I'm the forgotten receipts.
Let's be an episode of Judge Judy
|by Anonymous||reply 158||June 9, 2023 7:07 PM|
I’m the idiot family member sitting behind the defendant who can’t keep their mouth shut. I don’t stay for long.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||December 11, 2022 2:51 AM|
I’m the ignorant, deadbeat person of color on welfare who loses their case.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||December 11, 2022 3:00 AM|
I’m “Da ting is Ya Honah”
|by Anonymous||reply 3||December 11, 2022 3:06 AM|
I’m a gift.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||December 11, 2022 3:09 AM|
I’m also “I be axin’ him to pay up fo awhile”
|by Anonymous||reply 5||December 11, 2022 3:10 AM|
I'm the bank statements that prove my case which the defendant knew they had to produce and yet they didn't bring me.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||December 11, 2022 3:12 AM|
I’m the printed screenshots of texts used to prove the defendant owed me money.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||December 11, 2022 3:21 AM|
I'm the beach; is that where you evidenceless litigants thought you were coming today?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||December 11, 2022 3:28 AM|
I'm the granddaughter, here to tell Judge Judy that she was absolutely right about everything in the follow up interview after the case.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||December 11, 2022 3:28 AM|
Sir, it seems you’re peeing like racehorse and acting like the courthouse is in a tropical storm. Put your dick away.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||December 11, 2022 3:31 AM|
I'm the phone that broke a month ago. I coulda proven this whole thing if only I hadn't decided to jump onto the sidewalk and break.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||December 11, 2022 3:34 AM|
I'm the attitude. There's only one of me, and I belong to Judge Judy!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||December 11, 2022 4:00 AM|
I’m the receipts.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||December 11, 2022 4:09 AM|
I'm the surprise witness (the cunt's best friend) who Judge Judy refuses to listen to and tells her to take the gum out her mouth in the courtroom.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||December 11, 2022 4:11 AM|
I'm Bailiff Byrd's soft chuckle.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||December 11, 2022 4:16 AM|
I'm the boss, applesauce!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||December 11, 2022 4:18 AM|
I'm the ever increasing strength of the light shining in Judge Judy's face.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||December 11, 2022 4:28 AM|
I’m 5’ 9” and have the body of Christie Brinkley.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||December 11, 2022 4:30 AM|
I'm the stupid woman who got her boyfriend a car, gave him loans, let him live with her rent free, brought him gifts, and now wants all the money and property back.
I'm the stupid man who got his girlfriend a car, gave her loans, let her live with him rent free, bought her gifts, and now wants all the money and property back.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||December 11, 2022 4:30 AM|
I’m the oral agreement.
Anal was never discussed.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||December 11, 2022 4:32 AM|
I'm the off leash dog that turned a neighbor's dog into a bloody snack.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||December 11, 2022 4:44 AM|
I'm the lectures Judy gives the stupid losers. Even though they will never listen to her so it's a waste of her breath, it's the audience who really wants to hear them delivered to poor people.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||December 11, 2022 4:46 AM|
I’m the nepotistic sinecures awaiting JJ’s grandkids.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||December 11, 2022 4:49 AM|
I'm what happens when you grind Judy's last gear.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||December 11, 2022 5:00 AM|
I'm the producer who cuts the checks for both plaintiff and defendant as a part of the show's talent agreement on a half hour show that will gross over half a million dollars for Judge Judy.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||December 11, 2022 5:04 AM|
If your hearing is worth a damn, give a listen to this trashy courtroom-show spoof they play on the radios inside the cars of Grand Theft Auto. The judge is an illiterate sexual deviant, the contestants are hilarious trash, and the rulings end with some form of gladiator-style violence.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||December 11, 2022 5:04 AM|
I'm the photos of inflatable living room furniture that was cruelly ruined by an off-lease roommate's unsanctioned cat. My plaintiff never saved the receipts, because who the hell would ever expect to attend binding arbitration over $38 indoor pool toys?
