Which celebrity has the worst dental veneers?

You're not a celebrity, OP, so we'll also pass over those gray Chiclets you can't close your lips over.

Ed Helms.

His original teeth weren’t bad at all on his first season of The Office.

The most obvious is Sparkles Markle. Her most recent set has a huge central motif with many many substantially smaller niblets careening over the sides. It's December now, so maybe time for a new configuration.

Don't forget about me, bitches!

Win, Milo Yanobullshitis, place, Pete Davidson, show, the cutie veterinarian from Schitt's Creek

Julia Roberts.

Dan Abrams for the win.

Granny Pump wins this by a mile.

Thread Closed Tina.

Chase Chrisley

Timothy Oliphant

Hilary Duff

Tim Olyphant. He’s gorgeous, but his teeth have always been distracting.

Chris Evans also has veneers that are too big.

This is the bane of my life as a modern day football (soccer, to you) fan. Every player I fall in love with nowadays ends up ruining his natural teeth with the ugliest and tackiest and most hideously false blinding Hollywood veneers.

The most heartbreaking case is that of Captain Jordan Henderson. Behold his original teeth: adorable and charming pointy fangs, clean and straight enough to look healthy and acceptably attractive, but a bit crooked and ivory more than magnesium white...

And here are his new set. Vile. They make him look like a cartoon character, like someone else. They don't even fit his mouth or his head shape correctly, either :,(

Luckily he's sexy enough to me that I can overlook it, and obviously I wouldn't say no if offered. But given my druthers I must admit to preferring the normal real teeth he was born with.

Donald Trump Jr. His gigantic fucking chiclet veneers and tongue thrusting is fingernails on a chalkboard to me. I can't click off videos of him talking fast enough.

Denzel Washington

Len Cariou.

All of the Chrisleys (except maybe mee-maw).

Ross Butler (see pic #2).

That hideous cunt, Lauren Boebert.

British OnlyFans 'star' Big Harry

R21 in British middle and upper classes, doing too much to one's teeth or face is seen as gauche, and signifies lack of breeding and poor taste.

It's best to look a bit inbred or interesting, rather than like a mannequin.

Vanky

A second vote for Ivanka. She can't close her mouth and talks with a lisp.

Sarah Michelle in season six of Buffy did something very scary to her teeth. They started out natural and strong looking, and then...Dr. Teeth.

R25 was that not just an optical illusion because SMG had become so painfully thin? All her bones were sticking out and looked bigger, teeth included.

This thread is scream! 😂

Ivanka is a great example

Sammy Hagar

Camilla Parker-Bowles. What a lovely British smile she has. Diana would be jealous.

Here ya go:

Matthew Perry

Max Thieriot is a great actor but his choppers are wayyyyyy too distracting. Still hot though.

I sat near Luke Wilson at a Dallas burger bar back in 2005. Big time chicklet teef, eewww...

Snooki

Ronaldo's teeth are weird. I can't tell if they're fake or not, but he wore braces and his current teeth are way too white and look slanted.

More from Ronaldo

Tom Cruise

Perry's "teeth" aren't veneers, R32, they're actual dentures or implants. Awful! (For him and for us.)

Cheryl Hines

Gary Busey. thread closed. he has horrible teeth.

Orange turd

In her last movie, Natasha Richardson's teeth were so hideous they glowed in the dark.

R40: forgot about her! Yes. Mrs. Cheryl Hines-Kennedy has the worst veneers.

Darcey and Stacey

Simon Cowell also the worst plastic surgery

Wow, Cowell looks awful

If we're using the term celebrity loosely, "Influencer" Tayler Holder can barely close his mouth over his horse teeth.

R46 Is Simon transitioning?

Miley still has her gummy smile, but long ago got new teefs. No surprise that Matthew Perry has dentures after all his addiction issues.

Anyone that's English.

Theo James' are okay but they seem really obvious to me. He had to replace all the upper left teeth. They were all jacked up into his gums by like a few inches.. Not sure if he replaced all of the visible top teeth - probably. Not as bad as Tom Cruise but bad. He never could have been a leading man with the old teeth.

Ben Affleck

R33 yup, my first thought was Dylan from Bates Motel. Pretty guy, but the teeth were distracting. Too big.

This guy's giant gleaming white chompers never suited his dopey prolapsed-anus-face.

R12 I thought those were Chris' real teeth...

Dolly Parton, she has horse teeth now and this pic actually looks better than they are.

Why is it so hard for dentists to make veneers look natural and normal sized? They must understand that patients don't want to look like glowing horses.

Cardio B. Don't let that bitch near me if she's on bath salts.

Sean Bean

Omg [R46]! Cowell looks horrendous now! Why do what’s left of his eyes slope downwards like that?!

Jordana Brewster, Michelle Rodriguez, Chloe Bennet and Sam Asghari

Rylan

Jimmy Fallon. All the blow and alcohol destroyed his real teeth.

I don't think so, because if you look at earlier seasons of Buffy they look nothing like they did in six despite her obvious ED.

R36 everything about Cr*st*ano R*nald* is fake and plastic and manufactured.

Rosie O'Donnell. I like her, but her teeth look like she made them in her craft room. Even she said they were too big, and had them filed down. Still bad.

[quote] Rosie O'Donnell. I like her, but her teeth look like she made them in her craft room.

Just spat out my chamomile tea hahahaha

OT but messing with the eyes and brows as Cowell has (R46) is always a mistake imo. For some reason it just never looks right, on anyone.

When it comes to that I think of Christian Slater. Went from hooded eyes and somewhat straight if quirked brows to pencilled on drag brows over startled ferret eyes.

Uh, yes…that would be the (aspiring) rapper Brad Bhabie.

^On her they’re an improvement.

She’s still a mess though.

It seems so Cronenbergian to have all of your original teeth filed down to tiny brittle peg stumps and stalactites just to have resin casts put in their place.

And I say this as someone who has porcelain veneer on two upper teeth, which were peg teeth and never grew in properly as full adult teeth. They still feel weird in my mouth if I remember that they're there. Still am grateful to have gotten them fixed, but had they looked more normal and been full size I don't think it would have been necessary.

R69 I think his eyebrows are on fleek.

Kevin Bacon.

R73 No one says “on fleek” anymore

Demi Moore

R40 Yes, remember to hold your hand flat when feeding Cheryl apples.

R75 Dumbass, it's a joke. Eyebrows on fleek was the original expression.

Peaches - Eyebrows on fleek:

No one says it anymore? WTF? Chant in unison, don't deviate, and we'll tell you when to stop.

R77 Well, she is a hand or two taller than I’d imagined. She’s a little formal when meeting in person, trained in dressage.

Nicki Minaj

Nothing screams new wealth like poorly thought out veneers!

SImon Cowell.

Joe Biden

Six of these teeth are not like the others

Six of these teeth just don't belong

Can you tell which teeth are not like the others

By the time we finish our song?

Nicholas Cage (he needed them, though).

So many incredibly ugly veneer sets in this thread. Well done.

Well done! Well done sweetie!

Kanye