Gay Australian Olympic diver Matthew Mitcham posts a nude picture on Instagram

Nude = dick

He’s not nude.

You can actually see more of him in some of his old Speedo shots.

He's nude, r1...

r1 I disagree. He is nude. You are defining full frontal. If we don't see the soles of someone's feet in a photo we don't say it's not nude because we can't see everything.

He is completely naked.

Yep he really is nude alright. Just not in a position you prefer.

Nudies!

r5 Maybe it's a prelude to starting an Onlyfans. Titilating us with possibilities of more?!

His partner in London is a masseur who does home and hotel visits....

It's Instagram Nude. Dongless. No more or no less than I expected. That said, I will always be disappointed when I read the word "nude" and don't see dong. That will always be my expectation, my hope.

Nice body but a bit of a butter face.

Is this a better position?

Being fucked:

Decent body. That’s about all I can offer on the subject.

Look at all that precious naked!

r10 r11 Now that's what I call nude. Especially the video where the masseur is jerking him off.

Classic buttergayface

Indeed R14. The masseur is fucking him.

Some can’t differentiate elegance and class as contrasted by an exhibitionistic trashy porno.

Speaking of gay Aussie aquatic types, WHET Ian Thorpe?

We weren't being sold elegance or class, r17. "Nude" is what was on offer.

He cums cute.

What an eternal embarrassment Ian Thorpe is R18. He's best forgotten about.

I find it much easier to forget about you r21.

r11 So he actually has an Onlyfans account??!

Nobody cares what you think R22.

HAF

I'd hit that double-time and twice on Sundays.

Ian Thorpe got a terrible nose job and has settled down into a lonely life of middle aged bachelorhood.

[quote] a bit of a butter face.

I prefer the thief named Ben Hall.

Speaking of Thorpe, recent interview with him on the occasion of him turning 40.

^ TL: dr

Unhappy nose job.

^ that's a can opener on the left

back to MM

thicc

I'd rim his chlorinated hole for hours.

WHORE!!!!

"Nude = dick

He’s not nude."

Nude = unclothed. He's nude, but not showing/revealing it all.

He looks really good. I prefer the more staid. flatter hair "gay hair" but he's cute that way too.

I should probably say "nude = unclothed and uncovered" before someone pointedly asks "what if he had no clothes but was under a blanket?" He's still be nude, but it wouldn't be a nude picture.

"He looks really good. I prefer the more staid. flatter hair "gay hair" but he's cute that way too. "

I can't type. That should have read: "I prefer the more staid, flatter hair to the 'gay hair,' but he's cute that way too."

Which one was the one with the meth issue? Thorpe or Mitcham?

Are all gay Olympic divers and swimmers sluts?

I'd hope so. I find Mitcham so much more appealing than Tom Daley - not that you couldn't like both, or neither.

What about Olympic skaters are they all sluts as well?

Not that there's anything wrong with being a slut.

"Coming Up On Matthew Mitcham's OnlyFans.

"My flipfuck Tom Daley!"

he's lower class bogan filth

Matthew Mitcham will always be appreciated for being the first openly gay Olympic champion. He was unashamed and unapologetic about who he was. And he was open about his drug use. He comes across as a nice humble guy and has had limited earning potential outside of his sport.

Ian Thorpe stayed in the closet, denying he was gay, denying he was in a relationship with a man and then did that awful big reveal interview to confirm that yes, he did like it up the arse. There's also the scandal over his qualification to defend his 400m title in Athens. Recently he Thorpe was defending Lia Thomas taking the place of female swimmers in competitions.

His husband's OnlyFans massage/fucking content is incredibly hot.

name of said husband ? (asking for a friend)

Ian Thorpe looks like he got one of those old-fashioned Jewish nose jobs when they used to turn a honker into a ski slope. His Dr should have known those aren't done anymore for a very good reason. Too obvious and cookie cutter. Like he doesn't know a nose must be in proportion to the face even if nature doesn't.

MrMaleMassage. This is just a sampling, he has a lot more content.

There's a (w)hole thread about Matthew and husband's porny exploits, including Tom Daley being given a massage.

Remember that when you hover over a video and it says "Upgrade to play video" you can watch them if you refresh the page when the time ends in 3 or (I think) 7.

He has insane chemistry with all those guys he does scenes with, I don't know how Matthew doesn't get jealous. He's like the white Rhyheim Shabazz in that he quite obviously has a quick little love affair with all his scene partners. I couldn't stand that if I were his husband.

Imagine the headline in the society pages when Matthew puts a ring on it. "Former Olympic champion is engaged to be married to prostitute behind successful "massage masturbation" video clips.

It's what we've been fighting for since Stonewall, I guess...

damm R47

*grabs lube*

He brought his slutty ways from Australia, as is so often the case.

I think we appreciate Mitcham because he seems to not care, R49. "The society pages" made me laugh.

