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Masterclasses you would NOT like to take

Just saw that George W. Bush has a masterclass in "authentic leadership" - bwah!!!

What are some celebrity masterclasses you would NOT like to sign up for?

Kanye West's masterclass on The Third Reich

Blake Masters' masterclass on how to run a successful Senate campaign

Simon Cowell's masterclass on good plastic surgery

Casey Anthony's parenting masterclass

What else?

by Anonymousreply 55January 14, 2023 10:05 AM

Chrissy Metz on dieting

by Anonymousreply 1December 13, 2022 3:54 AM

How not to be a raging cunt without two brain cells to rub together, but it doesn't matter because my daddy was John McCain.

by Anonymousreply 2December 13, 2022 4:12 AM

Dress For Success!

with Sarah Huckabee Sanders

by Anonymousreply 3December 13, 2022 4:14 AM

Alec Baldwin's Withdrawal Birth Control, and Quick-Draw Shooting.

by Anonymousreply 4December 13, 2022 4:18 AM

The Gentle Art of Not Taking Yourself Too Seriously

as taught by: Roxane Gay

by Anonymousreply 5December 13, 2022 4:25 AM

Caitlin Jenner's Driving Class

by Anonymousreply 6December 13, 2022 4:26 AM

Any classes at Donda Academy

by Anonymousreply 7December 13, 2022 4:32 AM

Greg’s masterclass in cooking and entertaining.

by Anonymousreply 8December 13, 2022 4:35 AM

OJ's Masterclass on How to Find Your Wife's Killer

by Anonymousreply 9December 13, 2022 4:35 AM

Protecting Classified Documents, a Donald Trump Masterclass

by Anonymousreply 10December 13, 2022 4:36 AM

Aging Gracefully, Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 11December 13, 2022 4:37 AM

Losing Gracefully by Kari Lake

by Anonymousreply 12December 13, 2022 5:59 PM

Beauty, Elegance, and Poise: The Marjorie Taylor Greene Charm School

by Anonymousreply 13December 13, 2022 6:02 PM

Matching Your Foundation to Your Skin, a masterclass by Donald Trump

by Anonymousreply 14December 13, 2022 6:07 PM

Hunting 101 (Dick Cheney)

by Anonymousreply 15December 13, 2022 6:20 PM

[quote] Greg’s masterclass in cooking and entertaining.

Good thing the class is already full, R8!

by Anonymousreply 16December 13, 2022 7:49 PM

Josh Hawley's Masterclass in Masculinity

Madison Cawthorn's Anti-Metrosexual He-Man Woman Hater Masterclass

by Anonymousreply 17December 13, 2022 8:59 PM

Casting a Blockbuster 101

by Anonymousreply 18December 13, 2022 9:18 PM

Kevin Spacey's Guide to Treating Your Co-workers Respectfully

by Anonymousreply 19December 13, 2022 9:20 PM

Sam Brinton on choosing the lipstick that is right for you

by Anonymousreply 20December 13, 2022 9:42 PM

Jared Kushner on How to Look Like a Real Boy

by Anonymousreply 21December 13, 2022 10:38 PM

Elizabeth Holmes on creating a start-up, using the 'fake it til you make it' model.

by Anonymousreply 22December 13, 2022 10:40 PM

Brad Pitt's Guide To A Successful Marriage

Matt Damon's Discussion on Ghetto Culture

by Anonymousreply 23December 13, 2022 11:09 PM

Hey, Fags! It's the Matt Damon Guide to the LGBT Community: A Matt Damon Masterclass

by Anonymousreply 24December 13, 2022 11:45 PM

From Cunnilingus to Anilingus on Mother: A Masterclass With Mike Pence

by Anonymousreply 25December 13, 2022 11:49 PM

Subtlety in Acting: A Masterclass with Bette Midler

by Anonymousreply 26December 14, 2022 12:12 AM

Tips For A Good Comedy Roast with Ted Danson

by Anonymousreply 27December 14, 2022 12:27 AM

^ Featuring William Shatner

by Anonymousreply 28December 14, 2022 1:23 AM

How to move beyond trauma

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 29December 14, 2022 1:35 AM

