Datalounge People- I Need To Get Laid

Do what other sluts do; volunteer for PACs or social service NGOs. If you sit through a fellow volunteer’s soapbox speech, you’re allowed to ask if you can suck his dick.

R1- What is an NGO or a PAC?

There are many vacation spots to up your chances.... go on holiday.

There's still hotlines and phone boards out there.

Even a couple print ads.

There's probably some prison penpal service out there, too.

[quote]I will not and never have done the apps. I don’t like bringing strangers back to my place.

Well, you're going to have to put in SOME effort.

Get a hotel room if you're such a chicken shit.

Go to an adult bookstore and back that thing up to a glory hole.

Become a sex worker. Out calls, only.

Take a cue from your mother and give hand-jobs behind the dumpster.

Conversion Therapy? Camp No Homo?

the restroom stalls of congress?

Take a stranger to a motel.

Rent a whore.

Isn't that what gay saunas are for? They often have hook up rooms too which is safer than taking a man home.

Rentmen.com

join a club. flirt.

Go to a gay bathhouse

Have you considered going to North?

R6- Adult bookstore and gloryhole?

It's not 1977 anymore.

If you're a top, it should be fairly easy. If you're a broke-ass, chubby, older, fey bottom... well... you probably have a better chance of being kidnapped by the Taliban while vacationing in Des Moines.

R18- I am a well hung masculine top.

Then you're just not trying heard enough... or you're delusional.

[quote]I am a well hung masculine top.

The easiest way is to pay a sex worker who takes in calls or get a hotel room for that. Means you can pick what you're into and it's all business.

[quote] I am a well hung masculine top.

If that is the case OP - then go to bathhouse. You will have NO problem finding a bottom

The issue is what type of bottom, if you are picky and want the right face attached to his ass - then it will take longer at the baths. You will get laid, but if you are selective about the guy, then it will take a hour or so to find the right guy at tha baths,

[quote]if you are picky and want the right face attached to his ass

🤣

I didn't realize that well hung masculine tops were such chicken shits.

R17 Adult bookstores are still out there. And fun.

[quote] I am a well hung masculine top.

Nah, you're absolutely not. Because if you were, men would be drawn to that energy and you'd never have to crack open an app or look for a suitable bottom.

You can be well hung and masculine but not good looking.

It’ll never work. Try arts & crafts

r19 IF such was true, then one might accentuate and go cruising.

You could dress slutty, but most just go in trackies.. anything with easy access and could be pulled up in a hurry.

free balling it in shorts... short enough that you could have a dick slip. Kilts are a popular option, utili-kits are popular and practical. the equivalent of cargo pants in a kilt

There's shaping or thinning jeans - that take some effort and time. Most start out with getting erect in their jeans, getting idea of how it looks in their jeans, where it typically lays, how it looks, the amount of motion it has.... it would be helpful to mark it with tape or something. Then you take them off, treat them with a diluted bleach solution and a bit of sandpaper.

You could go threadbare for the clubs, but the more discrete is just maknig it subtle, well worn rather than distressed. Cockgazers will definitely notice your VPL.

urinals / communal showers (when found.. curtains with a little exposure / locker rooms can be a mixed bag as lot of uninterested guys will check out a hung guy too. better time when school is in session or with a semi-isolated place.

walking late at night in a sketchy part of town or obviously outside a gay bar at last call, if you've got some reason you can't go in. I'd still recommend going in and cutting all the bs out - you want a reliable fuckbuddy? then go in and look for a wallflower or take up an older guy or someone that doesn't rate so high on looks (be mindful of popular fetishists, like chubs and their chasers... they can turn out to be the belle of the balls.) and if they show interest then be direct.

any place where day workers hang out - whether you're looking to hire or be hired for other things. Or anywhere construction workers and contractors gather, like supply stores. A couple places I lived I would have to walk near one and at least once a week I'd have someone offer a "job"

A lot of fruits end up homeless, not all are druggies or headcases but most are, still from the day parks to various meetings to group homes, shleters, SROs. You've got lads often with limited resources, often nothing but their phone to rely on and most guys on apps don't want to deal with someone in that situation. Finding a place to play might be awkward but they likely know of at least one, if they don't have one.

sex parties remain popular... it's often word of mouth to get an application and be reviewed. OR it might be open. most don't have "donations" at the door.

A few masters/slaves operate like that too. There are dungeons, of course... (and a wide range of events)

in short, if going for discrete, then anything that shows off all your assets in a place where gay/bi men frequent but offers some discretion and is free of kids, cops, fraus, etc. Bus stations remain cruisy, too... even extended trips on said bus. meet a lot of "interesting" people. bound to find to lay after a few days.

^ oh, wehn sanding it helps if you put some wood or something solid with about the same lenght, thickness as your dick.. underneath the denim. Or another potential use for a DIY dildo kit. make a copy of your own for this and to gfys.

^^ although, with a hot soak you might not need a DIY dildo and could bend a semi to your hole. It's really just 'meh' but it's popular party trick for attracting tricks.

oh, and a few male stripper clubs do have amateur nights.

Wow, R30

Your post was tl;dr

but you've really given this a lot of thought

r34 Nope. I'm a virgin. Pure as snow. Do you want to be my first?

There are plenty of cruising spots. Sometimes they'll be in a corner of a park. Sometimes a particular block on a particular street.

As has been said, if you wanna get sleazy, there are cruisy public toilets and adult bookstores.

You can google cruising spots in your city and area.

I never meet guys I find online. I like to see my next fuck up close and personal. I also wanna fuck now, not later. Walk up to a real flesh & blood guy and just do it.

r34 Daddy, Senpai. I feel so ashamed for this vulgar display. I've been bad, bad boy. I've been careless witha delicate OP. Will you discipline me?

Senpai is not a term you would call an adult, it's something you call your "mentor" in school.

Weird.

You're a chick or a tranny, I'm guessing.

OP sounds like people who want to lose weight but aren't willing to change their diet or exercise.

[quote] Adult bookstore and gloryhole?

[quote] It's not 1977 anymore.

r17 It's 2023!!! You need to get off your computer, leave your bedroom, and get some fresh air. Most of us still hook up in real life in the flesh. There's a whole world out there.

Yeah, there are still glory holes! Not that I would ever but ... 🤣

r42 A bit anal, aren't you? Just creepy and playful sarcasm. IF you remove the stick from your bum, you might find it a bit of fun.

R23- A bathhouse does sound like an ideal situation for me because I don't want to bring strangers back to my apartment nor go to someone's place for sex.

Bathhouse it is! Godspeed.