Article after article about how bad this show is. Probably the biggest bomb in history.
VELMA is a Mean-Spirited Unfunny Series and Has a 7% Fan Rating on Rotten Tomatoes
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 21, 2023 7:50 AM |
Jinkies!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 20, 2023 12:26 AM |
Poor sweet Mindy Kaling. For some reason everything she touches dies. ๐
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 20, 2023 12:34 AM |
They keep ruining original ideas by recycling and rebooting them. The original Scooby Doo where are you? Should have been it ... BUT NOOo
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 20, 2023 12:37 AM |
Hollywood has a boner right now for taking existing IP, giving it to a creator who wants to create something new but can't and so changes pretty much everything about the original show or movie apart from the names. I mean Velma was a dork and now she's some Indian lesbian? Daphne was a bit of a princess who always ended up in bad situations and now she's an asian and is potentially a lesbian? Shaggy isn't even called Shaggy and he's black and hates drugs?! The character was a stoner! Fred is off course a woke social justice warriors idea of a villain, white and male and a murderer, and is a retard because that's the only way minorities can appear smart? By having white people be literal retards? And there isn't even a dog, but god knows Scooby would've probably become some trans furry who is the president of the USA and smarter than everyone... ever and definitely not white.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 20, 2023 1:20 AM |
I'm sure it sucks but the biggest bomb of all time?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 20, 2023 1:23 AM |
R4, in this case they took an original idea and woke it up to the point where even wokes hate it.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 20, 2023 1:24 AM |
OP what is your obsession? Sad
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 20, 2023 1:26 AM |
It really is awful. I was bored and looking for something on HBO Max to watch. The writing is horrible and there's nothing I even halfway chuckled at. I'm glad people agree.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 20, 2023 6:01 PM |
Look at little Vel!
See her give โem hell!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 20, 2023 6:05 PM |
no one ever liked Velma. Why do they think anyone would want to watch a series about her?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 20, 2023 6:10 PM |
Because of the dyke jokes with an industry that wishes to cater to the โqueer communityโ.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 20, 2023 6:43 PM |
The Critical Drinker published a scathing review:
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 20, 2023 6:51 PM |
I loved cartoons as a kid, but I always thought Scooby Doo was overrated.
Anyway, the single best thing that could happen to pop culture would be for remakes, reboots, revivals etc. to be magically banned.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 20, 2023 6:54 PM |
r5 really summarized things nicely. That really is the current formula Hollywood has a hard-on for.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 21, 2023 3:05 AM |
I watched Scooby Doo during its initial run - I was around 8 and for years just assumed Velma was a boy.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 21, 2023 3:47 AM |
This pleases me no end.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 21, 2023 4:03 AM |
[quote] Poor sweet Mindy Kaling. For some reason everything she touches dies. ๐
Except for BJ Novak's dick.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 21, 2023 4:18 AM |
Worse than either The View or Honey Boo Boo
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by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 21, 2023 7:50 AM |