Do you moisturize your butt hole?

Grow up

I wash my hole with soap in the shower but no I don't moisturize it.

Ma'am this is a Wendy's.

My bussy is perpetually moist.

Yes you should. I recommend La Prairie Platinum Rare Haute-Rejuvenation Cream.

Move it along, toots.

Exfoliate your bussy first!

Forget my asshole. I want to know about how to moisturize my cock properly. Sometimes it gets a little... chafed. I've read that most soaps are drying, but when I've tried lotions it doesn't really get absorbed, and leads to odors. Penis hygiene isn't a topic that was taught back in my day. Help!

For the penis or the anus, 9 out of 10 fat whores prefer butter-flavored Crisco.

You would R5.

In the winter months ,my skin gets dry and I use Aveeno Daily Moisturizing Bodywash or if they don't have that one , I get Aveeno Skin Relief Bodywash. Even if I forget to put lotion on my body after my shower, I still don't feel too dry. It works and is good for my sensitive skin.

Isn't that an area where you just need to gently wash, leave it alone and let nature do the rest?

I can't reach there, but fortunately I have a wonderful tiny little Filipina assistant who does it for me!

Only when someone comes inside me.

r8 has a smelly dick.

R3, ma'am, this is not reddit.

No, it, will make you feel gross down there. Rose bud knows what to do.

Moisturizer doesn’t really “moisturize” the skin - or “absorb” into it too much — it simply creates a temporary barrier which prevents the natural moisture within the skin from evaporating as quickly as it normally would.

Most of the added “nutrients” etc is just marketing bullshit. You can “moisturize” dry hands just fine using the ancient lady technique of some Vaseline & cotton gloves at bedtime. I suppose you could try that with a condom R8

I ask because recently, after wiping, I seem to be getting tears just close to the hole and wondered if moisturizing would help.

Don’t worry. Just let your natural anal emollients do the trick.

Last night I put petroleum jelly on my sore 17-4E feet 🦶

Nobody and I mean nobody wants to hear the sound of your farts breaking free from your moisturized hole.

mary kay, little debbie, betty crocker comes in twice a day for most of these ho-hos.

R19 - try a cortisone ointment during the day and vaseline overnight.

OP- I moisturize my size 17-4E feet on many a winter nights.

The illustration for this article makes it all worth it.

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