Nicolas Fairford

Tape is so . . . common.

I thought his name was Spofford? Is that someone else?

He's always so Shiny looking. He's dull as hell too.

I love the way Nicolas adds crushed Xanax and nutmeg to his anal lube this time of year...

This bitch can't wax her snatch without making afternoon tea out of it.

He does however put the tape over his sphincter at night, it helps catch any worms trying to escape his ass.

All those branded gifts he's supposedly packing as gifts. Empty sample boxes picked up at trade fairs and from the lost and found.

she recently posted the list of people who signed up for Patreon but let's just say I think Miss Nicki took some names or reason video commenters and pretended like they signed up for Patreon.

He's. Always. Alone.

This was a nail-biter, but after much exploration and thought, Nick has decided NOT to move to Italy. Whew. He has decided to appreciate what he already has in Edinburgh.

I find Nicole to be a greasy little LUMP!!!!

r10 Italian gays are way more exciting than Edinburg gays, but the job opportunities and the money just aren't there in Italy, which I assume was the dealbreaker for someone like him who's used to the finer things in life. Something tells me shacking up with an Italian sugar daddy – which would have taken care of the money issues – wasn't an option either.

I'm right outta fuckin duct tape at the moment so this could be real useful, thanks Nicolas.

I'll need to fashion a pretty bow from crime scene tape though, cos I got no ribbon, dunno how that'll work?

Has he changed his hair colour? Or is it just the lighting in the video? Dim light doesnt really work for him, bright light really show his soft delicate skin to best advantage, and he has such a pretty smile too.

This guy is totally gay!

R12, yeah, I think if he could’ve had a sugar daddy in Italy, he would’ve moved there.

His hole is surely pink and perfectly clean.

I have to admit that I am little jealous that he can wrap gifts with no tape. Thats a bad bitch

Her Ladyship has decided not to relocate to Italy! Mama mia!

He would make a tight bottom, but would keep worrying about wrinkling the sheets.

Yeah, the invoice said you needed someone to come move a bed?

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?

I wish he would team up with Madonna’s daughter. He could teach her some manners.

Maybe he could have Jacob Elordi select the right purse for every occasion.

[quote]Her Ladyship has decided not to relocate to Italy! Mama mia!

r18 this cracks me up 🤣😂

Nicholas dulcet tones have cured my insomnia.