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Does Anyone Remember Naked News?

It doesn’t look like they do the Male Edition anymore. Was Lucas Tyler ever in porn? We’re any of the other guys on there?

by Anonymousreply 44January 24, 2023 1:07 PM

I remember jerking off to it as a teen

by Anonymousreply 1January 18, 2023 6:23 AM

Naked News.

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by Anonymousreply 2January 18, 2023 11:01 AM


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by Anonymousreply 3January 18, 2023 11:02 AM

This could save network news.

by Anonymousreply 4January 18, 2023 11:06 AM

I would subscribe.

by Anonymousreply 5January 18, 2023 11:09 AM

This Just In!

by Anonymousreply 6January 18, 2023 11:38 AM

I recall subscribing to this once just to watch Lucas Tyler.

by Anonymousreply 7January 18, 2023 11:47 AM

I would tune into the Hairy Daddy News Hour.

by Anonymousreply 8January 18, 2023 12:11 PM

I was a fan of Lucas. He was totally straight, of course, but he knew who his audience was.

by Anonymousreply 9January 18, 2023 12:33 PM

They need to do a reunion show. I’m curious what these guys look like now. None of them seem to have landed other jobs in Canadian TV news.

by Anonymousreply 10January 18, 2023 12:36 PM

Finally a suitable career for Shawn Mendes.

by Anonymousreply 11January 18, 2023 12:43 PM

First on-line service I ever subscribed to. I think I was a scared to actually subscribe to any actual porn sites since I was in college and my parents were still [paying my bills. I don't know if I thought they would think it was better since I was getting "news" or what. So stupid.

I remember being major-league obsessed with the one reporter...Brandon? Brendon? He was 100% my type.

Things sort off went downhill after Lucas bailed and they went all-gay all the time. Not sure why.

I'm still very into softcore "guys standing around naked" stuff. Anyone else remember Sharpshooter Studios movies?

by Anonymousreply 12January 18, 2023 1:11 PM

Clearly nobody on the planet gives a shit since you cunts are too fucking lazy to provide links.

by Anonymousreply 13January 18, 2023 1:46 PM

R2: I tuned in for Lucas. There is something so sensual about when took his clothes off.

by Anonymousreply 14January 18, 2023 3:04 PM

R13, or you are too lazy to read the other posts.

by Anonymousreply 15January 18, 2023 5:00 PM

"Lucas Tyler" sounds like the name of a character in a western or a nighttime soap.

by Anonymousreply 16January 18, 2023 6:14 PM

Yes! Good times.....the men were so fucking hot. I couldn't concentrate on the news.

by Anonymousreply 17January 18, 2023 6:24 PM

Raoul Santos! God, he was beautiful.

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by Anonymousreply 18January 18, 2023 6:28 PM

More pics.

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by Anonymousreply 19January 18, 2023 6:32 PM

Wow, never heard of this! What is Lucas Tyler's real name? Where is he now??

by Anonymousreply 20January 18, 2023 6:47 PM

R19 - I wonder which lucky intern got to be the set fluffer.

by Anonymousreply 21January 19, 2023 11:51 AM

Wow, he seriously had the best dick and ball combo

by Anonymousreply 22January 19, 2023 6:20 PM

R20, I thought he was a porn star. He's not. Just Google him. OP has now created a new obsession for me. Lucas is straight, alas.

by Anonymousreply 23January 19, 2023 6:40 PM


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by Anonymousreply 24January 19, 2023 7:07 PM

Keep going.

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by Anonymousreply 25January 19, 2023 7:07 PM

Part of what makes Lucas so hot is his fucking great attitude. I thought he was from Brooklyn because he said "dat" for that and he stresses the d's and t's, all of which many Brooklyn people do. Turns out he's from Montreal. The similarity of their English accent to a Brooklyn one was one of the first things I noticed the first time I visited there.

I'm in love.

by Anonymousreply 26January 20, 2023 12:04 AM

Lucas and Raoul were gorgeous! I liked their natural bodies. They were lean and fit. That's incredibly hot. I wish there were more men like them, these days.

by Anonymousreply 27January 20, 2023 1:07 AM

Lucas has the perfect manscaped dick. Just enough of a bush that makes his dick masculine - not like he's going through puberty.

by Anonymousreply 28January 20, 2023 1:11 AM

They weren't "roided" up, tattooed, caricatures. They were incredibly hot!

by Anonymousreply 29January 20, 2023 1:18 AM

I'm old-fashioned. I need to see ungroomed bush. It's not the same without.

by Anonymousreply 30January 20, 2023 2:01 AM

I love a trimmed bush like Lucas’s!

by Anonymousreply 31January 20, 2023 2:06 AM

R29 - you got it ! We are so used to seeing roided up tattooed guys with tiny plucked penises. Or little twinks who look like plucked chickens. These guys were real guys.

by Anonymousreply 32January 20, 2023 3:13 PM


by Anonymousreply 33January 21, 2023 12:44 AM

The only thing that would’ve made these vids hotter would be if the guy rubbed one out after the newscast.

I remember spilling many a load to these guys and afterwards always said shit, I wish these guys got hard and jerked off too.

by Anonymousreply 34January 21, 2023 12:50 AM

I think there was a rule about anchors not touching themselves during the show proper. However, on occasion, in the weekly "Bloopers" section, they would show a guy yanking on his dick quickly or beating off with is back turned to make sure he looked good on camera.

I wasted so much time and money on this stuff. Is there an archive of whole shows somewhere?

by Anonymousreply 35January 23, 2023 12:07 PM

God, I would love to see both of those, r35, the archive and the ‘bloopers’ you talked about.

by Anonymousreply 36January 23, 2023 1:43 PM

Maybe an industrious chaturbate cammer will pick up the concept and read the news. Should be easy to execute…

by Anonymousreply 37January 23, 2023 2:05 PM

No, it wouldn’t be the same. The thing with naked news was it looked remarkably like a real, ordinary newscast, set and all.

by Anonymousreply 38January 23, 2023 2:13 PM

I sort of think that's what went wrong when it became focused 100% on gay things.

Instead of a relatively light show with naked guys reading stories from the AP wire, it was now naked guys standing around discussing more serious issues. It was sort of annoying, incongruous and no fun. The only later fun part was the older guy who joined late (Dick? Dale?) who seemed to have a half bone all the time.

I vaguely remember them doing a fully dressed episode for 9/11 which was odd.

by Anonymousreply 39January 23, 2023 2:28 PM

I don’t think anyone wanted to get naked on 9/11. Respect for the dead and a national shudder.

Did anyone have sex that night?

by Anonymousreply 40January 24, 2023 3:50 AM

They needed more gravitas. They should've hired Walter Cronkite to strip.

by Anonymousreply 41January 24, 2023 4:00 AM

Dale Danforth was the older guy. I was hoping some of the Toronto posters might have encountered some of these guys.

by Anonymousreply 42January 24, 2023 7:17 AM

Ah, a throwback to such innocent, lite times!

by Anonymousreply 43January 24, 2023 7:29 AM

R42: I'd forgotten about Dale Danforth. I've juust google-videoed him.

by Anonymousreply 44January 24, 2023 1:07 PM
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