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Signs you've been on Data Lounge way too long

I find myself almost sending bitchy comments in work emails and chats. Then I realize, whoops, I'm not on Data Lounge.

by Anonymousreply 220December 11, 2022 10:29 PM

I keep finding posts from horrible, nasty, cruel people and blocking them, and then realizing that I'm the one who posted them.

by Anonymousreply 1November 30, 2022 6:01 PM

I use the word "cunt" way more often.

by Anonymousreply 2November 30, 2022 6:05 PM

Get a fucking life

by Anonymousreply 3November 30, 2022 6:10 PM

I'm throwing out all my colored sheets, towels and dishes and only using white!

by Anonymousreply 4November 30, 2022 6:20 PM

R3 is drunk early today.

by Anonymousreply 5November 30, 2022 6:36 PM

I punched the last six people I met who were named "Greg" right in their smug, smeary-faced gravy holes.

by Anonymousreply 6November 30, 2022 6:38 PM

You've been on Datalounge. At all.

by Anonymousreply 7November 30, 2022 6:38 PM

I won't associate with people who drain pasta.

by Anonymousreply 8November 30, 2022 6:41 PM

You spend 8+ hrs on the site per day.

by Anonymousreply 9November 30, 2022 7:33 PM

Oh MARY!

by Anonymousreply 10November 30, 2022 7:37 PM

Whenever a friends tells me their problems, I say 0/10.

by Anonymousreply 11November 30, 2022 8:01 PM

I've found myself thinking about Janet Jackson for the first time in 20 years.

by Anonymousreply 12November 30, 2022 8:23 PM

R12 Other celebrities it’s been 50 years….

by Anonymousreply 13November 30, 2022 8:27 PM

You giggle whenever someone uses the names Cheryl, Muriel, or Mary.

by Anonymousreply 14November 30, 2022 8:31 PM

r2 same here. Sorry, R8 dedicated, hard-core pasta drainer here.

by Anonymousreply 15November 30, 2022 8:32 PM

I am getting even fatter as I type here.

by Anonymousreply 16November 30, 2022 9:04 PM

I scan social media in the Sudan area, when I don’t regularly hear from Darfur orphan.

by Anonymousreply 17November 30, 2022 9:08 PM

Sadly, the Darfur orphan has gone the way of the Christmas Mouse.

His current imitators are but pale imitations of his former self.

by Anonymousreply 18November 30, 2022 9:11 PM

The other day, on another site, I asked about verifcatia of sizemeat.

by Anonymousreply 19November 30, 2022 9:15 PM

I’m no longer living but feel compelled to voice my ire at petulant nippers who refuse to accept their place.

by Anonymousreply 20November 30, 2022 9:15 PM

I empathize, Mrs. Ramsey.

I feel it's my duty to point out when someone's a bit on the porky side.

by Anonymousreply 21November 30, 2022 9:18 PM

I worry about feminine odor-- and I'm a man!

by Anonymousreply 22November 30, 2022 9:20 PM

I consider this a positive impact on my life

by Anonymousreply 23November 30, 2022 9:21 PM

When I see “nonbinary queer” women with green hair at work, I have an urge to roll my eyes and tell them to stop invading our territory. And then I suddenly remember that gays aren’t allowed to have an opinion on this in the real world.

by Anonymousreply 24November 30, 2022 9:25 PM

When I told the waitress at our local eatery "Fanks! You fixded my cheeseburger!" when she brought my meal to the table.

by Anonymousreply 25November 30, 2022 9:34 PM

I hate everyone.

by Anonymousreply 26November 30, 2022 9:48 PM

Every woman looks like a Trannie to me! Ugh!

by Anonymousreply 27November 30, 2022 10:54 PM

Whenever I see a guy bending over, I say "he's presenting hole".

by Anonymousreply 28November 30, 2022 10:57 PM

When I die I pray I sit on a lounge. I don't know what data is. May I taste it, please?

by Anonymousreply 29November 30, 2022 11:10 PM

I find it depressing how the Lange Loon is still able to post here after being banned from other websites.

by Anonymousreply 30November 30, 2022 11:12 PM

I start grease fires.

by Anonymousreply 31November 30, 2022 11:39 PM

Telling a first date they’d look fabulous in a caftan.

by Anonymousreply 32November 30, 2022 11:42 PM

I realized I was molested, like blue and can do a killer Liza impersonation.

by Anonymousreply 33November 30, 2022 11:43 PM

I end every sentence with...

