Melania Trump was worried that Rudy Giuliani would walk in unannounced while she was only in her robe: former staffer

Seeing, tasting, smelling, touching poosey no free

I thought she lived in a house in Virginia with her son and her parents.

Can just imagine Googliani dropping in for a wee perv; Donald probably arranged the timing

This made me giggle like a little kid. Ridiculous people.

what a freak show

The sight of bald Mel without wig and makeup and foundation garments would have killed Ghouliani.

^ you really think she's bald?

It’s a bold decision to hire former Hustler magazine cartoonists to render the official White House portraits of Donald & Melania Trump.

Oooff

As if people all over the planet haven't already seen her naked!

Yeah, but you would not want that Nosferatu looking mothersons creeping on you either!

Rudy es cheep! He not put five dollar bill in poosey before he take peeks!

Well……

Good gawd. What on earth is he thinking? A young attractive woman would be interested in his decayed ass? His moldy male fupa? Ridiculous!

What was she worried about? She'd know he'd be coming because she could hear and smell his incessant farting.

She could have asked the Secret Service to notify her when someone wanted to enter the residence.

We'll someday view Melania Trump as the most normal-adjacent person in that freakshow of an administration.

She made plenty of missteps, and remains a mystery on purpose, but most of her bitching is relatable. She didn't want to be a candidate's wife, or First Lady, or subject to so much ridicule. She just wanted to be a trophy wife, and this other shit wasn't part of the deal.

I'm going to put this as nicely as I can, r17, eat shit and die.

R18 I never said she was normal, or innocent, or anyone's heroine.

But I for one feel sorry for the little trollop. No amount of coin is worth having to fuck that man, smile at his asshole children, and be linked for all eternity with that family, that presidency, and that name. She made a more honest living back when she was flashing her shaven poosey for cash rubles.

[quote]No amount of coin is worth having to fuck that man, smile at his asshole children, and be linked for all eternity with that family, that presidency, and that name.

I'm sure she would disagree with that.

She's just as complicit as any of them, r19.

[More Ancient History]

Yep, all a bunch of geezers who make you look youthful in comparison

This plastic cunt needs to shut the fuck up. She's beyond useless.

I love shopping and spending money. Shopping and whiling my days away in a medispa is idealic. I wouldn't be bored due to my own warped values and love of stuff. But Mel is not gonna get a pass from me because I am also a frivolous person, she's been lockstep with magatry for years. She did more than just shop and disdain American tradition.

Mel was asked via text if she wanted to post a comment on Twitter condemning the violence of the terrorist attack on J6, she refused.

She dd everything possible to get her ass in this country and doesn't give a fuck about America.

I think she is horrible human being and just as bad as the rest of them. The only time, I ever had even an ounce of respect for her was when there were the reports that she would not move to DC until Trump renegotiated their pre-nup and made certain guarantees about Baron's future.

She hoped Rudy wouldn’t come in until she was fully naked. It costs to sneak a peek.

[quote]As if people all over the planet haven't already seen her naked!

“You think there are men in this country who ain’t seen your bosoms?”

Delusional. She's far too old.

Rudy responded about these filthy concerns of Melania by actually quoting Melania:

"How you say - boyz will be boyz"

Here is Best foto of your First Melanie in robe on plane.

With hair dye dripping all over her blowjob lips.

Another Giuliani leak!

[quote]Rudy es cheep! He not put five dollar bill in poosey before he take peeks!

—Melania

OMG, I can't stop laughing at this post ! This wins best post of 2022.

All of the people involved with the trump administration look greasy.

How many republicans were able to grab Melania by her pussy last night at Mar A Largo ?

Not many, the press declined to attend their function

Doddering, moldering CORPSES

Who's the cow in the red gown who gets behind Rudy with her udders hanging out of her dress ?

Magat hookers. Puke. They all look alike!

We’ve all seen her stalactite tits.

Ghouliani insists he put five dollars up her ass crack to sneek a peek at her pussy.

Oh OP. We've ALL worried about that.

😂 😂 😂

I mean... R24 makes some excellent points.

Doors have locks. This is bullshit.