Forever Young: A Guide to Looking 34 Forever by Catherine Zeta-Jones

by Anonymousreply 30December 14, 2022 1:37 AM

Get Rich with Cryptocurrency; Samuel Bankman-Fried

by Anonymousreply 31December 14, 2022 1:49 AM

"Ethics" by DJT

by Anonymousreply 32December 14, 2022 2:51 AM

Trump University presents the Donald J. Trump Masterclass in getting what you want.

by Anonymousreply 33December 14, 2022 3:45 AM

"Taking Liberties: A Decade of Hard Cases, Bad Laws, and Bum Raps", with Alan Dershowitz

by Anonymousreply 34December 14, 2022 6:33 AM

How to Run a Successful Social Media company and Make Money Doing It.. Elon Musk

by Anonymousreply 35December 14, 2022 6:57 AM

Good Housekeeping, by Big and Little Edie Bouvier.

by Anonymousreply 36December 14, 2022 8:23 AM

"Getting the Hardbody You Deserve" by Chris Christie.

by Anonymousreply 37December 14, 2022 8:48 AM

"It's Not About You: Helping & Caring for Others" hosted by Ivanka & Jared

by Anonymousreply 38December 14, 2022 10:46 AM

How to Play Ingenues as a Centenarian, by Gabrielle Carteris

by Anonymousreply 39December 14, 2022 11:23 AM

Vegetarian - A Life in Balance, by Adolf Hitler

by Anonymousreply 40December 14, 2022 11:29 AM

[quote]Casey Anthony's parenting masterclass

Now then. A closed mind is limiting. We can always learn a handy new tip or two if we remain open to the world.

by Anonymousreply 41December 14, 2022 11:37 AM

My Life as a Gourmand by Darfur Orphan

by Anonymousreply 42December 14, 2022 1:36 PM

"It's Not All About You: Learning to Talk Less, Listen More, and Stop Blaming Others" by The Duchess of Sussex

by Anonymousreply 43December 14, 2022 5:36 PM

The Art of Brevity - Marcel Proust

by Anonymousreply 44January 14, 2023 1:04 AM

“The Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothing But The Truth” by George Santos

by Anonymousreply 45January 14, 2023 1:14 AM

How to Raise a Family with your Slave Mistress, by Thomas Jefferson

by Anonymousreply 46January 14, 2023 1:15 AM

A Mother’s Love - Carly Simon with Ben Taylor

by Anonymousreply 47January 14, 2023 1:19 AM

From the Honest Heart: A Masterclass on the Art of Blisteringly Compelling Writing; by Kevin Sessums.

by Anonymousreply 48January 14, 2023 1:27 AM

Motherhood And Its Discontents

by Anonymousreply 49January 14, 2023 1:30 AM

Defensive Driving: Laura Bush

How to Cope with Lewy Body Dementia : Robin Williams

by Anonymousreply 50January 14, 2023 1:46 AM

Melania’s Pussy for Riches Masterclass

by Anonymousreply 51January 14, 2023 1:57 AM

How to Win Friends and Influence People, by Vladimir Putin

by Anonymousreply 52January 14, 2023 2:01 AM

How to do musicals without really trying - Glenn Close

How to Lose Gracefully - Beanie Feldstein

Body Positivity: Get Naked Now withs Lens Dunham

Heart Healthy Living - Lisa Marie Pressley

Charm - Patti LuPone

by Anonymousreply 53January 14, 2023 2:13 AM

Get Your Beef On! with Armie Hammer

by Anonymousreply 54January 14, 2023 2:23 AM

[quote]Motherhood And Its Discontents

Actually, I would love to hear Patsy wax on about the frustrations of children, spouses, life in general - all while being expected to have perfectly manicured nails & well-coiffed hair. But eventually, she snaps and goes on an angry rant about the difference between being to two-step to Honky Tonk Badonkadonk versus stumbling around on stage like some high crack head. HOW MANY TIMES DOES SHE HAVE TO SAY - COUNT IN YOUR HEAD!!

Eventually she unravels & has to be escorted off stage. The only thing that would improve it is if you threw Paula Deen in the mix.

by Anonymousreply 55January 14, 2023 10:05 AM
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