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Madison Cawthorn's goodbye speech felt like a GOP parody. The truth is less funny.

Madison Cawthorn's super short goodbye speech perfectly summarized his toxic legacy.

Outgoing Rep. Madison Cawthorn, R-N.C., hasn’t been showing up to work lately, but he still managed to end his short-lived term with as much controversy as he started it with.

Cawthorn, who lost his re-election primary bid back in May, began his term in 2020 by lying about verifiable facts like owning a business and training for the paralympics. He got married, divorced and was caught trying to get on an airplane with a gun on two separate occasions, at two different airports. A few months before the election, he turned quite a few heads with allegations of coke-filled orgies involving his Senate colleagues.

But the congressman, who once claimed he was “raised on proverbs and pushups,” has seemingly ended his unorthodox congressional tenure by going after what he says is the real threat facing America: “metrosexuals.” In a short speech from the House floor on Nov. 30, the former GOP wunderkind bid his co-workers goodbye with more cliches about manhood than a Miller Lite commercial in the 1990s.

“It used to be a rite of passage in this country for young men to be punched in the face when they did something stupid,” Cawthorn subtly began, seeming to wholly ignore any female colleagues in the room. He said he had to “ask the young men of this nation a question” but went on to ask seven questions instead — seven questions too many, if we’re being honest. “Will you sit behind a screen while the storied tales of your forefathers become myth?” he asked. “Or will you stand resolute against the dying light of America’s golden age? Will you reclaim your masculinity? Will you become a man to be feared? To be respected? To be looked up to? Or will you let this nation’s next generation be its final generation?”

As a woman, I’m not sure the disgraced congressman cares very much what I think about his various burning questions. But as the author of a book about masculinity, I’m going to take a rhetorical stab at them anyway. Because if we actually want our boys to grow up to become good men, a guy who has been accused of sexual misconduct by multiple women, and who was sent a letter signed by 150 of his former college peers corroborating his predatory behavior, shouldn’t the one setting the new rules of modern masculinity.

Cawthorn claims America is on the “precipice of disaster” because “our young men are taught that weakness is strength, that delicacy is desirable, and that being a soft metrosexual is more valuable than training the mind body and soul,” but his vision of manhood is what should really scare us. A man who lies, carries weapons into airports, allegedly mistreats women and believes that other men should be “punched in the face” when they make mistakes does not embody values like liberty and justice for all. Neither women nor men can thrive in an environment that punishes them into submission and forces them to abide by outdated gender norms. Cawthorn’s speech felt like an extreme parody of his own party, filled as it was with extremely dramatic warnings about “sickly” sons controlled by a “nanny state.” But sadly it wasn’t that far removed from some of his conservative colleagues’ sensationalized views about the plight of men.

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by Anonymousreply 78December 10, 2022 1:02 AM

His platitudes about manhood weren’t that dissimilar, for example, from Missouri Sen. Josh Hawley’s somber political declarations about young men “withdrawing into the enclave of idleness and pornography and video games” last year. This masculinity moral panic feels widespread among GOP operatives and dates back to at least President Richard Nixon, as Jackson Katz has pointed out and outlines in his documentary “Man Card.” Indeed, the Republican Party relies on scary stories about boys and men losing their masculinity in order to gin up support for policies that ultimately hurt the working-class men they are targeting with these not-so-subliminal messages about manhood.

Instead of fighting a fake war against more imaginative and progressive forms of masculinity, perhaps conservative male politicians would be better served trying to create a world that makes space for the increasingly diverse ways that men and boys are choosing to express their manhood. Rather than forcing men into a box, they may want to ask why so many of them are choosing to live outside of it.

by Anonymousreply 1December 6, 2022 3:43 AM

Miss Cawthorn is a "closet crippled Faggot". Her mouth is still Good, she can run a Gloryhole business in Florida. Just change his diaper, shove a hose up his ass to clean out the shit.

