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Will Todd Chrisley survive prison?

I can't see him lasting 12 years. Julie seems tough enough, but Todd is too fragile.

by Anonymousreply 74January 27, 2023 6:02 PM

What exactly did they do?

by Anonymousreply 1December 5, 2022 5:41 PM

There is no doubt in my mind this man is a big MO and might have the time of his life.

by Anonymousreply 2December 5, 2022 5:42 PM

R1 Took out loans using false names and businesses. Fraud. 30 million.

by Anonymousreply 3December 5, 2022 5:45 PM

Why did he have his own TV show? He seems like a nonentity to me. I only saw a minute or two here and there and did not get the appeal.

by Anonymousreply 4December 5, 2022 5:47 PM

I remember when his reality show started. I'd never heard of him and wondered how and why he had a show. I still can't figure it out. Was he "someone"?

by Anonymousreply 5December 5, 2022 5:47 PM

He's Charlie Nobody, that's who!

by Anonymousreply 6December 5, 2022 5:49 PM

It's a country club. Sunday brunch?

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by Anonymousreply 7December 27, 2022 7:34 PM

Couldn't happen to a more deserving douche.

by Anonymousreply 8December 27, 2022 7:38 PM

Why do you care, OP?

by Anonymousreply 9December 27, 2022 7:45 PM

He's not spending the next 10 years at Riker's. Sounds more like boot camp. With communal showers and a gym. She'll be fine.

by Anonymousreply 10December 27, 2022 7:58 PM

The whole situation makes you wonder who will take care of son Grayson (16) and granddaughter Chloe (10). Faye likely isn't up to it; Savannah (25) and Chase (26) are too immature, although I suppose they might do in a pinch. Who does that leave?

(OT: My favorite "character" on the show was Savannah's hockey stud, Nic, who apparently is no longer in the picture.)

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by Anonymousreply 11December 27, 2022 8:09 PM

[quote] Chrisley could pick up a new hobby or two during his stay.

That’s if he’s lucky. An untreatable STD or two is more likely.

by Anonymousreply 12December 27, 2022 8:19 PM

[quote]My favorite "character" on the show was Savannah's hockey stud, Nic

What a surprise.

by Anonymousreply 13December 28, 2022 10:51 PM

Will they be allowed to attend Chase's wedding?

by Anonymousreply 14December 28, 2022 11:12 PM

This "prison" is little more than a dormitory with a yellow "stripe" painted at the edge of the property (all the way around the property)......if you cross the yellow line, that was an escape attempt.......if you are not in your dorm during roll call, that is an escape attempt.....otherwise it is kind of like living in a public housing development with a bunch of guys you don't know....and eating horrible, horrible hospital food.......it will be a HUGE change of lifestyle for him........he WILL NOT enjoy it one bit......

by Anonymousreply 15December 28, 2022 11:29 PM

He'll do less than half that time with parole and good behavior OP.

by Anonymousreply 16December 28, 2022 11:45 PM

R16 Doesn't Federal prison require at least 85% of the sentence to be complete, even with parole and good behaviour?

by Anonymousreply 17December 28, 2022 11:58 PM

[quote] There is no doubt in my mind this man is a big MO and might have the time of his life.

He's definitely gay. Federal prison sounds like easy time. I sometimes work with inmates in state jail / state prison and that's a different story. It's the length of time that will get to him.

No hair dye, no Botox, no fillers, no more cosmetic dentistry.

He might end up losing weight and getting in shape, though.

by Anonymousreply 18December 29, 2022 12:10 AM

R17. That is correct. He will not be out in a year or two. He must serve 85% of his sentence.

by Anonymousreply 19December 29, 2022 1:11 AM

Country Club Prison. Even his lawyer said the other day "If I had to go to prison, Todds is the one I would choose". Nightline mopped them up last week.

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by Anonymousreply 20January 20, 2023 1:31 AM

[quote]r6 He's Charlie Nobody, that's who!