This show lifts the lid on the giant un-flushed toilet that is America.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||December 11, 2022 5:05 AM|
I'm the scripted Judge Judy outrage.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||December 11, 2022 5:15 AM|
I’m Umm. I’m not an answer sir.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||December 11, 2022 5:37 AM|
I am the unusual use of the word "borrowed" to mean both borrowed and loaned!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||December 11, 2022 5:41 AM|
I'm the white trash in every episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||December 11, 2022 5:48 AM|
I'm that ugly ass new hairdo that was supposed to make me look like Ruth Bader Ginsberg's body double.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||December 11, 2022 5:52 AM|
I'm the welfare recipient who is treated like subhuman garbage.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||December 11, 2022 5:53 AM|
I’m the Yiddish words that pepper Judy’s sardonic rants.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||December 11, 2022 5:54 AM|
I'm the liar who is caught within 5 seconds, but it's too late to start telling the truth now.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||December 11, 2022 5:56 AM|
I can't believe that my grandma on social security gave me a gift of $5000 to buy a car, and instead gave it to my boyfriend to buy a 1994 truck that stopped running after two weeks, and he can't get his money back, and now she says I have to pay her back but my boyfriend should have to pay her back because he's the one with the car, but it doesn't even work so she should go sue the guy who sold him the car, not me, I cant she's such a bitch!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||December 11, 2022 5:58 AM|
I'm Judge Judy's outbursts: "You're an IDIOT!" "You're a MORON!" "You are dumb as a box of rocks!"
|by Anonymous||reply 37||December 11, 2022 6:16 AM|
I'm the white-hot sizzling sexual tension between Judge Judy and Bailiff Byrd.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||December 11, 2022 6:21 AM|
I'm the spoiled little cunt Princess whose father is a cop, so she thought speed limits don't apply to her.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||December 11, 2022 6:25 AM|
I'm "you're only half cooked."
|by Anonymous||reply 40||December 11, 2022 6:47 AM|
“On your BEST day, you're not as smart as *I* am on my WORST day.“
|by Anonymous||reply 41||December 11, 2022 7:34 AM|
I'm Judy's white, lacy collar.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||December 11, 2022 7:55 AM|
I'm "because I speak GOOD English".
|by Anonymous||reply 43||December 11, 2022 8:07 AM|
I’m Byrd’s very slow walk to get the defendant's evidence. Speed it up, Byrd.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||December 11, 2022 8:23 AM|
"I am Crystal, Amber is my best friend..."
|by Anonymous||reply 45||December 11, 2022 9:32 AM|
I'm "does it look like you're losing?!" flung at litigants who just can't keep their mouths shut despite the case going in their favour.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||December 11, 2022 9:37 AM|
“And you couldn’t let sleeping dogs lie,I’m going to reward Mr. Jones on his counterclaim of $500. I don’t want to hear anymore!”
|by Anonymous||reply 47||December 11, 2022 10:02 AM|
I am the actual rules of evidence.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||December 11, 2022 1:20 PM|
I'm the dumb clucks who answers a "yes" or "no" question by going off on an tangent. It goes something like this:
JJ: "Did you (fill in the blank)?"
Dumb cluck: "He owes me this money..."
JJ: "DID you (fill in the blank)? Yes or no?"
Dumb cluck: "He said he would pay me back and he lied about..."
JJ: "YES or NO?"
DImb cluck: "He's a bum and he doesn't work..."
JJ (turning purple): "YES OR NO?"
|by Anonymous||reply 49||December 11, 2022 10:39 PM|
I'm the excessive commercials and recaps coming back from the commercial breaks (like people would forget what happened two minutes ago). My actual cases could be covered in about 5-7 minutes tops.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||December 12, 2022 12:36 AM|
I’m the black guy with no job who has 17 kids.
“If you don’t have a job, you shouldn’t be making babies”.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||December 12, 2022 1:16 AM|
I’m the little kid who Judge Judy scares so badly that instead of sticking to the story my parents carefully rehearsed with me 100 times, I blurt out the damning truth of what actually happened, losing them the case
|by Anonymous||reply 52||December 12, 2022 1:29 AM|
i'm both sides in a case about a pitbull, a missing car or any number of really poor life choices.
