The Chainsmokers admit to having threesomes together

Polesmokers!

Yay!!

Did they bang Halsey? They were cute half a decade ago.

I didn't realise they were this big with multiple videos at several billion views.

Who?

I’d walk a mile for a threesome.

R4 This is who.

Drew is handsome but I'd rather an boozy dirty fuck with Alex.

But, R7, how can you tell which is which?

You can't see a difference? Helen Keller?

Some of you sound desperate.

Of Irish descent, not Darfurian.

yum

OP has no idea how straight threesomes work.

SMDH.

Doesn’t the article OP linked have any editors?

JFC.

No it doesn't, R14.

Editing is racist.

editors? what are editors?

Pass one both these uggos.

Drew has weird mouth fitment and the other one looks like he fires off big stinkies.

Some lucky ladies out there

If you like that sort of thing, that is the sort of thing you like.

They're hot.

Never liked them or their shit music

Any DP action going on during the threesomes?

Exactly what R13 said.

They're nicotine-addicts

[quote]They're nicotine-addicts

I think the name suggests that.

[quote] Never liked them or their shit music

R21 What exactly?

The tunes, the lyrics?

R13 is correct but even straight guys think mmf threesomes are a little gay. And they are.

R27 at least half gay

Is this some gen z shit?

Never forget when one of them called Halsey a bald bitch on Twitter and claimed he was hacked even after she unfollowed them.

Since we like, and some of us have, big ones…

^ I don't believe it.

R31 The one on the left looks very Irish. I hope he doesn't go the Dylan Mulvaney route.

Nothing one couldn't find in any trailer park.

You would know, R34.

R35 As if. That's where The Poors are.

R31 Yeah, one has 13 the other has 4 inches.

They said they measured "tip to tip" -Wouldn't straight guys just measure themselves and add the two numbers, rather than rubbing their hard-ons together?

R38 Maybe brojobs were involved at some point.

The short one takes a good picture on Instagram but I don't think that's enough to qualify both of them as celebrities.

These dudes look like they smell like a bowling alley.

I'd do either of them. Or both. They have hot bods.

There are possibilities besides "gay" and "straight," you know. Everything isn't so black and white.

The one on the right is cute. The fat one - not so much.

I love all the bothered queens chiming in to express their revulsion at these low class brutes. "Why I would never deign to consort with such common riff-raff! Harrumph!"

Sure, Mary.

Morons.

So, baby, pull me closer In the back seat of your Rover That I know you can't afford Bite that tattoo on your shoulder Pull the sheets right off the corner

[quote] OP has no idea how straight threesomes work.

I'd like to hear an explanation of how "straight threesomes" work.

[quote] even straight guys think mmf threesomes are a little gay.

Yes. I forgot who said it, but he said: "If there's more than one dick in the room, it's gay."

Are they cut or uncut?

[quote] Drew has weird mouth fitment

R17 Does Drew wear dentures?

I'd do either/both of them.

You'd do anyone though R50.

[quote]In Europe, they have the two twin beds, they don't even split them apart. So, it's almost by force," Alex joked. -OP's article

Later that night

both smokers tossed and turned

each in his own bed

plagued by unnamed uneasiness

R6, that link doesn’t work.

They already announced the size of their cocks if you put them together.

they're very hot, damn

Insanely hot.

Why don't they rename themselves as—

The Drugtakers.

The Prickteasers.

Aren’t they two spoiled kids from Lawnguyland?

They definitely looked intently into each other’s eyes during a spit roast

The first song I actually heard from them, and it's kinda hilarious.

^ Which spawned an equally hilarious parody.

Every time I hear about these guys I think of the comedian who said any two white guys in the world could come up to him and introduce themselves as the Chainsmokers and he'd have no choice but to believe them.

Their music is shitty EDM but I would fuck them.

R17 Jesus, you type old AF.

R63 That's pretty much what they're known for.

They were very hot...SEVEN years ago.

This thread is useless without pics.

There's a difference between MMF and MFM. Supposedly. Technically.

They don't say which sequence applies to their three-ways.

Where are all the hot pics then? I haven't seen any so far.

Do they high five each other at the end?

They can spit roast me any day of the week

17.34 is pretty fucking exact. They also stated they both have about nine inches so doing the math one is 9is the other is 9ish lol.

Guys who routinely fuck women together are a little homosexualist even if they don't touch while they do it.

They hook up with women? I totally misunderstood.

They are not the only ones, I am sure many band members fuck groupies together

R73 Sounds hot. He’s like your boyfriend and your wing man at the same time! Lol

[quote]I'd like to hear an explanation of how "straight threesomes" work.

Seriously?

See, there’s this thing called the internet. On it, there’s thousands of sites that show *gasp* pron! And you can actually—wait for it—watch it!!

I know, wild, right?

It ain’t gay if it’s in a 3-way

#selfie was funny but then the rest is utter shit.

