Gorgeous Australian photographer and wildlife pro Mitchell Burns

Hottie

Welcome to DL, Mitchell!

He's horsey-hot; nice prominent features. Too bad the first clip's overlaid with profanity-spewing thug rap. His sweet accent's in the 2nd clip.

narc

Very hot. Nice find.

R5 yup. I’ve been following him a long time. I just don’t post him here because some DLers act nuts but he’s gained such a large following since joining TikTok that now he’s considered a public figure so I felt fine posting him.

Does he have an Instagram account?

He is hot. I’m guessing he’s hetero though

I’ve Been following him for a while now. He’s beautiful but what I find most attractive about him is he’s a man who is after his passion and someone who is big on nature. I am not. I’m born and raised in NYC. I’ve always been fascinated and attracted to men who love nature and the outdoors though. It’s all very beautiful. There is a whole world out there and we sort of just stay in our bubbles. I respect people like him.

He’s also big on meditation and self-reflecting, which is respect. Seems to have a good head on his shoulders

A lot of Aussie guys are very hot.

Jerking off a penis-shaped “shampoo plant”.

It is literally a plant that releases natural juices that can be used as shampoo r11.

holy biceps!

[quote] he’s a man who is after his passion

I bet he uses his little woman to hold his camera for him.

,,,,,,,

Taking narcissistic photos and videos of yourself with nature in the background isn’t “wildlife photography”.

[quote] Too bad the first clip's overlaid with profanity-spewing thug rap.

The younger generation don't hear lyrics.

It's all just noise to disguise their emptiness.

R11 Hot! Let’s find him a natural mouthwash plant!,

R11 is hilariously thirsty.

He's straight and making a fool of all the homos lusting over him.

He's not hot at all. He has bad teeth, big ears, and a big head.

R20, the perfect plastic sex-dolls are over there.

[quote]He has bad teeth, big ears, and a big head.

If he has a big cock, all is forgiven.

He's got BDF for miles. Those big ol' teefs and that long thin face are dead giveaways. The only fault I see about his face is his teeth. He's got picket fence teeth and needs a brace on the uppers to tighten those choppers up.

He looks like he has excellent anal cleanliness, and an intoxicating natural manly odor.

He's attractive. I bet Steve Irwin's son is fuming at this guy taking his future job away from him.

Can we see his ass pls?

[quote] He looks like he has excellent anal cleanliness, and an intoxicating natural manly odor.

And, being a modern Australian, most likely uncut. Yum.

On his page at this website, he describes himself as a "Model, Influencer, Photographer":

And on this website he gives his stats as 5'11" and 187lbs:

"28 year old living in nsw looking to get into the industry ."

"I’m an adventurous type of guy that will give anything a go , I also like to keep myself fit and healthy with regular gym sessions and fuelling my body with heathy food."

Any Aussie dong?

He is gorgeous, gorgeous but thirsty.

Anyone denying he is good-looking is a liar and jealous.

He looks like he might have some Aboriginal blood in his lineage.

[quote]OP: Wow. He’s fucking phenomenal.

Wow. Oh, dear.

MEIN FÜHRER

R12 "literally"

Oh, dear!

"which is respect"

R9 People will take you more seriously, and you may even find a date one day if you write like an adult.

R16 those aren’t his professional photos. He uses TikTok and Instagram to show the process of him taking the photo etc. aka he needs to put himself out there and try to gain an audience to be successful.

Here is his website.

R31 the world isn’t made up of just white or black

I bet you would all suck his dick

[quote] He looks like he might have some Aboriginal blood in his lineage.

What makes you that?

The very, very long nose? The very, very long chin?

Have you met an Aboriginal?

He has dark skin. Beautiful

He likes a thick bush

R40 He's a pale-skinned Scot. Even weird Brenton Thwaites is much darker.

[quote] He looks like he might have some Aboriginal blood in his lineage.

These people have Aboriginal blood.

R42, why do you find Brenton Thwaites weird?

R42 he isn’t pale skinned

R45 He is paler than those three well-dressed females at R43.

hole presentation, pls

He must go along to Goolagong!

He’s invited to the Barty Party!

Both Goolagong (r48) and Barty (r49) have Australian Aboriginal ancestry.

R45 He's paler than Evonne.