We don't care because no matter what the mean old woman says, I'm on t.v. and I'm getting paid anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||December 12, 2022 2:17 AM|
In the hallway outside the "courtroom," I'm the hoosier girl with two pigtails bobbing her head back and forth repeating, "It just ain't fair!" as the victor/defendant walks backward giving her two peace signs with his kielbasa fingers.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||December 12, 2022 3:07 AM|
YOU ATE THE STEAK!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||December 12, 2022 3:25 AM|
I’m the stupid woman who claims her new boyfriend almost didn’t want to date her because of her ex’s text. Judge Judy: Who showed your (new) boyfriend the text? “I did” says the stupid woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||December 12, 2022 3:37 AM|
I’m Pain and Suffering, and only JJ has me in this court.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||December 12, 2022 3:38 AM|
I'm the thousands of crosswords Byrd did on air instead of , I don't know, WHAT HE'S PAID TO DO.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||December 12, 2022 4:59 AM|
I’m Scloeesha, who knows more than Judge Judy and walks out when things don’t go her way.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||December 12, 2022 9:51 AM|
I'm the counterclaim that is dismissed in under ten seconds.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||December 12, 2022 9:58 AM|
I'm Judge Judy's icy, unwavering glare combined with tight lips - I'm lethal.
If I'm looking at you like that then you're totally fucked.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||December 12, 2022 11:37 AM|
I’m the verdict
Half the time, I’m not stated, as JJ announces “We are OVER!”, without telling us what she decided.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||December 12, 2022 11:52 AM|
R42 beat me to it! I, too, am her ubiquitous collar commanding attention!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||December 12, 2022 12:07 PM|
Why is the fucking collar always crooked?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||December 12, 2022 12:10 PM|
I'm the plaintiff on the right in the skintight dress, gold dangly earrings and fuschia-colored hair, whining to Judge Judy, " Yes ma'am your honor, we had an understanding from the getgo, the car, the apartment and the kitchenaid mixer were mine as a gift!"
|by Anonymous||reply 65||December 12, 2022 12:20 PM|
I'm the dueling puffy bottoms settling a domestic dispute.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||December 12, 2022 12:50 PM|
I'm the pile of documents the defendant wants to give Judge Judy instead of the receipts which are what she really wants. I never get an airing, but the defendant mentions me instead of answering every question.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||December 12, 2022 12:58 PM|
I’m the pots and pans that never get justice. I didn’t go to law school to decide custody of pots and pans and knives and forks.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||December 12, 2022 1:37 PM|
I'm the loser who tries to argue the verdict but Judge Judy keeps shouting over me:
"But Your Honor--"
"But you didn't even let me--!"
"I said we're DONE! Goodbye!"
|by Anonymous||reply 69||December 12, 2022 2:31 PM|
Some pots are quite expensive.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||December 12, 2022 3:22 PM|
He doesn’t have your wok!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||December 12, 2022 4:16 PM|
I'm the listening ears. People have had to put me on numerous times.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||December 12, 2022 4:54 PM|
I’m the one mouth. God gave my human only one of me. But he gave him two ears, so I’m just supposed to shut up? No fucking way, man!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||December 12, 2022 4:56 PM|
“She awared me.”
|by Anonymous||reply 74||December 12, 2022 7:18 PM|
[quote] Some pots are quite expensive.
"I didn't do seven years of post-graduate work to discuss pots and pans. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!"
|by Anonymous||reply 75||December 12, 2022 7:37 PM|
I'm the irrelevant papers in front of you. Stop shuffling me and pay attention!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||December 12, 2022 7:51 PM|
I’m the glass of water you’d better not try to drink. It’s a trap!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||December 12, 2022 7:54 PM|
UM IS NOT AN ANSWUHHHHH
|by Anonymous||reply 78||December 12, 2022 7:58 PM|
I'm Judy, instructing the dummies to put on their LISTENING EARS!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||December 12, 2022 8:46 PM|
I'm all that Tupperware.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||December 12, 2022 8:54 PM|
I'm "I'M SPEAKING!".
|by Anonymous||reply 81||December 12, 2022 9:19 PM|
I’m the episode where JJ repeats over and over again, “You have away your bird!”
|by Anonymous||reply 82||December 12, 2022 10:14 PM|
I'm "taking full responsibility." Nobody knows what the hell I mean, least of all the sleazy defendant that just said it.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||December 12, 2022 10:41 PM|
I'm the use of "borrowed" instead of "lent".
