And now I feel awful. It probably would've been quicker and cheaper to just inject cooking grease directly into my bloodstream.
I just had Five Guys
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 9, 2023 1:28 AM |
At least it wasn't McDonald's.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 7, 2023 4:47 PM |
[quote]I just had Five Guys
I hope you used protection.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 7, 2023 4:48 PM |
Amateur.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 7, 2023 4:48 PM |
Prolapsed
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 7, 2023 4:48 PM |
bbrt?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 7, 2023 4:50 PM |
I just had six guys-- and I'm still hungry.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 7, 2023 5:01 PM |
Did they spitroast you?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 7, 2023 5:25 PM |
Is this some kind of food, a dish?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 7, 2023 5:34 PM |
OP- Sit down 🪑
We need to talk
You're a WHORE darlin
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 7, 2023 5:37 PM |
saa recovery.org
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 7, 2023 5:48 PM |
What'd you have with them?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 7, 2023 5:50 PM |
You had sex with 5 Guys? High-Five!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 7, 2023 5:54 PM |
RIP to OP's toilet
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 7, 2023 6:00 PM |
I find all fast food does that to me nowadays. Maybe it’s the high fat or something new in the ingredients—but I feel so terrible after eating
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 7, 2023 6:06 PM |
R14- That's because you're eating POISON.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 7, 2023 6:16 PM |
I just had 5 guys piss in my mouth
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 7, 2023 6:17 PM |
link to your alt twitter, r16?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 7, 2023 6:19 PM |
Only 45 to go for a full weekend
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 7, 2023 6:25 PM |
And it was way more expensive that what it was worth, right?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 7, 2023 6:26 PM |
Tell me you're a pass-around bottom without telling me you're a pass-around bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 7, 2023 8:56 PM |
[quote]What'd you have with them?
I only had two large fries and took a bunch of the nuts they have sitting in the middle of the lobby at the restaurant. I think it's the high salt and oil that did me in. They have some of the greasiest fries I've ever consumed. But I couldn't stop. Stress eating.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 8, 2023 3:57 AM |
Five Guys gives you like 2 lbs of fries with a small, and you had two large fries? Honestly I didn't know a human could eat that much in one sitting.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 8, 2023 4:05 AM |
r22 It was the first thing I put on my stomach all day. I am aware this is risky and dumb. Again. Stress eating. I've been doing it.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 8, 2023 4:07 AM |
Dream bigger, r22.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 8, 2023 4:10 AM |
I misread this , in my mind this was " I just had five guys " as in this was a multiple person Grindr encounter
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 9, 2023 12:29 AM |
R22 is right. Five Guys gives you a ridiculous amount of food. They need to lower their prices and cut the portion sizes in half.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 9, 2023 12:34 AM |
I’m guessing the nuts were also greasy and salty. A shame because they’re good for you, but then so are potatoes when properly prepared and in moderate amounts.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 9, 2023 12:40 AM |
r27 Their nuts (peanuts) are still in the shell an unsalted. But peanuts naturally have their own oil/fat content. Though, a healthier form of it.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 9, 2023 12:44 AM |
Sex vs. dining? It is confusing, since both involve, meat, buns, nuts, and swallowing.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 9, 2023 1:19 AM |
You just had five guys [bold]what[/bold] OP?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 9, 2023 1:28 AM |
We have Five Guys in London - it's become disgusting. I saw a sign on the window of a new branch that said something like "No freezers on the premises" - then why was the bun on my burger a few months ago still partly frozen? - the buns here are gross, the meat is dry - the fries are nice and all the toppings are nice too and useful as they disguise the vile dry tasteless burgers.
McDonalds is also shit in England now - the burgers are ALWAYS cold and Burger King is wretched too. When they first came to England they were both SO good.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 9, 2023 1:28 AM |