Behind The Scenes: The Walton’s

That Ma Walton always looked the same. She often posed like she was gonna take a crap on the ground or give birth.

[quote]The Walton’s

Land sakes!

[quote] She often posed like she was gonna take a crap on the ground or give birth.

That’s all they had time for in the Depression.

One time they were talking about Tom Sawyer and I heard some of the actors say “fuck in” instead of Huck Fin and Becky Snatcher instead of Becky Thatcher.

MISS Michael Learned!

Judy Norton is a Scientologist whose wealthy Scieno husband owns a company that forces Scientology down employees' throats and whose daughter works for David Miscavige. As a fan of The Waltons, I used to enjoy watching Judy's YouTube channel, but once I learned she was a dedicated member of a truly evil cult, I stopped watching.

R6 what brand of toilet tissue do you buy?

Livvie, are those HIGHLIGHTS in your hair?!

I remember an erotic story on one of those sites where they create porn stories based on characters from famous shows.

This was a hilarious one about Olivia regularly getting fucked up the ass by Grandpa

[quote]Judy Norton is a Scientologist whose wealthy Scieno husband owns a company that forces Scientology down employees' throats and whose daughter works for David Miscavige.

Well said. Judy Norton has long been a recruiter for $cientology - take a trip with her and you'll end up working as a slave with a one billion year $cientology Sea Org contract.

Judy's cooter smells like a bad Clam.

R10 hi Leah Remini.

Miss Michael is another example of The Emmys over-rewarding an actress for the same performance. She won three times when once would have been sufficient.

I bet she was taking a big shit on the ground in op’s pic,

For goodness sake R14 she's just picking some eggs to sell to Ike Godsey!

R13= Vivian Vance

I wanna know if John Boy ever

TOOK IT UP THE ASS

Remember when Mary Ellen posed for Playboy and showed her bosoms?

R9 Will Gear definitely did NOT have his eye on Livvie

Why try to pretend she wasn’t shitting when she was?

It was John Boy who had the fuckable little ass.

R21 it was grandpa you fapped to

[quote] Remember when Mary Ellen posed for Playboy and showed her bosoms?

I thought that was Ellen Corby.

Ellen Corby and Will Geer are the breakout sex symbols of this thread.

Judy Norton Taylor was my idol

I never liked Mary Ellen - she was a bitch & a tattletale.

Let's rank the kids from most annoying to most tolerable:

John Boy

Elizabeth

Smelly Ellen

Erin

Jim Bob

Ben

Jason

John Boy’s hideous black mole automatically makes him ineligible for any sort of attractiveness.

R28 I thought he had aids.

Mary Ellen looked exactly like my cousin Tammy

Why shit on the ground?

YOU ARE ALL PISSANTS!

R31 Elizabeth said that Not MaryvEllen

Remember the season when MISS Michael Learned had that extreme 1970s facelift and suddenly Olivia Walton looked like a frozen-faced saleswoman in Beverly Hills?

From The Waltons to Dahmer.

Ma Walton loved to shit n piss on dirt.

R6 Thanks for the dish on Judy. I never liked that no-necked Mary Ellen and now I know why.

No necked? Pfffft you’ve never even seen her before

Andy Griffith traveled to DC a few years before he passed away for some event, but by then he had dementia so bad that the only person he 'recognized' consistently was Richard Thomas- but as the 'John-Boy' character. He didn't consistently remember being an actor, and was convinced he had retired as a rural sheriff from the middle of nowhere. Thomas was doing essentially 24/7 care for him on the trip, which was scary as Griffith was a 'wander' risk at that time, too.

Andy Griffith never raped me

I was late for supper because I was detained at The Breast Center.

R38 Where did you find that from? Or was that a bit of creative writing?

He had a number of health problems but that wasn't one of them, at least that I could find.

R41 - Mutual friend. The mutual had known him for decades. The dementia was considered embarrassing.

Losing the Depression era vibe…

Mole or not, I'd love for Richard Thomas to perform oral on me. He was adorable - and became a handsome older man.

[quote] I bet she was taking a big shit on the ground in op’s pic,

This is indeed correct.

