This Nebraska boy is going viral on TikTok because of his massive bulge

Boy?

Hard pass. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

juicy

I’d rather see his ass or pecs than his bulge.

He reminds me a bit of Alan Ritchson.

#stuffed

Dope as fuck or fuck as dope?

Is this one for the grammar thread?

Just my type - thick cowboy. I'll take him, fake bulge or not.

He's trans and uses one of those foam penis inserts.

Cowboy?

That isn’t a Cowboy…

He's wearing a plaid shirt and a baseball cap! Of [bold]course[/bold] he's a cowboy!

That’s lumberjack-wear r11. Not Cowboy.

He's wearing underwear that lifts and centers -and he's got a hard-on.

Someone put those jeans in the dryer for extra long.

The DL I know would have already found his Instagram, his home address, and several shirtless photos.

Fake - and looks MAGAT

"It MUST be true! [italic]It's on TikTok!!![/italic]"

Let me suck him off

What’s his OF?

But, it Nebraska - says a lot.

We need more proof.

Scratch and sniff?

🌊

🐄

🧵

Big nuts

Wave. Cow. Spool. What the fuck does that mean?

Seacow thread, R24. I know that's what it stands for, but hell if I know what it means!

Seacow is the poster/troll that incessantly posts TikTok threads and anything else that a 13 yo girl would ooh and aah over.

So it's

Sea

Cow

Thread

(and it's done in emojis because Muriel doesn't allow that poster's name to be listed anymore)

R4 he has absolutely NO similarities to Alan Ritchson.

Now, that being said, TikTok really needs to be shut down if a pudding-filled guy like that is creating any impact at all. And by "pudding-filled", I mean the kind sold in plastic 6 packs in American supermarkets.

Lmaoooo oh sad uneducated pathetic one. Proving the point I just made about your sad, stupid ass on the Blind Item thread. So sad.

Just say La Gordita Puta, R27.

Someone came up with another hilarious nickname for him some time ago, but fucked if I can remember what it is. Maybe it was a derivative of 'Consuela'.

He must have at least a dozen nicknames by now. I don't think even Poo Shoes, Crazy Matt or Defacto have that many.

R28 some people like a man with some meat on him. Not everyone is into the steroid look.

R30 it’s fun to reply to yourself, huh? You’ve been doing it nonstop on the Blind Item thread.

R30 I was the one that called him Consuela, and the one that came up with La Gordita Puta. (Seacow hates those both and will say "No, Consuelo!")

Seacow sees itself as some big Papi Chulo butch guy, but its feet would be in the air for any man.....well, if its gunt didn't get in the way.

It’s most likely a sock but he’s pretty hot

What's his TikTok handle?

If you are indeed the one who came up with La Gordita Puta, then I must bow to you, sir. It was and is the perfect descriptor.

I still laugh at when he wanted to meet up somewhere in the BK so we could fight. No, this West Coaster isn't taking a cross-country flight just to dodge the vicious slaps of a landwhale.

OP continues the frau-phag tradition of neo-masturbatory fawning over disinterested heterosexuals worshipped by the sad pathetic cuck incel homo that OP is.

[quote] La Gordita Puta

Placement of the adjective makes a difference in Spanish. “La Puta Gordita” means “the chubby slut”. “La Gordita Puta” the meat-filled tortilla that is slutty. Either way it’s probably apt for the seacow.

Lmaooooo that Blind Item thread. Over 80% one person

R38 I just cackled so loudly I scared the puppy!

That's hilarious to know the difference.

That bulge was real. The thickness of it and the way it moved when he walked showed that. If it had been a sock or some other type of stuffing the bulge would have moved differently.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Seacow is not a slut. Gaycel. Sluts have sex.

R41 you think so? Good to know. Hot

R6 The coming generation are illiterate.

[quote]Placement of the adjective makes a difference in Spanish. “La Puta Gordita” means “the chubby slut”. “La Gordita Puta” the meat-filled tortilla that is slutty. Either way it’s probably apt for the seacow.

Well, she DO like to eat.

r16 what qualifies as magat looking for fagats?

I think he likes women.

"OP continues the frau-phag tradition of neo-masturbatory fawning over disinterested heterosexuals worshipped by the sad pathetic cuck incel homo that OP is."

Methinks the lady doth protest too much...

I'm guessing not many people know how athletic cups look.

r48 because he's not dressed like one? Ah, yes, in frauland, all homos are fairy queens.

[quote] Dope as fuck or fuck as dope?

