron DeSantis — Florida Heavens
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 22, 2023 9:34 PM |
George Santos: Oh, wait…
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 22, 2023 9:36 PM |
R1 You mean Mealz on Wheelz?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 22, 2023 9:40 PM |
Hawley Hobby
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 22, 2023 9:46 PM |
Ted Cruz - Getta Cancun
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 22, 2023 9:52 PM |
Matt Gaetz - Alotta Fivehead
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 22, 2023 9:52 PM |
Josh Hawley - Eva Braun
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 22, 2023 9:54 PM |
John Kennedy - Beverly Hillbilly
Mitch McConnell - La Tortue
Lindsey Graham - Magnolia Belle
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 22, 2023 9:55 PM |
Jim Jordan - Sheree Spandex
MTG - Mrs. Hitler
Lindsey Graham - Brown Betty
Matt Gaetz - Jolene Jailbait
Chuck Schumer - Jewcy Loosey
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 22, 2023 10:03 PM |
Josh Hawley = Fisted Bump and Jellyfish Josh for his other face.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 22, 2023 10:03 PM |
Lindsey Graham: Lady Bug Johnson
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 22, 2023 10:06 PM |
Ron Desantis - Rhonda DeBoots
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 22, 2023 10:08 PM |
Susan Collins: Pearl Necklace
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 22, 2023 10:09 PM |
Matt Gaetz : Empty Nestor
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 22, 2023 10:09 PM |
Miss Lindsey: Jazz-Min Julep
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 22, 2023 10:14 PM |
John Thune: Mistress Thuna Midori
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 22, 2023 10:17 PM |
Joni Ernst: Vers Ratched
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 22, 2023 10:29 PM |
cockgobbler. N’Elle Hai-Jean
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 22, 2023 10:36 PM |
Ron Johnson - Lady Turd Johnson
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 22, 2023 10:54 PM |
Bob Good - Given Good Head
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 22, 2023 10:56 PM |
Josh Hawley - Hawley Golightly
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 22, 2023 10:58 PM |
Lindzeybelle (again): Maraschino Ambrosia
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 22, 2023 11:02 PM |
DeSantis - Bootsy Galore
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 22, 2023 11:13 PM |
MTG is Miss Manleigh Tran Vestite
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 22, 2023 11:16 PM |
Rudy Giuliani - Giulianne Moore
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 22, 2023 11:43 PM |
John Thune - Miss Catalina Bottom of 1986
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 22, 2023 11:44 PM |
Matt Schlapp - The Gropes of Wrath
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 22, 2023 11:45 PM |
Trump - Lady Marmalade
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 22, 2023 11:51 PM |
Greg Abbott - Helen Weelz.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 23, 2023 4:46 AM |
Susan Collins would be a drag king: Desi Pointed.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 23, 2023 4:48 AM |
Mitt Romney - Rafalca Latterday
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 23, 2023 4:51 AM |
Melania Trump - Bea Best
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 23, 2023 4:51 AM |
Marsha Blackburn: Dee Sheveled (a talent-free bioqueen)
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 23, 2023 5:01 AM |
[quote]Mitch McConnell - Lady Tortoise
Pronounced "Tor-TWAZ"
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 23, 2023 5:03 AM |
Ginni Thomas - VaGinni Thotmess aka Beefi Curtains
by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 23, 2023 5:03 AM |
Lauren Boebert: Iona Doublewide
by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 23, 2023 5:06 AM |
Mike Pence - Evangelica LaBore
by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 23, 2023 5:13 AM |
Rafael Cruz / Can-Can Cune
by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 23, 2023 5:30 AM |
Tommy Tuberville: Trayla Parke
by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 23, 2023 8:25 AM |
Louie Gohmert: Wanda Mae Dumbass
by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 23, 2023 8:26 AM |
Herschel Walker - Ivana Abortion
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 23, 2023 11:43 AM |
Clarence Thomas - Uncle Thomasina
