Things You Don't Say To The Irish

So, you guys really into potatoes? 🤔

There be like leprechauns running and shit?

Irish curse. It’s really a thing, right?

You guys really have a gift for gab.

“D’ye want ta represent yar country in de sport, lads?”

Is the Irish curse for real? I’m half Irish but half Italian so it’s not apparent to me…

R6, It's twue, it's twue.

Not being irish, I always wonder what they think about some American giving them an earful about how their great-great granny is from Ireland, but left during the famine, as if that isn't a story they've heard a million times.

I’m Irish too

No one thinks they can handle their drinks, it's pretty obvious they can't handle them, hence the stereotype. This mick needs to learn more about this shit before he makes a video.

"Irish? Funny, you don't sound Irish at all."

R11 Worse, give them your imitation of how a real Irish man speaks.

"Manly, yes ... but I like it too."

R8 they don’t care. At all. Neither do other Europeans. Americans are just that - American.

"If I catch you, will you have to show me your pot o' gold?"

"Not drunk yet? But it's 11am already."

"Manly, yes. But you like it too!"

Challenge us to an anger contest, you will lose. We are also able to train horses starting at age 5.

Who is the dark skinned young man with the beard. Gorgeous!!!

^ He's the best looking Irisman there !

@r8, " I always wonder what they think about some American giving them an earful about how their great-great granny is from Ireland, but left during the famine, as if that isn't a story they've heard a million times. "

At least the ones that came to America lived to tell the story 😏

"Never been to Glasgow but I hope to make it there one day."

He doesn't have a strong Irish accent. He must be born to immigrant parents. He looks kind of Indian.

R14, the hyphenated designations are for Americans to describe themselves. Which they are entitled to do. It doesn't matter what Europeans think. It isn't for them.

^^^THIS

Roy Keane is the living definition of a knacker.

You can take the norrie out of Mayfield, but you can't Mayfield out of the norrie.

Your food has no flavor...unlike ours.

Your cock is small. So I’m going to have to top you

Will you miss Queen Elizabeth and are you looking forward to having Charles as your king?

They're pretentious Europeans now, so act like you've mistaken them for French or German and they'll die of joy.

🍀 Blimey, I'll have another order of them bloody taters boiled in Guiness and Kerry Gold. And don't forget the bloody soda bread with extra butter, mate.

R21 Europeans seem to have a genuinely difficult time conceptualizing ethnicity.

R27 🤣 just for the look on their face alone.

Cute guys in video at R25.

Is it in yet?

It's Britain's and Britain will get out if and when it's ever ready to.

Trevor Kaneswaran, the Irish-Sinhalese guy in OP's video, is hot!

[quote]Trevor Kaneswaran, the Irish-Sinhalese guy in OP's video, is hot!

His brother is even hotter though...

What I would say to the guy on the right is: "does the carpet match the drapes? And can I see it?"

Ahhhhh Many thanks for ID'ing him. I had guessed part Indian but I can see Sri Lankan.

We have many many second generation Sri Lankans in Switzerland now entering University age and they are often very strikingly attractive.

The guy in the left in the thumbnail can say anything he wants to me!

That Arab guy is Irish?

Not Arab. Please look for Sri Lanka on a map, dear. We know you are American by this question.

Was your grandpa in WWII?

I think I will stream this Irish thrill, now. I didn't care much for Bad Sisters. Stopped after 2 episodes. I mean it was OK just didn't grab me and I was busy the time I tried to watch it.

Irish thriller.

So he's not really Irish then.

Depends how you look at things. Ireland experienced a wave of immigration during the Economic Miracle. There are non-genetically Irish who are born and raised in Ireland now. And what do you do with mixed ethnicity parents. Of course if he is born in raised in Ireland, he's Irish!

That Sri Lanka guy is Irish?

Are there any more lookers like you back home? 😜

So a half-breed is lecturing on what's not appropriate to say to Irish people?

I wonder if he's any relation to Hazel Kaneswaran, an Irish born pretty famous singer and tv celeb.

Pull your pants down so I can kiss your Blarney stones.