Buh-Bye faggot!!

by Anonymousreply 2December 6, 2022 3:50 AM

Apparently being a "real man" means being a liar and a sexual predator and humping your cousin. Mmmmmkay, Maddie.

by Anonymousreply 3December 6, 2022 3:53 AM

North Carolina can be a stealth Florida sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 4December 6, 2022 3:55 AM

We like men who can get it up. Bye.

by Anonymousreply 5December 6, 2022 4:02 AM

Young psycho-cripples never die... they just wheel away.

by Anonymousreply 6December 6, 2022 4:24 AM

Yeah, he just wants to normalize beating the shit out of women. Stand up and face us, Roller Boy.

by Anonymousreply 7December 6, 2022 4:34 AM

He'll be incarcerated or dead before he reaches his thirtieth birthday. Or perhaps incarcerated, *then* dead by 30.

by Anonymousreply 8December 6, 2022 4:43 AM

All these conservatards obsessed with masculinity are closet cases--Maddie, Josh Hawley, Tuckums Carlson, etc. Its 2022, dudes. Just explore your homo side and get it out of your system. Nobody cares if you want to suck cock.

by Anonymousreply 9December 6, 2022 4:47 AM

Being a real man means kissing Donald Trump's ass 24/7

by Anonymousreply 10December 6, 2022 4:49 AM

R10- And Mitch McConnell's, and Lindsey sinister Graham...

by Anonymousreply 11December 6, 2022 4:58 AM

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess he didn't wheel off stage with the Village People blaring in the background?

by Anonymousreply 12December 6, 2022 4:59 AM

R12- 😂. Coward!

by Anonymousreply 13December 6, 2022 5:04 AM

This is straight out of the old time eastern bloc playbook.

Who is bankrolling him? A foreigner for sure.

by Anonymousreply 14December 6, 2022 5:06 AM

What was the incest rumors all about?

by Anonymousreply 15December 6, 2022 5:07 AM

Isn’t he gonna get 6 figures unemployment? There was chatter Fox News is offering him a late night spot

by Anonymousreply 16December 6, 2022 5:08 AM

R18: I bet that little weasel will still have his free insurance, paid for by us. I hope he rolls down a steep hill and into heavy traffic.

by Anonymousreply 17December 6, 2022 5:23 AM

r17, I keep happily trying to imagine him as Eleanor Parker on the streets of San Francisco in "Cat's Eye"...

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by Anonymousreply 18December 6, 2022 6:13 AM

R18- That was perfect! Yes, something just like that, 😂.

We always have Half-Pint!

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by Anonymousreply 19December 6, 2022 6:26 AM

Maybe we can get George and Kramer to buy him a "new" wheelchair:

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by Anonymousreply 20December 6, 2022 6:40 AM

Putin is under his wheelchair puppeteering him with a well-oiled sleeve length rubber glove.

by Anonymousreply 21December 6, 2022 6:58 AM

To bad he couldn’t get up out of his wheelchair to give one of these:

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by Anonymousreply 22December 6, 2022 7:06 AM

Or one of these:

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by Anonymousreply 23December 6, 2022 7:07 AM

Or this one:

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by Anonymousreply 24December 6, 2022 7:09 AM

But ya are, Mads.

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by Anonymousreply 25December 6, 2022 7:13 AM

It’s kind of sad he just didn’t move to WeHo like Aaron.

by Anonymousreply 26December 6, 2022 7:17 AM

He can only ho from the waist up.

by Anonymousreply 27December 6, 2022 7:19 AM

He sure is pretty, and sure knows how to please a man!

by Anonymousreply 28December 6, 2022 7:41 AM

All you have to do to get Kyle to cum is jam a finger up his tight hole, even Madison can handle that.

by Anonymousreply 29December 6, 2022 7:45 AM

How bad does Madison feel when he can’t stand up for the National Anthem or Pledge of Allegiance?

by Anonymousreply 30December 6, 2022 7:48 AM

He doesn't feel anything, it's the smell that alerts him.

by Anonymousreply 31December 6, 2022 7:51 AM

I can’t unsee his extremely black furry ass crack. He’s also not nearly as pretty as he once was. He’s losing his look as he doth protest too much. He’s at least bisexual.

by Anonymousreply 32December 6, 2022 10:38 AM

I wish someone had heckled him, shouting "Quit that holier-than-thou act, we all saw you humping your male cousin!".

by Anonymousreply 33December 6, 2022 10:51 AM

Look, dude, if you’ve got masculinity issues ‘cuz Paw didn’t love your crippled self, go pee in the woods or beat up a dead tree. This need for these young conservatives to bemoan a loss of masculinity to the rest of us who know who we are and don’t need to subscribe to worn out tropes is tiresome.

by Anonymousreply 34December 6, 2022 10:57 AM

He was just fined by the House ethics committee

by Anonymousreply 35December 7, 2022 12:25 AM

R29 Good thing, too! He's dick sure is pretty but it don't work!

by Anonymousreply 36December 7, 2022 1:07 PM

EYE OF THE CAT, R18. But you're on target otherwise.

CAT'S EYE is a movie written by Stephen King, with Drew Barrymore.

by Anonymousreply 37December 7, 2022 1:17 PM

R37 Man, that movie stunk out loud!

