I find myself almost sending bitchy comments in work emails and chats. Then I realize, whoops, I'm not on Data Lounge.
Signs you've been on Data Lounge way too long
by Anonymous | reply 220 | December 11, 2022 10:29 PM |
I keep finding posts from horrible, nasty, cruel people and blocking them, and then realizing that I'm the one who posted them.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 30, 2022 6:01 PM |
I use the word "cunt" way more often.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 30, 2022 6:05 PM |
Get a fucking life
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 30, 2022 6:10 PM |
I'm throwing out all my colored sheets, towels and dishes and only using white!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 30, 2022 6:20 PM |
R3 is drunk early today.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 30, 2022 6:36 PM |
I punched the last six people I met who were named "Greg" right in their smug, smeary-faced gravy holes.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 30, 2022 6:38 PM |
You've been on Datalounge. At all.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 30, 2022 6:38 PM |
I won't associate with people who drain pasta.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 30, 2022 6:41 PM |
You spend 8+ hrs on the site per day.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 30, 2022 7:33 PM |
Oh MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 30, 2022 7:37 PM |
Whenever a friends tells me their problems, I say 0/10.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 30, 2022 8:01 PM |
I've found myself thinking about Janet Jackson for the first time in 20 years.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 30, 2022 8:23 PM |
R12 Other celebrities it’s been 50 years….
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 30, 2022 8:27 PM |
You giggle whenever someone uses the names Cheryl, Muriel, or Mary.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 30, 2022 8:31 PM |
r2 same here. Sorry, R8 dedicated, hard-core pasta drainer here.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 30, 2022 8:32 PM |
I am getting even fatter as I type here.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 30, 2022 9:04 PM |
I scan social media in the Sudan area, when I don’t regularly hear from Darfur orphan.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 30, 2022 9:08 PM |
Sadly, the Darfur orphan has gone the way of the Christmas Mouse.
His current imitators are but pale imitations of his former self.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 30, 2022 9:11 PM |
The other day, on another site, I asked about verifcatia of sizemeat.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 30, 2022 9:15 PM |
I’m no longer living but feel compelled to voice my ire at petulant nippers who refuse to accept their place.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 30, 2022 9:15 PM |
I empathize, Mrs. Ramsey.
I feel it's my duty to point out when someone's a bit on the porky side.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 30, 2022 9:18 PM |
I worry about feminine odor-- and I'm a man!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 30, 2022 9:20 PM |
I consider this a positive impact on my life
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 30, 2022 9:21 PM |
When I see “nonbinary queer” women with green hair at work, I have an urge to roll my eyes and tell them to stop invading our territory. And then I suddenly remember that gays aren’t allowed to have an opinion on this in the real world.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 30, 2022 9:25 PM |
When I told the waitress at our local eatery "Fanks! You fixded my cheeseburger!" when she brought my meal to the table.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 30, 2022 9:34 PM |
I hate everyone.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 30, 2022 9:48 PM |
Every woman looks like a Trannie to me! Ugh!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 30, 2022 10:54 PM |
Whenever I see a guy bending over, I say "he's presenting hole".
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 30, 2022 10:57 PM |
When I die I pray I sit on a lounge. I don't know what data is. May I taste it, please?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 30, 2022 11:10 PM |
I find it depressing how the Lange Loon is still able to post here after being banned from other websites.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 30, 2022 11:12 PM |
I start grease fires.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 30, 2022 11:39 PM |
Telling a first date they’d look fabulous in a caftan.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 30, 2022 11:42 PM |
I realized I was molested, like blue and can do a killer Liza impersonation.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 30, 2022 11:43 PM |
When anyone questions my sexuality I scream:
SHOW ME THE PROOF!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 1, 2022 12:58 AM |
OP- I read an article in the NYT and write a datalounge type of bitchy letter in response and the NYT NEVER publishes it. I forget I'm not on the datalounge my letters to the NYT won't be published unless they're innocuous.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 1, 2022 1:09 AM |
I say "Well, I never in all my life!" several times a day.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 1, 2022 1:16 AM |
R37 Ma'yam? MAYAM!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 1, 2022 1:21 AM |
Like five years ago at work, I was talking with a couple straight guy colleagues about how zany Trump was and how skanky Melania was relative to every previous First Lady. I told them that Nancy Reagan was the alleged “blowjob queen of Hollywood” before she married Ronnie.
One of the coworkers literally googled that phrase mid-conversation, and the first link he clicked brought him here to DL, and he started reading aloud about Nancy’s prolific reputation.
It’s the first and hopefully last time I ever talk about fight club outside of fight club.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 1, 2022 1:24 AM |
I cringe if my post has a grammatical mistake, and I OH DEAR myself several times.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 1, 2022 1:25 AM |
I rely on DL for breaking world news
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 1, 2022 1:28 AM |
R41- Me too. I lot of major news stories I first hear about is here on the datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 1, 2022 1:33 AM |
I learned about periods here!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 1, 2022 1:42 AM |
I don't think Julie's that bad.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 1, 2022 1:43 AM |
I work at an Abbott Elementary type school and when the first graders don’t move fast enough in the hall I say “ move it along toots.”
