Britney rants AGAIN

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Fuck this insane retard.

'Are we gonna say it was hard being my sister ???? Hmmmmmmmmmmm.... really ??? Well this was my spa plan at Vegas as my childhood friends had their heads held high with a seat for toes and nails and a bottle of champagne for each one of them while I STOOD AT THE DOOR not allowed to go in....'

The Circus singer's caption continued: 'But bet ur bottom dollar they be gotten their entertainment from me that night !!!!! I've learned from the BEST... do we dare set aside our SELF CARE AND ACKNOWLEDGE a childhood friend ???? WHY no !!!!'     The Baby One More Time legend added that she would rather 'trash' her former friends and reminded Jamie Lynn through the post that she could not even own her own name for over a decade as she admitted that her mind was 'blown' by her sister's accusations.

Britney added: 'WHY no !!!! We teach her the MEANING OF MEAN and then throw her away in the end with no self rights !!!! You want me to share it on Telly ??? I'd rather spit in their faces and trash them on Instagram cause that's all my family has ever been to me !!!!'

I don't understand her rants. Brit once complained about not being able to consume a secret milkshake with crunchy sugar, I don't know what that is but I SHOULD, sounds delicious.

Rants are always more effective when they are even vaguely coherent.

“I can’t stand her, y’all!”

"Subjected to being an angel while my dad has 5 women on his tour bus drinking that cup of coffee ... so cool and smooth it must have been nice owning my name for 15 years... it honestly blows my mind the hardships you say you have had with having me as your sister"

It's like she typed in a few grudges into a random paragraph generator...none of her rants make a damn bit of sense.

But one thing I did take is that she sincerely doesn't realize how mentally ill she is. She says she sleeps for days as a result of neuropathy/nerve pain. Nobody sleeps for days because of that, but they do sleep for days after coming down from days of maniacal highs. Like she has.

Also, if you're in so much damn pain, GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR, you dimwit!!

Miss Spears proves medications to treat mental illness WORK. She was stable for a decade while on medication and receiving treatment

That is schizophrenic word salad

She doesn’t have a life. She’s bored. She sits in her house all day in her bubble and rots. Like Michael and Whitney. At least Whitney got high.

Neuropathy is a way to get ahold of delicious pain medication

Her husband is attractive and I hope she is getting her moneys worth.

'For a woman whose name was stolen by her family after 15 years and was told what to do and was extremely punished if I spoke up as a woman to be BORN… How do I begin to find my NEW hands and legs every day ???'

'I realize over and over again I'm not owned by my family !!! I try to find meaning in every movement I make daily !!! I hold the test of time when I finally breathe in and am not shaken scared … demoralized… or humiliated as I find my body !!!'

'I find my name and it's not a threat … IT’S MY SIN IN WEAKNESS TO BE VULNERABLE AND HUMAN !!!

I listen to the child within … only the child knows !!! I have nerve damage on the side of my body … my hand goes numb when I sleep !!! It shoots to my head and it hurts deeply !!! I sleep a lot because of the pain. God is the one and only cure PERIOD !!!'

"What the fuck do you think Beyoncé’s mom would do if they did that to her daughter ??? She would look at them like they have lost there fucking minds … THAT’S IT !!! My name hasn't been here in 15 years … I want people to know what's up and hey we are gonna go LOW ?? I’M REAL GOOD AT GETTING DOWN !!!"

r13 Her husband isn't interested in that nasty bag of crazy (likely infected with the herp and who knows what else, she as much as admits it). He only wants the green mistre$$.

My mother says stupid shit like this, my mother is a drunk.

Beyoncé? Looks medicated.

It's not a word salad, it's someone without a full education writing in an unedited stream-of-consciousness style.

She's saying that there was some kind of spa day in Vegas for her childhood friends, where they got all those nice amenities like the chairs where you have your feet and hands propped up so they can get mani-pedis, and she wasn't even allowed to join in.

Then she says everyone was so mean to her (they taught her the meaning of "being mean") and should now not be surprised that she's mean in return, now that she has the freedom to do so.

The comment someone else posted about her dad and the women means he had his five hoochie mamas on the bus, being paid for with Britney's money while she was forced to work because he had conservatership over her.

That would piss me off, too. It would piss all of you off as well.

As soon as he drains her account, off he will go back to his native homeland

Trailer trash bipolar with schizoaffective tendencies

It pisses me off more that I needed you to translate it for me.

It should piss you off that you can't read it for yourself.

My guess is that you can, you just pretend not to be able to, because you think it's fun to say "she sounds schizoaffective on Insta so she should like totally be institutionalize n stuff."

Brit is furious, anger is a normal human emotion and its not right or wrong to feel angry. But I don't know why she is angry and I don't understand her.

Actually, R22, I sympathise with her, but she may as well be speaking in Xhosa.

She was supervised for a decade in the conservatorship. And as soon as the conservatorship was removed, she went off the rails.

Look, if I can figure out what she's saying, anyone else can. I don't really believe that no one on DL can understand her.

"Free Britney" stan at r26 has spoken. Heed him, he knows all. Especially that everything she's saying is *actually* the truth, when she's a habitual liar.

How well did those medications work? Brit performed in a successful Vegas residency for years, something Adele is struggling to do right now

Why call her liar? She's struggling right now and I suspect those who advocated for the conservatorship to end are delighted to see her in pain and struggling.

r29 because she does lie. It may be she's deluded herself or revisionist history but she has been caught in several lies: never got to drink coffee (think about all the pics we've seen with her and her Stbx), never got to drive (she was pulled over two or three times and even ticketed for infractions when she was still in the conservatorship, yet she said she never got to drive, there are more, but i won't detail them here).

The girl isn't rooted in reality and I wouldn't believe a lot of what she says. She is either schizophrenic or has schizoaffective disorder. If you pay attention to her Instagram, you'd see the things she posts are (for the most part) very maniacal and nonsensical.

If she's mentally ill, she isn't lying when she rages incoherently

Oh please, I'm mentally ill and I can lie. That's such a crock of shit.

Yeah, well you are being weird too.

What are 2 signs of schizophrenia? Signs and symptoms may vary, but usually involve delusions, hallucinations or disorganized speech, and reflect an impaired ability to function. ... Symptoms may include:

Delusions. ... Hallucinations. ... Disorganized thinking (speech). ... Extremely disorganized or abnormal motor behavior. ... Negative symptoms.

Schizophrenia - Symptoms and causes - Mayo Clinic

Search for: What are 2 signs of schizophrenia? What is a delusional lie? Delusional liars: those who lie to themselves about facts. It's not just other people we lie to. We also lie to ourselves.

She does seem down with the syndrome

A stupid question: How did Britney get so rich? Her song catalog is rather thin and she is rather unimportant in terms of pop music. Or is she not really that rich but only rich compared to those in her social class?

Geez won't this batshit crazy bitch just overdose already?!

Duration: 4 years (December 2013 – December 2017)

Venue: The AXIS at Planet Hollywood

Gross earnings: $137.7 million

Although the organizers slated the event to run for two years, Britney Spears’ first-ever residency was so successful the venue extended its duration by another two years.

The American singer sold almost a million tickets before ending her residency in 2017.

37 is a person who condemned Spears being placed in a conservatorship to protect her health and finances

She’s completely normal!

Guuuuyyys, she's just misunderstood! Let her do whatever she wants!

Is her cooter still itchy?