My Doctor Misdiagnosed Crabs as Jock Itch!

You’re a whore , darling

Please don't sit on my couch.

Pig.

I hope you didn’t have to pay for the visit

WHORE

Thanks for sharing, Senator Graham

Was this before or after your monkeypox diagnosis?

Since it’s undoubtedly your 8th case, why did you not recognize the symptoms sooner?

Poor thing, op.

In addition to your HPV, chlamydia, herpes, and syphillis, you must be worn out!

EWWWW even a gay doctor didn't want to look at your dong, OP.

Mirror-Cracking!!!

Nix will get rid of your crabs even though it’s for hair lice.

And how do you know that, R11?

WHORE!

As an avid NY Times news peruser!

But some doctors advocate an inexpensive and simple alternative that requires little more than a bottle of Cetaphil skin cleanser and a hair dryer. In one study published in the journal Pediatrics in 2004, 133 children with hard-to-treat head lice were recruited and subjected to a regimen that involved coating the hair with Cetaphil, combing it, then blow-drying it until it hardens and shampooing it out eight hours later. The idea is to create a “shrink-wrap” effect that suffocates lice. According to the study, this method produced a roughly 95 percent success rate when it was repeated once a week for three weeks. That beats the general success rate of more conventional treatments like Malathion (about 17 percent) and Dimethicone (about 73 percent).

Thanks R13! The all night pharmacy is no longer all night but I'll get Cetaphil first thing in the am.

Crabs is still a thing?

Get the good stuff! I don’t go organic when it comes to crabs!

You need to find a new doctor. END OF THREAD.

It’s not necessarily a bad thing. My crabs ate all my gonorrhea.

I go to the same doctor, OP. His dad is a doctor, but he himself, while born in the US, had to go to a medical school in the Caribbean.

Nice guy, but a shitty doctor. He won't look at anything. He'll either misdiagnose because he's not paying attention or tell you to see a specialist about something that should be within the scope of a regular internist. Find someone else before he misses something more serious!

Crabs is no big deal, I wouldn't even of bothered to go to the doctor. I've had an anal itching problem for over 20 years now and just live with it. Although, sometimes, when I'm getting rimmed, I wonder what it could be.

Another night and you'll be able to make some crab cakes with tartar sauce, OP!

Four months?

Sweetie, those crabs now have renter's rights.

Might as well make nice.

Thanks for reminding me not to be a whore, OP!

Yes. Four months! And it's worse than I thought now that I've shaved completely. You can see the nics or where they've laid eggs. It's even spread some to my calves. I'm asking them for prescription strength something tomorrow me. I can't wait for all this OTC stuff to work. Should I file some type of complaint with their quality control department or whatever. Oh the humanity!!!

I’m not djt but how about bleach on the skin? I had jock itch for a time & put pure bleach on it, it didn’t hurt, but didn’t work. I also tried apple cider vinegar—now that hurt! But didn’t cure the fungus.

Pics please. Or it never happened.

Well, at least he did misgender you.

Surprise anal = surprise crabs

Why didn't you look yourself? Crabs and jock itch are pretty easy to self-diagnose even without the amazing diagnostic abilities of Datalounge.

I had a dermatology department at an important research hospital misdiagnose scabies as dermatitis caused by sports and sweating. This misdiagnosis continued over 4 months! I feel your pain OP. All I needed was an oral medication (they have in France) and it would have been solved in a week.

Sounds more like lobster to me…

Eh, crabs are gross, but easy to get rid of. Shave, treat with RID, done.

Can OP take ivermectin?

Oral ivermectin should be considered for patients who have failed treatment with or who cannot tolerate FDA-approved topical medications for the treatment of scabies. If used for classic scabies, two doses of oral ivermectin (200µg/kg/dose) should be taken with food, each approximately one week apart.

R33 no because he had CRABS, which are not scabies.

WHORE

Yes, OP can use ivermectin, both topical and oral, to treat pubic lice.

[quote]Both topical and oral ivermectin have been used successfully to treat lice; however, only topical ivermectin lotion currently is approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for treatment of lice. Oral ivermectin is not FDA-approved for treatment of lice.

OP, since you’re such a prostitution whore, you’ll need to check out your back door as well. Merry Christmas.

Shame!

How could OP check his crotch when his gunt blocks all the view?

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I thought snow crab was extinct? You’ll make a fortune selling your crabs, OP!

You type fat, OP.

Those critters have lived in the folds of your gunt for months? UGH!

I'd ask if we can have your stuff but in this case....no thanks

Just FYI Raid spray insecticide works great on crabs. Spray and let it sit a few minutes, then wash thoroughly. Those crabby corpses just pop out. In my whorish youth, it worked like a charm every time (and there were a few of them).

The reason I didn't look for crabs is because they were never even on my radar. The doctors told me jock itch and I had blind faith in what they said and told me to do. I also go natural down there so the signs were hidden. And most of al I wasn't "the kind of gay man who gets crabs." You know what they usually look like. Ahem.

Permethrin spray is effective in killing crabs too, but it's very toxic to cats.

OP/R44 I'm surprised you still have a free hand to clutch those pearls, what with all the itching from your CRABS.

Shave and then use rubbing alcohol for a couple of days...it will kill the live crabs and dry out the eggs. And no embarrassing trips to the Pharmacy...not that I'd know from personal experience...

[quote]I've had an anal itching problem for over 20 years now

You can fix that.

You just need some lemon cookies and a hammer.

Whore!

OP, you are the thtereotypical public heath hathardouth cruthtaceanouth WHORE OF THE GALAXTHY!!!

OP's favourite tune must be Crabsody In Blue.

Turn around, OP! Show those hot crab cakes, baby!

You gotta let a Ho be a Ho