Messi is too damn hot!

He has no chest.

He has the body of a fish.

He does nothing for me, sexually.

[quote]I want to lick his toes

That's gonna cost you.

His swagger makes him sexy, but his face is a bit rodent-like. Better than Ronaldo's face, though.

I love his dimples.

I adored his sister on “Will & Grace”!

🤤🤤🤤

swing to the left!

How can one get any excitement from watching grown men kick a ball around for an hour.

And perhaps they might kick ONE goal.

Boludo, as the Argentines would say!

[quote]How can one get any excitement from watching grown men kick a ball around for an hour.

I didn't understand it either until this World Cup. Most of the games are pretty boring, but when you have 2 strong teams battling to the end, it's a nailbiter. The egos and the drama produced by certain players is fun too. I will probably just stick to watching the WC though much like I only watch certain other sports during the Olympics. Without the drama of the big stage, it's not nearly as interesting.

I watch clips of the World Cup merely for the eye candy.

R12 absolutely, the football players are 100x sexier than the other so called "football" players known to American only.

Midget.

....

He's not unattractive. That's about it...

Messi = Munchkin. Even the chin dimple doesn't save him.

R17= Mbappe

R18 Mbappe would have posted it in French. Con!!

Australian rules football or whatever it’s called has way hotter guys.

Ew. Fug. No. Soccer players are so sad looking.

Definitely very sexy

[quote] Australian rules football … has way hotter guys.

Aussies are hotter.

Surprisingly, I also find Messi hot.

Soccer players have the worst noodle bodies. No meat, look like those teens trying to develop muscle. Rugby players are way hotter.

Quite big cock.

Some skank that fucked him said he was boring in bed.

No he's not. Stop being dickmatized for misshapen elfs just because they dripple a ball.

Messi may be hot but he isn't New Modern Gay like we are!

He’s like 5’6”, lol. Hot? No

He says he’s 5’7” but Alvarez and Correa are 5’7” and in pictures they’re clearly an inch or two taller than him.

He could be cute if he was twinky looking. But his looks are that of a grown man but he only comes up to your chest.

I think he has a cute face. Not hot, but cute.

Fuckable for sure.

I think he’s an adorable morsel!

R26 oh well, more footballer sluts for us!

It’s about Messi’s symbolic power. What he’s done and what he represents, not what he looks like. That’s what makes him hot.

R35 I’ve seen passing references to him in media coverage of sports/athletes for years now. I didn’t glean that he was meant to symbolize or represent anything other than being in a small crowd of standout athletes in a particular sport. Maybe I missed the greater relevance. I’d happily settle for just being a talented athlete.

R34 For us? Lol they ain't fuckn you.

R35 I just read an article about him. He was diagnosed with growth hormone deficiency (GHD) which explains his diminutive stature. Is that what you’re talking about? Most soccer players are short. He doesn’t seem to have overcome much hardship, unless you consider working parents a hardship…

Still can’t understand the symbolic power though unless Argentinians of European extraction are a marginalized people. I’m not familiar with the nuance of the culture. I always thought Argentina was a fairly successful Latin American country, all things considered.

R38 Argentinans are assholes, white supremacy is pretty popular in argentinan.

He's short, autistic, and heads a head too big for his body. But he's rich as fuck so I stan.

R40 'shy but supremely talented in one specific skill' is not always interchangeable with 'autistic'.

Lio has broken Inst agram!

He looks like a gangsters henchman. Ronaldo is wayyy hotter

Still thirsting, Salt Bae?

I think it’s cute he’s shy and humble. That’s much more attractive to me than a narcissist like Ronaldo.

But that French guy Olivier Giroud was pretty hot, though, and I’m sure he’s a loud twat. 🤷🏻‍♂️

oh please, some of you know nothing about football or Messi, he is such a great guy, this picture explained it all!

It is surprising that he does seem rather scandal-free. Maybe not everyone likes him, but at least they respect him. Very different from Ronaldo or Diego Maradona. I was in Argentina recently and Maradona is treated as a god there...he has a statue in the airport and there are tributes and murals to him everywhere. I can only imagine how they will revere Messi from now on.

R46 Cringe, soccer fans are the biggloser incels in twitter. Fuck off.

He doesn't pay taxes if that's not scandal free.

R48 LMAO, talking like a real ignorant american idiot, you do know "incel" is an american thing, ever wonder why? maybe it has something to do your own stupid (fake)football culture, people who play the real football are much happier in the rest of the world!

R50 you sound like an imbecile. I’m sure that word translates fine, even if you struggle with modern standard English.

R51 vacations in America!

and Cancún! 😂

R46😭 tf why am I crying at that art when I’m not even an Argentina NT fan (Wales all the way) and I despite that cunt Alvarez’s domestic team (Man City)

Messi would be right at home in a FuckerMate video

R55 Jack will do almost anything for a hot footballer cock, even if the baller is quite a bit less successful and fit and famous than he is; so imagine what absolute filth he’d engage in for the GOAT, for the new God of the game. Acts degrading and slutty beyond our comprehension.

Tiny nipples. Not sexy.

OP I expect he has been overheated, horsing about for weeks in that Middle Eastern sun!

Why do nipples matter on a man?

Trivia: US womens' footballer and lesbian icon Kristie Mewis used to have a pet dog called Messi (now deceased).

tbt the day Lio tried to start on Robbo (LFC defender) in a CL match and Hendo had to come and dom him. peng from Daddy Jordan