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 23, 2023 1:34 PM |
Rand Paul - Juana Feitmeigh
by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 23, 2023 3:33 PM |
Rand Paul - Miss Ratty Korean Wig
by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 23, 2023 4:36 PM |
Donald Trump - Fanta Claws
Juan Ciscomani - Bubbles McDick
Byron Donalds - Hostess Cubcakes
Bruce Poliquin - Cata Pillow
Zach Nunn - Cindy Axed-me
Max Miller - Goldie Fawn
by Anonymous | reply 65 | January 23, 2023 5:01 PM |
Mitch McConnell - Lady Neckpouch
by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 23, 2023 10:39 PM |
Matt Gaetz: Teena Buser
by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 23, 2023 10:46 PM |
Matt Gaetz - Cherry Poppin Daddy
by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 24, 2023 1:04 AM |
Ben Shapiro - Anita Biggerdick
by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 24, 2023 1:08 AM |
Ronda Santis - Bootsy Kumquat
by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 24, 2023 1:14 AM |
Cindy Hyde-Smith: Mayeller Ewell
by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 24, 2023 1:18 AM |
Lindsay = Belle Bottoms
by Anonymous | reply 73 | January 24, 2023 2:44 AM |
Greg Abbott - Rose Budd
by Anonymous | reply 74 | January 24, 2023 3:02 AM |
Tucker Carlson: Preppi McAsshole
by Anonymous | reply 75 | January 24, 2023 4:05 AM |
Tucker already has a drag queen name, R75.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 24, 2023 4:06 AM |
Kevin McCarthy - Presencia Hole
by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 24, 2023 4:35 AM |
Herschel Walker - Rhoda Shortbuss
by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 24, 2023 4:57 AM |
R78, love it. That one would work for a lot of Republicans!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 24, 2023 2:22 PM |
R78 R79 Daddy Herschel has a short puss. No big dongs for him!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 24, 2023 3:59 PM |
Laura Ingraham - Lez Lee McManface
by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 24, 2023 5:38 PM |
Stolen from Twitter:
George Santos—Miss Representation
by Anonymous | reply 82 | January 24, 2023 5:41 PM |
Ronny Jackson = Miss Jackson Ifur-Nasty
by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 24, 2023 5:48 PM |
Susan Collins - The Maine Event
by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 24, 2023 9:22 PM |
Chris Christie: Fupa Dunlops O'Vermybelt
by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 24, 2023 11:40 PM |
Chris Christie - Fatty O'Gunt
by Anonymous | reply 86 | January 24, 2023 11:43 PM |
Lindsey Graham: Anall Wartz-Prolapse, I. B. Hirin-Rentboyz, L. Dee Buggs...
by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 25, 2023 12:26 AM |
Susan Collins: Vera Concerned, Learnda Hislesson, Ima Damnfool...
by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 25, 2023 12:29 AM |
Kyrsten Sinema: Cuntessa Charlatan
(Except for reliable judicial votes, this "independent" bitch might as well be a Republican so she deserves inclusion here.)
by Anonymous | reply 89 | January 25, 2023 12:32 AM |
Susan Collins: Concern Tina
by Anonymous | reply 90 | January 25, 2023 12:33 AM |
Trump = Miss Tramp
by Anonymous | reply 91 | January 25, 2023 12:34 AM |
Shitler =. Miss Poop Cork
by Anonymous | reply 93 | January 25, 2023 12:39 AM |
Jared = Madame Sneer
by Anonymous | reply 94 | January 25, 2023 12:41 AM |
Don Jr and Kimberly = The Cokeheads
by Anonymous | reply 95 | January 25, 2023 12:43 AM |
Lindz - Gonna Rhea
by Anonymous | reply 96 | January 25, 2023 1:48 AM |
Aaron Schock = Selma Hoell.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | January 25, 2023 3:10 AM |
Matt Gaetz: Malestia Nephew
by Anonymous | reply 98 | January 25, 2023 10:07 AM |
Mitt Romney = Mormon Morfun
by Anonymous | reply 99 | January 25, 2023 7:53 PM |
Mitt Romney - The Angel Moroni
by Anonymous | reply 100 | January 25, 2023 9:52 PM |
Lauren Boebert (as drag KING, of course): Wyatt Trasche
by Anonymous | reply 101 | January 25, 2023 10:13 PM |
Matt Gaetz - Nestor Molester
by Anonymous | reply 102 | January 25, 2023 11:36 PM |
Tom Cotton -- Anthony Twerkins
by Anonymous | reply 103 | February 7, 2023 9:03 AM |
None of these are funny.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | February 7, 2023 9:51 AM |
Elise Stefanik—Tracy Flick
by Anonymous | reply 105 | February 7, 2023 4:36 PM |
Lindsay Grahm. - Lindsay Grahm, honey.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | February 7, 2023 5:57 PM |
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