Madison's hot mess of a saga reminds me of Aaron Schock. Remember when Aaron finally came out in that weepy letter, saying he did it all to please his family who disowned him as soon as he came out as a banana-crammer? We almost felt sorry for him, and now give him the dignity of a private life. Madison probably won't earn such treatment from DL.

by Anonymousreply 38December 7, 2022 1:51 PM

I so want to hate-fuck him!

by Anonymousreply 39December 7, 2022 2:00 PM

R39 You can. It's not like he's going to feel the bruises and fissures afterward!

by Anonymousreply 40December 7, 2022 2:02 PM

Sadly, I fear he would enjoy it -and that would take the fun out of it.

by Anonymousreply 41December 7, 2022 2:04 PM

I really want to "Fuck his mouth hard, cock-slap the crip Fag" shoot my 1st load all over his purty face. I want get a spoon& feed it to Miss Madison, then fuck the fag's mouth, shoot it hard down this throat. I forgot, I want to dress the top half of Miss Madison as a Nazi!!

by Anonymousreply 42December 7, 2022 2:32 PM

Overcompensating for his entire existence. Revolting little bitch.

by Anonymousreply 43December 7, 2022 2:58 PM

The amoral opportunist MaGAt shitstain walked out on his constituents a month ago. But he still maintains his fierce loyalty to Trump (maybe).

[quote] Congressman Madison Cawthorn, the representative for Western North Carolina including Asheville and Buncombe County, has apparently vacated his Washington and district offices nearly two months before the end of his term.

[quote] On Nov. 16, Cawthorn's Washington office no longer had his name posted outside and had been cleaned out. A call to the office reached a voicemail system inviting 11th District constituents to leave a message, saying a staff member would call them back. In Hendersonville, the district office with Cawthorn's name and the House seal on the door and window was dark and locked. Rooms were empty of furniture and cleaning products could be seen on a counter. Calls to the Hendersonville and other district offices reached voicemail or were disconnected. A message on the voicemail said the congressman was no longer accepting new requests for assistance "due to our office beginning to close for the term."

[quote] Cawthorn was in Florida on Nov. 16, one of the few − and possibly only − members of Congress, according to Business Insider, who attended former President Donald Trump's announcement that he would seek the office again in 2024.

[quote] "I want a president who people are terrified of, who's going to push people out of the way when he's walking up because he's the United States of frickin' America. He represents every single one of us," Cawthorn said.

[quote] Though the congressman did offer a caveat to his otherwise strong statement of support, saying he would "follow this man till the day I die, you know, barring some terrible information."

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by Anonymousreply 44December 7, 2022 4:23 PM

Republicans are not leaders. They are imperial overlords. They don't want to do any work. They want YOU to do THEIR work for them. Jesus Fucking Christ he made a pilgrimage to Hitler's house.

by Anonymousreply 45December 7, 2022 4:29 PM

Paraplegic, pathetic and shit.

This is what you call Cawthorn

Can’t strut your stuff!

We’ve had enough!

by Anonymousreply 46December 7, 2022 4:39 PM

A boy pretending to be a man conjuring notions of what a man is.

by Anonymousreply 47December 7, 2022 4:39 PM

can i punch him now?

he did something stupid w/ his speech

by Anonymousreply 48December 7, 2022 4:57 PM

‘All I want for Xmas is Yooouuuuuuu’

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by Anonymousreply 49December 7, 2022 6:07 PM

Maybe Maddie and Ye can get together for some fuck sessions while praising Hitler. Do they make Hitler sex costumes?

by Anonymousreply 50December 7, 2022 6:41 PM

Someone should roll his Nazi ass off of a cliff.

by Anonymousreply 51December 7, 2022 7:39 PM

Miss Madison is "better off alive" being Half a man!!

Can you imagine the PAIN she in. half his body is DEAD with the disgusting shit thats cumming out of his body. the smells. having to have his diaper changed several times a day.

It's more fun watching Miss Madison slowly decay!!

by Anonymousreply 52December 8, 2022 2:34 PM

Is there a scat troll on this thread?

by Anonymousreply 53December 8, 2022 2:45 PM

Hilarious to me that if Maddie were whole and healthy, every old fag on DL would be dreaming about fucking him.

by Anonymousreply 54December 8, 2022 10:35 PM

R54 I certainly wouldn’t fuck him.