They have turned a verb into an adjective.

And changed the meaning as well.

That boy certainly is codfull.

Does anyone know who he is? I'd like to see more!

It's certainly not any sort of athletic cup. Hard cups always form a ridge around the outside you can clearly see. That boy's package is 100% ball sack and soft pecker wadded up in those extra tight wranglers.

But he might just be one of those guys who look much hotter with their clothes on. He's verging on the fat side and I have a feeling if he got naked most of us would be asking "who is this fat bastard?".

Is he from Homaha?

The thickness is a key appeal to some of us, r54.

That’s not stuffed. That’s either fat, big balls, or a semi. It’s not huge. Those jeans are too small.

[quote] Well, she DO like to eat.

I saw Consuela at Burger King....and she was eatin'!

[quote]Fake - and looks MAGAT

He looks like millions of white American masculine men who can be found in all 50 states, you gay ghetto-dwelling clueless dipshit. This is what an enormous number of actual American men look like, once you leave your little femme bitch bottom bubble.

There's no link to whomever we're talking about. Was there?

^ It got graylined dammit! Could somebody please repost the link? I need it for... research purposes. Yeah, that's it, research purposes.

R60/R61, it’s all for you!

r54 There's many types of athletic cups, dear. . . but regardless, the bulge does not look natural even if he were hung. . . it's about as natural as cone bras.

Mmmm.

Cone bros....

Mmmm....

Who is he??

Thank you dear R62 ! Anybody know if there's a way to download it?

What's so special about this guy? Not saying he looks bad but not worth all the attention. But Seaview and her million sock puppet accounts probably give this no-talent high viewership. I've never knew a self-hating Latinx queen to the extent of Seacow.

Surprisingly artsy IG (prob better on a phone)

[quote]He looks like millions of white American masculine men who can be found in all 50 states, you gay ghetto-dwelling clueless dipshit. This is what an enormous number of actual American men look like, once you leave your little femme bitch bottom bubble.

Oh, babe...they really don't need you to defend them like this.

Get fucked r69.

Ewww. ......a straight masculine cis white man! He's so icky! He's probably a MAGAt!

Grow the fuck up.

donnybaker_

How do we know he's straight or conservative or whatever? Not that it matters. All of them are phonies.

R70 I didn't say anything about MAGAts. But you need to calm down. The big faggot energy you're emitting is not the kind "straight masculine cis white men" like to be around!

r73 thanks but it's just common sense energy, not your Freudian bullshit.

He seems boring. If he's Republican it wouldn't be shocking as most farmers are wealthy and favor the party that gives them tax breaks. This guy is not working class, he is clearly upper middle class or rich.

R73 Why should gay men care what straight men think if they aren't attracted to us and we have no chance with them? And I can't imagine the stereotypical white straight American man that queens worship is even intellectually stimulating to be around.

r76 it's about a gay ghetto queen being so assumptive of a normal, regular, American man. So ignorant.

Flat ass.

R77 Define normal? You think most American men are in that good a shape or working on farms showing off their physique and wealth? Get real now. Most Americans live in suburbs or near cities, work in buildings, are addicted to technology and obesity is very common. This dude is probably popular because he's outside the norm. Most farmers that are left are affluent and thus resemble more of the upper class than the average American.

Oh just STFU r79.

R80 Why are you so mad. I'm American and most white Americans don't look as good as that guy. You're delusional if you think otherwise. Most famous people are better looking than average. So this dude is the average. Most straight men in general look like shit. I hate to burst your fantasy and your homophobia is quite comical too. Keep it up, giving me some good holiday laughs.

*isn't

He's wearing bikini underwear that is gathering everything up into a bundle. You can tell from his build he has a fat flaccid weiner and good balls.

Is he corn fed? Will he shove an ear of corn up his ass?

Consuela Catfish. That was the nickname.

There was another one involving the word "Mammaries" that I'm now trying to recall.

That isn't a normal bulge.

r83 nope, doesn't even look like a dance belt.

Yep. Looks totally trans and stuffed.

His junk is real and fabulous. Some of you are very bitter.

More!

It's all a matter of his jeans being so tight his meat and 2 has been pushed over to the right into a magnificent wad o' cock.

And I must say, he certainly does not have a typical Nebraska accent. He sounds far more Texan to me.

She looks like a typical fat lezzie with huge thighs and huge ass.

Why is he wearing a hat in every photo? Must be balding and insecure about it.

