Title suggestions for a Barbara Walters biography

Baba Wawawoom

My life secretly dating a Negro.

"Forgotten and Irrelevant"

"Ba Ba Wa Wa blacksheep"

I don't know about emotional but I love when she told Elizabeth Vargas you were a drunk and we all knew..

It's so real and funny. Elizabeth Vsrgas tried to present like she was a functioning addict who hid her addiction well. That's wen I realized Barbara was a sophisticated cunt.

If I Wer a Twee...

"This Is Cunty/Cunty!"

The Really Long Long Long Goodbye.

I couldn’t stand her- dripping attitude of all kinds when interviewing- lousy. I watched because she landed big fish both in show biz and politics. But she was kind of awful to watch.

The Joke

Soft Focus, Hard Stares

View from the Top: My Life in Pictures, Producing, and Porking Married Men

Tears, Turmoil, and Terrorists: My Life as a Journalist

Last to Know

Sunbathing with Bashir

Who dat? by Gayle King

I prefer Astroglide!

Dropped R’s and Dropped Names

Cheri Oteri has to do the audiobook.

Barbara...from ABC to BBC

I'll Pwant My Own Twee!

"You're Bwinging Down an Entire Industwee!!!!"

But Star Made Another Choice

[r18] that really was Barbara at her best. 100% in control of the situation and 100% salty cunt.

It is a sad day when an icon like Barbara Walters, in the sunset of her life, is reduced to publicly branding herself as an adulterer, humiliating an innocent family with accounts of her illicit affair, and speaking negatively against me, all for the sake of selling a book. It speaks to her true character.

"My Life: Satan-Adjacent"

R20, Star was correct on that one. Barbara was really shitty for doing that.

"This Old Cunt"

R20 Rosie O'Donnell told Howard Stern how eager she was to finally meet one of her heroes - Barbara Walters, THE icon for women in television - on The View, only to almost instantly realize Barbara was a conniving cunt and every bit as selfish as any male executive. Barbara had ample opportunity to lift up women in production and on-camera roles, and she typically sided with the suits over the performers every time. She was ruthless.

Just because she's a woman doesn't mean she gives a fuck about other women coming up in the industry.

I'm glad Rosie exposed her.

"But Star made a different choice" is bested only by "Some recollections may vary" as the greatest passive-aggressive salty putdown in the contemporary era.

No one could ever, ever match Elizabeth II, but Walters tried her best.

She’s pining for the fjords.

"Bitch Of A Brooklyn Blonde"

Tell Meghan McCain It Was Me

The Last Weal Staw

(And Staw Jones was weawy just a fat gweedy cunt!)

I don't even want to pretend: Lesbian, Pro-career, Allied with hateful Roy Cohn, with whom she would continue a relationship, as she continued her grasping career. She was a good reporter, but asked soft-ball questions until Gilda Radner as Baba Wawa was introduced on SNL.She was allegedly known for drawing out answers with her edgy questions. I do not remembe.r any though. I do remember her badgering Ricky Martin into coming out on the pre-Oscars show in 2000. He was supposed to come out on the show, but he backed ouit.

Sorry for the typos.

"A Wegend In Heah Own Time"

inspired by R4 "You Were a Drunk and We All Knew It"

Audition.

Barbara was one of the most talented newswomen ever. She also had a lot of pain and struggle throughout her life. Despite that, she had a good heart, which is hard to encounter in Hollywood At a time when gay men were oppressed beyond belief, they identified with her struggles, and she theirs.

^ Yeah, that's wight!

My dad was a dwunk and a woser. My sister was a wetard.

My adopted daugtah was a compwete disappointment.

Hey Baba Reeba

Bwabwa: My Life at DataLounge. The true story of my life with the gays.

[quote] Barbara was one of the most talented newswomen ever.

HAHA!

Rhymes With Sunt: The Barbara Walters Biography

A Twee Gwows in Bwooklyn

"Bwowing Woy Cohn: A Wove Stowwy."

In Huh Awn Wurzz

“I left her ass at home while I clawed my way to the top”

Just a Siwwy Wabbit: The Baba Wawa Weview