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by Anonymousreply 34December 1, 2022 12:55 AM

When anyone questions my sexuality I scream:

SHOW ME THE PROOF!

by Anonymousreply 35December 1, 2022 12:58 AM

OP- I read an article in the NYT and write a datalounge type of bitchy letter in response and the NYT NEVER publishes it. I forget I'm not on the datalounge my letters to the NYT won't be published unless they're innocuous.

by Anonymousreply 36December 1, 2022 1:09 AM

I say "Well, I never in all my life!" several times a day.

by Anonymousreply 37December 1, 2022 1:16 AM

R37 Ma'yam? MAYAM!

by Anonymousreply 38December 1, 2022 1:21 AM

Like five years ago at work, I was talking with a couple straight guy colleagues about how zany Trump was and how skanky Melania was relative to every previous First Lady. I told them that Nancy Reagan was the alleged “blowjob queen of Hollywood” before she married Ronnie.

One of the coworkers literally googled that phrase mid-conversation, and the first link he clicked brought him here to DL, and he started reading aloud about Nancy’s prolific reputation.

It’s the first and hopefully last time I ever talk about fight club outside of fight club.

by Anonymousreply 39December 1, 2022 1:24 AM

I cringe if my post has a grammatical mistake, and I OH DEAR myself several times.

by Anonymousreply 40December 1, 2022 1:25 AM

I rely on DL for breaking world news

by Anonymousreply 41December 1, 2022 1:28 AM

R41- Me too. I lot of major news stories I first hear about is here on the datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 42December 1, 2022 1:33 AM

I learned about periods here!

by Anonymousreply 43December 1, 2022 1:42 AM

I don't think Julie's that bad.

by Anonymousreply 44December 1, 2022 1:43 AM

I work at an Abbott Elementary type school and when the first graders don’t move fast enough in the hall I say “ move it along toots.”

by Anonymousreply 45December 1, 2022 1:49 AM

I have said "Move it along, Toots!" out loud.

by Anonymousreply 46December 1, 2022 1:56 AM

I don't say Move it along, Toots

I say CHOP CHOP

by Anonymousreply 47December 1, 2022 2:32 AM

I got a stylus for my cell phone so that I could use it to dial.

by Anonymousreply 48December 1, 2022 2:43 AM

I’ve lifted my caftan, licked my lips, and said “Yum” while loitering outside my suburban YMCA.

by Anonymousreply 49December 1, 2022 2:52 AM

Please don't curse me to die in a grease fire!

by Anonymousreply 50December 1, 2022 3:07 AM

R49 Did you lift caftan and present hole?

by Anonymousreply 51December 1, 2022 3:26 AM

Heavens no!

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by Anonymousreply 52December 1, 2022 3:39 AM

If someone says the name Erna I yell out "CUNT!"

by Anonymousreply 53December 1, 2022 3:53 AM

I’ve said “Well, Hello!! Welcome to my Home.” in my best Brendad Ickson voice way too many times to count. The number is even higher if you count the times I’ve said it but replaced home with hole…..

by Anonymousreply 54December 1, 2022 3:54 AM

R54 God, I could really use some trouser gravy!

by Anonymousreply 55December 1, 2022 3:55 AM

There is no sign, as there is no such thing as being on DL way too long.

by Anonymousreply 56December 1, 2022 3:58 AM

You CUNT!! has become a way too often used, up close and personal response to annoying people.

Fat whores, bitches are terms of endearment.

by Anonymousreply 57December 1, 2022 4:01 AM

R57, stop flailing your ancient beef curtains. The draft is intolerable.

by Anonymousreply 58December 1, 2022 4:04 AM

When I was considering a kitchen renovation, I told the salesperson I wasn't interested in granite countertops as they are too "flyover."

by Anonymousreply 59December 1, 2022 5:40 AM

DL is now my number one news source.

by Anonymousreply 60December 1, 2022 5:59 AM

I was crafting a polite identity on another site and it died. I’m using npr and local news sources now - withdrawal is harsh

I click away from the Datalounge and jump back. Any time I type over five lines of self-righteous soapbox bullshit, I backspace, close tab, and power down the the laptop. You’d think I’d go out and sometimes you’re right. More times than not, I jump to my phone and doom scroll through the same sites.

by Anonymousreply 61December 1, 2022 6:33 AM

When I have to document my cus service customer calls in comments I want to add" her pussy stinks"

by Anonymousreply 62December 1, 2022 7:21 AM

I said this in the other thread: I once had to stop myself from saying "I know, MARY!" out loud at myself after I got upset recounting a sad documentary to colleagues. Not sure how I could have explained that away...

by Anonymousreply 63December 1, 2022 7:49 AM

Not sure this is specifically due to the DL, but my new go-to phrase is, "I've had sufficient." No kick-back as of yet; I even told my manager that to his face and he didn't question my verbiage. (It was re: being overworked.)

by Anonymousreply 64December 1, 2022 10:18 AM

r64 has stated his boundaries.

by Anonymousreply 65December 1, 2022 10:25 AM

The free rein posting on DL has made me too feral and I am unable to assimilate on other forums.

by Anonymousreply 66December 1, 2022 10:29 AM

I have had seven accounts permanently closed by Shitter.

