Caroline Ellison, girlfriend of Sam Bankman-Fried

Is that the best he could do? THat is one fugly girlfriend. Stupid AND ugly.

Bette should talk.

Wooo child, she is JACKED UP BUSTED.

His girlfriend was fried?!?! Is she okay?

She isn't any uglier than he is

She looks like a 10 year old girl. I’m always suspect of men who fuck people who look like children.

Progeria?

Her level of attractiveness is irrelevant, someone should be checking his hard drive because she looks like a child.

Dawn Wiener for Gen Z.

As my mom's BFF (a shady Southern bitch) might have said, "Her mother didn't give birth to a very pretty child."

An' you bitches call my kids ugly! This one could stop a train!

A different style of eyeglasses would help in the first step of her makeover.

She might not be much to look at, but she's not stupid. She turned on him and no doubt got a better deal.

What's with the hair? Is it for real? Is it on purpose?

Reminds me of Sydney Sweeney.

Resemblance

I always hate it when people get bullied for their looks. It's not their fault.

But dayum. That women is just straight ugly.

Not stupid nepo baby.

She looks like a 12 year old girl.

Not to mention, the girl in your class that always smelled like either mothballs or pee.

Probably never going to be a beauty queen, but a good hairstyle and makeup would go a long way here.

[quote] She looks like a 12 year old

A mentally challenged 12 year old.

She could seriously restart her life by going back to middle school under a fake name.

You'd think with all the money that cunt stole he could spring for a bottle of shampoo for her.

Is she related to Joyce Carol Oates

[quote]Not to mention, the girl in your class that always smelled like either mothballs or pee.

R19, I lmao at your post because I was gonna say she looks like she smells like cat pee. Like a former coworker of mine.

She needs to be in movies. Now!

[quote]If Bankman-Fried was the public face of FTX on Twitter, Ellison was its Tumblr equivalent. In posts on her account, since deleted, she wrote about her understanding of traditional finance (“it’s very unlikely for you to actually lose all your money”), her ideal man (“controlling most major world governments [and having] sufficient strength to physically overpower you”), and her exploration of polyamory. “When I first started my first foray into poly, I thought of it as a radical break from my trad past,” she wrote in 2020, “but tbh, I’ve come to decide the only acceptable style of poly is best characterised as something like ‘imperial Chinese harem’. None of this non-hierarchical bullshit. Everyone should have a ranking of their partners, people should know where they fall on the ranking, and there should be vicious power struggles for the ranks.”

Ya think she has issues about being a plain Jane and a math whizz?

They both look like serial killers.

The greasy hair is the cherry on top - literally.

Who would play Caroline Ellison in the Hulu series? Mayim Bialik is too old. And, to be blunt, too attractive.

I'm getting DL chanteuse Beanie Feldstein vibes 👀

R27 It’s always the ugly ones who are into “poly.”

If it were 1975, I’d cast Didi Conn as Caroline and Gabe Kaplan as Sam Bankman-Fried..

She must be hot in the sack.

Make more incel babies please!

R34 more like she’s into poly because she’s bad in the sack and will do and take whatever she can to get some

He had enough money so he could hired women to fuck who were at least attractive. Maybe it's because she looks like an mentally challenged child that was the trun on. Maybe he's into that kind of thing. How sick.

The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life.

Perhaps inflicting her weird looking face on the world was a fetish for her: slight flabbiness, the lank greasy hair, the deliberately hideous clothing.

I’m not saying she should have called Kris Jenner and begged her to reveal who did Kylie’s face.

But it’s that Gen Z goblin made made flesh - kind of like her generation’s style icon’s Ella Emhoff’s showing off her pimples and ingrown hairs on her bikini line

r39 Ella Emhoff was exactly who I thought of as well

Bette, dear -- have you looked at your daughter recently?

Harry Potter and Hagrid. Ewwww

LUV her glasses!

YASSS! Nepo Baby Ella Emhoff IS this ugly chick.

Damn. It’s too late to flush her now.

All she has to do is take off her glasses and shake her head a few times to let her hair down and she'd be Christina Crawford!

I'll play her! Hire me!

I can't decide who's uglier, him or her.. She almost ( almost now), as ugly as Hilary when she was young. Hillary, might be a taste more attractive. Not by much though. They had access to money and Drs., why didn't they get makeovers?

I’m like a bird 🐦

Pig ugly just like Gates' mistress. I think these nerdy billionaires like having an ugly girl as their main. Even if I had the resources to easily access sex with extremely attractive partners, I'd still want to sleep with someone in my league so to speak. It's humiliating never to feel that someone genuinely wants you.

Ugly types like her are willing to do ANYTHING in bed, gross as it seems.

Ooooof

Oh, wow.

She pegged him.

Oh they're both so gross. But her looking like a child is the grossest.

He could have hired a better looking pegger.

They better make sure she doesn't try to gnaw or burrow her way out of prison.

lolol

Hideous bitch

[quote]A different style of eyeglasses would help in the first step of her makeover.

A shopping bag over her head would work wonders.

I don't think much can be done about about homely face. I don't think even plastic surgery could do a lot to help it.

He'll find a much better looking partner in prison. He couldn't do any worse.

I don’t know these people.

I don't know her

Boo!

Either a recently separated and rapidly maturing conjoined twin fetus, or she's the love child of Mitch McConnell:

"It’s always the ugly ones who are into "poly.'"

They have to cast a wide net, though they aren't the only ones who do.

She's testifying against him this week but is still facing 110 years in prison.

R30 Ella Emhoff in her first starring role!

Wow R70 I didn’t know Daniel (Danielle??) Radcliffe had transitioned.

J.K. Rowling must be HEARTBROKEN.