Gurls, I just bought myself a new glass pitcher and it’s sooooo pretty!!!

You should have purchased the one that looks like the kool-aid man.

It’s better than these glasses:

Joy Jolt?

[quote] Joy Jolt?

You’ve just summoned Rescue Chick. She is vehemently anti-Joy Jolt.

I hope that's not your address we can see on your keychain

What d‘ya know

The catcher bought himself a pitcher.

Congrats hon. Can you please buy a cleaning woman for that sloppy kitchen? And while you're at it, hide the Target knife set. It’s discount cutlery, not counter candy.

Officer Seacow?

R7 I paid $70 for those. While not the more expensive, they aren’t cheap. They’re great. I’ve had them for over two years without a single break or issue.

You shouldn’t keep knives out like that. They’re dangerous. So many people have gotten killed.

R10 good thing I live alone in a doorman building and security.

You have a doorman and still carry that keychain? OP, are you a jailer?

What??? Lmao

r4, I truly love you. I also love the looks of Joyjolt items but they're (at least the glasses) incompatible with life.

R14 their items are beautiful and good quality.

Joy pussy