Everyone for using language that I use here.

Fucking tard cunts.

by Anonymousreply 67December 1, 2022 10:43 AM

I began my mother's obituary with xxxxx xxxxxxxx is DEAD to me!

by Anonymousreply 68December 1, 2022 10:45 AM

I scan the DL topics and shout: This shit again??? Seven weeks ago, it was beaten with a stick seven weeks ago!

by Anonymousreply 69December 1, 2022 11:00 AM

When I wake the first thing I check is DL. I wake my Husband up at night lmao at DL comments I tell telemarketers they're flamed and fucked

by Anonymousreply 70December 1, 2022 11:14 AM

R64 here again...I had an ex before quarantine who would try to take my phone away while I was cackling at DL. (Meanwhile, he was compulsively shopping on Amazon on his phone.) I've tried to share the joy of DL with another ex who has a wicked sense of humour, and even he says we're all terrible people.

by Anonymousreply 71December 1, 2022 11:51 AM

I had tattoos made in my throat - lines every half inch - so I could provide empirical verificatia of sizemeat.

by Anonymousreply 72December 1, 2022 12:28 PM

Whenever someone tells me they are having medical problems, I ask them if I can get their things!!!

by Anonymousreply 73December 1, 2022 12:47 PM

Someone asked me how my mother was and I replied, shaking my head vaguely and smiling,

"I don't know her."

by Anonymousreply 74December 1, 2022 12:49 PM

R62 I knew a girl once. Her pussy stank.

And then she DIED.

by Anonymousreply 75December 1, 2022 12:54 PM

[quote]Not sure this is specifically due to the DL, but my new go-to phrase is, "I've had sufficient." No kick-back as of yet; I even told my manager that to his face and he didn't question my verbiage. (It was re: being overworked.)

If you're going to have a DL go-to phrase, at least get it right. It's "I HAVE sufficient."

by Anonymousreply 76December 1, 2022 3:00 PM

Datalounge seems strange having come back after a few weeks. How weird we must be to people who have never been here. It was entertaining and witty when I first joined.

by Anonymousreply 77December 1, 2022 4:13 PM

How weird we are, you mean. Even fucking Twitter trashes this place.

by Anonymousreply 78December 1, 2022 4:15 PM

You know what all the acronyms mean.

by Anonymousreply 79December 1, 2022 4:18 PM

At Thanksgiving, I had better pictures of Froy on my phone than my 14 year old niece.

by Anonymousreply 80December 1, 2022 5:39 PM

I know more about Matt Bomer, Aaron Rodgers, and Anderson Cooper than I do about some of my relatives

by Anonymousreply 81December 1, 2022 7:34 PM

I think of you guys as my friends.

by Anonymousreply 82December 1, 2022 7:41 PM

I start actually taking posters seriously.

For instance, there's another thread going on with a poster who said anytime his brother was naked, he was all for it, meaning sexually. Yet in the same thread, he says he has only sisters and if he did have a brother he would be all over it...for a second I wanted to call him out but then I realized for what? It's just a forum, he's just an anonymous stranger, there's no point in getting upset over anything anyone says in here.

by Anonymousreply 83December 2, 2022 3:30 AM

You sit in a Monday morning meeting at work. While people are taking turns sharing the fun they had over the weekend, you aren't listening because you spend the time focusing on tamping down the urge to adapt a Bonnie Mace story for your weekend tale when your turn comes.

by Anonymousreply 84December 2, 2022 3:36 AM

I've realised now that most posters are retirees.

by Anonymousreply 85December 2, 2022 3:48 AM

When I mentioned Lens Dunham to a friend and he said, “Who? Who’s that?”

by Anonymousreply 86December 2, 2022 4:38 AM

I tell people things NOW so I don't have to tell them THEN.

by Anonymousreply 87December 2, 2022 4:52 AM

You chuckle to yourself when you're introduced to someone named Cheryl

by Anonymousreply 88December 2, 2022 5:13 AM

I’ve ordered three mourning ensembles from Georgia Tent and Awning to wear to the visitation, funeral, and drag brunch for imaginary Joe’s death from the Goodbye to Datalounge thread…..

by Anonymousreply 89December 2, 2022 5:22 AM

R88 Do you sniff the room?

by Anonymousreply 90December 2, 2022 7:02 AM

R39 I enjoyed your post except for your opening of "Like..." Opening words I hate: "Like", "So", "Anyway" and many more. These are truly a sign I've been on DL too long.

by Anonymousreply 91December 2, 2022 7:04 AM

^ So what's your problem with opening with words like so, like and anyhoo?

by Anonymousreply 92December 2, 2022 7:30 AM

"And then I suddenly remember that gays aren’t allowed to have an opinion on this in the real world."

