The most boring, bland celebrities

I’ve always been amazed at Jennifer Garner’s success.

Henry Cavill. Sure he is hot, but the guy is so damn boring. If you have seen one interview with Henry Cavill you have seen them all.

Amy Adams

I agree that Cavill is super boring on screen. But I think his looks (for my taste) save him from being really bland.

Michelle Williams

Theo James

Matt Damon

Brie Larson

Patrick Wilson. I still refer to him as "my boyfriend, Patrick Wilson", but he's married with kids. And while he's still incredibly attractive and a very good actor...I imagine he's probably pretty boring. I"d still fuck him on any day of the week, though.

Keith Olbermann. Another one I'd fuck any day of the week. I don't think he's a boring person, but his biggest interests seem to be baseball and politics...which mostly do not appeal to me. So everytime I think about how I'd like to roll in the bed with him, I think of that and...yawn.

Gwyneth Paltrow looks really washed-out and has boring pursuits, like her lifestyle brand selling candles & other BS you can buy at CVS without the label.

Sarah Polley

Taylor Swift. Her music is so toothless and pedestrian.

Aside from all the drama she creates in her life, I find Adele's music to be painfully mediocre.

Kate Middleton

Non actors, but since we are bombarded by them, the Royal family post Diana. I think septuagenarians Charles and Camilla can be more interesting than K&W, which is saying something. The latter is basically like watching two robots. Kate’s fashion sense is that of a grandmother.

R14 I agree Camilla and possibly Chuck are more interesting than Will and Kate. Camilla is devilish and seems to have some spirit.

Doris Fucking Day

Doris was beautiful and had great style, but I guess some people think she was a square. She was also an animal rights advocate and Rock Hudson's ride or die hag. That's something at least.

Ed Begley Jr

Andrew McCarthy

Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin

Bradley Cooper

Jessica Alba

Jesse Metcalfe

So many and with social media the way it is it’s even quicker to realise just how boring most of them are.

Any of the Hollywood Chrises - they may be nice to look at for the moment but talk about bland. Any actor whose ambition it was to play a superhero - looking at you Henry Cavill.

Another who agrees Henry Cavill may be bland but his beauty gives him a pass.

And any number of reality stars. They’re all just pointless really, the housewives, the Hilton’s, the kardashians … former Batchelor contestants… again, what is the point of any of these “celebrities”

Dakota Johnson is bland, but not a bad actress. Her blandness works in roles where she's meant to be cypher

I wouldn't say all the Chrises are bland. Chris Pine is the most interesting one with the best sense of humor.

Kourtney K-Trash. Eat some gluten,bitch.

Henry used to show some personality, but that stopped not long after he got Superman. And he's doubled down since no one likes his latest "gf".

Jessica Chastain. She's just boring and cold.

Kate Bosworth

Taylor Swift (another thread topic she owns).

Kristen Stewart. Not attractive, butch, yet somehow, she's amazing?

Tom Holland is amazingly overrated among Gen Z despite the fact that he's the Hollywood equivalent of plain yogurt in every way.

Will Ferrell

Jenna Fischer

John Krasinski

Patrick Wilson

[QUOTE] R14 Non actors, but since we are bombarded by them, the Royal family post Diana. I think septuagenarians Charles and Camilla can be more interesting than K&W, which is saying something. The latter is basically like watching two robots. Kate’s fashion sense is that of a grandmother.

Boring is something the Royal family aspire to, they aren't celebrities and have a very long game to play. They are going to have a public role for 80+ years and if they can avoid scandals and controversy for most of those they are winning.

Naomi Watts

Richard Madden (handsome, sure, but so "low-key" and reclusive that it makes him a non-entity for me).

Carrie Mulligan is boring and bland in the same way that Gwyneth Paltrow (lookswise) is boring and bland. Washed-out looking.

As far as an actress, IMO, not much going on behind the eyes.

Zendaya.

Yawn. I don’t understand the hype around her.

[quote] Boring is something the Royal family aspire to, they aren't celebrities and have a very long game to play. They are going to have a public role for 80+ years and if they can avoid scandals and controversy for most of those they are winning.

In the UK, yes. Globally (yes they want to keep mass appeal) you have to transcend and become a celebrity ala Diana.

Vanna White, Ed McMahon, Nicolette Sheridan...

The answer is clear, it’s Ryan Reynolds!

R18 I felt the same way about Ed Begley Jr until I watched him in Cat People, recently. He is "adorkable".

Zac Efron