Jack Schlossberg already getting that Eunice Kennedy look

25 going on 60. This family has done more to banish sunscreen and moisturizer from their homes than they have flavor of the week side piece.

Le Hideux.

chirst he looks ancient.

AIDS face

Lighting is everything.

All the money in the world and you look like that!

Jesus fucking Christ that’s sad.

he has the same shape mouth and teeth as Jackie, but when she was about 50

All Kennedy's spend their youth frolicking on the beaches of Hyannis and Martha's Vineyard etc. it catches up with them.

#Kennedys

R9 All of his youth? He's only 25. That's some advanced aging.

Where are the pics of his sisters?

Definite gay voice and fey demeanor.

He’s actually 29 as he was born in 1993.

This is him from a different angle on the same day.

He’s fine. He sends his love.

Oh, dear.

His cousin Conor is hotter.

Wow. What the fuck?!

So Jewy

I think he’s one of the people that people think is gay…and then out of nowhere becomes engaged to a woman…and no one says anything.

He is....not cute

I think he looks cute in R16

@r17, That's the Kennedy that Taylor Swift used to stalk...

He looks like a monster.

Geez, he was relatively handsome and used to garner comparisons to his uncle John.

WTF happened.

R23, He also went to fight in the Ukraine without informing his family.

R22, I assume you are talking about Connor. Agree that his face in the running picture is no way as good looking as that one in the Swift article but maybe just a bad photo day.

Bitch don't hold a candle to Uncle Jr.

Oy vey.

What happened??

Genetics and sun damage happened.

Looks very Jewish..

He's also underweight. Body dysmorphia? He should have more fat cells in his face at that age. He either exercises too vigorously or doesn't eat enough bad carbs.

He's still very handsome and has beautiful hair.

[r33] maybe he is gay then!!

Schlossberg looks just like his father with the Kennedy hair. He’s only 29.

Conor is handsome except for his protruding ears.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

^ Conor’s mother, the late Mary Kennedy.

I’m tired of all the comparisons of every member of the Kennedy family’s appearance to the late JFK, Jr. He had the “benefit” of dying relatively young at 38. It’s highly likely he would have hit the wall just as hard past 40.

WTF happened to Jack? He was handsome just 5 years ago. Just 3 years ago.

Damn. Connor is hot

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner.

He dresses badly.

If he has political ambitions, Jack Schlossberg ought to Mountbatten his name and go by John Castlemount. It’d be much more evocative of Camelot.

He was very handsome and very charming in the R12 video. He seems like a very decent, down to earth guy. His grandparents would be proud.

Isn’t Connor kind of slow? I think he was a 19 year old high school junior.

The Princess of Wales is used to looking at that old hag Camilla. I’m sure she wasn’t too bothered by Jack at OP.

He is okay. He just needs to address the smile lines. Plus, he will be 30 in January. As long as he stays slim, he is fixable. The hair is going nowhere.

[quote] Looks very Jewish

So...his dick is cut?

He's too thin. That ages one's face badly.

More Anthony Weiner than Eunice

I'd eat his ass.

I sort of see John Kerry in that photo.

No normal person has eyes like that at 29.

Wow, he's hit the wall HARD! Why do they all look like a family of crypt keepers?

Didn't JFK's Addison's disease and medications keep his face filled out? "By the time Kennedy entered the White House, his face has the puffy quality often associated with long-term cortisone use." That is, the President didn't really have a "natural" Kennedy look inherited from Joe and Rose, unlike the rest of the descendants.

R51 That seems to be your go-to, which is odd and disturbing. Would you also eat Hitler’s ass? Dahmer’s ass? We know you already made an overt offer to rim the awful Aaron Schock.

The comment this replies to is from DL pariah Brooklyn Seacow, Queerty-certified Schock stalker. Important to know the origins of Seacow’s Schock vendetta. Here’s a choice except from Queerty article linked below.

“Montan.ez then says that, coming from a conservative family himself, he totally understands Schock’s struggle… He immediately follows that message with a post script that reads: ‘This may be inappropriate but you have a very edible ass. Just needed to say that. I’m very impressed.’ To which Schock answers by saying he doesn’t hang out in West Hollywood… Montan.ez responds: ‘I would eat that up like it’s my final meal… Just being honest. I love eating ass and yours is my type….’”

Would you be happier working hell’s death row, eating deplorable ass as your “final meal,” as you messaged Aaron Schock and was chronicled in the mainstream article at the link, DL pariah Brooklyn Seacow?

Cringe from beginning to end. #KYSeacow

R56 Said link.

R46, rhere are many I'd eat his ass posters. Calm your tits- it's a DL joke.

And fuck yourself. Someone has to.

