HGTV Winter Thread - 2023

Continued from last thread

Can't wait to see this - I'm thinking I will wish Rico to renovate my rectum!

My future ex husband Brett Waterman has a new episode of his show Restored tonight. Unfortunately DIY is now the Chip and Jo network, so he had to kiss those asses to get a new season.

R2 I like his costar Matt Plowman. I hope he indeed, plows men!

Okay, the new cameraman for Fixer to Fabulous for this season is DEFINITELY doing at least one clear closeup of Dave Marrs' crotch every episode.

I thought I was imagining it but am totally NOT.

Just watched a House Hunters from Rockland County NY.

Hot guy who immigrated from Trinidad.....super ripped and walked like he had a 15 inch python between his legs....dang.

Saw the Rico show. He's definitely cute. His contractor Matt was hot but we didn't see much of him.

Maybe this will be more popular than that bald dude they tried to make the new Mike Holmes (that dude didn't know shit about anything,)

I am pretty sure this whole thread is just one horny shut-in posting non-stop.

Nah, R8, there's at least two or three of us.

Now get me my gettin' up stick!

Another Puerto Vallarta episode of HHI.

A mostly dire looking gay couple.

The Rico episode ended with him getting into a hot tub. He's kinda hot in a sketchy way

They need to bring Jason Cameron to HGTV.

As much as I like handsome guys like Dave Marrs and the Home Town guys.....HGTV really is missing an opportunity to have a sort of "hot guy" on at least one of their shows. A big dude like muscly Jason should be the contractor somewhere. Showing off biceps if not being totally shirtless every few episodes.

Jeebus knows, no one is flicking their beans to the Property Brothers.

Officially want to bury my dick balls deep in Home Town Josh's little ass.

His little gondola outfit sent me over the edge.

Anyone watching Down Home Fab? The husband is hot but he’s a cipher. He looks at her when he’s talking, just like a trained boy. The wife married into his rich family and she’s running everything.

R15 the whole Teen Mom thing just killed my interest

Just watched two HHI episodes....one with a Brendad Ickson lookalike moving to Puerto Vallarta, another with a fat misogynist from Argentina moving to Oslo.

They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

A lot of people are moving to Mexico.

Those are the fun HHI. I don’t watch the ones where people move to Australia. That doesn’t interest me for some reason.

I wonder how the families really like it once they move there.

Another Mexico one tonight with a Toronto couple moving to Riviera Maya.

The husband was OK but the real estate agent was kinda handsome in a crinkly eye sort of way.

Another HHI, this time Bordeaux - I thought Our Lady of Paris Adrian Leeds did all of these. but there's now some leggy blonde British lady.

Anyway, insufferable couple but the husband IS kinda cute. A blond guy with a nice body.

[quote] insufferable couple

60% of them are insufferable

I saw the leggy blond but the episode I saw was a couple where the guy was a complete spaz. He pretended to electrocute himself.

My god, he was exhausting.

They were looking in the south of France.

R22 Oh yeah, the couple from Pittsburgh. He was cute for about 2.5 seconds and then he spoke and it was all downhill from there.

The Bordeaux blond guy looks a wee bit like that blond actor from True Blood etc.

I follow Brett Waterman on FB and he just posted a video with his cowboy boots and his feet up on his couch.....I almost shot my load just watching.

I am so confused as to what is or isn't what season but in the US I think we have only seen up to season 7 or 8.

Did anyone catch Jeff Devlin on “In With the Old?” He’s restoring an inn in Chester County with his wife. He’s an old hand at this so the episode was one of the best in the series. He’s still a charmer and as handsome as ever. His daughter made an appearance and she looks like a model.

Jeff Devlin is handsome as hell.

I was struggling to see the hotness of Rico, but now I've seen a few episodes and he's growing on me.