I've wasted way too much of my life thinking I was gay instead of NB because of assholes like you.

And THAT'S my sign that I've been on Datalounge too long.

That and the fact that I know the real identity of Blue Agave.

Suck on that, old bitches!

by Anonymousreply 93December 2, 2022 7:55 AM

I find myself getting in trouble on a few other sites because of the devil my care attitude (and the anonymity). But messageboards seem to be dying anyway - I'm mainly on Digital Spy. Can't get a handle on Reddit. Probably for the best. I mean, what else is there? (I don't do the Twitter Insta crap and seldom comment on youtube and 99% is supportive commenting there). Here, I really let myself go.

by Anonymousreply 94December 2, 2022 8:02 AM

I have a visceral reaction to hearing the names Bonnie Franklin and Linda Lavin.

by Anonymousreply 95December 2, 2022 8:59 AM

You use the phrase “present hole” in a workplace conversation.

by Anonymousreply 96December 2, 2022 9:10 AM

You bring up things you’ve read on DL to the normals in casual conversation (news, celebrity gossip, book recommendations, crime theories, etc) and then don’t have a way of explaining where you heard about it… “it was on this… um… Internet forum… ahem… anyway.”

You have the urge to refer to someone as OP in a work mass email situation.

When someone smugly claims that they have a “really dark sense of humor,” you know it wouldn’t even skim the surface of the responses on here.

You say “sure Jan” way too easily.

by Anonymousreply 97December 2, 2022 9:27 AM

I now view mug cradling as a red flag warning to psychological issues.

by Anonymousreply 98December 2, 2022 9:30 AM

R96, some of us who work with the unhoused have had legitimate excuses to use the phrase.

by Anonymousreply 99December 2, 2022 9:33 AM

Me doing the world a service by making 'eldergay' an everyday word I use. Me constantly showing people the Scopitone of Debbie Reynolds completely thrashing a folk song. Calling people (especially my homophobic evil mother) a cunt or my personal preference, 'cuntface'. A slew of other things that I cannot remember, but DL culture is peak gay culture.

by Anonymousreply 100December 2, 2022 9:42 AM

I talk about what Shesshie got from the remainder bin at Pret today to my coworker at lunch and she's interested.

by Anonymousreply 101December 2, 2022 9:43 AM

I m no S z

by Anonymousreply 102December 2, 2022 1:11 PM

I told a gentleman caller recently that he is built like a shit brickhouse.

by Anonymousreply 103December 2, 2022 1:25 PM

I posted a comment on the Guardian and it was not allowed. Only then did i realize i had employed DL language and tone. We really are not acceptable in polite society.

by Anonymousreply 104December 2, 2022 2:36 PM

[quote]I told a gentleman caller recently that he is built like a shit brickhouse.

I'm sure he preferred that to being told he had a puny cocklet.

by Anonymousreply 105December 2, 2022 3:00 PM

I’m always recommending a kick to the cuntbone.

by Anonymousreply 106December 2, 2022 3:05 PM

I couldn’t wait to read the hissings about Stevie Nicks’ response to Christine McVie’s death.

by Anonymousreply 107December 2, 2022 8:59 PM

When your family members have heard you mutter terms like "frau", "greasefire" and "stated her boundaries" more than a couple of times.

by Anonymousreply 108December 2, 2022 9:09 PM

I started carrying a snack purse.

by Anonymousreply 109December 2, 2022 9:15 PM

Being on here, but other American boards as well, has made me notice some marked differences between US and UK net-speech. Since I discovered DigitalSpy, and there are men as well as women, I've noticed that they tend to be twee and cutesy (well, that's mostly the women, but the men are more gentle and polite, as well).

Americans are either very stupid - or rough, blunt, sarcastic, constantly starting fights. I assumed Brits would be funnier but that doesn't really stick out as moreso than Americans.