Most of us probably know this already, but John Boy was Earl Hamner, tv writer who worked on Falcon Crest and some not-very-good episodes of The Twilight Zone.

R38 is talking out of his ass.

His dementia was so “embarrassing” yet he attended an event in DC? Yeah, uh-huh.

He was an old man, died of a heart attack and had spoken with his friend the day before his death.

Stop making up bullshit.

Did Grandpa ever tell that mithering old bitch Esther off?

R47 - And this is exactly the reason why it wasn't discussed then, and kept generally quiet now.

R35 They had an outhouse but she refused to use it.

And, r49, it was so deep, deep under the rug that they decided to let him attend a public event where surely no one would notice, right?

Sure.

R51 - Every-fucking-everyone that was in the room knew the situation, and knew to keep their mouths shut. And these are absolutely not 'public' events. You don't spend much time in DC, do you?

Ma Walton shit on dirt because grandpa liked to sit on the porch swing and watch. Grandma was napping.

Grandpa was unlike any grandpa in Americana history. A fat, long-haired old bastard with s tightly wound up bitch for his old lady.

He called me a Piss Ant!

[quote]Why try to pretend she wasn’t shitting when she was? *

* Stealth scat thread warning

Ben Walton the red haired one always seemed kinda GAY to me.

Olivia Walton loved to piss n shit on the ground so grandpa could rub one out.

Why was Ma Walton always shitting on the dirt? For fucks sake!

Both Grandpa and Grandma were gay, gay, gay. If American knew back then they'd collectively shit a brick.

Ellen's obituaries said she was survived by her "friend" of 45 years, Stella Luchetta.

Stella Lunchetta?? R61

Didn't Judy Nort Taylor flash beav in Muff Parade or some such rag...

Judy Norton-Taylor was the best Walton

Judy posed for Playboy in 1985. She displayed her surgically enhanced bosoms as well as her snacketeria.

Snatcheteria? R65?

Snacketeria. A phrase immortalized by Brendad Ickson in “Welcome to my Home.”

For God’s sake! Why did Ma Walton shit on the dirt?!

I'd like to know too^^^

I bet dirt shitting is such a thrill especially in the 1930s

R65 They didn't do a good job of airbrushing out the scars around her areolas.

And what about fire ants getting into her ass? Was that outdoor shit worth it?

I’m horrified thinking about how some dirt including mulch around Libby’s beloved plants could be identical in color to her poo that the other Waltons and the show’s scat-obsessed production crew could’ve possibly strayed right into..! 😱

Ellen Corby loved eating snatch.

R74 was it Ma’s while she squatted outdoors like in op’s pic?

Does everybody hate Ellen Corby? I do.

Any cousin sex? Surprise anal?

R77 look elsewhere for that shit! Not on Walton mountain!

The expose America has been waiting for.

[quote]Does everybody hate Ellen Corby?

I ain't liked the bitch since she was doing all that trash talking outside when Sheriff Standish hauled Charlotte Hollis off to the clink.

Gramma Walton was a mean, nasty old cunt.

R81 she even looked like a mean old bitch.

AND… She didn’t approve of Olivia Walton shitting and pissing down on the dirt!

My unfavorite Walton list

Ellen Corby (Grandma) - old ugly bitch

Grandpa - old and bitchy

Elizabeth Walton - UGLY!

Elizabeth was like ultra-ugly. Like the family member that you should keep hidden in your home because it brings generational shame.

R13 Well maybe she was the best actress all three of those years. If you're on a series it's ok to win an Emmy more than once "for the same performance." Anyway, since it's always different scripts and situations, it's the same character but not the same performance.

R85 pfffffft. What about Grassle?

Awards, shmawards.

My friend’s husband is a B List actor. His first job was on The Waltons, and Will Geer offered to let him stay at his place while looking for an apartment.

Imagine his surprise when Grandpa Walton came on to him!

My friends grandpa’s husbands cousin used to spend hours and hours eating grandpa Walton’s asshole.

He must have been naive. Even if he didn't know Will was gay, I would have been suspicious of an offer like that.

Will Queer

One of the all-time great theme songs. By the great Jerry Goldsmith. With a raised 4th scale degree. Debussy would have approved.