I’m tired of hearing about how great Dr. Phil is!

by Anonymousreply 21January 20, 2023 1:37 AM

They should have called the show, "My Gay Dad".

by Anonymousreply 22January 20, 2023 1:38 AM

Is there a difference between buff and prison buff?

by Anonymousreply 23January 20, 2023 2:24 AM

Christ, he ugly and gay as the day is long.

by Anonymousreply 24January 20, 2023 4:02 AM

R24. Without Botox for the next 12 years he's about to get alot uglier. Curious as to why the wife was assigned to a medical facility/prison camp at the last minute.

by Anonymousreply 25January 20, 2023 4:27 PM

Because she's a rich white bitch and had a fake mental breakdown. If she were a poor black ho she would have arrived at prison on time.

by Anonymousreply 26January 20, 2023 7:58 PM

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

by Anonymousreply 27January 20, 2023 8:01 PM

I've noticed in the past few weeks that reruns of their ridiculous TV show have stopped on E and Bravo.

by Anonymousreply 28January 23, 2023 2:34 AM

Rape can happen in all prisons...

by Anonymousreply 29January 23, 2023 2:55 AM

His ass is bout to be torn up. Ain't no lube in jail either. His prison name is Fifi.

by Anonymousreply 30January 23, 2023 3:38 AM

How does one take out a loan using false names. They essentially had to be stealing innocent people's social security numbers. And if so they should be locked away for life.

by Anonymousreply 31January 23, 2023 5:12 AM

R30, The prison he is going to men don't get raped.

by Anonymousreply 32January 23, 2023 5:18 AM

Yes, and perversely the freaking fuck will have every fucking network after him for a reality show. He is SO freaking gay. That will be part of his comeback shit. Look for him to to go through a self-discovery of gayness as part of the comeback when he gets out in a year.

Yes, that's right. He will be out sometime in 2024, and out of the closet also.

by Anonymousreply 33January 23, 2023 5:23 AM

R33, you've nailed it. That's exactly how this will play out.

by Anonymousreply 34January 23, 2023 5:43 AM

R32 what about consensual homosex?

by Anonymousreply 35January 23, 2023 5:48 AM

R5, I think the whole shtick was that this big flamboyant millionaire was married to a woman with a shit load of kids. And then the southern thing gave it twist, like is he gay or just a Nellie southern dude. He had that larger than life personna, and networks saw something they thought, in my opinion, would be like the next Kardashians or Nick and Jessica.

by Anonymousreply 36January 23, 2023 5:50 AM

R35, Likely. That goes in all prisons or any setting where men, regardless of orientation, are unable to have access to women.

by Anonymousreply 37January 23, 2023 5:51 AM

R13 Savannah has been given the kids

by Anonymousreply 38January 23, 2023 6:08 AM

I see an unsupervised Grayson going off the deep end . He really didn't want to be a part of the show, but, as a small child, had no choice. Too bad, because he is the only Chrisley who is not an attention-seeking whore.

by Anonymousreply 39January 23, 2023 12:35 PM

R30 You can't rape the willing, honey.

by Anonymousreply 40January 23, 2023 12:40 PM

R33 Maybe he'll transition to a woman in that reality show. Call it "Belle of the No Balls". He can run around saying things like "fiddle dee dee" and fanning himself like Aunt Pitty Pat.

by Anonymousreply 41January 23, 2023 12:45 PM

For the hundredth time: It’s a federal sentence and he has to serve 85% of it before he can even be considered for release. He won’t have a new reality show within a year, but maybe in 10 years.

by Anonymousreply 42January 23, 2023 12:47 PM

It goes on in all prisons, boarding schools, all male colleges and the military. Todd is open for business! He will love getting that regular dick so much he'll never even be able to pretend to like pussy ever again.

by Anonymousreply 43January 23, 2023 12:47 PM

Maybe he will win an appeal. I want a new series where they are dirt poor and the kids have to work and they have to live in squalor.

by Anonymousreply 44January 23, 2023 12:49 PM

I bet Louis Theroux will do a show about them.

by Anonymousreply 45January 23, 2023 12:58 PM

Why should the kids have to suffer?

by Anonymousreply 46January 23, 2023 12:59 PM

No more filming Chase in the shower for Todd.

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by Anonymousreply 47January 23, 2023 1:18 PM

Tod Chrisley will be in this country club of a prison for at least ten years and 73 days. This means that he will be eligible for parole no sooner than March 31, 2033.

It's an easy prison he's going to, but that's a long time to be away.

He deserves it.

by Anonymousreply 48January 23, 2023 1:21 PM

Todd is too ugly to be raped. He may have dalliances with other fat Mos. Guys who are raped in prison are small or femme like.

by Anonymousreply 49January 23, 2023 1:48 PM

No one gets raped at FPC Pensacola.

