BREAKING! Shawn Mendes chopped off his curly locks

He looks somewhat like Nick Jonas now.

That jolly Filipina queen in the background looks thirsty.

Does he get a Ph.D in criminology now?

Ew. Also an ew for that outfit too.

Does she have mange?

Eddie Munster

Good for the hair. Now dump the Coastal Grandma outfits.

[quote]BREAKING!

Jesus you are retarded, OP.

Divorcee going to her first yoga session

Not fair OP! I just googled his ass an hour ago and did not see this major development

Did she have lice?

He could die it blond and give himself a Jerry Curl for all I care, as long as he presents hole.

erm, dye

Ah cut mah hair when ah went nuts, too.

Omg! So butch!

Brave.

But foolish.

This is Datalounge ⬇

r18 "Oh honey, even I wouldn't wear something that camp"

She’s serving up Wentworth Miller real queerness.

🤣

She looks awful!

She looks great. So masc.

LOVING that scarf!

She’s serving up subtle resting bitch face. I’ll bet she shaved it in a fit of drunken rage directed toward John Mayer…”You could have had all this!? Wasn’t I good enough? Why can’t I quit you??”

Sho sure getting fugly. Expiration date close?

I want my jaw back.

It'd been reported he's going to resume touring next year, with a couple of dates in South America unofficially announced. Maybe the idea of actually having to work set him off on a Britney

[quote] a couple of dates in South America

Is South America where closeted twinks go to get their asses humped on the sly?

I LOVE this look. I don’t think he’s ever looked better.

FAGGOT.

R28 it’s not having to. He chose to. I guess he’s ready to start working again. But if he doesn’t want to he can simply not return and continue his permanent vacation with his new house and secret boyfriend.

r32 LOL, yeah I'm sure his label and management team would be totally cool with that and it was all up to him.

r32 secret boyfriend? 🧐

A fringed cardigan caftan and people actually believe he’s straight? My sides!

R33 they allowed him to cancel a tour. So yes. They would. He hasn’t had a new album in 3 years now. Nothing to promote.

Going on 4 years.

r36 They allowed him to cancel that because it was going to flop. There's a reason the dates announced are all South America, which has pent up demand even for Mendes.

[quote]There's a reason the dates announced are all South America, which has pent up demand even for Mendes.

Next up is the move to Brazil to get all that good dick and then infomercials. Shawn, only 24 and following in my footsteps!

He’s only doing a few shows.

[quote]He’s only doing a few shows.

Honey, that's all I'm going to have time for, in-between get my bootyhole split by hot hung South American trade

[quote]Next up is the move to Brazil to get all that good dick and then infomercials

He already speaks some Portuguese. It’s a natural fit.

Werk it gurl!

I loved his pompadour. Don't like the buzz cut.

This is the beginning of the end.

He's maturing on schedule. Big queen but look closely and he's a fine man.

They need to give some of Sam Smith's songs to someone attractive like Shawn, instead of wasting them on a tubby lardass.

That sad fat pig Sam can sing. Sexy Shawn, not so much.

"I loved my Suburban Mom big hair, but Daddy said it was a distraction and causing me to neglect my other duties, like getting my hole really clean."

"I was sad, but Daddy knows best."

Eh. Looks much better with longer hair.

His hair will probably be even thicker and more amazing when it grows back in.

His hair probably grows at lightspeed too. Zayn did this and three weeks later the hair was back

[quote]His hair will probably be even thicker and more amazing when it grows back in.

That's what happened to hair on my bussy and my other pubic hair...

So Daddy gave me electrolysis!

"I'm really into Yoga now - just being healthy and hanging out with my girlfriends."

"And this break from Touring gives me a chance to work on getting pregnant, which is my biggest desire."

All Shawnie has to do is add some chunky statement jewelry...

and she'll have completed her transition to the "Chico's" phase of her life.

[quote]gives me a chance to work on getting pregnant, which is my biggest desire

I'll help!

I'm normally a bottom but this snatch could turn anyone into a top.

He kind of looks like Jeremy Irons. Which isn't a bad thing.

Is he planning to act? Does he have any movie roles lined up? A vocal coach can help him get rid of his gay speech cadence.

r58, movies and TV require early mornings, way too much work for our Shawn. His boyfriends just get done operating on his bussy at around 2am. Its easier for him to just remain a socialite skank and get paid to go to parties every night!

r58 Yes, in interviews for that Lyle Lyle Crocodile movie, he's said he now wants to move past voice acting into regular acting. His arrogance is pretty amazing.

