Thoughts on this red velvet thong?

Lacks sparkle.

Here is the thong on a hairy man who has the same body as I do. Well?

I don't like single-wear clothing.

Or unclothing, as this is.

By the way it also comes in a deluxe version with straps. My friend Marge says straps are the in on the circuit these days. By the way that is not me in the picture. I have the same body as the hairy guy.

With straps?

R2/OP If you had that body you wouldn't be asking the question here. Go back down to the basement before mom catches you on a gay site and withholds your dessert tonight.

"Thoughts on this red velvet thong"? It looks stupid and if I ever saw someone wearing it I would laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. Then point and laugh some more.

Sissified.

R1 Do you think this is sparkly enough? Yes you have the right idea because I am looking for something for the Gala New Years Eve party. I like this. It's real Schwartzie cristals but it's pricey and maybe it's not safe like the cristals will cut my family jewels. 😱 If you know what I mean! 😜

I think it will look lumpier on most of the men who wear onel

Frightful

It really needs all the jewelry (as pictured) to complete the look and add the requisite pizzaz. But the whole ensemble is beyond this working dude's budget!

The cum stains will never come out.

Poconos here we come!

Has neither GLAMMA nor MISTEEK

Does it come in xlxlseacow sizes?

Unless it's a once or twice use as a costume, I wouldn't want velvet. There's way sexier jock straps and thongs out there.

Is this from the “I’m Still Standing” video?

Perfect to wear to church, your Mother will be so proud to have an unrepentant slut for a daughter.

No to all of it.

[quote]Here is the thong on a hairy man who has the same body as I do.

Really?

So he's your Siamese twin!

^ as long as his taste is as slutty as yours, go for it.

Where's the cream cheese frosting?

This seems more your style, OP...

Does he have gangrene on his fingers, at R23!!! 🤮🤮

R22 trust me there will be plenty of creamy frosting New Year's Morning.

It's fucking awful OP. Buy something else.

Gurl. Are you rebelling against your birth gender?

A velvet thong, on a man? Everyone knows they don't wipe.😮

It is such a major turn off for me. Either wearing it myself or being with someone who might wear it.

But if you like it? Go get it.

Dumps like a truck. Truck. Truck. 🎵

I want that..... thong at R30!

I assume the thong gives way to a cockring? It is like a 70s tribute hook up?

I am very well endowed, sir, R32, so no need for a cockring, but now that you mention one, why not?

liking red velvet dong

Does it come with a matching bra?

Thongs, cock rings and poppers... the trifecta of boner killer.

I got my father one for Christmas and he's loving it so far.

R36 Who said ANYTHING about poppers? So you like the jewelry, R36?

R35 I thought I'd go with a black, stretch-lace Man Sarong.

R38, the jewellery makes the thong look tasteful. The entire tableaux is criminal.

You mean it's a crime to look so sexy?

I think it's beautiful; looks like it would cradle and cuddle my manhood.

Nothing sexier than razor stubble pubic hair a la R23.