I'm the use of "whenever" in place of "when".
I'm "basically". That word really sets JJ off.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||December 13, 2022 12:03 AM|
I’m “Which one of the geniuses in your office told him that his $800 didn't buy representation on may 5th?”
|by Anonymous||reply 85||December 13, 2022 12:10 AM|
I’m the judgement for the plaintiff in the anount of $ 650z we’re done. Goobye.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||December 13, 2022 12:25 AM|
I’m clean hands. Don’t come into court if I’m dirty.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||December 13, 2022 12:26 AM|
I'm the counterclaim. I'm almost always complete nonsense. (But it's really funny when I'm the only claim that wins.)
|by Anonymous||reply 88||December 13, 2022 12:27 AM|
I’m the degradation of the legal profession.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||December 13, 2022 2:29 PM|
i'm the cunt at the bench
|by Anonymous||reply 90||December 13, 2022 2:36 PM|
I'm like, ya know just over at my friends just like hangin' out and ya know they were like all drinkin' and shit but I wasn't drinkin' cuz ya know I'm like only seventeen, and I don't know like how my mom's car got all dented and smashed cuz like somebody must have like hit it or something, but it wasn't me, and like that breathalyzer must be like broken or something cuz like I wasn't like drinkin or smokin or any of that shit, and that guy just come outta nowhere and now I like remembered that he like hit me and its his fault and like my mom should be really suing him cuz I'm like her daughter ........
|by Anonymous||reply 91||December 15, 2022 3:01 PM|
I'm the anxiety and sciatica that keep the defendant from working.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||December 15, 2022 3:09 PM|
I'm the tights and hoochy mama blouse that the morbidly obese plaintiff thought were appropriate courtroom attire.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||December 15, 2022 3:33 PM|
I'm the janky wigs and hair extensions in different colors that all the Women of Color decide to buy at the dollar store across from CBS Studios, so we can be worn on 'Judge Judy'.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||December 15, 2022 3:34 PM|
Well ya, I'll step up if it is my kid but she was like sleeping with at least three other dudes when she was sleeping with me, and besides she told me it wasn't my kid but if it was I'm suing her for full custody cause she's a white and I got five other kids and I'm a good dad with no job, but I love my kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||December 15, 2022 3:37 PM|
I'm the new girlfriend of the deadbeat defendant who's been sued by his ex-girlfriend for failing to repay the loan she gave him. I'll sit next to him and look dumbfounded when Judge Judy tells me I'm an idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||December 15, 2022 3:38 PM|
I'm Byrd who acts like his job is so so tiring and difficult and is basically as useless as a WWE referee and yet gets paid at last check over 500 thousand a year....
|by Anonymous||reply 97||December 15, 2022 3:53 PM|
So what if he's a 39 year old deadbeat with no job and three kids, and still lives at home in your basement, I WILL NOT make him pay back that $4500 dollars that you loaned him. He is your son, Madam, and that's what good parents do for their children. I don't care if you are disabled and live on a fixed income, HE'S NOT PAYING YOU BACK !
|by Anonymous||reply 98||December 15, 2022 4:03 PM|
I'm the baby formula and baby diapers infrequently dropped off at the baby mama's house because that's the way the defendant takes care of his sixteen kids with sixteen baby mamas.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||December 15, 2022 6:06 PM|
I'm the cup of coffee...WITH KAHLUA!
|by Anonymous||reply 100||December 15, 2022 7:08 PM|
R17 two strips of incandescent lights aim at her face under shelf of The Bench.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||December 15, 2022 7:15 PM|
I'm the expired insurance on the 2004 Sentra that got wrecked when Leon "borrowed" the car from his baby mama.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||December 15, 2022 7:17 PM|
I'm the one who Judy corrects for saying "tooken," while telling us "I feel badly for you."
