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At the age of 15, Molly began to consider the possibility that she had been adopted.

Mom can't stand up straight. Again.

^LMAO!!!!

🤣 She’s still wearing gloves!

When she said she wanted to pursue a career in comedy, I don't think is necessarily what she had in mind.

Honey, why on earth would you think I had an affair with someone? You're all the man I'll ever need.

She seems like she’s in Anna Nicole territory. Too drug and drugged to stand up.

She probably rolled over and fell asleep under the tree.

R5 She’s become a real life Edina Monsoon.

Girl on left: "Somebody help! This white devil lady is trying to drag me to hell with her."

She came with the tree.

"We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses."

Is it any surprise that her bio kids aren’t pictured with her? My god, the books that they’re all going to publish about living with this crackpot soon after she’s gone are going to be legendary. Did she have the kids sign NDAs?

Children throughout sub-Saharan Africa are warned about The White Witch, who arrives in their village with cash and a long black car, stealing them away to a wretched life of macrobiotic food, Kabbalah classes, 18 old Brazilian “uncles,” and Instagram Lives/Tik Toks that go on until 6 am.

Parents instruct their children to flee into the savanna when they see the White Witch’s Mercedes coming toward them.

Who's that ghoul?

"I'm a divorced whore. Please help me!"

Naked Mole Rat Finds Its Way Into Brooklyn Apartment.

We captured Santa Claus coming down the chimney. It turns out he’s a really a young white gurl.

Coming Halloween: Madonna is Stephen King’s TIT

Mommy fucked Vanilla Ice.

Madonna has learned no lessons from Whitney, Prince, or Michael Jackson.

Hilarious photo so "LMFAO".

But the racism here of gay white males is palpable.

"We shouldn't have watched that cursed video tape last week."

R13, her bio kids are grown and don't live with her. They came for Thanksgiving.

And they didn’t come for Christmas.

We found this small albino lady. She says she's our mother.

She adopted a Korean girl!

Bride of Krampus

There was a funny SNL skit from the mid-aughts that poked fun at Madge & Angelina Jolie when they were in a contest to see who could adopt the most babies from Africa.

r29 Wow. Too bad they couldn't fit Pete and Chastity Buttigeig into that skit. 🤣

It’s alright,ma’am. We’re going to take you somewhere safe. Would you like the wheelchair or the gurney?

Albino drug addict taken in by generous black family.

Elf on the Shelf Goes Wild

Black family captures feral rodent woman.

Dis bitch.

"All I want for Christmas is my two EYEBROWS!"

Zombie Pippi Longstocking.

Family discovers decrepit Pippy Longstocking in their attic. No word yet on what they plan to do with the body.

Faye Dunaway as the monster in law in that '99 "Joan of Arc" movie looks uncannily like the current Madonna!

We don't know her.

Not a caption, just a question: Did she choose her cutie patooties while perusing pages in the African Baby Catalog?

I ask because I was featured as 'Orphan of the Month' multiple times, and I thought she might notice me because of that publicity. (I'd heard that she loves 'publicity,' so I thought I'd try it. But I guess she just couldn't afford another mouth to feed.)

Anyway, Happy New Year everyone!!

Dear DO,

Darfur was so last decade (or two). Malawi was [italic]la cause du jour[/italic] when I dutifully plucked David, Mercy, Estere and Stella from their pitiful, humdrum existence and enriched their lives with song, purpose, and meaning.

Warm regards,

Madonna

Who’s DO?

I’m a little old elf. I have a bunch of African children who are responsible for my well being. Hee hee.

This is my precious’s

What a strange, weird old lady.

From "Material Girl" to "Geriatric Girl"? (Yes, the question mark is part of the caption)

Madonna's new song, an update of an old one: "That Used to be My Nursing Home".

The cast of the re-imagined production of " Cinderella" has come under fire from Jada Pinkett Smith.

[quote] From "Material Girl?" to "Geriatric Girl?" (Yes, the question mark is part of the caption)

r47 Fixed that for you. 🤣

R50, actually, I appreciate that. Thank you!

‘A Christmas Carol’ by David Lynch

I sure would like to know what she actually thinks she’s doing. I just don’t get it. She goes on the occasional talk show and more or less is simply unpleasant and of course looks deliberately awful.

r53 Charlie, forgive me for being stupid. But that pic is photoshopped, right? Madge is not actually with those people, is she?

Remember when Hollywood PR did Christmas like this? OK, let's hop on our imaginary sleigh and go back to Christmas Eve with the Crawfords!

That is one fuck’n scary photo. She’s going down the deep end.

"Old Woman Hangs onto Youth for Dear Life"

I like how the kids are just ignoring her. It looks like one of those old photos where a ghost would appear when it was developed.

'Spirit, are they yours?' Scrooge could say no more.

'They are Man's,' said the Spirit, looking down upon them. 'And they cling to me, appealing from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both."

American Horror Story: Foster Parent

[quote] If you want her back, that'll be $25,000 plus a carton of Newport Lights.

Racist bullshit. Yeah, all blacks smoke menthol. And they kidnap white women.

The only sinister person in that pic is the white lady crouching on the floor.

It's like some low budget horror movie in which some old ancient hag adopts children from a poor country in hopes of draining their life forces so she can attain eternal youth, but no! The kids resist, overpower her to the point that she's flopping around on the floor like some old beached whale while the kids dance around her, celebrating the holiday and the demise of their captor! Hooray Christmas!

Sickly Albino Woman Rejects Whiteness for Blackness in 2022.