Woman holds up freeway traffic so she can piss on the highway

Ladies, serious. question: why the bouncing?

Maybe she was listening to a BOP before she had to go

r1, from the lovely IG comments:

[quote]She bouncing because it's called drip dry when you don't have tissue or napkins in the car duh & why yall care yall must focus in 2023 to mind ya business and keep going MY MAMA ALWAYS SAID YOU LIVE ALONG LIFE WHEN YOU MIND YO BUSINESS 💯✅🗣️

I admire her squatting skills.

Thanks, R3. That makes total sense.

I went to high school with a girl who claimed to have peed and pooped in a grocery store aisle. (These were two different occasions.)

She was quite prissy about some other things, so I could never quite fathom it.

She wasn't stopping traffic at all they were free to pass but wanted to be lookie Loos.

Props to her for putting on the hazard lights.

I would've thrown water or soda out my window on that ratchet hussy

I could almost - ALMOST - see doing that if the traffic were backed up and you'd spent the last hour at a dead stop.

I once spent 4 hours in traffic going from Manhattan to JFK and have spent countless hours sitting in traffic in LA and SF.

But, the traffic appears to be moving, slowly, but moving enough that she could have taken a offramp.

At least she wasn’t squirting in the midst of a party like that other Florida woman

[quote]Miami, of course

I think you meant "FLORIDA, of course."

I'd take her 100% over the trash human shitting in the convenience store.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie: wipe the streetie.

Women are nasty as fuck!

If I saw someone peeing on the road I’d probably just look away. I’ve seen homeless people do it.

If Seinfeld was still on, this would be such an Elaine plot.

There’s a grace to upright male pissing that makes it aesthetically pleasing. Imagine, instead, a fountain of squatting female cherubs.

[quote]I went to high school with a girl who claimed to have peed and pooped in a grocery store aisle.

Datalounge had entire threads "People Who Poop In Stores." They eventually got deleted.

No r12. These are straight up Miami people.

She STOOD HER GROUND and then pissed all over it.

Fucking pig.

Somebody here told a great story (likely "Expired" now) about having to take an emergency shit on the side of the interstate after eating at Arby's on a road trip.

R18 why imagine? We have AI image generators now.

I was sure this thread was going to be about Britney Spears!

Honey, is that .... Viola Davis???

Someone should have gotten out of their car and kicked her in her cooter.

I have never seen or heard of bouncing like that... and I've peed in alleyways outside clubs several times in my life!

She pissisted.

Why not pull over on the shoulder, and then stand on the passenger side of the vehicle to piss? Why just park in the middle of the highway and do it where everyone can gawk?

[quote] Datalounge had entire threads "People Who Poop In Stores." They eventually got deleted.

And then, hilariously, we had OMG THEY DELETED PEOPLE WHO POOP IN STORES. Which had hundreds of comments and lasted for several years until that, too, was deleted.

The bouncing is to help with the drip-dry process.

Good for her.

Will they teach this in critical race theory?

You'll probably be able to see the full video on her Only Fans' page.

Imagine if, instead of peeing, she gave birth right then and there.

I had to stop on the freeway once to pee. It was in a particularly rural area. I pulled over into the outside emergency lane soft of crooked so the back of the car was pointed away from the freeway, got out and went around to the passenger side sat on the seat, unzipped and let fly. Cars were whizzing by (no pun intended) and no one was the wiser.

That was when I was young. Now that I'm an old man with prostate issues I bought a urine bottle I keep in the car at all times in case of emergencies. I can just pull over and not even get out of the car to do my business. I keep one in the bedside chest as well. Now I don't even have to get out of bed to pee and then have to wait to get back to sleep.

^^ sort of crooked

Yup, R37 has the right idea. I always keep a cup in my truck just-in-case (while in the truck cab, drop pants, position crotch between bucket seats, position cup, etc.) or a long skinny oil funnel in my motorcycle bag. I can pull over, go behind some trees, open my pants, position the funnel, and let it flow.

Straight women just aren't very creative about these matters.

BTW, women don't need to squat to pee. I can stand up and pee just as easily as you can, and I've done it in the shower many times. Still, if I have clothes on, they can get in the way. Hence the silly squatting by inexperienced travelers.

I guess you can tell I'm a serious road-trippin' kind of gal.

That’s a girl you bring home to mother

I always keep an empty water/soda/juice bottle in my car just in case.

If she really has that sensitive of a bladder that she has urgency issues so bad she needed to stop traffic to piss, she should probably keep some "chucks" or puppy pads on her seat in her car and if she's in the middle of the freeway again, she can just let it go, man. Or wear some of those "made for women but not really adult diapers" type pads they can stick to their underwear. If i was a cop and saw that, i'd probably give her a ticket for either public indecency or just simply endangering other drivers.

I mean, pull the fuck over, you loser.