He's too thin. That ages one's face badly.

Speak for yourself, fag.

No one in that family inherited Jackie's style and great taste in clothing.

He couldn’t get a haircut before this event? Great hair but it’s a hot mess.

Kennedys are all teeth and hair; Jack is all nose and hair, totally fug.

With all that money, he should get a nose job.

Any least his hand isn't up his nose fishing for turtles.

How come none of them get Botox or fillers? They are people who truly need it.

R64 That’s a good question. His smiles lines will only get worse.

Eunice’s face eventually looked like a jigsaw puzzle.

Maria Shriver looks worse than all of them combined.

[Quote] I sort of see John Kerry in that photo.

Where?

In OP's photo he has the complexion of a jogger. They don't age well.

He always posts pictures of himself paddling boarding around NYC. Very thin and probably no sunscreen as others have said.

If he has political ambitions, Jack Schlossberg ought to Mountbatten his name and go by John Castlemount. It’d be much more evocative of Camelot.

Agreed, 'President Schlossberg' just doesn't have the same ring to it

'Jack Schlossberg' sounds like a relative of Nanny Fine

Oh Caroline, you didn't have to give the children their fathers;' name.

Drop the Schlossberg, nose job, filler and botox and a stylist and he'd be ready to bring Camelot back

That first picture is particularly bad. I think he's handsome.

He looks like crap. Rose Schlossberg probably thanks her lucky stars that she got the Bouvier look unlike her fug siblings.

He's hot in these pictures.

[quote]All the money in the world and you look like that!

They have Caroline money, John Jr money & Jackie Money. Their dad not poor either.

Time was not kind to him. Less than 10 years ago, he was attractive.

R67, maybe it's her hair, but she has a Beavis and Butthead vibe in those pictures.

R78, click through the Cut pics you lazy fuck.

Serial killer eyes and deep crevices on face is not normal for 29. Even for a Kennedy.

Deux moi or however u spell it just had on their Instagram that he was at an event with a female date…so I guess he is straight.

He must have some body dysmorphia. He could have been a handsome man. He's running himself ragged with all the extreme sports.

SIZE MEAT VERIFICATIA please.

I suspect often dick size is transmitted on the mother's genes, ironically. JFK Jr. obviously had big FRENCH cock, not middling Kennedy cock. Blackjack had big dick, you can just tell.

JFK Jr = très bien monté

What's disturbing about the picture is that he uploaded it himself (jackuno is his handle) to his Instagram stories. It's almost like he's trying to take himself down a peg or two because he knows that his privileged background will put some people off him.

R85 I don't think he's that calculating and I don't think he's worried about putting people off.

[quote]He's too thin. That ages one's face badly.

Agreed, he's too thin, plus he has a long face & a big nose. I'm guessing he doesn't have political ambitions: he's mummy's heir apparent, head of JFK library, KC Honors, Profiles in Courage, Keeper of the Flame, all that. I noticed that in almost every picture of her in some formal occasion, he's almost always in the shot. Which makes sense, because she's not getting any younger & the daughters don't necessarily seem cut out for the job.

As for Conor, that guy is no doubt a complete nutcase (he's never served one day in the military, but is fighting in Ukraine?), but then why wouldn't he be?

All these look good for about five years. And then, oh no.

[R83] He used to be quite chubby. It's definitely plausible he has body dysmorphia

He used to be quite chubby.

His mother was chubby too, I beat it out of her. No man wants a chubby woman

He was quite a little porker.

Caroline and her family are too intellectual to be bothered with skin care, grooming, or fashion. It's embarasing

r91 he looks like Lens there! Christ, where's Grand Jackie and her fat shaming when you need her!

I don't give a crap about skin care, grooming, or fashion.... does that make me in talect al?

Haha Queen Jack Leen....I outlived ya all! Except Joanie, but she's preserved with alcohol!

Look at these STUNNING Kennedy sisters!!!....and Ethel

they look like old witches with broomsticks

They were

[quote] If he has political ambitions, Jack Schlossberg ought to Mountbatten his name and go by John Castlemount. It’d be much more evocative of Camelot.

Yeah, that'd go over great with the Jews.

And no one under the age of 60 gives a shit about Camelot anymore since we don't even remember it.

[quote]Christ, where's Grand Jackie and her fat shaming when you need her!

She smoked herself to an early death.

I smoked myself to a grand old age

[quote]Christ, where's Grand Jackie and her fat shaming when you need her! [quote]She smoked herself to an early death.

But she was SO THIN when she died!

Lee Radziwill in her wicker casket must have weight nothing!

#weighed

I’m still available, btw . . .

