What does one get for the anniversary of their first load?
I sucked my first cock on this very night years ago
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 28, 2025 1:37 AM |
A second load?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 23, 2022 2:29 AM |
Oral is kids' stuff. Anal is anniversary-worthy.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 23, 2022 2:31 AM |
A Tootsie Pop, of course.
One. Two. THREE!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 23, 2022 2:31 AM |
Honestly, it's not like I've remembered the date (or name) of every trick I've ever had. But it was the first time and 3 days before Christmas....so hard not to remember.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 23, 2022 2:34 AM |
I'm with R2. Who can remember the first time they swallowed dick? Not any self respecting whore. That's for sure.
But the first time a dick crossed deeply and completely into hole?
That's something of note, dammit.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 23, 2022 2:34 AM |
[quote]What does one get for the anniversary of their first load?
Herpes and throat cancer to remind you of it for ever?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 23, 2022 2:42 AM |
You get ass.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 23, 2022 2:43 AM |
R6 Debbie down is back and very repressed.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 23, 2022 2:44 AM |
[quote]But the first time a dick crossed deeply and completely into hole?
You just reminded me that my first time of experiencing this was this time of year, similar to OP and his first sucking of cock.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 23, 2022 2:44 AM |
SLOWHAND by The Pointer Sisters was playing the first time I sucked a cock. (No, it wasn’t 1981)
FUCK & RUN by Liz Phair was playing the first time a cock went in me.
Don’t remember if a song was playing when I stuck my cock in someone else for the first time.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 23, 2022 3:00 AM |
R10, similarly, I remember the first time I sucked cock and took one up me. But can't for the life of me remember the first time I stuck it in someone. I've done that a lot more than been fucked, so maybe they all just blur into one.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 23, 2022 3:37 AM |
How about two big cocks at once, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 23, 2022 3:44 AM |
R10 that's fucking awesome that Fuck and Run was playing!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 23, 2022 3:45 AM |
Yes, r13, my first boyfriend introduced me to Liz Phair AND bottoming. Learned I didn’t much care for it and have been pretty much a top ever since.
The SLOWHAND cock sucking was probably late 80s with my best friend in high school..not sure why we had the radio on an easy listening station, since we were into The Smiths, REM, Violent Femmes, etc., but there ya go..
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 23, 2022 4:44 AM |
OP = David Archuleta
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 23, 2022 4:53 AM |
R14 I associate a certain song with my first experience too. I'm not mentioning the anniversary, the year or the song because......well, let's just say I was precocious. I don't want this to become a "eww, perv!" sort of accusation thread. I knew what I was doing and what I wanted, so everything was and is fine....then and now.
As for bottoming....I remember a hookup - it wasn't my first time bottoming but probably the 3rd or 4th...when this incredibly hot dude fucked me to "I Feel You" by Depeche Mode.....the rocking motion and the song rhythm just worked together with his body and his dick and....that was also the first time I ever came hands free!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 23, 2022 2:18 PM |
R14 PS you missed a great opportunity to try it with the Femmes playing: "Why can't I get/just one fuck?"
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 23, 2022 2:20 PM |
[quote]What does one get for the anniversary of their first load?
In your case, OP, non-symptomatic throat clap.
Please get checked. Thousands of men have suffered since that day in 1946.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 23, 2022 2:25 PM |
E for effort R18, but your lukewarm, tepid cuntery was already served when it was piping hot back at R6.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 23, 2022 2:53 PM |
So you sucked your first cock on Festivus?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 23, 2022 3:01 PM |
Fuck and Run is about the self-recriminating regret and residual emptiness and loneliness from fucking without feeling.
HAF!!!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 23, 2022 3:08 PM |
The first cock I sucked belonged to Bruce. He asked me to sleep over at his frat house the first weekend of college. The Jerry Lewis Telethon was on during parts of it (we spent the whole weekend in bed).
The first cock that went up my ass was Andrew's. It was the largest cock I'd ever seen, or sucked, and he wanted it really bad. I figured I might as well start at the top. It did nothing but hurt. I was never so glad when someone else came. It was two Saturday nights before Thanksgiving.
Why wouldn't someone remember such things?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 23, 2022 3:24 PM |
Are you doing anything special with it being the 50th anniversary, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 23, 2022 8:29 PM |
R23 I'm not THAT old, bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 23, 2022 8:30 PM |
I love these stories
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 28, 2025 1:09 AM |
Go to Carvel and get one of those soft cones s dipped in chocolate!!!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 28, 2025 1:17 AM |
Is there a Hallmark card for this?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 28, 2025 1:30 AM |
Happy Anniversary!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 28, 2025 1:37 AM |