R90 He must have been naive. Even if he didn't know Will was gay, I would have been suspicious of an offer like that.

It’s not really suspicious Actors help each other out all the time.

Louise Latham invited Marsha Mason to stay with her when Mason was screen testing for something, early on. Should she have piled furniture against her bedroom door at night?

^^ should be:

[quote]r90 He must have been naive. Even if he didn't know Will was gay, I would have been suspicious of an offer like that.

It’s not really suspicious. Actors help each other out all the time.

Louise Latham invited Marsha Mason to stay with her when Mason was screen testing for something, early on. Should Marsha have piled furniture against her bedroom door at night?

Mama, Grandpa said that Xenunu's pussy stinks worser than mine!

R92 one of the worst you meant to say.

R93 is right, especially with regards to moves to L.A., I've known many actors who've stayed on friends' sofas until they've been able to find a permanent place in L.A. It's really because actors are very infrequently natives of L.A. and often come from 'theater' cities like NY or Chicago.

I grew up watching the show and can remember when Ellen Corby was written off when she had a major stroke. She eventually returned to the show. That episode was so emotional.

Judy Norton discusses the episode in this clip as well as the day Ellen had the stroke. Very interesting if you’re a fan of the show.

Incredibly, Ellen lived another 23 years after her stroke, dying in 1999 at age 87.

R98 I thought that old bitch was 87 at the time of filming.

R93 R97 I'm a former actor and I would have been suspicious. Because that happened to me more than once. And btw this wasn't "staying on a friend's sofa," at all. It was Will Geer. Anyway, you misunderstood me. I didn't not say the actor in question should have refused the offer or bolted the door. I said he should have been suspicious. I. e. he should have at least had a suspicion that Geer might come on to him, when he asked him to stay with him. The thought should have crossed his mind, that's all I meant, I don't think he should have been surprised.

^^Who in the fuck cares?

R101 Because somebody challenged what I wrote and I wasn't wrong. Who the fuck cares about you?

Next week ma Walton will drink grandpa’s piss from a bucket

[quote]r97 I've known many actors who've stayed on friends' sofas until they've been able to find a permanent place in L.A. It's really because actors are very infrequently natives of L.A. and often come from 'theater' cities like NY or Chicago.

Yes. And non-famous actors (especially when young and haven’t yet figured out a decent survival job) are kind of like hobos. You might just land one or two jobs a year, and you’re away from family… just surfing the tide of chance. Unless they’re some nepo baby or were gifted with a trust fund, every actor remembers that reality of their profession.

Actors can be very generous to each other re: survival. The exception would be if the other actor is exactly the same type as you and up for the same roles. Then you just quietly pray for their demise.

[quote]R100 I said he should have been suspicious. I. e. he should have at least had a suspicion that Geer might come on to him, when he asked him to stay with him. The thought should have crossed his mind, that's all I meant, I don't think he should have been surprised.

Okay - I should check in with this friend anyway. I will GO TO THE SOURCE and get that husband ON THE LINE!!

I think hubs was from the south, originally. Maybe he was a genuine country bumpkin : )

Kami Cotler lives down the street from me.

R105 I really think you made/are making way too much of what I said. Haha. Maybe I'm just assuming he was experienced and he wasn't.

Did Ellen Corby ever touch Kami’s titties??

Ellen Corby posed nude in her younger days.

Judy Norton Taylor also bared all.

Richard Thomas never wore any underpants during filming. You could clearly see the outline of his cock through his overalls in many episodes. There were also rumors that Thomas and Will Geer would moon cast and crew members during filming.

Grandma did the lez lez

R109 Great tits. Hairy bush.

Filth.

Filth and debauchery.

I once overheard Daddy tellin' Grandpa that, after havin' all us kids, Mama's love box was bigger than her Sunday bonnet, and that he needed at least a half a jar of The Recipe to perform his husbandly duty.

That's quite a ball of yarn in Grandma's lap at r109.

Any pics of Gramma pleasuring herself?

gnarly

[quote] Maiden-Aunts-Brigade

The Baldwin Sisters??!?