Lowering yourself to the level of having sex with any conservative is as disgusting as bestiality.

by Anonymousreply 55December 8, 2022 10:46 PM

R55 Looking like that, he probably has a beastly horsecock

by Anonymousreply 56December 8, 2022 11:10 PM

R56 his dick is as useless as his appendix

by Anonymousreply 57December 8, 2022 11:17 PM

To R54...if he was a "whole, man."-it would be different story. The olde fags wouldn't have a chance with fucking him.

Miss Madison mouth works fine!!

by Anonymousreply 58December 9, 2022 1:11 AM

R58 True, he'd be busy date-raping and impregnating as many women as possible.

by Anonymousreply 59December 9, 2022 11:21 AM

People vote for this clown- that’s what gets me.

by Anonymousreply 60December 9, 2022 12:30 PM

Repugs have been electing clowns guaranteed to vote as they are told for quite some time

Finally, the American public is catching on to them.

by Anonymousreply 61December 9, 2022 12:42 PM

Learn how to read and study communications.

Hawthorn is prettier than Tuck the Cuck and can read from a teleprompter too.

by Anonymousreply 62December 9, 2022 1:19 PM

He needs extensive therapy. The guns, the Nazi worship and the ridiculous rhetoric are all signs of PTSD. He has never recovered from the trauma of his car accident and its life-altering consequences. No way is this guy fit for public office. I would pity him if he weren't so noxious.

by Anonymousreply 63December 9, 2022 1:59 PM

He seems to be leaving before he gets thrown in jail or disgraced for carrying on with a man. No wonder his wife divorced him so soon.

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by Anonymousreply 64December 9, 2022 6:47 PM

R38 Schock and Cawthorn are nothing alike.

by Anonymousreply 65December 9, 2022 6:50 PM

I don’t think he’s all that good looking at all. And he lies a lot. His constant lying and his constant talking too much and exposing more than he should led to his downfall.

by Anonymousreply 66December 9, 2022 6:52 PM

I would rather fuck a rattlesnake than a republican.

by Anonymousreply 67December 9, 2022 6:55 PM

"He has never recovered from the trauma of his car accident and its life-altering consequences."

By all accounts, Madison Cawthorn was an unmitigated asshole long before his accident.

The only difference was post-accident, nobody would bust him in his face for all the crap that came out of his piehole. It's not polite to hit wheelchair bound people regardless of how big of assholes they are.

by Anonymousreply 68December 9, 2022 7:00 PM

He was worse before the accident. Didn’t people who went to college with him say he was arrogant and an absolute pig? He was a very typical bro-douche who was arrogant and cocky and treated girls like hole access and nothing more.

by Anonymousreply 69December 9, 2022 7:02 PM

First, the outgoing rightwing lawmaker from North Carolina was just cleared of having an “improper relationship” with his male staffer. You know? The one whose crotch he grabbed on camera.

I think they got that backward in the article posted @R66 Did Imissed something?

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by Anonymousreply 70December 9, 2022 8:27 PM

R69 He was still in high school when he had the accident. And he only attended college for less than one year.

But yes, he was a prick and a near-rapist in that window of time. He merely did so from a wheelchair.

by Anonymousreply 71December 9, 2022 8:32 PM

R70 it’s a shitty article that gets the groping wrong, you are right, and reports nothing new. Also although Smith was said by Maddie to be his first cousin, Smith corrected it to second cousin, which no one disputes.

by Anonymousreply 72December 10, 2022 12:05 AM

He’s only 27 and already you can see the evil on his face

by Anonymousreply 73December 10, 2022 12:13 AM

I suspect Maddie said first cousin cause he doesn’t grasp basic concepts and can’t reason logically. Cousin Stephen at least got a BA from Western Carolina University. He’s the smart one in that relationship.

by Anonymousreply 74December 10, 2022 12:15 AM

Does Western Carolina University exist on the border of two states? How can it not be north or south?

by Anonymousreply 75December 10, 2022 12:20 AM

It’s in western North Carolina. The Appalachian part of the state and contains the small Cherokee reservation. I doubt Cousin Stephen is an enrolled Cherokee but he’s definitely a white Appalachian/Cherokee blend. I think he’s cuter than Maddie.

by Anonymousreply 76December 10, 2022 12:25 AM

^ that compact smooth brown body.

by Anonymousreply 77December 10, 2022 1:00 AM

Only First Cousins matter

[quote] As for the investigation into Cawthorn's relationship with a staff member, the staffer at issue told investigators that he is Cawthorn's second cousin. House rules or law related to nepotism apply to first cousins, the report said. The staffer was hired as Cawthorn's scheduler and assisted him with his disability. Cawthorn uses a wheelchair after being partially paralyzed from a car accident as a teenager.

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