"But where are your people really from?"

R46, can he be Irish-Sri Lankan? Or is that forbidden. I notice a lot of Europeans complain about the concept of American hyphenates like Italian-American, Irish-American, etc.

"The wake is tonight. Oh, there won't be any liquor."

I’m surprised

"Why do you drive on the wrong side of the Road????

"God no, not that. Don't you have Heineken?"

The Irish I’ve known have been moderate to large, never understood the curse. The real Irish curse is drink and anger, holding grudges.

R58, it's just said due to jealousy.

Where you keep the Lucky Charms?

BWAAAAAH.

Irish Curse A very small penis. A baby corn. A baby dick. A bottle cap. A Cocktail Weiner.

The classic definition is "red nose, short hose"; i.e., the tendency of Irish men to take to alcohol and to have a smaller than average penis.

A trait of the Irish heritage that causes people of Irish decent to have small unsatisfying penis.

A complete definition of the Irish Curse would be the combination of very small penis/very LARGE testicles.

Describes Irish Chris Evans to a tee.

A lot of DLers have been turned down by Irish guys!

As if! Wouldn’t touch an Irish guy with a 10 foot pole (which they lack).

R64, nah, this thread is definitely inspired by bitterness over being rebuffed by beautiful Irish guys.

“Last call!”

R65 is Irish.

Many are gorgeous. And yes, the curse is real. But I'm a top and cock size never concerned me. And it's not like they are all small.

Chiming in to say the Irish curse is real! We know that Irish men are shorter than say, Norwegians, it stands to reason that dick size can be genetic as much as height.

My boyfriend Is the first Irishman I've ever been with and he's fantastic. Beautiful auburn beard, deep, sexy Irish accent and a nice uncut 8 inches that he drives me wild with all the time. Okay I know I'm besotted and very much in the honeymoon period but I felt I had to stick up for my man. The Irish rock!

Supposedly they find all of the Irish Americans who loudly speak of their irishness silly and embarrassing. Personally, I understand why a lot of Americans want to cling to their ancestral identity but I guess from their point of view these people are just John from Boston or Patrick from Delaware, no matter where their great grandfather came from.

R72 Well it’s typically in major cities or areas of big European immigrants from the 1900’s. NYC, Boston, Chicago, Philly. Cities where there are still ethnic neighborhoods.

It’s like South Boston is primarily Irish Americans so there’s a connection there to the culture / religion / identity because it was a large Irish community.

Works the same way with Italians and Greeks and etc, etc.

You’re in the market for a house? You should come check out my neighborhood.

I don’t have anything to contribute, except to say the guy on the left in OP’s pic is gorgeous.

^ Yep, the Irish have definitely produced some hotties 😛

Never order an “Irish Car Bomb” at an Irish pub anywhere in the world. A friend of mine did this is Spain in 2002 and the bartender said “actually, they’ve renamed it the Twin Towers now.” Needless to say my friend was stunned and then the bartender angrily told him “don’t call it that.”

R77 that didn't happen, but it's a pretty common joke.

From foreign slavery,

Priests and their knavery,

And Popish Reverie,

God save us all.

R78, it actually did happen. This was the summer of 2002. I had just graduated college and spent 5 weeks backpacking Europe with a friend. We were in Pamplona for the running of the bulls and then took the train to Madrid where this incident happened at an Irish pub. Trust me, if I was gonna make the story up I wouldn't make it up as happening in Spain of all places. Tbh, I didn't even know they had Irish pubs there until we stumbled into one.

R8 Many Irish-Americans take their heritage very seriously, which I think annoys many actual Irish, since much of Irish-American culture is based on past history that's become romanticized over the years.

This coming from people who consider canned beans on toast haute cuisine...

At R76 - we've seen their cocks and they are NOT small.

[quote] Never order an “Irish Car Bomb”

I always did think that was offensive. You wouldn’t get away with that with other ethnicities.

All of the people in this video have terrible , terrible skin; One wonders what happens if they ever step out in the sunlight. It's scary. it's like the children in the movie 'the others"