Why were none of the kids (besides Richard Thomas... sort of) able to forge a career after the show? I saw Mary McDonough in a couple movies but then she disappeared, too.

Ripe for parody.

Didn't an actress reveal that Pa Walton raped her?

R122

Ellen Corby had a tasty snatch!!! Look at that pussy. Yum yum yum yummmy

There was a rape episode where ma Walton was roadside her broken down model T and some grease hands attempted or did rape her.

That picture is too old to have been Ellen Corby.

This was what her body looked like when she was younger. She was a tiny woman and she sure wasn't voluptuous.

There was a rape episode involving Ma.

michael learned to shit on dirt

Kami Cotler still looks good.

Did Kami ever play with Ellen Corby’s titties?

R129, please see your optometrist.

Growing up in the seventies. I watched The Waltons every week. One summer my family and I went on vacation to southern California. We were so excited to see Mary Ellen in a grocery store. My father approached her for an autograph in the parking lot. He told me later, she gave him incredible head behind the store.

On todays MeTV episode

John boy is getting ready to go off to col

Mary Ellen is bitching at her brothers and sisters to help wash dishes

Grandma looks really mean as she sews college clothes for JB

I wanted Grandpa Walton deeply inside me.

R134 is not Grandma Walton.

Apostrophe.

Judy Norton Taylor posed for Playboy in 1985

Will Geer poked me in my no no!

Ben?

Jim Bob was a piece of shit.

Were there any lesbian rumors happening on the set?

R129 Pretty

John Ritter was very sexy as the new Reverend. He and John Boy made a nice couple. The movie Spencers Mountain is also very Waltonesque.

Jim Bob seemed autistic to me.

Instead of reading the thread, I took the time to become a successful serial killer

I’m surprised Michael Learned would agree to shit on dirt.

I know her ass itched afterwards

Probably no mention of Will Geer's dirty affair with labor activist Harry Hay. I describe it that way because I've Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte too many times.

My mother and I always thought Pa Walton looked like he stunk in long underwear.

R149 he always looked dirty.

Ma did you shit on dirt and not wipe again?

Yup

Yeah, I always thought he looked filthy, R149. I never liked him; he seemed like he was mean deep down, not mean in a lovable curmudgeon way. I can always tell that about people.

R150 He wipes back to front.

Is there one of those shitty thanksgiving episodes of the Walton’s I can watch so I can puke?

I read some of Mary McDonough's autobiography. She alluded to facing abuse on the Waltons set. It's been a long time since I read it so my memory isn't clear on the details, vague as they were, but IIRC it was a crew member, not another actor.

I wonder how much of a cut of the profits from Judy Norton's YT channel Scientology takes.

R155 don’t be hatin on Judy Norton-Taylor.

I still can’t get over Michael Learned shitting on the ground with a big smile on her face.

She didn’t have a water closet at home so she had to piss and shit on dirt.

Fuck the Walton’s are on MeTV!

Omg I just saw Ellen Corby! Hot shit!

The clothing on this show is so drab. Ugly fashions.

Ma, pull up your ugly dress and plop some shit on the ground.

My grandpa and Grandpa Walton went to two different schools together.

Today on MeTV Ike had a heart attack and Cora Lee considered closing the store so she could take care of him. Mary Ellen is an RN

R55 that made an impression on you that you’re still living with today.

I have a hardcore Walton’s fetish

Wow I’m watching today’s MeTV episode. Mary Ellen and Erin are training for a race and are using stupid ass Elizabeth as a trainer.

Elizabeth didn’t have ANY frame of reference to train her sisters. She just pulled it out of her ass and barked orders to them. Crazy

When did Ma Walton leave the show?? Suddenly she was replaced at home by a fat bitch!

Ma Walton filled in as Young and Restless’s Katherine Chancellor in 2011.

[quote] Jim Bob seemed autistic to me.

Jim Bob and Carrie Ingalls together would've made a great spinoff series.

Rose replaced Olivia Walton. She was fat n ugly but was nice. Ma Walton always seemed too tired to live.

I still can’t get over how Ma shit down on the dirt!

I’m naked while clipping coupons