|by Anonymous||reply 103||December 15, 2022 7:18 PM|
R97 How much is the new Bailiff, Kevin Rasco, paid now that they're on IMDB FreeVee? Did she switch to online to avoid using SAG/AFTRA members? "The People's Court" moved to Stamford, Connecticut because of union salaries.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||December 15, 2022 7:22 PM|
I'm the 300-pound woman who gets food stamps and runs a day care center.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||December 15, 2022 7:30 PM|
I believe in freedom of expression, so I'm going to dress outlandishly for my appearance in court. I'm also fucking clueless to the reality that Judge Judy will likely rule against me, in part because of how I'm dressed.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||December 15, 2022 8:44 PM|
I'm the pitcher of water and Dixie cup on the plaintiff's table which anyone hardly uses, lest they get humiliated by Judge Judy for drinking from me.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||December 15, 2022 9:34 PM|
I’m the expired car insurance - but I was on my way to renew the insurance when the accident happened.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||December 15, 2022 10:39 PM|
I'm the prom dress that someone's parent is suing their child over.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||December 15, 2022 11:25 PM|
I'm the mom suing the party planner because I didn't like the colored toilet paper decorations she put up at Chuck E. Cheese for my 8-year-old daughter's birfday.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||December 16, 2022 12:05 AM|
I'm the picture of a cell phone.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||December 16, 2022 12:27 AM|
I'm the girl who seen her friend's car get keyed by the baby daddy.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||December 16, 2022 12:35 AM|
I'm the unleashed dog that attacked little Pepper, who racked up $3200 in vet bills.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||December 16, 2022 12:47 AM|
I'm the transgendered zoomer litigant who wants my 15 minutes of fame on television. I have a neckbeard, lipstick, eyeshadow and a mumu on and carry my deceased grandmother's purse into the court - hoping to get some reaction from Judy, but get nothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||December 16, 2022 12:55 AM|
I am the letter that Judy keeps on her desk about pitt bull attacks. Judy will read me aloud in rage.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||December 16, 2022 1:01 AM|
I'm Judy's fly swatter.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||December 16, 2022 1:05 AM|
A BA BA BA ENOUGH I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD
|by Anonymous||reply 117||December 16, 2022 1:07 AM|
I'm the January, February and March canceled checks for rent payment handed over by the defendant, even though Judge Judy asked for June, July and August.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||December 16, 2022 1:11 AM|
I'm the "basically" that Judge doesn't want to hear come out of the plaintiff's mouth one more time.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||December 16, 2022 1:13 AM|
I'm the defendant's defense argument which Judge Judy dismisses as 'a lot of 'Who Shot John?' '
|by Anonymous||reply 120||December 16, 2022 2:10 AM|
I'm JJ telling the plaintiff or defendant she's "getting older by the minute."
|by Anonymous||reply 121||December 16, 2022 3:21 AM|
I’m the sushi that she anxiously wants to devour. Pointing at her watch - hurry up. It’s sushi day.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||December 16, 2022 7:16 AM|
Better, stop while you’re ahead, otherwise you’re not as intelligent as you look ma’am!
|by Anonymous||reply 123||December 16, 2022 7:25 AM|
I'm the plaintiff or defendant who smokes weed and immediately Judge Judy has me on par with a serial killer.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||December 18, 2022 4:34 AM|
I've not seen any the new episodes on FreeVee.
I didn't know that Judge Judy had traded in her Tough Old Byrd for a Tender Prime Rib.
Just remember JJ . . . . . [italic] If You Eat The Steak . . . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 125||December 18, 2022 6:35 AM|
🙈 Is it true that she is completely naked underneath her robe ?
|by Anonymous||reply 126||December 18, 2022 6:37 AM|
I'm the parent suing their adult offspring for (insert reason here).