But maybe I need to get around more - I don't do reddit - or sports stuff, so maybe it's just my interests - Strictly, the Bake Off stuff, the mysteries. And some politics but only on the genteel boards. Conclusion: we're stupid or brutish. They're delicate. Oh and don't ever even suggest any British person ever had a hint of racism -- they become hysterical denying it.

by Anonymousreply 110December 2, 2022 9:18 PM

You didn't contribute to the DL being entertaining and witty when you first joined, R77, and you certainly don't contribute to it now.

Lack of capacity is nothing to be ashamed of, but a dullard bitching that her free entertainment (We ain't getting paid, toots.) isn't up to her lazy-cunt-ass standards certainly is something that has been on the DataLounge way too long.

Take another couple of weeks off again. Surely more rehab wouldn't hurt, especially before the holidays.

Christ.

by Anonymousreply 111December 2, 2022 10:00 PM

When someone dies I wanna know what was in their Ipod.

If is a celebrity I come here first.

by Anonymousreply 112December 2, 2022 10:15 PM

Whenever I see Matt Bomer I think “duckling”

by Anonymousreply 113December 2, 2022 10:34 PM

The urge to yell MAN ON THE LAND!

by Anonymousreply 114December 2, 2022 10:40 PM

R114 Squirrels.

Death.

by Anonymousreply 115December 2, 2022 11:20 PM

I am 67 years old, but I am convinced I can easily pass for 32.

by Anonymousreply 116December 2, 2022 11:48 PM

Why Digital Spy? It's just a celebrity/movie site. Nothing to see there.

by Anonymousreply 117December 3, 2022 3:28 AM

I've been on this site for three years and that's three years too long.

by Anonymousreply 118December 3, 2022 3:31 AM

R117 Until a year or two ago, they had a Politics section and I loved that - a 3rd person's take on our mess with Trump. Anyway, I watch some of the British shows and engage a bit with posters on that site. I really don't know where else to go - Reddit is exhausting/annoying. I like Datalounge but expect it will fold. Oh- and for American shows, Primetimer is ok - but I hardly watch anything.

by Anonymousreply 119December 3, 2022 3:54 AM

When I’m marking student essays and they contain errors pertaining to spelling or grammar, I refuse to correct them.

I merely comment ‘Oh, dear.’

by Anonymousreply 120December 3, 2022 5:22 AM

You develop opinions on princes and duchesses..

by Anonymousreply 121December 3, 2022 9:22 AM

Whenever I encounter a prisspot eldergay in NY, I wonder if they are a fellow DLer.

I have no concept of how large our membership is… it could be 1000 people posting or a group of 25 of us just yapping back and forth to each other.

by Anonymousreply 122December 3, 2022 11:56 AM

At the occasional funeral I find myself remarking that the deceased had a hot ass but couldn’t live forever, quickly followed by an inquiry about their stuff, specifically any iPods.

by Anonymousreply 123December 3, 2022 12:02 PM

I refer to homosexuals as “Eldergays” or “Gaylings”.

by Anonymousreply 124December 3, 2022 12:10 PM

A family member and I were gossiping about someone, and at one point she said, "I'm not gonna comment on that."

At which point I asked her, "Who do you think you are? Susan Dey?"

by Anonymousreply 125December 3, 2022 12:24 PM

Sometimes I get more depressed, reading about some topics and comments....then I know to stay off for a while.

by Anonymousreply 126December 3, 2022 12:36 PM

Then, I come back for more...^^ 🤣

by Anonymousreply 127December 3, 2022 12:40 PM

R122 same here! And they ALWAYS deny even knowing about the DL…

by Anonymousreply 128December 3, 2022 12:48 PM

One can estimate what it takes to get banned and how long it will last for each time of infraction.

by Anonymousreply 129December 3, 2022 12:56 PM

I constantly use the term “eldergay”

by Anonymousreply 130December 3, 2022 1:15 PM

I can see their pussies from behind.

by Anonymousreply 131December 3, 2022 1:37 PM

Has squeeeeeee fallen out of usage?

by Anonymousreply 132December 3, 2022 1:38 PM

When I hear "fish"....I don't always think of the ones found in the sea.

by Anonymousreply 133December 3, 2022 2:03 PM

[quote] UK net-speech. Since I discovered DigitalSpy, and there are men as well as women, I've noticed that they tend to be twee and cutesy (well, that's mostly the women, but the men are more gentle and polite, as well)...conclusion: we're stupid or brutish. They're delicate.

Right, less of that. Or would you like a knuckle supper?

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by Anonymousreply 134December 3, 2022 2:11 PM

I actually got a two week suspension on another message board connected with a hobby. I forgot where I was and made a DL pointless bitchery post!

