Celebrity Tinymeat

Russell Brand

Brand has admitted to having a micro penis.

Small hung celebrity guys are hot, especially if they present as manly. My guess is Noah Centineo.

r3, Oh no, we've seen his no no and it's huge.

“No no” Are you five?

Brad Pitt

Tammy Cruise

Donald Trump, of course.

James Corden

Ronan Farrow

Nathan Chen

Tom Brady for sure.

From what I've seen in Speedo shots from his hot younger days, Harrison Ford is below average. I still would have though (not now!).

Despite his stans yearnings, I bet Henry Cavill doesn't have much. Between those thick thighs, a lot of hair with a pink knob and average sized balls. Not that I'd complain; regardless of size, he could still face fuck me and call me dirty names.

I'm guessing Ms Cawthorn is hung like a gerbil.

Did Joan Didion ever admit to taking Harrison Ford as a lover? He always looked hot hanging around her Malibu house installing endless bookshelves.

Maybe he was using the ole wonder bread slice trick?

R13 Which names specifically, for research purposely only I assure you.

Speaking of Cruise...I didn't know she denied this....

That is a sweet ass, but why does it look like a foam piece?

^ it looks like it would pop like a balloon if you took a pin to it.

R4, I don't think Noah Centineo looks "huge" in his jerkoff video -- I would say he is a solid average.

DJTJ is likely tiny, too. So when are he and Kimberly tying the knot, or are things shaky with them?

People in another thread are saying Nick Lachey, is there any photo evidence?

Montgomery Clift

Tom Cruise wore a Hubba-Hubba Hiney® in "Valkyrie."

^ Cruise adamantly denies that.

Leonardo DiCaprio looked pretty small in that rooftop scene in Total Eclipse. It was shot from a weird angle though.

Every time I see this same comment, I imagine Tom Cruise's homophobic dad/brother/grandad/uncle yelling at him "Tammy Cruise!" with utter disgust in his voice at a fifteen-year-old boy.

Why do you have to write it ALL OF THE TIME? Internalized hatred? Internalized ENVY? Leave him alone.

^^^ I meant this as a comment on a comment-

Tammy Cruise

—Anonymous

Montgomery Clit

Eminem

Leo DiCaprio

Donald Trump and Jr

Elon Musk (obviously)

The midget leader of $cientology, David Miscavage.

Lindsey Graham

Pharell allegedly. Terence Howard too.

I thought Howard Stern admitted to it as well.

Russell Tovey, if you've seen that weird photo of him at a party in a blue bikini.

Sam Smith. If zhe can find it under the blubber.

Princess William

There are photos of Prince William's dick and he's huge, R38

I think a lot of DJTJ's obsession with Hunter Biden is penis (size) envy. That whiny bitch exudes small dick energy, just like his fat, whiny dad

Tucker Carlson

Matt Damon

R38 = envious Harry grappling with his pathetic princeling tinymeat

There can be no doubt that Elon Musk's schlong is "tres petit".

Literally everything about his personality suggests Dwayne Johnson is compensating for a tiny dick

Ye is hung like a mayfly

Definitely Elon Musk. Anybody who feels the need to send rockets looking like schlongs into space is compensating big time for having a micro-schlong.

Peter Andre

I’ve apparently been living in a cave and didn’t know about the “2D/4D Ratio”. So now I’m obsessed with looking at actors hands trying to gauge their dick size.

R42 = MCU producer.

r48 Yeah, I'm sure Marvel is really upset about the star of another DC flop

Bruce Jenner

JFK but not JFK JR.

Rod Stewart

Alexander Skarsgård

Kumail Nanjiani

Cristiano Ronaldo

Hank Azaria

I used to work out at the same gym as Oscar-nominated Eric Roberts, brother of Julia, father of Emma, and owner of a tiny meat.

Wow this surprised me about Eric Roberts.

Brody Jenner Erik Trump

Forest Whittaker. Saw it at a urinal at LAX.

Shawn Mendes

[quote] That is a sweet ass, but why does it look like a foam piece?

Sweet ass? It's obviously fake at R18 (Tom Cruise with prosthetic ass).

All guys that are average consider their dicks small even though most of the menin teh world ar ethe same size. That's why when someone hung like Michael Fassbender comes along people make a big deal of it.

David Archuleta

Connor Jessup

Scott Baio

Prince Andrew

Jared Leto. I know the claim is he's hung, but he did a series of photos with Terry Richardson where he's just wearing white briefs and there isn't even a hint of a bulge.

Oh and while we're on the topic of cult leaders - Ezra Miller

Ezra has shown a hefty nub. Those can be significant growers.

Terence Howard

Ben Shapiro is hung like a mouse.

Sarah Porkylob

Chris Hemsworth!

Lou Reed. Here's an anecdote about him being pissed at Betsey Johnson because she cut him "too big" of a crotch for his trousers. Ha!

Benedict Cumberbatch is reputedly hung like a "baby carrot."

He looks completely normal.

Ricky Gervais has said his is. Given the way he delivers truth as though he was joking, I believe him.

I've seen the Noah Centineo jerkoff vid and he's got a decent size.

Didn't Enrique Iglesias come out as having a small dick several years ago?

Is Cumberbatch's cucumber a grower?

Because if it isn't, that's a pitiable cucumber.

My Little Donald isn't little at all, believe me it's true, everybody says so. In fact it's YUGE, VERY American. And a TOTALLY tremendous one at that. Not like Sleepy Joe's Little Joe is. Mine is just like I am --- manly. MANLY and TREMENDOUS,obviously. Absolutely fantastic.

Mel Gibson

Anthony Andrews

Andy Warhol