Rico's new show is overproduced and yet doesn't explain the timeline of these homeowners' problems very well. I found the episodes confusing and jumpy when telling the owners' stories. The show seems to be the full new HGTV style.... tons of product and brand name placement and lots of filler chatter. I had had high hopes for it after hearing good things, but after the first couple of episodes, I've decided to pass.

I think it's been promoted as Rico "to the rescue" but some of the situations are clearly faked. It's just another reno show.

I agree the timelines of "issues" are confusing. Another sign of fakery.

Not a fan of his designer at all.

But his estimator.......I want to watch Rico and that dude wrestle for top

Amy Smart and Carter Oosterhouse are on In With the Old. He’s refurbishing a barn on their property in Traverse City. So, that’s what happened to her. One of the most promising actresses.

Is she riding Carter O's schlong?

Do we know that he has a sclong, or is it BDF, or the tall and lanky thing?

I thought the show was kind of a miss, but I've only half-watched one episode.

I thought there were rumors of sizemeat back in the day.

He was all set to be the Romeo of HGTV and then - j' accuse! Something happened.

Suddenly he was out and those insipid Scott brothers were everywhere.

Actually watched the episode R31 mentioned. Carter looks good still, though definitely looking his age.

So Nate and Jeremiah are doing new shows.

I had been watching that recap show for a few weeks and I thought that was the new season.

Jeremiah is looking sort of tired. Plus his hair is longer.

Just watched Mexico Life. Thr real estate agent has to be gay. He is, right? Does anyone know? He pings like crazy. I hope he is gay because he's very cute.

There was a couple from Calgary on that Mexico Life show. The guy was so hot. Tall, dark, tanned and handsome. Just my type! Did anyone else watch the episode?

Oosterhouse went from HGTV to a pitchman for a national retailer, right. That’s where the money is made.

Season 6/Ep 3 Sweet Tea Dreams - JFC check out the husband opening the tea room (LOL) - tight pants and a great package and nice little ass!

Which episodes of Mexico Life R37 and R38 ?

Yes, let us know about the Mexico Life, will check it out.

I remember the Tea episode of HomeTown from last year and the husband was very cute.

Anyone catch the St. Augustine episode of “In With the Old?” It’s two guys restring an 1807 house. The one guy, Worth Turner, owns a tile store and his parents are contractors and his sister is a plumber! The other guy in the couple is a vet. Good looking bald guy with wide hips and a superb ass.

R24, you might be interested to know that Brett is gay.

R44 I keep hearing that, though he's never come out.

I would hit that like a Mack truck!

R45, I dated him briefly many years ago. He's out to his friends, but he grew up Catholic and never quite shook the self-loathing guilt. He'll likely never partner for good.

That's sad. He really seems like a nice guy, and I think he's beautiful.

[quote] I keep hearing that, though he's never come out.

Why does he have to put out a press release?

R48 I didn't mean it like that, just that I have never heard him publicly confirm he's gay. He's welcome to be as public or private about it as he wishes.

Just watched the Jeff Devlin episode of In with the Old.

He's really cute. Reminds me of Hunter Biden.....wonder if he's packing like Hunter?

I think Scott McGillivray has warm and tasty cum.

R51 And COPIOUS loads.

I have to admit, the announcement that Scott and Bryan Baumler have some kind of upcoming buddy road show happening gives me a twinge in my pants.

When is Poppy going to ask Jeremiah if he's transitioning?

R41 and R42 I don't know. I watch it on Norwegian tv, the episodes might have been old.

OK, saw the episode of In With The Old that R43 posted about.

The bald guy is hot and does indeed have a nice ass.

I think we've seen them before? Maybe on an HH episode or on HH renovation?

There's always a little weird energy when Ben and Josh go to Ben's woodshop on Home Town....because Josh seems so much like he's Ben's bottom boy.

But this week's episode was just.....off the charts homoerotic. As in, Ben stands behind Josh, puts his arms around him to hold Josh's hands on some piece of equipment, and THEN kisses him (on the cheek, but still).