I also have been throwing the word "Cunt!" around a lot more IRL.

On the other hand, I got a lot of laughs for stating "Seven kicked that bitch in the cuntbone!" during a discussion of "Picard" on a "Star Trek" fan board.

by Anonymousreply 135December 3, 2022 2:52 PM

I kept getting hundreds of boxes of "stuff" in the mail each month....

by Anonymousreply 136December 3, 2022 2:54 PM

I get sued monthly for malice and slander by Jeff Stryker...

by Anonymousreply 137December 3, 2022 2:56 PM

[quote]I've been on this site for three years and that's three years too long.

Are you serving some weird court-mandated punishment? If you don't like it, why are you still here?

by Anonymousreply 138December 3, 2022 3:06 PM

I'd say using dark DL humor in other situations without thinking. And I don't just mean when among the heteros. Gays often have darker senses of humor, but not always. Here you don't really have to care about those types. Easy to just skip over their whining.

by Anonymousreply 139December 3, 2022 3:19 PM

What R138 said. If you don't like it on DL, fuck off it.

by Anonymousreply 140December 3, 2022 3:25 PM

There was a movie recently that had a title with the word Tammy in it. I immediately assumed the movie was about Tom Cruise being gay.

by Anonymousreply 141December 3, 2022 3:26 PM

OMG R134 - I looked at that youtuber's other videos and found the gloriously beautiful Roger Moore as Simon Templer. I used to drool over him in my childhood - reruns of course, darling.

I had forgotten how handsome he was. In the Alain Delon heavenly category.

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by Anonymousreply 142December 3, 2022 4:36 PM

This is the second damn time I cut and paste and a different video shows up! I'm so very sorry my poor readers. Now I can't find the video. I need to shuffle on away. The nurse is calling me for luncheon.

by Anonymousreply 143December 3, 2022 4:41 PM

Always refer to Cruise as Tammy, Travolta as Revolta, and Lena Dunham as Lens. I call Donald Trump fans "Trumpanzees"

by Anonymousreply 144December 3, 2022 5:22 PM

Whenever someone in my life does something disappointing, I think to myself, "Buck never would have done that!"

by Anonymousreply 145December 3, 2022 5:59 PM

Every time I encounter an idiot in the real world I think “that must be CineSnatch.”

by Anonymousreply 146December 3, 2022 6:37 PM

I belong to a "eldergay" FB group. People there are so supportive and kind and always have nice things to say. You know, totally the opposite of here. I very often want to post some bitchy response to one of the "unicorn and rainbow" types of posts, then i remember that this is not the DL.

by Anonymousreply 147December 3, 2022 7:29 PM

I use "frau" and "PMBT" (I call a weird coworker this). I always want to email my supervisor Mary in all caps and add an exclamation mark.

by Anonymousreply 148December 4, 2022 1:49 AM

I masturbate to tranny porn.

by Anonymousreply 149December 4, 2022 1:50 AM

When threads are posted about people I've never heard of.

by Anonymousreply 150December 4, 2022 2:13 AM

[quote]Signs you've been on Data Lounge way too long

You get obsessed with regulars who use their handle like Cinesnatch and you sign posts pretending to be Greg.

by Anonymousreply 151December 4, 2022 6:09 AM

M A D O N N A

by Anonymousreply 152December 4, 2022 7:58 AM

You know entirely too much about Ben Barnes and Froy….and not willingly.

by Anonymousreply 153December 4, 2022 9:00 AM

I'm posting on this thread yet again.

by Anonymousreply 154December 4, 2022 1:56 PM

I test out all my ill-conceived remedial internet cut/paste/edit/link bullshit on Datalounge because it’s better to be torn to shreds here than in the workplace.

by Anonymousreply 155December 4, 2022 3:26 PM

I’m actually curious about what CineSnatch looks like, and this is what I imagine the old ho does.

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by Anonymousreply 156December 4, 2022 3:32 PM

So rude to post a dead person as cinesnatch. I’m thinking more like

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by Anonymousreply 157December 4, 2022 4:40 PM

[quote]You’re my safe space!

A terrifying assertion.

by Anonymousreply 158December 4, 2022 4:48 PM

Froy is still a word I shall not investigate.

by Anonymousreply 159December 4, 2022 5:04 PM

I now use the phrase: “She’s so exhausting”

by Anonymousreply 160December 4, 2022 5:25 PM

I said to my friend (straight) recently about not wanting to gain back the weight I lost and go back to being a FAT WHORE- he thought it was a harsh phrase. I must remember in future that I’m not talking to a Datalounger

by Anonymousreply 161December 4, 2022 5:27 PM

I posted a picture of a woman with a shotgun next to an announcement that Alec Baldwin was the host of an awards ceremony and I got banned for 24 hours. From Datalounge!

