New Britney mumbo-jumbo rant - where's our Brit-stan at to translate?

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My friend and I could not translate what it meant besides she felt forced to do a dance that she didn’t want to and is paranoid that everyone is out to get her. Also, what are birds?

It’s mania. A bipolar coworker rants to me through text messages and they’re exactly like this. They don’t make any sense.

People keep saying she’s mentally ill, but she’s actually just stupid

It's like she thinks we're in her head, watching and listening to her thoughts, so when she actually verbalizes (posts) what she was already thinking about in mid-thought, she believes that we know what the hell she's talking about.

Disjointed, paranoid thoughts all the time from her. Many of them surrounding thinking other women are trying to take her husband. Paranoid schizophrenic.

Does that mean she had her own wedding bugged to hear what people were saying about her?

When you say something enough, you begin to believe it.

As predicted, she pulled down the rant portion of the post 2 hours later, and now it's just her doing her sucky, demented "dance" moves while primping her bleached blonde extensions. She's such a trashy mess, mentally and physically.

Mania. Have a schizophrenic brother in law who sends stuff just like this all the time.

Those little dance videos on her Instagram make me uncomfortable. She looks demented.

It's crazy there's so many talented singers on Instagram who aren't famous yet Britney is getting opportunities to record new music and collab with popular artists.

[quote] THE BALLS OF PEOPLE THE BALLS OF PEOPLE!!!

Are we supposed to surmise she sees everyone’s testicles around her?

I think she's trying to express her outrage at the offensive behavior she sees around her.

I worked with psychiatric patients in nursing care, many of whom being profoundly affected, some criminal (not considered risks any longer), many schizophrenic, many bipolar disorders that were intractable or complicated by long addiction and other issues.

Ms. Spears seems familiar. Often there is an understandable intention beneath the disordered and fragmented expressions. But I'm not sure they've shared her full diagnostic complex with the public.

She's hypomanic if not full tilt. She is ALL pupil in her videos. I see a 5150 in her near future if someone else doesn't intervene and help her out.

She's mentally ill, but because of all the "FREE BRITTANY" madness, there is no one who can really help her. This will continue to get more tragic, and it will be more and more public. Sad. She needs to get help.

[quote] I see a 5150 in her near future if someone else doesn't intervene and help her out.

That's the problem. I'm sure people have tried to help her. You can "intervene," but she's a multi-millionaire and she will say, "Fuck off."

R16 I'm not sure about how it works in California, but in CT, NY and PA if you're committed against your will, you don't get a say in how long you stay. You have more rights in prison than a psych ward once admitted. An involuntary commitment can have a patient released AMA with a 72 (hr notice). But that's not an involuntary 5150.

Her gibberish in last night's video was disconcerting. She actually seemed to be acting like she was really talking in an actual, comprehensible language.

I guess her gold digging husband stays away from the crazy lady as much as possible.

Lordy.

Her family has tried to help her. But now they're just going to let her kill herself (and possibly others). They have no choice.

The almighty Twitterverse demanded that Britney be free! They required her to be released from her conservatorship, knowing nothing about the facts of her case! And thus it was!

And now we see the facts. Oh well! Twitter has spoken!

I'm so sorry for the kids.

I love how there's some stan on another thread claiming that all she needs is "medication and a good accountant." It's fucking astounding how people completely dismiss clear evidence when it's given.

The gibberish part is not new. I remember the testimonial of her body guard, Tony Barretto, back in 2007.

[quote]Britney speaks to her children in a weird baby language, but all it does is scare and unsettle them.

"Ba bo bee baba del beetoom baby boo blop" means "losing my virginity and doing coke at 14 while pretending to everyone that, yes, I was a virgin goody two shoes messed me up real bad"

Is crazy lady in control of her own money? Sounds like a bad idea. Maybe she goes on spending sprees when she's manic.

This whole thread is based on assuming opinions are facts and foaming at the mouth speculation. “My brother in law texts me the same way therefore Britney is schizophrenic”. None of you know anything about her having any diagnosis, or if she is currently in treatment or not, or anything about her relationship or her private life, and just doing that really loserish thing where to make yourself feel good and smart you project your armchair diagnosis onto a stranger based on…..their Instagram stories?

Taking paragraphs to scold gossips on a gossip board…

You're right, R26. Her mental health is very good because she takes photos of herself completely nude and can't write coherently. If she's taking meds, they're working wonders.

Omg, she is so Brendad Ickson, it's scary!

Really fucking scary.

R28 you clearly didn’t read my post. I don’t know what her mental health is like, I’m not her doctor or a friend or family member so how would I? And the same is true of the rest of you. None of you know…and are just asserting uniformed unprofessional opinions as if they’re a medical diagnosis, and all of those dumb opinions are just based on stereotypes. I’ve always found medical speculation to be an especially tacky and ignorant form of ‘gossip’.

Latest post that needs translation:

britneyspears I watched “NATURAL BORN KILLERS” this morning and damn I got ENLIGHTENED … and HOLY SMOKES SHIT BALLS I’m sure I brought a billion SMILES to me LOOKING LIKE SHREK at a restaurant. Even my best friend couldn’t WAIT TO SEND IT TO ME, THEY DON’T THINK TWICE because we are all natural born killers … I know the news is all hyped about me being a little drunk at a restaurant … it’s like they’ll be WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE 👀 !!! I’m so flattered they talk about me like a maniac THEN have the balls to talk about all the negative things that happened in my past !!! Honestly it would be safer for me to compliment this world and fuck up because if I become a prophet and don’t create history, we might have something y’all… I’m just KIDDING, but it’s a good thought 💭 I know y’all are rooting for me and all and make sure you check out the shocking Shrek picture of me … I was like damn that’s horrific yet there were two pics where I was normal 🤔 … either way honestly I know nobody gives a flying fuck what I do !!! I’m just bored writing this paragraph like a damn idiot 🥱

R29 All she needed was some Gelson’s potatoe salad!

r31 is just sad. And I reiterate what I said in another thread -- this woman should not be on social media

R30, she's admitted herself she's bipolar. Of course, her doctors aren't going to disclose exactly what's going on with her psychologically. It's bad enough that her kids were taken away from her. People like to speculate. So what.

[quote] “I have always been kind of shy, since I was a little girl. It’s who I am to be modest, so I really can’t help it. I turn into this different person...seriously, bipolar disorder.“

Is this the quote you’re referring to R34? I get that she’s saying the words but….this sounds to me far more of a “I’m like sooooo OCD” kind of thing rather than someone talking about an actual medical diagnosis. Who knows - maybe I’m wrong on that, but I wouldn’t say that’s a confirmation. I get that people like to speculate but posters here are acting like their silly little unserious musings are medically valid. And none of it is.

OP’s post was about Kathy Hilton saying Sam and Selena would be a good couple at Britney’s wedding

Well if Kathy Hilton said that, then she’s a huge bitch.

r36 where did you come upon this knowledge?

R36 saw a tweet analyzing it and I find it a plausible analysis. We know she hates Selena, so explains some of that too.

R38 on twitter

Completely nuts. Needs Seroquel, lithium and lorazepam

R39 Britney has a good reason to be wary of Selena. It's not the first time she's fucked someone else's man.

Well at least Britney won't have to worry about Selena wanting her kidney as well as her man. Brits internal organs are probably too damaged by now.