The guy on Fix My Flip, Mitch Glew, is kinda hot in that dark hair/square jawed sort of way.

Mitch thirst trap....

So I was watching In With The Old and Googled the subject (Zach Lahn) to see if this farm in Iowa was an Airbnb - only to read that (perhaps unsurprisingly) he is a hardcore right winger.

If you want a "consultation" with HGTV Muscle Mary Carmine.......

Carmine is way too LA.

The husband on this week's Fixer to Fabulous was cute. I swear he and Dave were checking out each other's baskets.

All that Farmhouse Fixer designer frau knows how to do is paint rooms dark blue.

I still would slurp on Jon Knight's Boston cream eclair, though lol

Tonight they are repeating the Scottish HHI with the big gorgeous dude packing a massive VPL.

Anybody else watching the Flipping ElMoussas?

It sounds like a circus act, actually 😛

Heather is sometimes grating. Of course since she has her own money, she parades around with her couture purses.

It’s still the same show, but higher end finishes.

It’s okay so far.

A Scent Library? That was this week's Home Town episode.

Hopefully one of the scents is Josh's balls. Or his musky hole.

My, how times have changed. On an episode of the Flipping El Moussas last night, Tarek wasn't interested in putting in something extra because the sales price was "only $700,000", he said condescendingly. When he first started, he jizzed over $700k listing prices. This show is more of the same overproduced, faux-luxury nonsense that HGTV has become.

I'm not watching the new Tarek show because I can't stand his new wife. She's like a bad soap opera recast of Cuntina.

And I'm not watching her, now that I know that Cuntdance Owens is one of her friends.

Both of them are now HGTV's answer to the Real Housewives/Bravo kind of energy. Hard pass

House Hunters - Internet Gamer Buys Dream Home in Phoenix - S218.E12

I know there are actually straight bros, but were these two for real? I'm guessing there's a lot of 'Two Bros on One Girl' action in that house.

Indications on the internet that they're two assholes, which may explain their attraction to each other.

My future ex-husband Mike Holmes Jr has grown his hair REALLY long....am not sure how I feel about it.

Dear god no to the long hair!

Is it trans now?

In that link at R72 there's a video clip and Michael is still masc.....in fact it looks like he bulked up a lot and has a bigger chest.

But yeah, it's a NO on the long hair. He had sort of in between longer hair before, which was OK, but this is just not it.

Island Life tonight - St Simon's island. Hot ass husband!

Papi Rico and his pinga were renewed for a second season.

Break out the cigars!

I’ve been binging on the House Hunters Renovation series and really enjoying it. If you can access on demand, check out S1 E5. In LA, an event planner and his Danish ex-cop boyfriend buy and renovate a Spanish Bungalow. It’s a nine month renovation costing almost 500K.

Besides the obvious eye candy, I recognized almost immediately that the event planner had a Hair Club for Men type toupee. Once spotted, I couldn’t keep my eyes off it. Since I’m follicly challenged, I’m so glad I opted to let nature do its thing and just shave it all. I hope he really likes it.

When I searched for it, the House Hunters Renovation 'From Spanish Fixer to Spanish Fantasy' mentioned by R77 was listed in different places as Episode 1 or Episode 5, so be aware if you're purchasing it to view. Alternately, I saw a Cape Cod listed as Episode 1.

There may be a pattern to where and how it's shown, but I've not tried to figure it out.

If you have Xfinity (Comcast), it's available and it's [bold]Episode 5.[/bold]

Omg! This episode of Property Brothers has a gay couple!

I'm R79. That was an old episode of Property Brothers btw, season 3 episode 6.

Property Brothers will only be worth watching if there's ever an episode with twin gay brothers.

I remember that House Hunters Renovation. They did seem to have very weird hair.

My personal opinion re the Property Brothers is that I generally like the work they do and the people they help.

The only thing I really cannot fucking stand....is them.