Complexion isnt Pale. Being paler doesn’t mean you’re pale. He’s olive toned and has different features but beautiful

No one is saying he isn’t, R51.

The shape of his pointy head is utterly unlike that of the square-shaped Goolagong and Barty.

His thighs are so hot. What a hot guy.

IFHH

LOL He got a thread removed from LPSG after a dick pics were posted

What is it with straight men that they think that some random internet chick really, really wants to see your dick? Do they not get they are being catfished by dudes?

Why are Americans so obsessed with race?

I wonder the same thing r58. It’s so out of hand.

[quote]If he has a big cock, all is forgiven.

Based on the bulge, or lack thereof, in the video at r11, I think you’ll be sadly disappointed.

hole presentations, pls

No, it’s pretty big

It seemed around 8 inches

Smallish balls tho

So y’all are suggesting he, what, hid it in every video? Maybe he tucked it?

R64 are you a man or a woman?

Are you not a man? Do you understand how dicks shrink and grow?

R66 exactly. I don’t understand that person. Most women even know this yet he doesn’t?

[quote]So y’all are suggesting he, what, hid it in every video?

No, we saw his dick pics before they were taken down at LPSG, you dumb fuck.

Those arms and shoulders 🥵

Are we sure he is heterosexual? He has gay face for days in the above photo

Doesn’t matter to me one way or the other. I’ll suck him anyway.

R70 he’s making a funny face on purpose

he's holding that fruit or whatever the fuck it is @ R69 like it was a giant dildo

hawt

Because he’s joking about eating it r73. Then says Jk you can’t eat it.

IFHH

^^??

Someone must have saved the pics. IBB them

Hottie. Works even in the worst weather.

😍😍😍😍

You're welcome.

Do Dataloungers not realise that there are a zillion different Aboriginal tribes with different features?

You're welcome 2.

His nipple wants fresh air.

Has Mama weighed in yet?

Until I hear that Mama's basement is flooded, or her mussy is moist, or her sugar walls have caramelized, I will reserve judgement.

My mussy is beyond moist, it has flooded and my sugar walls are caramelized.

R81 That's a big statement but as an Australian I canassure you that none of them who have PURE genetics look like this pointy-noised, pointy-chinned man.

Canassure. Providing insurance to Australians since 1952.

I want to be a baby kangaroo

We know that’s him, r80/r82?

Nice titties.

R86 You ought to know by now that it’s kind of gross to use words like “PURE” when talking about someone’s Aboriginality. Are you posting from FNQ? Anyway, the original assertion was that he may have SOME Aboriginal heritage.

R91 I would have thought was purity was a desirable asset.

He’s thirst trapping a lot lately

Very hot! I'm Australian and I've never heard of him before.

What is “PURE genetics ” supposed to mean R86?

R94 You can't be expected to know every prick-teaser in a nation of 22 million.

He can rearrange my guts

26 million R96.

He posted a behind the scenes video and you can hear his filmer giggling and it’s a female who I assume is his girlfriend.

Sorry gals, he’s heterosexual and just using your thirst to advance his career

We welcome it.

[quote] He's horsey-hot

What?

LPSG has all his nude pix.

They got taken down rip van winkle

hole presentation?

BDF is real y'all

Yes we’ve all seen it

It’s about eight inches

[quote]BDF is real y'all

Thanks for weighing in, Adrian Brody.

[quote] They got taken down rip van winkle

No they didn’t.

Yes they did

Nice looking guy, but he needs some dental assistance.

r89 Yes, thanks to him getting the LPSG thread taken down. Wouldn't have happened if they were fakes. It's remarkable how many people have essentially confirmed their leaked nudes as being them that way.

There's also these leaked vids

R110 no he doesn’t. Sometimes an imperfection looks perfectly fine on a really attractive person.

R57 LOL. Howard Stern always says "Guys...women aren't into dick pics Stop sending because it's ALWAYS a guy on the other end"

R111 God DAMN.

Does anyone know his real story? Does he just wonder into the wild and take videos? Who finances this? Where is the money coming from?

R115 he pays out of pocket. He works for himself. He doesn’t work for anyone. He buys the equipment to take the pics. He has his own website now.

As far as financing, what do you mean? It doesn’t cost millions to take a photo buddy. He isn’t making movies.

R115 here buddy. Photography is a centuries old profession. I didn’t think anyone would have to explain it in 2023.