They do offer intramural sports, weight training and fitness, music, and crafts. Inmates can also play racquetball, bocce ball, and horseshoes. Movies are shown weekly in the camp's theaters.

by Anonymousreply 50January 23, 2023 1:56 PM

Funny story, when Bey first came out as a solo artist that fall she was doing a show in NYC. My mom's old boss used to be involved in concert promotion, shows what have you. He said Bey was all giggles and smiles, seemingly this shy girl next door. He went up to her and started singing, 🎶 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and there like 🎶. Anyways she rolled her eyes and walked away seething. He thought that Kelis song was her. He didn't know better; he was a middle aged white man in the early aughts.

by Anonymousreply 51January 23, 2023 2:14 PM

Omg DL is going to ban me for mixing up my threads. This stupid trash Samsung. I'm getting a google phone. IPhones are trash too.

by Anonymousreply 52January 23, 2023 2:17 PM

"I would never have sex with Mark Braddock, he looks like a toad."

Isn't this kind of like the Oscar Wilde defense: "I didn't kiss him because he was ugly."

by Anonymousreply 53January 23, 2023 3:47 PM

R46 My guess is the kids need to suffer because they are spoiled, worthless pieces of shit. Now, that is not entirely their fault. They got a damn side show carnie act as parents. But a bit of good ol' suffering will do them good. Maybe they will amount to something on their own someday. But only if they work hard. Time to wake up and smell that mothafucking coffee, Chrisley family.

by Anonymousreply 54January 24, 2023 2:13 AM

He’ll be the Cellblock Bossy Bottom.

by Anonymousreply 55January 24, 2023 2:20 AM

[quote]Maybe he will win an appeal. I want a new series where they are dirt poor and the kids have to work and they have to live in squalor.

You do realize if they are actually on a reality show they are getting paid, and not minimum wage.

by Anonymousreply 56January 24, 2023 8:13 AM

I wonder if he'll grow tits in prison like Richard Speck.

"Ah look Savannah, yew no longuh got thee nye-cest rack in thee famly."

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by Anonymousreply 57January 24, 2023 10:42 AM

[quote][R46] My guess is the kids need to suffer because they are spoiled, worthless pieces of shit.

Which one is a piece of shit, the 16 yr old or the 10 yr old?

by Anonymousreply 58January 24, 2023 1:34 PM

R58 All of the children.

by Anonymousreply 59January 24, 2023 9:42 PM

He will be out in 2024. Fact.

by Anonymousreply 60January 25, 2023 4:02 AM

[quote]r50 No one gets raped at FPC Pensacola. They do offer intramural sports, weight training and fitness, music, and crafts. Inmates can also play racquetball, bocce ball, and horseshoes. Movies are shown weekly in the camp's theaters.

Why do prisons like that even exist?

by Anonymousreply 61January 25, 2023 5:53 AM

[quote]All of the children.

The twink seems to be the only non-fake one of the bunch.

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by Anonymousreply 62January 25, 2023 11:07 AM

Oh, and FPC Pensacola also has a Sunday brunch.

No kidding.

by Anonymousreply 63January 25, 2023 12:39 PM

I know plenty of people living on the streets of Boston who would find FPC Pensacola a luxury getaway.

by Anonymousreply 64January 25, 2023 12:40 PM

Idiot at R64.

Sure. She knows "plenty" of people living on the streets.

What a poser. Every breath it takes.

by Anonymousreply 65January 25, 2023 1:22 PM

R65, care to say anything else? You don't think I know "plenty" of people living on the streets?

It's 'poseur' by the way.

Really, you're the idiot. But I'm dying to hear more.

by Anonymousreply 66January 25, 2023 2:25 PM

Also, R65, using 'she' and then 'it' shows was a little girly bitch you are.

Now answer my question above.

by Anonymousreply 67January 25, 2023 2:28 PM

Anyone hear how he's doing? Are the cakes acceptable at the afternoon tea?

by Anonymousreply 68January 26, 2023 3:54 PM

He'll enjoy playing "train" in prison...He can make some knee pads during arts and craft class!

by Anonymousreply 69January 26, 2023 4:02 PM

[quote] Why did he have his own TV show?

Because a large percentage of TV viewers in the US are lovers of shit programming.

by Anonymousreply 70January 26, 2023 5:09 PM

My prediction is that they will divorce at some point. If you can divorce a spouse while you and the spouse are both in prison they'll probably split up in a couple of years. Face it, once she gets out of prison she's not going to wait years more for him.

by Anonymousreply 71January 26, 2023 5:12 PM

He'll not only survive......he will THRIVE!

by Anonymousreply 72January 26, 2023 7:20 PM

If he hasn't already, he'll soon be flitting around the prison yard singing "yummy yummy yummy, I got cum in my tummy"

by Anonymousreply 73January 26, 2023 9:19 PM

It won't be long before Todd will need a support garment to hold his prolapsed poonanny. Maybe wearing a jock strap backwards will give him the support he'll need.

by Anonymousreply 74January 27, 2023 6:02 PM
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