And it's Datalounge that made me this way! Catch-22!

by Anonymousreply 162December 4, 2022 5:34 PM

Is it acceptable to call one's manager "Mein Führer"...

when they send multiple emails about the same topic?

by Anonymousreply 163December 4, 2022 5:38 PM

"Excuse me, stewardess, but I speak DataLounge."

by Anonymousreply 164December 4, 2022 5:39 PM

You watch a film set in the Old South and picture Lindsey Graham as the female lead

by Anonymousreply 165December 4, 2022 6:12 PM

I'm a man but I still worry that my pussy might stink.

by Anonymousreply 166December 4, 2022 6:20 PM

I call everyone a troll

by Anonymousreply 167December 4, 2022 6:23 PM

R166- Lisa Lampinelli in her HBO Comedy Special pointed to her PUSSY and referred to it as her

STINKBOX

by Anonymousreply 168December 4, 2022 6:25 PM

I click away every trans thread, whether pro or anti. Muriel's going to kill it eventually anyway. I wish she'd go back to letting us block threads instead of just posters, as some trans thread starters have interesting things to say about other issues.

by Anonymousreply 169December 4, 2022 6:30 PM

Showing aged aunties dick pix from DL links is probably not appropriate, but I've done it. They were amused for a moment.

by Anonymousreply 170December 4, 2022 6:39 PM

I call a lot of people "fucktards," an insult I never heard before I came here.

I also call some people "dick breath," but I think I made that one up myself. Or not.

by Anonymousreply 171December 4, 2022 7:49 PM

I say cooter alot

by Anonymousreply 172December 4, 2022 10:24 PM

^ Britney Jean Spears

by Anonymousreply 173December 4, 2022 10:52 PM

When I recognize that a certain poster also posts about the same topics on Twitter or LPSG and know it's the same person - or I recognize their writing style from DL.

When I start to put brackets around the word "quote" on another forum then remember I don't have to do that on another forum. Also when I'm on another forum and realize with relief I can edit my post, having gotten used to not being able to do that on DL even in 2022.

by Anonymousreply 174December 4, 2022 10:56 PM

In my Facebook film groups sometimes I'll ask "WHET..." And people just won't respond

by Anonymousreply 175December 4, 2022 11:14 PM

^ oh you're the one who's always BEARKING in with the WHET question on FB!

by Anonymousreply 176December 4, 2022 11:31 PM

What Hevah Eppened To... is just the way Liza Doolittle would say it.

by Anonymousreply 177December 4, 2022 11:37 PM

Instead of waking up and wondering, "What's Trump done now?" - I wake up with "What's Meghan done now?"

by Anonymousreply 178December 5, 2022 6:54 AM

I call a certain type of woman a frau.

by Anonymousreply 179December 5, 2022 6:56 AM

[quote]alot

Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 180December 5, 2022 12:09 PM

I find myself channeling Rodiney Santiago and saying "bish, please." Usually only to myself, fortunately.

by Anonymousreply 181December 5, 2022 12:10 PM

[quote]I'm throwing out all my colored sheets, towels and dishes and only using white!

Oh, I’ve got my eye on you now.

by Anonymousreply 182December 5, 2022 1:48 PM

Every time some guy like Spacey, Weinstein, Bruce Weber, etc is exposed as a sexual predator, you're never surprised because you read about him on the datalounge years ago

by Anonymousreply 183December 5, 2022 5:16 PM

I identify the evening news anchor as David Tyler Muir

by Anonymousreply 184December 5, 2022 5:39 PM

I believe that for each subscriber we have a Russian named Boris, who is here to change our opinions with their comments.

by Anonymousreply 185December 5, 2022 7:29 PM

I don't believe in the Boris conspiracy.

by Anonymousreply 186December 6, 2022 12:39 AM

Said a perfect reply to validate Boris' existence.

by Anonymousreply 187December 6, 2022 2:34 AM

I use the phrase “sad last days” way too often, in my head and out loud.

by Anonymousreply 188December 6, 2022 2:35 AM

I've learned I hate to exercise but i love to tap!

by Anonymousreply 189December 6, 2022 2:39 AM

I end every presentation at every board meeting with jazz hands.

by Anonymousreply 190December 6, 2022 2:54 AM

I begin to cut Muriel some slack.