Most photographers are independent. They pay for their own equipment. Once they have the equipment, the job is to take the pics. It doesn’t cost to take a pic of scenery.

He says he worked in mining for a decade and once he made enough money he devoted himself to his photography

Mining is a lucrative but punishing field in mineral rich Australia

[quote]Does he just wonder into the wild

I wonder too.

He’s also helping raise a baby kangaroo who was abandoned by his mother.

Kangawoo.

R115 r118 yes. He worked there for a decade before finally quitting and doing his passion full time.

So he’s a straight ex miner with jacked up teeth who became a gay icon?

That tracks actually

His teeth are fine.

R111, thanks for the video clips. Looks like a pretty big uncut cock. He's moving the foreskin back and forth, which is the way uncut guys masturbate.

Gay icon is pushing it R123.

R125 Whuh? How else would they?

R125 is intellectually handicapped R127. Best to just ignore.

Yeah r125 is honestly one of the most uneducated people we’ve ever had on here. He’s cheapened the site. It’s sad.

[quote] Yes they did

Here, dummy. It’s still there.

[quote]It seemed around 8 inches

Some people have NO concept of how big an inch is.

Stank sleeve.

Yes, this is the DL thread that must include the phrase "Aboriginal blood."

It’s not a particularly small one either, r131.

R111, how did he know that his nude pics had been posted at LPSG?

[quote] how did he know that his nude pics had been posted at LPSG?

He found out the same way I found out.

Google.

[quote]Some people have NO concept of how big an inch is.

[quote]That is NOT a big dick.

Man, porn has REALLY done a number on you. Come up for air once and a while.

Seacow started another thread. At least she's lusting after grown ass man and underage twinks.

[quote]Come up for air once and a while.

Oh, dear!

R139 Oh, piss off. Mrs. Byrd. I thought you died 30 years ago. Everyone HATED you and your cankles.

I stand corrected "Once IN a while"

You CUNT

Well I never in all my life!

People LOVED my cankles!

NOPE. You always wore sandals, and we could see that your canks were covered in liver spots.

Well!

*flounces*

r135 There's always some white knight who'll DM these people to tell them, thinking it'll make them and the person posted friends or something like that

R144 my first thought.

There was another thread on him that was much longer that got taken down. That one posted here is a second one.

People always rush to tell these guys, thinking it will make them close or friends. It’s pathetic.

Someone on here does it too.

He is in Miami

rentboy

Bruce Weber is going to shoot him if he came all the way here

Yeah and it seems out of nowhere. He usually shares stuff beforehand and was saying a couple of days ago he had plans to shoot something this weekend and now he’s in Miami.

Miami is a world city. People from all over the world travel to Miami. It’s one of the highest tourist cities in the world. He can just be on vacation

[quote]He can just be on vacation

Miami gays log into Grindr near that hotel and report back!

Look for a caption that says “DL Aussie seeking bro job”

Bruce Weber posted in the flower JO video and they talked about arranging to meet

Is Mr. Weber one of the sex pests?

Perhaps he's in Miami to see these artworks?

[quote] Miami art collectors honored by Australian government for promoting Aboriginal art

[quote] Dennis and Debra Scholl, two prominent Miami arts leaders, were recognized by the Australian government for their efforts in promoting Aboriginal artwork.

^ Dennis and Debra Scholl are American retailers.

Mitchell Burns is an Australian retailer.

Perhaps he's been having an LTR with manatee.

^ I meant LDR but whatevs

R154 yes he’s professionally blackballed

[quote]Miami is a world city. People from all over the world travel to Miami. It’s one of the highest tourist cities in the world. He can just be on vacation

I wish people would boycott Florida and stop travelling there -- it's a right-wing cesspool run by DeSantis.

[quote] I wish people would boycott Florida

Let it sink back in the ocean.

^ like you'll have a choice?!

As HOT as he is...you can trip over hotter in Miami. Another reason Florida should sink.

Florida needs to be grateful they have Disney and Miami. That's the only industry the state has. And no, the oranges don't count. California grows oranges too but provides a lot more agriculture and also is supporting red states like Florida.

