Inquiring gays want to know: What do women do in the bathroom that takes them so long to pee?

Science to the rescue.

Wait in line. If its a busy place, rest assured there's a line inside waiting for the stalls.

^ I disagree with their unisex bathroom suggestion, though. Fuck that.

I imagine it takes them time to unclench their pee hole and clench up their poo hole so a baby don't come out.

Same. No unisex bathroom for me either!

Sometimes a line of coke (back in the day), reapply makeup, fix hair, chat about the men, or where to go next, etc.

Unisex bathrooms are not the answer - let the toilet architects find some other method of solving this female issue and leave men out of it.

Men who were born female also take forever in the bathroom for some reason.

Sometimes women have periods so there is the extraction of one feminine hygiene product and then replacement with a new one. Then disposing of the old one. Also, handwashing and general primping.

DL would have you believe they probably spend about 1 minute peeing and washing up, only after having been forced to spend four minutes searching every nook and cranny of the stall for men in dresses and kicking them out.

They stand in front of the mirror and squeeze their boobies and sing about how much they enjoy being a girl.

Instead of just unzipping, they have to open and take down trousers and underwear and sit down (usually only after putting down a seat cover), do the deed(s), wipe, and put their clothes back where they were. This all has to be done in a stall because women can't use urinals. Then come out and wash their hands. That all takes a lot longer than just whipping it out and tucking it back in.

Having a period doesn't take a huge amount of time in the bathroom. It happens every month. Women are quite adept at dealing with efficiently regardless of the bath to situation.

r13, do you get periods?

Sometimes when ladies are on their period they have to sit there and wait for a clot to pass.

They spend time in their laughing and talking about the fags in the group who have:

* affected female mannerisms

*say things like "yaaasss kweeen"

* obsess over the women's partners.

On a daily basis DL reminds me of how dumb and/or clueless (or just clickbait?) people are.

It sure does make one understand why trans women don’t want to have the bottom surgery. Peeing while standing and then giving it a quick shake before putting it back in your lace panties is so much easier.

Plus -- women actually wash their hands afterwards -- unlike most of you boys.