It's a Christmas Miracle: Rumer Willis is PREGNANT

Gross

I wonder what variety of potato she will birth.

I can’t see Demi handling being a grandma. Hope see doesn’t turn to Red Bull and whippets again.

I thought she was a dyke. Go figure.

How wonderful for her!

I can only hope she's giving birth in South Korea, so the expert team of plastic surgeons can start to work right away.

Live look at Moore Manor:

That's one Rumer I never thought would get spread.

I hope she doesn’t past that unfortunate forehead to the kid.

Grandma Demi will probably do a lively striptease for everyone at the kid ‘s 8th birthday party

An unmarried woman. In my day she would've been sent off to a remote convent and spent her remaining days in shame.

Oh honey, you've been in your "Unhinged Era" for years now.

I hope whoever she reproduced with has strong enough genes to water out that enormous jaw out of their bloodline.

Imagine, in an article about one on the most major events in your life, you are described as “the Charlie's Angels actress' daughter” before the reporter deigns to even mention your name.

I hope she reproduced with an incredibly good looking guy, to give that kid a chance of turning out at least decent looking.

This is what happens when Demi Moore goes to a children’s birthday party

Demi has to make it about herself.

Does it still count as breech if the baby comes chin first?

Here's Daddy!

Baby Daddy in the blue: what do we think, DL?

He’s better looking than she is, but not really that attractive.

Grandmonster!

I misread this & thought Demi was pregnant. Phew!

I can't be a grandma, I'm only 34

I can handle the body. Even the head.

But that chin needs to find another way to vacate the property.

I am not fucking around with that nonsense.

Why is it a miracle? Is Rumer a sterile hybrid animal?

[quote] "Entering my hot kooky unhinged grandma era,"

It’s really uncouth to call yourself hot.

🤣🤣R16 and 23!

The babydaddy looks a little like Joshua Jackson, but with far less intelligence. No way those genes are overriding the Willis Lantern. That is some Hapsburg shit.

So he’s an indie musician and they’re living off her parents?

Is he Richard (John Boy Walton) Thomas’ grandson by chance?

What are some possible names? I like "Au Gratin".

The fact that someone put it inside that potato pussy proves the case once again that men will fuck anything

She should just schedule a C-section. That jaw will get stuck on the way out for sure.

Demi's hair in OP's pic.

Nylon or polyester weave?

Yeah, weave. It looks sewn in.

Baby Da-da has a rather smallish chin, so maybe the Rumer-ette will have a somewhat normal sized chin.

Rumer has had her chin shaved down several times, and it keeps growing back even bigger. Ain’t no way her kid is escaping those genetics.

Eumer has/had a hot bid. I actually thought she turned pro for a while there based on the pap strolls. But usually thpse girls do better than an indie musician when they get knocked up.

Baby daddy is rather cute - especially shirtless with all that hair on his chest.

Rumer - oh my, it's Mrs. Potatohead !

Was it even uglier Quentin Tarantino's idea to cast Rumer as one of the most gorgeous women of the '60s, Joanna Pettet, in "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood?"

[quote] potato pussy

The name of my new speed metal band!

But Rumer isn't married.

Does Perez Hilton still bully her over her looks, poor girl? He must be going mental over this development.

Has Frank Valentini from General Hospital contacted Demi about reprising her role as Jackie Templeton?

Kim Delaney was a bust in the recent reprisal of the role. Only Demi can do it justice and many actors circle back to Soaps when all else fails.

What makes Rumer think she's a celebrity ?