What are the odds 2 straight brah BFFs, white, possibly of Irish distraction, both have 9 inch cocks?

Do their dicks touch?

irish Extraction?

When the do double anal or double vag of course their dicks touch

I hear that two straight men that want to have sex with each other will often compensate by having a three-way with a woman.

I've seen MFM porn where the men have more chemistry with each other than they have with the woman. They are very aware of each other, but pay her little mind. She's just a vehicle that serves as plausible deniability.

At least the MMF three-ways are more honest about the attraction.

wait MFM is diffferent than MMF?

Is this the sex where the man and the other man go up into the woman?

Yes, Anacleto, R86

R85

Well, according to porn, which is how we learn about life, in a (MMF) Male-Male-Female three-way, the two males interact sexually. (Hence the two Ms in a row.) In a (MFM) Male-Female-Male three-way, the two males do not interact much at all and definitely not sexually. (Hence the two Ms separated by an F.)

Often they don't even look at each other, even when spit-roasting the female. That would be gay. There's even a word - that I can not remember right now - indicating the disgust when one straight guys cum accidentally gets on the other straight guy.

So the fact they can say their dicks are 17.34 tip to tip means they have at least been hard and touched dicks with each other and somebody had to hold them while the other measured. I have no doubt they have done more than that with each other.

Ok thanks, very informative. I used to enjoy 3on1 4on1 ....6on1 10on1 gangbang straight porn. The guys in those double and triple bang the same hole rubbing their huge dongs together. And to do so, they get into all kinds of smashed positions against each others butts and taints.

Learn something new errrday. But I'd chain-smoke these guys poles, tip to tip.

These guys are full of shit about combined penis length. They sound thirsty for attention. They are not hot.

When two straight guys have a threeway with a woman, do they actually not touch each other?

I'm actually curious how it really works.

R93 I think it depends. I would most definitely be touching the other dude.

Dick pics?

Because you're a big fruit.

R93

They generally DO NOT touch each other They often hardly interact. Any touching is accidental and you can read the dismay in the body language.

Younger performers don't seem as paranoid about the gay-ish-ness of the situation but who knows? It seems more common - the MFM - with members of the Armed Services. I think it's a "thing". Camaraderie or something.

Oh - and I think the words they use for the accidental cum thing is "Enemy Fire."

What is difficult to understand about having a three way and not interacting with one of the partners?

[Quote]I'm actually curious how it really works.

What don't you understand?

I get that a lot of gay men are gold stars, but imagine sharing a hot guy with a woman who's equally into the hot guy. Would you touch the woman? Would you intentionally touch any part of her body while the two of you were working on a hot guy together? Can you picture the possibility that you could achieve sexual satisfaction with a hot guy while a woman was doing the same at the same time with the same guy?

If this is still confusing: imagine you're a total bottom (maybe you are); could you picture having a threeway with a top and another total bottom, with you and the other bottom taking turns, getting off on the top, maybe one getting fucked while the other one rims the top, etc., but never touching the other bottom?

Honestly, I don't know what's so difficult here. Some of you really seem to have zero understanding of sex.

R98 DL is filled with gaycels and never-fuckeds. SQUEAMISH and AFRAID. Didn't you get the memo?

at the very least someone got sloppy seconds.

R97 FRIENDLY fire, not enemy fire

With MFM, there's also the variable of whether the woman and one of the men are in a couple relationship. If yes, then I'm guessing the M (of the couple) is at least bisexual if not gay.

If it's MFM with a woman who's not romantically connected to either men, then I can see it possibly as more of a bonding experience for the men. Still has a gay element, though.

In that Eastern European gonzo gangbang porn, the guys cum in the woman's butthole, one after the other, churning the cream.

Yes, that's what it is - '[bold]Friendly[/bold] Fire'!

Thank you, R101.

[quote] The first song I actually heard from them, and it's kinda hilarious.

R60 This "song" has no singing in it.

NSFW and warning about loud audio: Funny "friendly fire" blooper

If you follow them on social media, the two are never NOT apart. They go everywhere together. Gigs, vacations... EVERYWHERE. The chances that both of their dicks have landed in each other's mouths and butts is high.

r105 Fine. Track. Song. Whatever you want to call it, it was something this group made. You all get so pressed over the dumbest shit, I swear.

R108 "so pressed"

I'm guessing you're a 12 yr old girl?

r109 And I'm guessing you're 85 and perpetually irritable. And yes, that includes your bowels.

I suppose this track has one of them placing a microphone to their mouth and "singing".

That room is impressive.

R110 Wow, what a good one!

[quote] You all get so pressed over the dumbest shit,

I don't press mine; I put it in the toilet.

They seem like stable individuals.

r113 Yes. Because retorts that default to age groups are just shining examples of iron-clad wit and intellect. I can tell you worked tirelessly to come up with it.

They sho is ugly!