R61 His hair looks better here than it usually does. He just parts it down the middle and let’s it get long.

r105, I wonder if he'll leave significant money to Caroline or her kids. Not that they need any more.

Why the fuck would Maurice Tempelsman leave money to the very, very rich child and grandchildren of an old girlfriend who died 28 years ago? By all accounts Caroline doesn't even like Tempelsman! Jackie could only leave Maurice a Greek bust in her will!

R103, honey you have no idea! Lee and the wicker casket were so light it was almost floating. We had to tie it down with rope on all four corners.

Lee was cremated and between her weight and the booze in her system it didn't take long

Lee's casket was just a whiff of vodka, hair spray, Chanel, resentment, and Virginia Slims - all mixed together.

All you fags are just jealous I had Peter Beard's JFK's and Nureyev's cocks, I was always rich and beautiful, drank and smoked all i wanted, never got fat, lived forever and never took a bad photo! I lived the gay man's dream!

[quote]All you fags are just jealous

Yes, you're probably right, Lee...

but now that we have your attention, how about you pay all these outstanding debts you left behind?

My question is if he is gay why doesn’t he live openly? If he’s straight why not live that openly as well?

It’s the blue between that makes me annoyed

If Jack gets any more crone-like, he should probably start looking for some nice dark Glory Holes...where he can have sex without frightening anyone.

Lee doll, you married one of the biggest fags in Hollywood so don't be throwing around insults.

r116 doesn't get the Lee Radziwill Truman Capote and Gore Vidal fag quote reference

[quote] My question is if he is gay why doesn’t he live openly? If he’s straight why not live that openly as well?

How is he not living openly?! He is only a semi-public figure and I can't think of a good reason why he should expose his significant other to potentially negative media attention.

R117, oh yes I do.

Jack looks okay. Most guys his age look like this. Didn’t his son date Taylor Swift?

He is 29 or so and has no kids.

I’m pretty sure he has a son who dated Taylor Swift for like two weeks just to get attention. I wonder if he was jealous of his son.

R122, are you drunk or high?

Conor is RFK Jr son. Do keep up.

He is 29 or so and has no kids.

1950 called, it wants its judgement back

R108, Caroline was upset when Maurice began dating after Jackie died.

Most guys his age are 50 pounds overweight.

I want Jack and Connor to spit roast me.

I really believe Jack is heterosexual. I think if he was gay, the family would use him to push how diverse the Kennedy family is.

^I agree; from the picture above, he looks like he's always been *extra* and a huge show off. It'll be interesting to see who he marries since it's going to be hard to please his mother.

Oh he gay as hell

Are we gonna see him Jack off?

Lee, you cunt, you were never rich ENOUGH, and married B-list leftovers. You were never beautiful. You were monied, thin, and chic. By all accounts, a lousy lay.

He looks often depend on the angle

R125, I was replying to the poster that thought Conor was Jack's son.

R68 Something of John Kerry there in the long, gaunt face, the sunken eyes and the bouffant hair.

Caroline is the world's most wrinkly woman so it's not surprising he's already looking like hell.

Obviously in the minority, but he's hot. I love an athletic, wiry body.

Jack Schnozzberg

JS looks like a cute nice Jewish guy. He's not a beauty like his Uncle. But let's get real. Jr had the perfect genetic combo that created a real life Greek Adonis. Funny as neither parent, JFK and Jackie, were beautiful.

JS seems straight to me. Jr was gay but times were different. Nobody cares if JFK's grandchild is gay but the son is a different story.

R140, JFK was not beautiful?

JFK was an AWG.

R142 is DFA

Where’d the big honker come from?

[quote] JFK was an AWG.

He was referred to as "handsome" but I don't see it in photos.

JFK Jr., on the other hand, was a scalding hot piece. One of the true, rare men that could be aptly described as "beautiful."

This is not an AWG.

JFK was photogenic, charming and stylish. Beautiful smile. But he wasn't beautiful or handsome. He was a cute twink when young.

There's a reason people think Jr was a loved child. He was way too beautiful to be a Kennedy. But here he was. I think Jackie and JFK had attractive features individually that merged to create the piece of art that was Jr. It was an accident. Since Caroline didn't fare as well..

I wouldn't kick Jack out of bed for eating crackers.

JFK Jr. looked like a young JFK. But as JFK got old and was on steroids, his face got fuller.

JFK Jr was the last relevant Kennedy. He epitomized the optimism of the 90s and being an exhibitionist who ran around shirtless and barefoot. He was the only one who didn't look inbred which helped. Just like how many people don't give a shit about the BRF after Diana died and especially now since Elizabeth died. JFK Jr was the last Kennedy worth paying attention to.

The hottest Kennedy male was Joseph, Jr.