I'm utterly clueless that my shitty parenting may have something to do with why we're in court.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||December 18, 2022 10:26 PM|
Don’t you GET it?!
|by Anonymous||reply 128||December 19, 2022 9:14 PM|
I'm the letter judge judy [some "emmy-winning" CBS producer] sent me for a small-claim dispute to which i was a party.
judy's letter misspelled my name.
and judy's letter stated the wrong county the case was filed in....
|by Anonymous||reply 129||December 19, 2022 9:21 PM|
I'm the calcualtor Judge Judy pulls out because she can't do simple arithmetic. Like mutiplying a plaintiff's share of half the rent of $2,000 for the three months they owe (the calculator tells her it's $3,000).
|by Anonymous||reply 130||December 21, 2022 5:59 PM|
I'm the BIG butts on the claimants in the first case who get a reverse camera shot at the beginning of the show.....
|by Anonymous||reply 131||December 21, 2022 6:37 PM|
I’m the New York State flag on the set in California.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||December 22, 2022 3:07 AM|
I'm the animated lens flare during the opening credits when the Judy statue of Lady Justice winks at the audience.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||December 22, 2022 4:01 AM|
I’m the baby daddy of 16 kids and I don’t have a job. If you don’t have a job, you shouldn’t be making babies exclaims Judge Judy.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||December 22, 2022 12:50 PM|
I'm the police report that the plaintiff gives to Judge Judy and Judy believes every word on it because (as she says) 'Police don't lie'.
George Floyd begs to differ with her on that fact.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||December 22, 2022 2:47 PM|
I'm Judy's scabrous vulval edges scraping audibly against each other like a sawscale viper every time she shifts on her hemorrhoid pillow.
People have assumed for years it's her bracelets.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||December 22, 2022 2:55 PM|
I'm the vet bills for my mauled dog.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||May 9, 2023 12:47 AM|
I'm the pitcher of water and Dixie cups on each litigants' table. Don't you dare even think of touching us - Judy will embarrass you in front of 10 million viewers.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||May 9, 2023 1:01 AM|
I'm the hot litigant who Data Loungers look up on social media to find out if he's gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||May 9, 2023 1:04 AM|
I’m the 47 year old woman who bailed her 32 year old boyfriend of six months out of jail, because he promised to pay her back. He then claimed she offered to post his bail because she loved and missed him He then claimed she said he didn’t have to pay her back.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||May 9, 2023 1:06 AM|
I’m the smell of large gallons of volume-purchased henna.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||May 9, 2023 1:42 AM|
I'm human trash, episode after episode, decade after decade.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||May 9, 2023 1:45 AM|
I'm human trash, episode after episode, decade after decade.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||May 9, 2023 1:46 AM|
I’m Byrd on unemployment.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||May 9, 2023 2:40 AM|
I don’t read statements.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||May 9, 2023 2:53 AM|
I’m the sushi anxiously awaiting to be devoured by Judge Judy. Hurry up! It’s sushi day.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||May 9, 2023 12:52 PM|
I’m the “loaned” car.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||May 9, 2023 1:17 PM|
It wasn’t a loan. It was a gift.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||May 9, 2023 1:23 PM|
I'm the cost of the prom dress that caused someone's mother to sue her kid.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||May 9, 2023 1:51 PM|
I’m the clueless parent who humiliates themselves on national television by defending my teenage child when any idiot can see that the child is lying and guilty as hell but still believe that my little snowflake child would never lie to Mommy and Daddy
|by Anonymous||reply 150||May 9, 2023 3:07 PM|
“Ub ub ub nothing!”
|by Anonymous||reply 151||May 9, 2023 3:21 PM|
I'm the car payments that weren't made.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||May 9, 2023 3:24 PM|
I'm the beach that many of the defendants thought they were going to instead of bringing evidence.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||May 26, 2023 3:09 AM|
I'm the cell phone with the text messages you need for your case that just happened to get broken recently and all the texts are gone.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||May 26, 2023 3:10 AM|
I’m the pile of junk left at the curb that got wet and was ruined when the landlord “illegally” evicted my owner.
LaVeetra now wants $10k for crap she bought at Walmart but claims it was her Grammy Vavolines priceless antiques…she has no receipts
|by Anonymous||reply 155||May 26, 2023 3:16 AM|
I’m the good memory that you don’t need if you tell the truth.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||June 9, 2023 6:55 PM|
Bird, would you look up the value of a 1996 Ford Taurus?
|by Anonymous||reply 157||June 9, 2023 6:59 PM|
I'm the burgundy robe Judy wears on her new show.
I'm hideous and pointless, and leave daytime viewers wondering when Judy Sheindlin graduated from Florida State University.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||June 9, 2023 7:07 PM|