If you shave your ass, do the world a favor and get some Porcelana for the discoloration between your cheeks. Otherwise it just looks like you have a shitty ass all the time.
Dark buttholes
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 2, 2023 4:42 PM |
Stealth scat thread
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 2, 2023 1:28 PM |
Is that a problem?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 2, 2023 1:32 PM |
Is Porcelana the new Chinette?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 2, 2023 1:35 PM |
I asses with some hair and imperfections. Stretch marks and some dark spots are ok. The perfectly shaved bussies are boring sometimes.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 2, 2023 1:41 PM |
Use Clorox wipes.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 2, 2023 1:44 PM |
I didn't even realize they still made Porcelana.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 2, 2023 1:44 PM |
r6 old queens like OP don't realize how much they age themselves by recommending ancient cosmetics
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 2, 2023 1:50 PM |
Sorry; I should have said I access asses with ingrown hairs, stretchmarks and imperfections--and I'm okay with that!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 2, 2023 1:53 PM |
blackheads, moles, age spots and imperfections. Why. I even came across one that had a circle around it like Pete the dog had around his eye from the Little Rascals shorts.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 2, 2023 1:57 PM |
Dark Buttholes was Grayson Hall's memoir about her turbulent years on the set of Dark Shadows.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 2, 2023 2:02 PM |
Now why drag Grayson Hall into this mess?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 2, 2023 2:07 PM |
Try a chemical peel for those stubborn stains.
The skin will grow back shiny and pink!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 2, 2023 2:07 PM |
Have mercy!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 2, 2023 2:10 PM |
Bur you DO, OP! You DO have a shitty ass!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 2, 2023 2:12 PM |
What?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 2, 2023 2:16 PM |
I'm sorry OP, but with all due respect, I've got problems of my own.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 2, 2023 2:16 PM |
I use a combo of Noxzema, baking soda, Elbow Grease, turmeric and ground parsley. Then apply gently to the Anus Region while rubbing in a counter-clockwise motion. Keep rubbing until your roommate walks in on you.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 2, 2023 2:27 PM |
All smartphones retain and repott any selfie you take of your tits, chins, dick, balls, and dirt road. It’s a fact.
OP is trying to trap me!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 2, 2023 2:51 PM |
a bit of foundation, a puff of rose gold highlighting powder spray and a spritz of a hydrating setting spray.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 2, 2023 3:12 PM |
There used to be a drag queen in NYC named Porcelana Fadecream.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 2, 2023 3:20 PM |
Lmao op! Well said!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 2, 2023 3:31 PM |
R9 that’s hilarious
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 2, 2023 3:32 PM |
Dark assholes are sometimes the product of years of neglect
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 2, 2023 3:34 PM |
My ladybugs have always been with me. Some of my gentleman callers think they are cute.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 2, 2023 4:33 PM |
Is this the companion haiku thread to "dark lesbians?"
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 2, 2023 4:42 PM |