Florida has a rich cultural heritage it destroyed by becoming one big retirement home for racist snowbirds and pandering to Evangelical freaks. It's becoming extremely expensive too. Disney for all their issues, at least invests in the surrounding area it has it's theme park. The Florida government is too being busy being corrupt to diversify the state's economy. The Florida Seminole tribe is fighting to preserve a lot of Florida's natural landmarks like the Everglades that are facing oil pollution and plus invasive species of plants and animals destroying the ecosystem.

The state has gone to shit which is a shame because it's a very beautiful and unique state. People who still covet living there seem a bit off to me. Way cheaper places all throughout the country

Florida oranges are better than California oranges.

Florida has some very nice parts. I’m kind of over DL acting like all of FL is some big trailer park. There are many beautiful areas and very clean and beautiful homes. People are allowed to vote for who they want. Get over it. This is America.

Miami is a world-class city. Orlando is another massive tourist trap because it has Disney World and another theme park. Key West is beautiful. Parts of Tampa also.

You should see the firefighters they have in Port St. Lucie, FL. HOT.

He went to take pics/videos of the alligator shit down there. I wonder if they asked him to come do it or if he asked to come do it.

Walking around, looking like hot sexy slut

Is he doing any escorting while he’s there?

Even while just standing around he is such a cutie.

R169 idk but he’s hanging out with the beautiful fashion model Giorgio Ramondetta

Giorgio was recently made the face of clothing brand Dsquared2 by its owners/creators, twin brothers Dean and Dan Caten.

[r171] is that a pee stain on his shorts? Yikes!

Get this thirsty dude a glass of water, stat.

r172 Those two are well known for hiring whores, such as Pietro Boselli

They hire models to be their whores. Not exactly the same.

[quote]is that a pee stain on his shorts?

Precum

r176 Models ARE whores

[quote]is that a pee stain on his shorts?

Maybe it's cum from one of the jerkoff videos we saw.

Hottie

Quite a few models at this shoot

R181 think about what you just said…

R181, those guys are hot, but what happened to their body hair? Arms, legs, chest.

This plucked to within an inch of their lives trend has to end.

R184 that’s how most guys are now. They keep it smooth.

I know.

And it stinks.

In Giorgio’s Story

Jesus. That looks like the last picture the camera took of the murderer before he killed.

I’d expect to see that on A Time to Kill or something on HLN.

Back to Australia

R189 ummm that’s in FL

I hope he and this guy fucked and there's video

gurl is for hire

He’s there in a models house with models. Idk if he’s one of the models for this shoot or the photographer

Bruce Weber is the photographer, you nimrod

You’re assuming that because Bruce commented on one of his posts weeks ago.

No, because the other models posted photos from Bruce’s house with his golden retrievers

R190 I know that’s in Florida you spaz. The shoot is over and he’s going back to Australia.

Spaz!

I love you, r197! Even though I’m not the dude you called that, it made me laugh.

But you are the dude who said it. You only switched accounts to compliment yourself.

[quote] Spaz!

That word is now taboo. You must now say 'The S Word'!

Spaz is so 70's.

Yeah, right, r199.

Suuuure I did. I mean it makes sense that I would log off and go back on to compliment something that has no bearing on anything. And since we’re in prime time I guess I’d be paying for both accounts too, huh?

Do you subscribe to Qanon too for their conspiracies too?

Dinner time

I don’t know what the deal is. It’s just a group of straight bros having fun!

Straight bros who are more than willing to sell their holes for a little extra cash.

R205 Yeah, but not to you

Giorgio is so beautiful

R165, and we're allowed to criticize people for who they vote for. This is America, get over it

Bruce Weber? He's a whore, darlin'

IMO He's one of those men whose face is not as handsome close up as it is from a distance.

[r201] that’s why he always points the camera at his thighs. He knows it’s his best feature.

This looks like Mitchell posing in a bathing suit from Giorgio’s Story

I think his face is very handsome. I love his odd features that sort of blend in nicely with his very good features and make an interesting face.

So he is fucking all these hot men?

[quote] Australian photographer

He's not Aussie anymore, he belongs to the world!

He surely must know that WE all been knew and we all saw it coming!!

Except modeling for WHAT? Bruce’s career was cancelled by the fashion publishing & advertising powers that be (Condé Nast, Kering, LVMH, Hearst, etc.) and he doesn’t shoot legitimate editorial or brand campaigns anymore.

