Foods that make semen taste better?

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r1 we'd rather ask someone who has actually had sex before, thx

If its larger than 8 inches and wants to fuck me, I don't care if it shoots rancid egg nog.

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[quote] R1] we'd rather ask someone who has actually had sex before, thx

Oh, what a funny remark, R2. Anyway, I’m sure I have sex a lot more than you do. Seriously.

That said, aside from pineapple, I don’t know.

Right now I'm perfecting a recipe for my Fabulous Semen-Enhancing Pineapple Upside-Down Cake I'm first trying out on my UPS delivery man and my manicurist! I'll let you know after the holidays!

I had an ex who once told me I should drink cranberry juice regularly if I wanted to continue receiving blow jobs from him. I guess the cranberry gives off a sweeter taste? Just guessing.

Just passing by to let you know, gays, that green juice didn't work for me.

Garlic, and plenty of it. It works wonders in semen - the recipient will love it.

The healthier the diet, the worse semen seems to taste.

^R9 You must be joking. I've always heard garlic was a no no. Makes sperm acidic.

Ummm.......wildebeest excrement?

Sea snails.

Are you French R13 ?

Irish.

Lasagna with garlic bread.

Go blow some lads of coastal Western Ireland and report back. Good dairy, fish and shellfish, potatoes = yum.

Milk and pineapple juice.

A little ripe is ok.

Cheesy

The traditional answer is pineapple juice, with some fans of cranberry as well.

Absolute no-nos are smoking, garlic, and too much meat (no, not that kind...)

It can take a couple of weeks of dietary attention before the taste change is truly noticeable. Those wanting instant happiness, go the opposite direction: give your partner a Miracle Berry pill before he goes down. He'll think your cum is sweeter than frosting.

Cepacol™ or Lavoris™ --> make that spunk do double duty!

I read this as “the season” lol

No garlic, asparagus or smoking. I stopped blowing guys who smoked because it gave me bitter cum face.

I have never blown a smoker but I have heard that smoking makes the semen taste horrible. While not a food stopping would make it taste better if true.

[quote] Men who are used to smoking cigarettes or marijuana will have a very strong odor in their semen.

Eat some Potpourri

What to eat to improve taste.

According to Olive Oyle, spinach did wonders for Popeye's tasty semen.

Who's eating the food, the shooter or the swallower? I can see this going either way.

R24 Hard to believe that back in the day when most people smoked, everyone's cum tasted terrible.

There was a Menendez Brothers thread not too long ago. I remember testimony where one of the brothers claimed he put cinnamon in his dad's food because it made his semen taste better, so it wouldn't be as awful when he was forced to swallow it.

Salacca or Snake fruits