R38 Puta = Whore. La Puta Gordita = A whore who's also fat. A.k.a FAT WHORE La Gordita Puta = A fattie who's also a whore. A.k.a FAT WHORE

Querida.

R38 Oh, and "Gordita/o" is an endearment term, usually to your partner.

Just to repeat. Gaycels are not whores. By definition.

Growing up in a rural area, I saw this a lot. Thick, well fed farm boys, with athletic musculature from farm work and maybe playing football also, waddling around in tight jeans. The belly (possible early beer gut) and burgeoning love handles, being firm, pushed down the jeans and underwear and the guy pulled his junk forward so as not to be smashed by his thick thighs. He might have had a naturally large endowment, but all that bulk of the fabric and being pushed or pulled forward, made the guy look as big as the horses he tended.

As for this guy in particular, there are other photos on his Instagram where he's wearing jeans and doesn't look nearly as big. There are photos of him in a wet swimsuit also. Maybe he is stuffed because of the "I'm not like other exes" message.

I'm also disappointed in how flat his ass is. The guys I used to see around usually had a nice plump ass matching their thighs and hips that bounced up and down as they walked. Sometimes I honest to God thought they knew I was watching and was just working it to give me a show.

It's odd that there's no outline. If you have a big dick you can see the dick vs the balls. This is like someone shoved a naval orange down their pants. Formless.

His Tiktok handle is @donnybaker_

Why is he wearing his wife's jeans?

R102, why do you think he’s wearing his wife’s jeans?

R99, which rural area was this?

He's hot in that middle America, aw shucks, kind of way. Not everybody's cup of tea, but he's cute and probably has a good heart.

R105 I always find it funny when you guys say shit like this, because most of those very beautiful men in LA and NYC are originally from… middle America or the south.

What is your point R106. I'm not shitting on the guy's looks. I think he's hot, but understand that not everyone will agree with me.

The point is you said, and I quote:

“He's hot in that middle America, aw shucks, kind of way.”

Many of those WASPy hot white boys you see in NYC are transplants. And that is even moreso the case in Los Angeles.

I never said they weren't, but once they are transplanted to NYC or LA their style changes to a more urban look.

I like big beefy builds like his.

I like the "aw schucks" demeanor.

But, let's face it. He's a cheeseburger away from fit-fat and two beers and an unhappy marriage away from fat-fat.

Thats some grade A All American beef there. I care not one whit about his allegedly flat ass. I bet his loads are thick and tasty.

He’s a farmer but he studied filmmaking in school.

Well at some point you need to watch something more then the corn growing.

R104 northern Indiana, the mid-section, back when we used to have real functioning farms before Reagan and the Republicans killed it all. A lot of the farms with the Grade-A Prime American Beef boys like this guy are long gone and the fields are covered in McMansions and overly landscaped lawns instead of beans, corn, or amber waves of grain.

Those boys were a hell of a lot of fun to look at and watch, and I have fond memories, but it was painful to know not one of them was ever gonna grab me, take me into the hayloft and make a man out of me. The ultimate "You can look but you can't touch". Indiana has always been a conservative homophobic shithole.

Sizemeat verificata?

R113 thinks Nebraska doesn’t have internet or tv or films? Maybe you should get outside of your bubble.

If he's Nebraskan, the he's likely a MAGAt or at the very least raised in a MAGAt household that tries to brainwash him. A pity.

Dear fucking goodness. Who cares r117? The whole world doesn’t need to revolve around whether someone is a Republican or not. Jesus.

Thank you, R99/R114.

Why is OP crossed out? That dude was fine as fuck.

You prissy princesses work my last nerve sometimes.

Haters love to hate.

R103 Because they're fucking Lycra denim.

Who needs balls when you fee the dick?

Feel* too much egg nog

[quote] The whole world doesn’t need to revolve around whether someone is a Republican or not.

Meet R118, closeted Log Cabinite and MAGA member since 2016

The OP is not crossed out for me.

He looks considerably heavier in the OP video than he does in the photos from his instagram page.

R126, your settings are probably at Asbestos Eyeballs as are mine.

R127, a 75% starch diet will do that.

It’s all about angles and clothing. He wears heavy tops that make him look bigger.

Do we have a height on this Big Boy?

He also can be someone who gains weight easily so his weight fluctuates if he’s not careful.

One Hundred

[quote]Do we have a height on this Big Boy?

He's 6'2

Perfecto height!

Where is the original link?

R136 see r62

Dang, he’s hot. My type dude