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I just had Five Guys

And now I feel awful. It probably would've been quicker and cheaper to just inject cooking grease directly into my bloodstream.

by Anonymousreply 31January 9, 2023 1:28 AM

At least it wasn't McDonald's.

by Anonymousreply 1January 7, 2023 4:47 PM

[quote]I just had Five Guys

I hope you used protection.

by Anonymousreply 2January 7, 2023 4:48 PM

Amateur.

by Anonymousreply 3January 7, 2023 4:48 PM

Prolapsed

by Anonymousreply 4January 7, 2023 4:48 PM

bbrt?

by Anonymousreply 5January 7, 2023 4:50 PM

I just had six guys-- and I'm still hungry.

by Anonymousreply 6January 7, 2023 5:01 PM

Did they spitroast you?

by Anonymousreply 7January 7, 2023 5:25 PM

Is this some kind of food, a dish?

by Anonymousreply 8January 7, 2023 5:34 PM

OP- Sit down 🪑

We need to talk

You're a WHORE darlin

by Anonymousreply 9January 7, 2023 5:37 PM

saa recovery.org

by Anonymousreply 10January 7, 2023 5:48 PM

What'd you have with them?

by Anonymousreply 11January 7, 2023 5:50 PM

You had sex with 5 Guys? High-Five!

by Anonymousreply 12January 7, 2023 5:54 PM

RIP to OP's toilet

by Anonymousreply 13January 7, 2023 6:00 PM

I find all fast food does that to me nowadays. Maybe it’s the high fat or something new in the ingredients—but I feel so terrible after eating

by Anonymousreply 14January 7, 2023 6:06 PM

R14- That's because you're eating POISON.

by Anonymousreply 15January 7, 2023 6:16 PM

I just had 5 guys piss in my mouth

by Anonymousreply 16January 7, 2023 6:17 PM

link to your alt twitter, r16?

by Anonymousreply 17January 7, 2023 6:19 PM

Only 45 to go for a full weekend

by Anonymousreply 18January 7, 2023 6:25 PM

And it was way more expensive that what it was worth, right?

by Anonymousreply 19January 7, 2023 6:26 PM

Tell me you're a pass-around bottom without telling me you're a pass-around bottom.

by Anonymousreply 20January 7, 2023 8:56 PM

[quote]What'd you have with them?

I only had two large fries and took a bunch of the nuts they have sitting in the middle of the lobby at the restaurant. I think it's the high salt and oil that did me in. They have some of the greasiest fries I've ever consumed. But I couldn't stop. Stress eating.

by Anonymousreply 21January 8, 2023 3:57 AM

Five Guys gives you like 2 lbs of fries with a small, and you had two large fries? Honestly I didn't know a human could eat that much in one sitting.

by Anonymousreply 22January 8, 2023 4:05 AM

r22 It was the first thing I put on my stomach all day. I am aware this is risky and dumb. Again. Stress eating. I've been doing it.

by Anonymousreply 23January 8, 2023 4:07 AM

Dream bigger, r22.

by Anonymousreply 24January 8, 2023 4:10 AM

I misread this , in my mind this was " I just had five guys " as in this was a multiple person Grindr encounter

by Anonymousreply 25January 9, 2023 12:29 AM

R22 is right. Five Guys gives you a ridiculous amount of food. They need to lower their prices and cut the portion sizes in half.

by Anonymousreply 26January 9, 2023 12:34 AM

I’m guessing the nuts were also greasy and salty. A shame because they’re good for you, but then so are potatoes when properly prepared and in moderate amounts.

by Anonymousreply 27January 9, 2023 12:40 AM

r27 Their nuts (peanuts) are still in the shell an unsalted. But peanuts naturally have their own oil/fat content. Though, a healthier form of it.

by Anonymousreply 28January 9, 2023 12:44 AM

Sex vs. dining? It is confusing, since both involve, meat, buns, nuts, and swallowing.

by Anonymousreply 29January 9, 2023 1:19 AM

You just had five guys [bold]what[/bold] OP?

by Anonymousreply 30January 9, 2023 1:28 AM

We have Five Guys in London - it's become disgusting. I saw a sign on the window of a new branch that said something like "No freezers on the premises" - then why was the bun on my burger a few months ago still partly frozen? - the buns here are gross, the meat is dry - the fries are nice and all the toppings are nice too and useful as they disguise the vile dry tasteless burgers.

McDonalds is also shit in England now - the burgers are ALWAYS cold and Burger King is wretched too. When they first came to England they were both SO good.

by Anonymousreply 31January 9, 2023 1:28 AM
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