Because people here are loathsome.

by Anonymousreply 191December 6, 2022 2:55 AM

A lot of these responses belong on the Underwhelm me thread.

by Anonymousreply 192December 6, 2022 2:57 AM

I know 80% of my alerts will be posts by invisible folks I ignore.

by Anonymousreply 193December 6, 2022 3:56 AM

When you hear about someone who was arrested or involved in some sort of scandal your first thought is "You in danger, girl"

by Anonymousreply 194December 6, 2022 4:07 AM

I haven’t seen the words “sizemeat” or “verificatia” in weeks and I almost miss them.

by Anonymousreply 195December 6, 2022 4:22 AM

Whenever I see articles about murdered transgender women, I actually believe they were just innocently walking down the street minding their own business and were killed by a transphobic asshole who systematically targeted them. And they are absolutely not involved in prostitution.

by Anonymousreply 196December 6, 2022 5:39 AM

You know more about the Brooklyn Seacow than about Quantum Physics.

by Anonymousreply 197December 6, 2022 9:50 AM

When you realize that datalounge is your SOLE gay social life.

by Anonymousreply 198December 6, 2022 1:19 PM

I can spot every "Joel" in a schoolyard, and every "Mitzi" in a kennel.

by Anonymousreply 199December 6, 2022 1:27 PM

[quote]I end every presentation at every board meeting with jazz hands.

Even when you 'present hole'.

by Anonymousreply 200December 6, 2022 10:17 PM

You refer to your clothes as "my caftans and accessories".

by Anonymousreply 201December 6, 2022 10:18 PM

If I encounter a friendly animal I coo “dollface”!

If I see a pit bull, I cross the street, hissing “pitties!” under my breath.

by Anonymousreply 202December 6, 2022 11:21 PM

When I notice someone who opens his mouth "and a purse falls out"

by Anonymousreply 203December 6, 2022 11:32 PM

I've also said more than a few times that someone is "dumb as a box of hair."

by Anonymousreply 204December 6, 2022 11:36 PM

[quote]Whenever I see articles about murdered transgender women, I actually believe they were just innocently walking down the street minding their own business and were killed by a transphobic asshole who systematically targeted them. And they are absolutely not involved in prostitution.

As if they have limitless job options and prostitutes deserve to die? Noted, R196.

by Anonymousreply 205December 6, 2022 11:54 PM

You should get an air traffic controller to rein in some of the points for you, r205.

Talk about missing it.

by Anonymousreply 206December 6, 2022 11:56 PM

I used the terms "Crotchfruit" and "Face Like A Dropped Pie" at work and then I suddenly regretted it.

by Anonymousreply 207December 7, 2022 12:41 AM

I’ve become numb to the blatant racism here. All so I can get the latest dish. Someone always knows something about anything at Datalounge…

by Anonymousreply 208December 7, 2022 12:44 AM

Well, the obvious one is somebody is dead to me. People don’t really get the joke when I fill in the somebody with the name of someone we know. It does, however, make me chuckle.

by Anonymousreply 209December 7, 2022 1:27 AM

I viciously slapped a random stranger for knocking on my door during Mama’s Family.

She had it coming though. $6 for a box of cookies?!

by Anonymousreply 210December 7, 2022 1:38 AM

[quote] Signs you've been on Data Lounge way too long

Both my spelling and punctuation are now nearly perfect and flawless.

by Anonymousreply 211December 7, 2022 2:54 AM

R211- It sounds like you're talking about your skin.

by Anonymousreply 212December 7, 2022 2:38 PM

[quote] She had it coming though. $6 for a box of cookies?!

Ooooooh. Send her over here. She’ll win the trip to Washington this year.

by Anonymousreply 213December 7, 2022 8:04 PM

I brought Potatoes Dauphinoise to the company potluck.

by Anonymousreply 214December 10, 2022 2:43 PM

[quote]I brought Potatoes Dauphinoise to the company potluck.

Was she your date?

by Anonymousreply 215December 10, 2022 2:51 PM

You keep making Madonna threads

by Anonymousreply 216December 10, 2022 2:58 PM

You keep reading Madonna threads. 🥴

by Anonymousreply 217December 11, 2022 1:03 AM

I'm an expert on etiquette and good manners .... for eating pasta, but I'm not a fan of the spoon technique.

by Anonymousreply 218December 11, 2022 7:57 PM

[quote]I told a gentleman caller recently that he is built like a shit brickhouse.

Then I put on a sheer pink baby doll nightie and beg him to finger my filthy mancunt while I moan homosexually and have him mock my puny cocklett.

by Anonymousreply 219December 11, 2022 8:49 PM

You post the same thread twice, years apart.

by Anonymousreply 220December 11, 2022 10:29 PM
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