Also, almost none of the “models” Mitchell was with in Florida seem to have representation by a real agency. Their profiles list those influencer/aggregator types of organizations rather than first tier agencies like IMG, The Society, or Ford. And while I wouldn’t say they are outright whores like a Dubai “fitness model”, some of them are probably dancing very close to that line.

Good on Mitchell for getting a free trip to the States and seems like he had a good time, but this was most likely just a masturbatory project for Bruce to get his jollies… all dressed up to mimic the type of shoots from when he still had a prestigious career.

R219 ummmm almost all of them have agents lmao. I just checked.

Bruce shoots for those overseas magazines like Man About Town now

R221 yes. I was just thinking about how he still works nonstop. Just not for American publications or photoshoots. He works for a lot of foreign magazines etc.

R220, I didn’t say they don’t have agents *at all*… but only Giorgio is with a decent agency. The rest of them are tertiary agencies like one guy who is with CT Models which has no website whatsoever and an Instagram page with a whopping 5 posts and 295 followers. lmao Or The Block agency in that modeling hotbed of Nashville, TN.

My comments are more about what this says about Bruce. Despite the talent he still possesses, this shoot was amateur hour on the modeling side compared to level on which he used to work. None of these kids are fending off calls from Ivan Bart and Bruce isn’t getting global campaigns from Ralph Lauren or Italian Vogue editorials anymore.

I like his photography and it’s just sort of sad to see his career have a bookend like this, when he could have easily continued indefinitely at the top like Steven Meisel and David Sims. Anyway, just like Mario Testino, Bruce has nobody to blame but himself.

R223

Shut up. Just shut up.

Being with a “decent” agency or not, they still have agencies, and legitimate ones. What you consider “decent” is not relevant. There are tons of agencies out there. They can’t all be the best.

That’s the whole point, Bruce is second tier now and works with people at that level accordingly. DAMN, is Nan Bush posting here to defend him? It’s just an observation and a valid one.

Most of us KNOW that Bruce Weber is professionally blackballed, so we don’t need to keep bringing it up. You seem genuinely surprised by this.

I bet you don’t even know Woody Allen is professionally blackballed too.

R226 that isn’t a valid point at all. You’re the only one worried about what “level” Bruce and the models are on. None of them claimed otherwise. Stupid.

Professionally blackballed doesn’t mean he can’t do independent work and freelance work. Professionally blackballed in the USA doesn’t mean foreign businesses and publications and corporations won’t hire him.

A lot of people who have been “blackballed” here have left the country for work. That isn’t a universal thing.

I found R223’s picture

R218 -R230 I don't know why you two are squabbling.

Just wait until the pictures have been photoshopped, lie back in your negligee and enjoy!

How many times did he let Bruce blow him?

R232, I wonder if Bruce saw the videos of Mitchell stroking his big uncut Aussie cock?

[quote]Does he have an Instagram account?

Does he have "an" OnlyFans?

gapped teeth + bi!

He needs to make a porn with Micah Plath.

Gays he’s stuck in LA and he lost his luggage according to his Instagram stories! Can one of you lift your caftan and help the poor boy out of a real jam?

What’s a boy to do?

[quote]How many times did he let Bruce blow him?

I'm thinking he let Bruce rim him. He wouldn't have to get hard, and wouldn't have to look at Bruce at all.

[quote]So he is fucking all these hot men?

Other way around.

At least he made it to Los Angeles

I’ve never had a flight cancel on me, but if you get stuck do they provide you a hotel room?

Yes they give you a voucher you troglodyte

I’m sure he wasn’t alone in that room for long.

He didn’t bring his gf/wife (whatever she is) with him?!

If he was going on a modeling assignment that means travel and accommodation weren’t paid by him so probably not.

Yeah, I assume his sugar daddy, er, I mean photographer paid for him to fly in. I was just surprised that this guy didn’t take any of his own money and fly his girl in.

I know if I was going to another country for the first time and my expenses were paid for, I‘d be sure to bring my SO.

A round trip ticket from Brisbane to Miami is $2500 coach.

Additionally he probably came on a special work visa for models and entertainers.

He was there for work. Not everyone brings their significant other on work trips, especially when room and board and travel are being paid for by someone else.

I see the girlfriend has entered the chat explaining to all the vicious fags as to why her hot boyfriend left her at home so he could go “model” for Bruce Webber and hang with other gay men for a few days!

