Sam Smith - I Love My Body - Saga Continues

Sam Smith is not, has never been, and will never be hot, at any size.

Yuck.

Paint me like one of your fat friends.

It's not the weight that's the problem -it's the femininity.

The femininity, the horrible ink, the weight, the clothes, the self obsession and that ocelot print bikini that gets a category of its own.

What is it? A mermaid?

FFS I really wish Hollywood would have some originality.

Silence of the Lambs was a PERFECT film. It does NOT require a remake!

Oh my God, he's become the male (ish) Lena Durham.

Cassamdra

He wants to be Daryl Hannah in a Splash reboot

Moob alert!

Such pretty, pert breasts!

Better get them bra-trained, dear, ‘cause they’re already beginning to sag….

You fools treat this guy like he's some sorta angsty diva. I'm proud to say I've never heard of him.

Very much. Presenting the body as something ugly and grotesque and sloppy and saying “if you don’t like this, you’re (insert) phobic!”

It’s a new form of attention whoring among the social media era.

Present ugliness so that you can have a bunch of fake ass people lie and tell you how beautiful you are.

I'm not attracted to him, either in this body or a skinny one. But it's really so gross that you all excoriate someone for not being a buff muscle dude or a thin twink. My God, how is what his body looks like affecting your life?

R15 I once had a friend whose motto was “any attention is good attention”.

Sam plasters their self all over social media because they wants a response. That carries the risk that for every “yas kween!” and “fierce and brave!” there will be a “eeeeew gross” and “they look like they smell”.

Also, theyze just fucking annoying. Witness their filmed breakdown on the front steps of zhere mansion at the start of the pandemic, sobbing about how hard lockdown is - this was in week two - while bodies were piling up in the street.

But any attention is good attention, eh Sam?

Is this the artwork for his version of "I Am the Walrus"?

R15 By doing what you just did! Guilting and shaming us for finding him gross, which is exactly why he does it. There’s always going to be someone now saying “Shame shame! He’s beautiful on the inside blah blah blah why are you bothered”.

Venus on the Half-Shell

Here's another clue for you all.

Well, R16 & R18, you're both making my case. I'm not shaming you, I just think you're trying to make yourselves feel better at someone else's expense. But you're only showing your own insecurity and performing for the other damaged people. It's the same thing as some straight bro calling you a faggot with the intention of shaming and hurting you. I bet you'd be happy to be in Sam Smith's orbit. Then you'd be on here, instagram, etc. showing off your friendship with him.

Those are some absolutely shite tattoos.

Agree he’s the male Lens Dunham.

Add a wig and take away a leg and he could be Totie Fields.

Thank God his legs are closed as I have no desire to see his little tea pot.

Penus de Marshmallow

"Die in a grease fire...PIG"

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"Kill it...Kill it with fire......Please"

BTW, The walrus is really cute!!

There's nothing wrong with my tits but I don't shove them in everyone's face.

Throw it back.

Does everyone have to be hot? Isn’t it ok for someone not to be hot? What are you supposed to do if you’re a celebrity and not conventionally attractive, give up your career because nutjobs like R18 think you’re personally attacking them when you put up a picture of you on the beach?

If Sam posting shirtless pics makes you so upset then your personal problem is greater than anything else happening here sorry.

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R21 No it’s not the same at all. I’m not shaming Sam Smith for his gender or sexual orientation. He is putting his body on public display, aware his body is ugly, and I am criticizing it.

R32 maybe he doesn’t think his body is ugly. Out of interest what’s compelling you to feel like you have to criticize his body? You seem like a total loser btw.

the horror, the horror

He’s a disgusting pig. Even his skin is piggy pink.

A discussion must be had on the amount of gay and lesbian Millennials (typically in their quarter-mid life crises) identifying as "they/them" the moment their looks turn so disgusting that neither sex wants them. Sam Smith was an excellent crooner back in his debut and should have stuck to that. He's attempting a Bangerz era to look cool to Gen Z and it's coming off as a circus clown act.

[R30] I wouldn't care if Smith went around shirtless in the appropriate venues (swimming, exercise) but he insists on looking like a bowling bowl in a marble bag 24/7. Whatever happened to dressing for your size? He's not even that big, just looks bigger due to his terrible clothing choices.

R30 They can look the way that they wants, of course, but when they continues to put their mostly undressed self on social media on a daily basis they is looking for validation.

It’s called being thirsty.

The risk for people like Sam is that not everybody is going to reply with “slay!”, “fierce!” or “hawt!”.

Unless they start putting disclaimers on Insta stating “positive responses only” then they have to deal with negative responses as well.

R37 just had a glance at his Instagram and your premise seems false sorry. First 60 pics there are 4 or 5 shirtless pics and they’re all either on a beach or in a changing room. I don’t like the clothes he picks much either FYI but I just can’t understand why someone thinks it’s reasonable to be made angry by someone else dressing in a way they don’t personally like.

R38 who cares if he’s thirsty? Why do you think it’s reasonable that his being thirsty means it’s ok for you to call him fat or ugly or whatever your shitty opinion is. Just mute him and move on with your life. In what reality do you think it’s socially acceptable that someone should have to put up with strangers calling them fat online just because their work is public realm.

When you are a total bottom, you can have a really small penis. Lucky for him that he is uncut. It makes the really small penis look like a Shar pei.

Will someone please tell me what is between his://her legs? I don’t understand what I’m seeing

These vibes..

He loves his body

He loves attention.

Yeesh! Eat some more waffles, why don’t ya!

2016 Sam Smith was pretty good...

If one were to go deep into the forest and then down the the bottom of a ravine...

and if one were then to spot an old, much rotted limb thick with moss...

and if one were then to turn over the old rotten limb with a great heave...

one might find on the ground where the limb had been such a creature as this, fat, pale, tender, formless, and putrefying.

Lensh Dunham.

Bravo, R47!

Sam Smith is all about body positivity

What is wrong with that?

I hope he regrows his shell soon.

[quote]maybe he doesn’t think his body is ugly.

The muthafucka don’t own a mirror?

R52 he does

Between his legs- does he have an INNY or an OUTY?

Looks like somebody ordered Eminem on wish.com

Quite big tits!

I saw the photo and literally screamed aloud.

Blocking this thread. Thanks, though, OP!

This is the album artwork for his forthcoming release “I’m Not A Boy, Not Yet A Tranny.”

"Hello Greenpeace? I want to report a stranded whale which needs towing back out to sea"...