I love Trying To Be Cool

Don't you fuckers know any straight guys? My straight male friends have told me that MMF is pretty common.

R119 the average DLer is 65 and lives in Iowa.

In any threesome with the Chainsmokers at least two people are guaranteed to be unattractive.

You don't have to like their shit music. You can begrudge their multi million dollar fortunes based on being lowest common denominator EDM drop douche brah DJs. You can point out they aren't model handsome.

But you can't say they aren't fuckable with serviceable bodies and some mojo.

You’re right, r122.

R122 I feel that as celebrities and music stars who put themselves out there as performers, no. They could look better, be better groomed, dress better. So, again: no.

R119

MMF = The dudes play with each other too, and are at least bi-curious

MFM = The woman is a buffer, the dudes don't touch, and they maintain a veneer of pure heterosexuality

Sorry, I meant MFM. The majority of my straight male friends have done those, it's a form of bonding apparently. If any of them have ever done MMF they've never admitted to it.

[quote]I'm actually curious how it really works.

There are tons and tons of MMF/MFM pornos online. Just search around Pornhub, Redtube etc. if you're curious.

Gee, how did people figure out how sex worked before there was internet porn?

R119/R126

Thanks. I was wondering how you collected those types (MMF) of straight friends.

And...

R128

I'm embarrassed - or chagrined, I guess - that I learned a hell of a lot about gay sex from porn. It wasn't as if - when growing up - the straight kids/adolescents/teenagers I was around ever discussed the mechanics of gay sex; which is how most boys learned about sex in those days.

Like any one you complaining bitches would turn this down.

R130! MY EYES!! NO!!

How COULD you???

He's not whatever enough! Just no!

The majority of my straight male friends have done those, it's a form of bonding apparently

R126 No

I’m bi, but I’ve only been in an MFM threesome with a male friend, but I was NOT attracted to him at all. It was kind of weird. (But it was still hot to see her get fucked by him).

Yes, r133. My straight male friends have done MFM.

That’s fucking hot.

My straight brother says that the "wall" between a woman's vagina and her anus is very thin and when two guys are going at it in each orifice, they can feel one another's dick (so he doesn't like it). And he said, that's even to mention having your balls swinging into the other guys' balls, which is doesn't like at all.

Andrew Taggart is completely hot - I would do with him whatever he wanted done.

It must be very traumatic for your brother to do those double penetrations. What a gentleman that he keeps going through with them for the women's pleasure.

And tells him all about it, too.

r137, would you be kind enough to post a photo of your brother? Thank you!

Why not?

R107 Except when they go on vacation with their girlfriends.

Over my two decades in NYC, I've seen most of my straight friends have MFM threesomes.

There are degrees of interest. Some get off on the "live porn" aspect. Some like to see their girlfriend defiled but with someone they trust. Some are curious about how big their buddy is and how they fuck. Some secretly want to suck a dick. Or some combination of the above.

98% of the time, the men do not play with each other. But largely because the women are not into that at all. They don't want their meal ticket to be (excuse me, *they don't want to be dating*) a closet case.

So much fun exaggeration in this thread.

I loathe them

They are the architype of straight dudes who "think" they're hot, but they're really fugly.

Ok, since this thread has become a discussion of the mechanics of a MMF/MFM threeway... I've always wanted to try one in which I could feel his dick through her, but alas it is not to be. The only 3-way I've had with a F was 40 years ago (yes, I'm old and not a gold star gay) and my girlfriend wanted to fuck a mutual friend and despite my saying "do it!" she wanted me there too. So we're trying; she said she would absolutely not get fucked in the ass and the position we'd settled into was him eating her pussy, she was sucking my dick and i was sucking his. Everything was going swimmingly until he did something that caused her to moan; I'd swallowed his dick and unable to moan. He realized this and suddenly his dick went from hard as a rock and ready to shoot to soft. It was disappointing to say the least,

[quote]They are the architype of straight dudes

Oh, dear!

R148, say what?

It’s not gay unless your balls touch.

Beg to differ. I've done quite a bit of gay stuff in which our balls didn't touch.

I'd happy do either of these guys based on looks alone, but what I've heard regarding their douche-y personalities leads me to believe they'd probably say something that would cause me to call a halt to the proceedings midway through.

Here's a sample of what we've been talking about.

The guys seem to be friendly. One says something like "I can feel your dick" or "I can feel you cum." Originally I thought it might be double dick, but I think one's in the front and one's in the back. Especially since those in the know say the membrane between vagina and asshole is thin.

It's very amateur homemade (which makes it hot) and seems like this might be what the bros get up to every weekend after the bars.

It's not gay if you don't swallow

"Smash that pussy bro!"

**high five**

"Yeah, we get lots of babes who want to fuck on our dirty tour bus that smells like dirty feet, stale cannabis, and old farts. We're the shitz, man!"

Does this mean Selena will be getting two for the price of one?