Look at my hot body:

That hair-do screams Miss Fierce! The scarf screams Miss Thang!

Closet Case. No thank you.

Bad advice, worse result.

VERY thin on top. Someone is going to be a Rogaine Customer!!

Who? Isn’t he “retired”? Why is anyone bothering with this irrelevant nobody?

^ b/c the stubborn bitch still hasn't presented hole

New photos of Shawn sporting his new cut:

Video of Shawn yesterday in Los Angeles:

Still hot

He must not be planning to tour again. His big layed hair was a stage outfit.

He looks much better with longer hair.

Uncomfortable in his own skin and fidgety in that video. But quite cute.

He looks cute. That's all I got

The music industry tried so hard to promote Shawn as this confident and sexy hetero guy but has no charisma, doesn't feel comfortable in the spotlight (though he likes attention, it's only on his terms and he is a control freak) and I think he regrets the massive fame he gained because he has to live a lie. While he can quit anytime he wants, I think he feels obligated to continue making money for his managers and team. The whole cancelling tours because of low ticket sales makes more sense that the whole "anxiety" thing. Shawn is not like Zayn who's drug abuse aggravated whatever mental issues he had. hope one day, Shawn writes a memoir and goes all out on the music industry bullshit. He's clearly inching out the closet too.

He better come out now while he’s still hot. He’s got a narrow window of time… he’s too skinny and his looks will hit the wall hard in a few years.

[quote] He's clearly inching out the closet too.

How so? He's on record saying he is NOT gay.

This pathetic closet case has aged so terribly in the past 3 years alone that he looks double his age. It's a shame what living a lie and killing your career and sanity does to a person. Hm.

[R79] Except Mendes is to blame for a majority of his current failures and woes. He's the one who insisted on making an album about how sad and pathetic he was after his PR relationship ended. He's the one that brings up the gay topic in interviews to cry about how the big bad meanie fags won't leave him alone. I do agree that he was forced into the heterosexual rockstar mold at first, but he had ample time to shed that image and has chosen failure and dishonesty instead. Hollywood's biggest glass closet.

all will be forgive when this bitch presents hole

New photos of Shawn in Los Angeles:

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# 3 :

WTF has got inside the huge purse? Her dildo collection?

OTOH, those pants make her package look good.

r85 r86 r87 "Now the kids are at college, I'm just spending time not being a mom"

[R85] [R86] [R87] "Sometimes I wish I had gone to college. Frat boys are cute. But so are Art boys. I could study science and books and stuff. Should I move to London? Maybe to Spain? Camila knew some cute guys. Why don't I like black guys? Do these pants make me legs look fat? Is my house too small? What about my dick? How come John call me anymore? Well who cares, he's old and gross. Should I wax my hole?"

Washed up fast.

SHOW THE BUSSY!

What does he do all day besides work out and hoe stroll in LA? And entertain Latino trade?

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Haha at the article linked at R94.

Jocelyne is the top

Dear gawd couldn't he have picked a better looking beard closer to his age?

In the R85 photo run:

I vant to be alone.

Who is he trying to fool with this? No one is checking for the music anymore, the tour is canceled, the singles have flopped, the hair is gone.

You think the transition has begun?

R100 He'll wait until he's 30 and the beer belly sets in, then he'll be calling himself Shawna.

Why is she hanging out with a geriatric hag?

Jesus Christ, he looks AWFUL without his hair. Doesn’t he realize that his hair is half the reason he looks good? Is that menopausal witch responsible for this?

I'm guessing he identifies as lesbian.

It's all very Britney.

Britney was a nutcase. Shawn is just a closet case.

New photo of Shawn Mendes & a male friend:

Is that the Latin trade everyone talks about?

Shawnee has that "just had my hole wrecked" glow

Is he what they're considering a good representation of masculinity these days?

I think not.

Face has a different and happy set with that man in his house.

Shawn definitely likes Latino and black guys. If his ass came out, the queens on here would forgive him like they do any hot formerly closeted guy.

Who is this old hag he's hanging with? Hired help?

Cuties r107

Looking horsier than ever.

He looks grotesque and aged. Is this what happens when you live trapped in the closet for no apparent reason? Must have canceled the tour to avoid getting dicked by trade of all nationalities.

r116 if that's grotesque Ill be grotesque!

R117 Too many bottoms with fresh faces out in this sea to be concerned with the likes of Miss Mendez.