R241 Not Southwest

Because it was an opportunity he never had r250. Maybe he isn’t a homophobic piece of shit who can be around gay men. You do know it’s possible to be around gay men and not be gay, right?

[r252]

I’ve ALWAYS said this very thing!

Is he still leaking cum out of his ass?

He’s back in Australia and happy to finally be able to drink real coffee again. I’m guessing he wasn’t a fan of the coffee here. And I’ve heard that from many coffee drinkers from foreign countries, that our coffee sucks. Lol

That’s why some grocery stores sell imported items, like coffee, from foreign countries, for those who move here and prefer it.

He might’ve enjoyed it a little more if he sprinkled some of r255’s extra commas in it.

R256, you are a bitch!

I love it.

A question: Is coffee as popular as tea over there?

Thank goodness he’s back home! Hopefully he learned his lesson about the dangers of international modeling/escorting!

He’s back in Australia, looking happy and hot. He’s glowing and you can tell he’s feeling good.

Wouldn’t you feel better after making thousands of dollars modeling in the states?

As opposed to making thousands modeling in Australia? They have a big modeling market there. He should look into it.

Oh, he was looking into it.

It was a deep, dark chasm.

He would be an underwear and fitness model. He isn’t the runway type or even editorial.

I wouldn’t mind seeing him in his unnerbritches.

At least until he gets “an” Onlyfans.

R265, he's already done a couple of jerk off videos, so he's halfway there.

Those are leaks and illegal. We mean him willingly doing it. Not someone leaking it.

I always feel better after getting my mussy pleasured.

Do you think he knows about this thread? Wonder what he thinks of it all

He is hotter than any of those plucked and pumped “perfect” models he was hanging out with on Instagram.

Yes OP - ITA - he is gorgeous!👍

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

^ Does that Daily Mail article mention his leaked penis video?

^ LOL

context is everything

R273 Wank video. It was a leaked wank video.

"becoming a famous photographer"

Please Mitchell. No one gives a damn about your photography. They think you are hot.

If he really wants money he should open and Onlyfans. With his fanbase he would be rolling in the dough, and he has a nice dick too.

R275 Does he ejaculate?

It’s sad how either horrible naive he is or he really is a genius.

I’m putting money on hapless moron.

He isn't naive in the slightest r278. Look at his content, he knows exactly why people are following him and he is making sure to include some thirst trapping in his videos.

that's a DAMM fine piece on him

I agree, R276 & R280 -- he appears to be above average in size, so he would be off to a good start if he does an OnlyFans.

His arms are huge in the close up with the camera

"an" Onlyfans

He’s in the process of having a TV show made. Hollywood must have reached out to him.

He deleted that post and re-uploaded the pics with a new caption. I guess someone said something to him because he announced that.

I want him inside me. Now.

Actually, I think this Kiwi artist on TikTok is much more attractive.

R288 good for you.

He is quite attractive, r288.

Any shirtless or winky pics?

Do we have vid of him rubbing one out?

Did he remove details about the TV show deal because the LA "producer" didn't get enough of his beautiful uncut cock?

Ummm usually you’re not supposed to announce those things until everything is official and you get the green light to do so.

R292 is not Henry Cavill.

There is a bit difference between having conversations about a show and a show actually getting made. The list of projects in the entertainment industry that have been announced by someone but never actually got made is practically infinite. It's a rookie mistake to count your chickens early.

Especially after you let a producer suck your beautiful uncut cock.

Francis looked better than that back in the day.

He better hurry with the tv show as he’s already losing his luster on DL as it is!!

He has a bunch of meetings today. I wonder if it’s about the show they’re wanting to make for him.

Is he going to let them suck his beautiful uncut cock right there in his outdoor office?

Will Jacob Elordi play him in the biopic?

R300 , while they’re both “ethnic”, I think Brenton Thwaites looks more like him than Jacob.

Yeah Jacob doesn’t resemble this guy in the slightest, especially complexion and height and thickness.

He was on Morning Show on 7 in Australia this morning (to them it’s morning.

Poor thing looks like he wants to be back in bed.

His interview from this morning. He looks like he would rather be in bed lol. Not that I blame him. I’m not a morning person either.

^ did he show his beautiful cock?

I'll watch the interview if he did

R305, thanks, but I can't get the sound to work.

