Little House on the Prairie: Spin-off Ideas

Glory Hole: The Seedy Side of Walnut Grove

Feud: Wilder vs Wilder - Laura battles her bitch daughter over fictionalized events in the best-selling children's book series.

I’d watch Nellie know best

Why Jesus love me more than most. Nancy Oleson does a different reason every week.

Not a spin-off, but the show that’s all the rage with the gingham set:

Albert Nude:Live At The Grange

I’d like to see a spin off about the adventures of a morphine addicted Albert trying to score. I can just imagine the schemes and adventures he’d get into looking for a fix.

Free-ballin’: The Secret Mankato Diaries by Charles Ingalls

The Harriet Oleson Mysteries. It's The Gay Nineties and Nellie's has become Walnut groves hottest hangout for "Cultured young gentlemen" Watch Mrs.Oleson get to the bottom of things when she overhears a lovers quarrel and a single gunshot.

American Horror Story: Sylvia

The clown-masked killer returns to Walnut Grove, picking off townsfolk one by one. (Spoiler alert: it's Albert.)

Brokeback Prairie starring Adam and Almanzo.

Miss Eliza Jane Wilder gets her own show called

Four Eyed Nerd On The Prairie

Rose Wilder Lane would actually be a good subject for a prestige series. She rubbed shoulders with many of the major writers and public intellectuals of the early 20th century, traveled all over world, and aged into a nutty, toxic right winger who ultimately burned most of the important relationships in her life. She also bequeathed the rights to the books upon her death to a precocious grifter she took on as a sort of son, who used the money to build the Libertarian Party of America.

Mr. Edwards and Mr. Garvey star in Big Bears in the Sauna.

My Father, My Pimp. Willie Oleson is forced to entertain men in his father's storeroom after school.

RuPaul's Drag Race Walnut Grove - focusing on period costumes from rural Minnesota ca.1870-90.

And the spin-off of a spin-off: The Real Housewives of Mankato.

Carrie Does Sleepy Eye

With her elder sisters married, and Albert and her folks dead and Grace even more uninteresting than she is, Carrie hies herself off to the closest Sin City to sell her not-so-green bush to all the gentlemen who come round her place, "Hester Sue's," at night.

The Alice Garvey Factor

In this thrilling and suspenseful game show, new contestants every week must escape from a burning school using only a living baby as a battering ram.

The women all die of diptheria or something and the men discover their bi-sexuality in, "Big 'mo's And The Faeries".

I would watch the hell out of The Harriet Oleson Mysteries.

Touched by an Ernest Borgnine

Every week various denizens of Walnut Grove with emotional problems trek off nearby to what must be the only mountain in Minnesota, inhabited at the top by a kindly angel inexplicably in the form of Ernest Borgnine, who tries to solve their problems.

Fucking Rob Lowe, Marrying Bruce Boxleitner, Finally Settling for Timothy Busfield: The Romantic Disappointments of Half-Pint: a tragic mini-series

It warms my heart to see how DL honors Katherine "Scottie" MacGregor. Her Harriet was truly iconic to many a gayling.

R23- My grandmother watched Little House On The Prairie many years ago and her favorite character was not Nellie but Mrs. Oleson.

R23- Mrs. Oleson as a nurse on Mannix probably just a year or two before Little House went on the air. I am surprised Mrs. Oleson is so nice to the Negro patient.