Matthieu...Vive le Prépuce!

R49 They were married back in 2020.

Anyway, he was right there on the floor, in plain sight of just everybody on Instagram.

He was nude.

[quote]Matthew puts a ring on it.

I am more likely to put a ring in it.

Beautiful man!

His boyfriend has a nice arse.

I'm thinking Miss Matthew gets milked daily.

Why does this married couple live in Londonistan?

R61 From GayCities February 2020 when they got hitched:

[quote] According to various gossip web sites, Mitcham met his beau, a Brit named Luke Rutherford, in 2018 when Rutherford was visiting Australia. When Rutherford’s visa expired, Mitcham moved to Rutherford’s home in Oxfordshire, near London, to continue their relationship.

[quote] I disagree. He is nude. You are defining full frontal.

No shit, Sherlock. But to gay men - to actually care - nude = dick. We’re not interested in this lame shit.

R52, that’s not him.

[quote]No shit, Sherlock. But to gay men - to actually care - nude = dick. We’re not interested in this lame shit.

Why do you think you are somehow empowered to speak for all gay men?

R65, I am their leader. Duh.

gurls, GURLS!

you're BOTH cunts

I'm interested.

R42 Robert Dover was out way back in 1988 (the year Mitcham was born).

[quote] In 1988, at the height of the AIDS crisis, Robert Dover made Olympics history by blazing a trail for generations of gay athletes to come. That was when Dover matter-of-factly told the public that he was gay. In our latest episode of the Five Rings To Rule Them All podcast, Dover talks about the day he stood in front of all of his fellow American Olympians and media reps and took a big step out of the closet.

[quote] “My thing was, ‘My name’s Robert Dover, I’m the token Jewish gay boy on the U.S. Olympic team, in the equestrian sport of dressage,’” he recounts on the podcast. “And people laughed, but I had a lot of press following me around. And the same with ‘92 and ‘96. I had a lot of press because... I was somebody who wasn’t afraid to talk about being openly gay in Olympic sport.”

Ian Thorpe was butchered.

What a horrible ugly tiny lil head. Not as repulsively ugly as Irene Cara but close.

[quote] head

Whose head? Which head?

Nothing special. But still fuckable.

I frankly applaud him because he (mostly) doesn't give a fuck about what others in the sport business think of him. So many famous gay men, especially in sports, feel the pressure to "behave" as to "be a role model to the younger generations" and all that bullshit. He married a former porn star and current sex worker, he's open minded and he stars in his onlyfans. He's an Olympic Gold medalist... he's definitely the most famous and prestigious athlete to show he's a sexual being.

It's a bummer he got scared when things leaked off OF, he could have gone full porn with his face as well, I'm sure he would have been ok eventually.

I’d eat his dong like it was Greg’s gingerbread.

r74 Why would he give two shits about what others in the sport business think of him, he's retired and isn't part of that scene anymore. It's like starting a new chapter in life sort of thing where you move on and leave the old crap behind.

How can MM be the first out Olympic champion when we have all those queens in figure skating?

I find most Australian guys HAF but these two don't make even the semi-finals. (I'm here all week)

R69 - it's great that Robert Dover (did he have a brother called Ben?) was out and proud and won medals in Barcelona, Atlanta, Sydney and Athens.

But none of those medals were gold, meaning he was never an Olympic champion.

Matthew Mitcham won gold and therefore became the first Olympic champion to be an out and proud shit stabbing arse bandit.

Caroline's face says it all: I wish these mofos would DIE IN A GREASE FIRE!

I beg your pardon, gentlemen. Caroline belongs over yonder.

The Joan Crawford eyebrows are a bit distracting

With his freakishly tiny head, he is in Irene Cara territory for ugliness. Yuck.

So they live at Henley on Thames but what do they do with their lives?

There's a Luke Rutherford on IMDB but I think that's another Luke Rutherford.

And I assume this Luke Rutherford talking about 'poopy holes' is another Luke Rutherford.

LPSG has videos of him getting fucked, fingered and edged.

FFE!!

He’s no Cody Simpson, Australian singer and swimmer.

r86 Handsome chap Cody.

Gay face for ages.

r88 Cody?

Cody Simpson has an amazing rig but he looks like a frog.

This dude's head is too small for his body. It probably helps with his diving though. Barely creates a ripple when he enters the water.

He has a small dick and tight foreskin. Next.

trashy faggot

he gives talks about harm reduction in chemsex which he used to do.

Does he give them naked R94?

[quote] He has a small dick and tight foreskin. Next.

This made me recall an old “Sophie Tucker” joke when her boyfriend, Ernie, complains she’s “got no tits and a tight box.”

So, she says to him, “Ernie, GET OFF MY BACK!”

He doesn't have a small dick.

Of course he's a bottom.

Matthew is a sexy man from top to his suckable foreskin tip.

Nice R99. Great cock.