[quote] Gorgeous Australian photographer

Are any of his photographs to be seen?

Just a few. Like the one at r299.

He of course mentioned his girlfriend after the lady interviewer asked him if he was single.

R310 well, he was answering the question…

He did a few interviews for local stations also. It’s interesting when they schedule someone to film a bunch of interviews from a location all at once.

Australian. So at least his IQ is 15 points lower than people in the the civilized world.

No one likes to fuck a smarty pants.

Because Australia is so uncivilized. Spoken like someone who has never traveled.

At r312, why is he dressed like a WHORE for the “local news” interview?

He looks so happy

He looks like a crazed Joker mixed with a bit of James Franco in that pic R316.

quite big tits

He excited that he’s getting press and getting on tv. I would be excited as well.

I will never be gorgeous. I will never be tv. I will never be straight. Gay men will never lust after me.

R310 Maybe the girlfriend is a ladyboy.

Hot!

R320 Is she Asian?

His girlfriend is a girl. This isn’t Thailand. Homophobia is pretty bad in Australia.

R319 he is getting his own show.

Those overalls would work better with no shirt.

Hottie 😍🥵

Is he 'The Bottom of the Falls'?

If so, I'm in!

Great ass

Great everything. He’s a hottie. Look at those legs.

How old is he?

I believe 30

Has anyone ever seen a wildlife photo by him that isn't a selfie?

R331 he has a website

Screenshot of his cumshot:

Damn!

So his a dribbler.

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I wonder how many people look like him in that fucking coal mine.

OP does not know what "phenomenal" means.

Such a hottie. But he’s become way too aware of it. His videos in the past felt genuine and he was very open and honest. Now it’s all about his appearance.

But yes, hot.

He's a photographer but there is better view or subject than himself.

R341 not according to the thirsties online who made him a thing because of his appearance, especially the gays. No wonder his ego is inflating.

R342 I'm one of them. I had meant to say, He's a photographer but there is NO better view or subject than himself.

Actually I was being facetious. His scenic photography is quite impressive. He's obviously good at what he does.

I like his penis.

He's clearly trying for some sort of 'Bachelor' type "fame". Either that or a nice, sugar daddy.

Maybe he's trying to raise funds to staple those Dumbo-sized ears back...

his face is cute, but he should get the teeth fixed now. Would really complete the package.

Thanks r340.

I love a guy with a big fat lens.

R347 I disagree. His teeth add character to his face. Same as Colton Haynes. Sometimes leaving an imperfection in an otherwise perfect looking person only adds a bit of character to it.

That’s why very good looking people sometimes leave things like some crooked teeth alone. Average people need them straight. Very attractive people don’t.

I disagree, no one has ever looked better with gaps in their teeth compared to straight teeth. His face has plenty of character. I also notice in that weird LA photoshoot (house call anyone?) the photographer made sure to get Mitch to keep his mouth shut. Gap teeth may work in the UK or Australia where their national healthcare doesn't do much with regards to dental care. You've become accustomed to busted smiles. But if you want to make it big fixing your teeth will remove a lot of barriers.

Invisalign is affordable enough for middle class folks. His teeth wouldn't even require much work.

gapped teeth = bi

R350 good thing he lives in Australia and not America. Retard.

No one said otherwise, cunt (r352). But he runs off to LA for photoshoots and such, Trust me, he'd ditch Oz in a heartbeat if it meant a career in Hollywood. Typical thirsty Australian.

R353 I’m not the cunt here. One of us is going on and on about teeth as if it’s the end all to be all. And it isn’t me. Post an actual pic of yourself. Let’s see.

R353 you mean he accepts the photoshoot offers he receives from famous photographers in LA? Who wouldn’t?

r354 I didn't go on and on about it. I made one post. Someone responded, I countered. That's not on and on. That's a normal conversation that people like you clearly want to have. Don't like it, ignore my posts. But your response was cunty.

I didn't even notice a gap. Jesus, only the old mieskeits of DL would think this guy needs to get his teeth fixed.

R357 agreed

He just posted an Instagram story in booty shorts, sitting on a lawnmower barefoot.

I’m not kidding

Barefoot around lawnmowers, he’s an idiot.

They’re short but hardly booty shorts. Those require them to be a bit tight.

His shorts are normal.