Now Millennials Are Being Accused of Killing Canned Tuna

Tuna fish is great for my keto diet. I'm preparing a keto Greek salad this afternnon.

We don't say tuna fish because it's redundant.

Bumble Bee should be killed off because it is disgusting.

[quote[We don't say tuna fish because it's redundant.

As is Ahi tuna.

If tuna is white ands packed in water is there really any difference in brands?

What about bunny rabbit?

Old news.

Tuna has more mercury than other fish. And microplastics are a problem. Canned sardines are actually safer/healthier.

I make a tuna salad about once a month, squeezing the juice out for my cats.

is this a problem? And they are not "accused" and they are not "killing" the product. They just aren't buying much of a product. TIME has sunk so very low.

Sorry Charlie

Charlie should be elated.

I feel sorry for anyone who's never tasted a good tuna salad. My mom puts sweet pickle, brown mustard and a hard-boiled egg in hers, and it's an orgasm.

Great, thanks for posting that your mother gives you orgasms, r12.

Millennial here. Love sardines, never liked tuna. Tuna is low on flavor and needs other things with it to make it edible.

oral orgasms, R12

as a good mother should

Who cares? Boomers are desperate to blame "millennials" for everything they don't like

Ah, yes, more of that fabled intellectual wit that DL is famous for.

All the intergenerational conflict threads are posted by millennials. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Who are the first two twats who don’t know how to spell Millennial correctly? I’m looking at you, r1, r2!

R19, don't throw stones. After all, you made your own mistake.

Cunt isn't spelled t-w-a-t.

Chicken of the sea!

I am...

It smells like millennial girls’ unwashed pussies

R14

Funny you should mention that as I learned last year that adding Jamaican jerk seasoning to a tuna sandwich helps a lot.

Killing canned tuna? Those bastards! Is there nothing that evil generation won't do to undermine civilized society?!?

Maybe this will help offset overfishing and let the tuna population recover.

Egads! Next the punks will turning their noses up at Spam.

This thread is making me horny!

R23 is an eldergay with an unwashed mussy

R18, no, they're started by eldergays to attack millennials and Gen X. You guys are jealous of anyone under 80

[quote]If tuna is white ands packed in water is there really any difference in brands?

Indeed there is. Try Wild Planet, you'll be amazed.

What's wrong with tunafish? I love it. Born in 1963, so end of the Boomers/beginning of Gen X. My father (born in 1926) hated it.

[quote] Canned tuna might be too stinky, processed and inconvenient for Millennials,

More for us

No, R30. We like our lives. We don't feel cheated out of anything. We still have Social Security. Why would we want to fight millennials? I know you're angry but it really isn't reciprocated. By the time you're old, you learn how to tune out people you find annoying.

Canned tuna is nasty

You don't need a can opener, you can just buy one of those little packs that you tear open. They have all sorts of nice flavors (my favorite is lemon pepper). Put on a slice or two of bread and add some mustard or whatever and it's a very nice sandwich.

I buy the pouches, I like making tuna melts

Who buys chunk light tuna? It’s skipjack.

Solid Albacore in water for the win!

I suspect it's because the thought and act of attempting to use a can opener to access the canned tuna is too overwhelming and time-consuming for the Millennials, including because it might make them need to put down and be concentratively disconnected from their cellphones for more than 45 seconds.

FANCY ASS ITALIAN tuna in olive oil for me.

We need to talk about modern slavery

Mom, I just want a tunafish sandwich like my friend Jimmy. Why are you talking about slaves!?

The cans seem to get smaller and smaller and it really is a bother to prepare.

Also, "Wild Caught!" is like labeling beef as "Gluten Free!". There was never any gluten in beef and there are only wild caught tuna as tuna farming doesn't exist.

It's like "organic". It's an unregulated marketing term used to fool dumb people.

Every time I eat tuna, my urine smells like fish the next day.

I'm vegan. And a millennial. I'm not exactly sure which attribute feeds into which. It's a chicken/egg situation of sorts. Which I also don't eat. Because, you know, I'm vegan.

[quote]My mom puts sweet pickle, brown mustard and a hard-boiled egg in hers

Ugh. I can smell this post.

R16, And vice-versa!

I've lately eschewed canned tuna for canned chicken. Canned chicken with walnuts, dried cranberries, red onion, dill, and mayo---yum!

What does canned chicken taste like?

Here's a list of all the things Millennials have been accused of killing off - and I agree with every last one of them.

Good.

Cable TV, Banks, Diamonds, Golf, Marriage, Casual Dining Chains (e.g. Applebees), Heavyweight motorcycles, Beer, Paper Napkins, 9-5 Workday, Ironing, the Business Suit, Department Stores, Running, Wine Corks, Doorbells and Postcards.

I'm fine with all of these - although we know that many of these were already on the decline before Millennials had anything to do with it.

Next UP: Republican Politicians please.

OMG! Now what will I use for douche?

R50 Use packets!

R49, It's simple, really; Millennials are rejecting not only their Baby Boomer elders as living humans and wish us dead; they're rejecting Baby Boomer Everything.

We'll see how that works out for their future living conditions.