Girl Scout Cookie season is upon us

[quote] Be foreward

Allow me to "oh, dear" myself. Clearly, that should be "forewarned."

My deepest apologies. You see, bite-sized bimbos are a trigger for me.

There are flocks of them outside every cannabus dispensary around here. The little brats know where to find customers at their weakest!

I always remember this:

R2, generally, I despise the flocks of do gooders begging and annoying me at the grocery store. Now even at self checkout the machine asks me if I want to donate to Widows and Rickets or whatever it is. I despise it.

Fat whores rejoice!!!

New flavor - Raspberry Rally. Looks similar to a thin mint. In theory, these could be good, but I'm expecting disappointment.

I hate being pestered by those little shits.

I can resist.

Do they have a pineapple flavored cookie?

I never thought it was fair. The Girl Scouts got to seek those beloved cookies which people will seek out to buy while us Boy Scouts got stuck selling fucking popcorn which was overpriced and absolutely no one ever wanted to buy.

I love them, but cannot find them in my retirement community.

Can you venture outside your retirement community? Here's a locator.

Only Boy Scout cookies for me.

Neener neener.

[quote] Be foreward!

I see your writing skills haven't improved since that ransom note Patsy!

Cookies! Yum!

FAT WHORE THREAD

Life hack previously shared numerous times around here: buy the Aldi knock-offs for $1.50-ish/pack. I want to say you even get more.

The troops only get 50 cents per sale. Not worth it.

The idea is that the girl scouts learn valuable skills. It's not just about the money. Yeah, they don't get a lot of it, but what they do get goes to fund their activities. It shows the importance of overcoming one's fears, hard work, etc. In this day of kids being glued to devices, getting them out and about and talking to other people is a good thing.

That being said, far too many moms seem to do the job for the kid by talking too much at the stands, asking for co-workers to buy shit, etc. Take a step back and let the kids learn! And if you're a boss, DON'T ask those beneath you to buy your kids' cookies. They will feel obligated and resent you.

I always pretend I am on the phone when I see them as I am walking into or out of a store. I do end up having them in the house every year thanks to my partner, who is a soft touch. I had a couple of what they used to call Samoans and they are terrible. No ingredient tastes natural, and they're the size of a silver dollar now.

Girl Scout Cookies haven't been any good since Burry's stopped making them.

Peter Brady did it, and did it in DRAG!

I don’t know. They’re a little triggering for me.

I got kicked out of the Cub Scouts. I ate a Brownie.

Any of them come to my house, they’re going to win the trip to Washington!

I know our neighbors were glad we spared them from such a fiasco.

Back in the day little girls used to roam neighborhoods knocking on stranger's doors to make sales. Nowadays that would be considered an open invitation to child molestors. I try to buy a couple of boxes when co-workers bring in order sheets, just to be nice.

[quote]The idea is that the girl scouts learn valuable skills.

The kid I dutifully bought from even has an online storefront outlining what skills she hopes to improve this year.

[quote]The kid I dutifully bought from even has an online storefront outlining what skills she hopes to improve this year.

Let’s hope step, ball, change is on the list.

Me like cookie!

The sneaky packaging is an insult and I refuse to participate. Why should I pay $5 for 10 little cookies?

Where My Bitches At?

If I am accosted I hand them a $10 bill and tell them to send cookies to the troops.

it's a scam, they don't teach those girls shit.