Camilla Parker Bowles Here

Do you really want you know who to be a you know what inside of your you know where?

^ Commas would have helped that a lot 🤦‍♂️

Ya know, 'Milla, Mrs. Trump showed her cooter for the world to see ... so how about it?

Did you snicker nastily and finger yourself when you invited Piers Morgan to your recent event given the amount of vitriol he spews about a member of your family, and the timing of said invitation?

R1 everyone knows that family is batshit crazy. I ignore everything Charles says. I’m only in it for the jewels and servants.

R3 I have no intention of flashing my fanny like the Slovenian whore. But I have half a mind to call up Andrew Parker Bowles and ask him to fuck her, just so once in her life she knows what a real dick feels like.

R4, everyone knows Piers is a closet case poof. He’s a nasty vindictive bitch, a Truman Capote without the wit or talent.

Still, ya gotta keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

How much do you really hate Meghan?

Do you secretly have a Blackamoor Brooch?

Everything you need to know about Meghan Markle is detailed in Cher’s song “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.”

She’s a grifter of the highest order and found the Royal Family’s Achilles heel in dumb-dumb Harry.

[quote] She’s a grifter of the highest order and found the Royal Family’s Achilles heel in dumb-dumb Harry.

But you're a whore and an adulteress.

So really, who are you to talk?

R9, I did what I did to save the nation. Without me, there would be no more “Great” Britain.

We love you, Queen Cammy!

@r5, "I have no intention of flashing my fanny like the Slovenian whore"

Sure thing, toots 😉

How did winning the Kentucky Derby feel?

Your minion Richard Eden a Royal reporter just got caught using one of his burner accounts. Any comment.

When will you start to wear all the great tiaras the royal vault has to offer to you now that you're Queen Consort?

We want to see tiaras, FFS!

Camilla, isn’t it time you updated that hairdo? Jesus, you look like a waitress at a diner in Queens.

Yes, r14. It’s too bad that the Palace Court had done away with the Court Jester position.

@r14, I have a feeling that "Maureen Eyers" is more an alter-ego for Richard Eden than it is a burner account 😂

R15, I’m leaving them for Kate and Charlotte. My neck can’t support all that weight. Wearing those things is what gave Liz osteoporosis.

R16, feel free to make style suggestions.

Is it true that after your Christmas luncheon last week you got it on with Jeremy Clarkson while Piers Morgan watched from a corner? 😂 🤮

How big is it?

Camilla, has Jeremy Clarkson ever fantasized about stripping you naked in the street while flinging poo at you? 💩

R22, what? Charles' schlong?

Kingsize!

Ha! He walked right into that one, didn't he, Cammie?

You're a whore, darling.

Oh..... no, no.

It wasn't a question.

That's all.

Why are you so unsightly?

Your brother certainly got the looks in that family.

^ And all the booze 🤪

[quote] Is it true that after your Christmas luncheon last week you got it on with Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson is a sex pest. I wouldn’t give him the satisfaction.

Greetings from the states, Your Majesty. No questions; just wanted to say that I'm a fan. Sausage Fingers, not so much.

Have you ever had a job?

Let me raise my glass to honor our dearest Queen!

... Speaking of raising glasses, what sort of booze can you recommend to fill my glass with? TIA, Your Majesty!

R31 have YOU ever had a job, twat?

Taking care of Charly IS a fucking job, plonker.

R33 = uk trash. No aristo uses language like that.

Is it true that both you and Sarah Jessica Parker boarded at the same stables?

Are you pissed they keep calling you "Queen Consort?" Consort has multiple meanings after all. Plus it sounds soooooo trashy!

R36, hon, you really think I give a fuck if they call me Queen Consort? You can't say Queen Consort without saying Queen! ;-)

Hi Di @ R34. How do you do these days? What it's like to rot in a grave on an overgrown island in a muddy pond?

R35 are you by any chance a perv?

Hey GIRL! Love your hair!

R39

Neigh! Neigh!

R41 / R35, so how is this going to end? Will you end up trying to shove your cock up my arse?

[quote] Speaking of raising glasses, what sort of booze can you recommend to fill my glass with?

Absinthe if you’re strong

Scotch to pass the time

Sloe gin if you’re in a hurry

Sweet sherry if you’re going to church

Crème de menthe at Christmas

Angostura bitters if you’re weak

Otherwise champagne

^^^Forgot to sign above

—CPB

What do you think of all the cool kids calling you Q-Ro for Queen Rotty?

Do you wear a seatbelt?

^ Charlie, don't get any ideas, you got away with it once you're not going to get away with it again 😠

I like your style, Cammie OP.

So tell me about the tampon. Really?

What was it like being the inspiration for the TriStar pictures logo

Does your pussy stink, or merely reek?

R1 hun, who cares if my pussy stinks now that I can shove tiaras and crowns up my majestic snatch?

R52 we didn't assume you ever stopped that, once you got Diana out of the way and access to the jewels!

I need a fag.

Charles is such a new age-y health nut, how did he wind up spending his life with a heavy smoker?

How easy was it to pull the wool over the eyes of a naif airhead like Diana?

@r54, "I need a fag. "

Don't we all... 🙄

After Charles goes, how will you style yourself? "Queen Mother" doesn't really fit since you won't be the new king's mother. Maybe "Queen Emerita Camilla," like the Japanese?

^ "Queen Rode Hard And Put Up Wet" has a nice ring to it 🤔

[quote]Charles is such a new age-y health nut, how did he wind up spending his life with a heavy smoker?

Luv, Charles is a health nut in the streets and a glutton in the sheets.

[quote]After Charles goes, how will you style yourself?

Camilla, Queen Emeritus of Great Britain, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland

"Emerita", surely, Your Highness?

Bitch R62, are you a Latin teacher?

You, as the nearest the throne, wife of the Defender of the Faith, would *surely* know better. I'm beginning to suspect we may be dealing with an Imposter... -R62

Ego sum Camilla Regina, coniunx regis Britanniae!

SHOW US YOUR TITS!

^ Sure thing, sailor. Give us a call sometime 😉