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 1, 2022 1:49 AM |
I have said "Move it along, Toots!" out loud.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 1, 2022 1:56 AM |
I don't say Move it along, Toots
I say CHOP CHOP
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 1, 2022 2:32 AM |
I got a stylus for my cell phone so that I could use it to dial.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 1, 2022 2:43 AM |
I’ve lifted my caftan, licked my lips, and said “Yum” while loitering outside my suburban YMCA.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 1, 2022 2:52 AM |
Please don't curse me to die in a grease fire!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 1, 2022 3:07 AM |
R49 Did you lift caftan and present hole?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 1, 2022 3:26 AM |
If someone says the name Erna I yell out "CUNT!"
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 1, 2022 3:53 AM |
I’ve said “Well, Hello!! Welcome to my Home.” in my best Brendad Ickson voice way too many times to count. The number is even higher if you count the times I’ve said it but replaced home with hole…..
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 1, 2022 3:54 AM |
R54 God, I could really use some trouser gravy!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 1, 2022 3:55 AM |
There is no sign, as there is no such thing as being on DL way too long.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 1, 2022 3:58 AM |
You CUNT!! has become a way too often used, up close and personal response to annoying people.
Fat whores, bitches are terms of endearment.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 1, 2022 4:01 AM |
R57, stop flailing your ancient beef curtains. The draft is intolerable.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 1, 2022 4:04 AM |
When I was considering a kitchen renovation, I told the salesperson I wasn't interested in granite countertops as they are too "flyover."
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 1, 2022 5:40 AM |
DL is now my number one news source.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 1, 2022 5:59 AM |
I was crafting a polite identity on another site and it died. I’m using npr and local news sources now - withdrawal is harsh
I click away from the Datalounge and jump back. Any time I type over five lines of self-righteous soapbox bullshit, I backspace, close tab, and power down the the laptop. You’d think I’d go out and sometimes you’re right. More times than not, I jump to my phone and doom scroll through the same sites.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 1, 2022 6:33 AM |
When I have to document my cus service customer calls in comments I want to add" her pussy stinks"
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 1, 2022 7:21 AM |
I said this in the other thread: I once had to stop myself from saying "I know, MARY!" out loud at myself after I got upset recounting a sad documentary to colleagues. Not sure how I could have explained that away...
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 1, 2022 7:49 AM |
Not sure this is specifically due to the DL, but my new go-to phrase is, "I've had sufficient." No kick-back as of yet; I even told my manager that to his face and he didn't question my verbiage. (It was re: being overworked.)
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 1, 2022 10:18 AM |
r64 has stated his boundaries.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 1, 2022 10:25 AM |
The free rein posting on DL has made me too feral and I am unable to assimilate on other forums.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 1, 2022 10:29 AM |
I have had seven accounts permanently closed by Shitter.
Everyone for using language that I use here.
Fucking tard cunts.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 1, 2022 10:43 AM |
I began my mother's obituary with xxxxx xxxxxxxx is DEAD to me!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 1, 2022 10:45 AM |
I scan the DL topics and shout: This shit again??? Seven weeks ago, it was beaten with a stick seven weeks ago!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 1, 2022 11:00 AM |
When I wake the first thing I check is DL. I wake my Husband up at night lmao at DL comments I tell telemarketers they're flamed and fucked
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 1, 2022 11:14 AM |
R64 here again...I had an ex before quarantine who would try to take my phone away while I was cackling at DL. (Meanwhile, he was compulsively shopping on Amazon on his phone.) I've tried to share the joy of DL with another ex who has a wicked sense of humour, and even he says we're all terrible people.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 1, 2022 11:51 AM |
I had tattoos made in my throat - lines every half inch - so I could provide empirical verificatia of sizemeat.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 1, 2022 12:28 PM |
Whenever someone tells me they are having medical problems, I ask them if I can get their things!!!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 1, 2022 12:47 PM |
Someone asked me how my mother was and I replied, shaking my head vaguely and smiling,
"I don't know her."
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 1, 2022 12:49 PM |
R62 I knew a girl once. Her pussy stank.
And then she DIED.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 1, 2022 12:54 PM |
[quote]Not sure this is specifically due to the DL, but my new go-to phrase is, "I've had sufficient." No kick-back as of yet; I even told my manager that to his face and he didn't question my verbiage. (It was re: being overworked.)
If you're going to have a DL go-to phrase, at least get it right. It's "I HAVE sufficient."
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 1, 2022 3:00 PM |
Datalounge seems strange having come back after a few weeks. How weird we must be to people who have never been here. It was entertaining and witty when I first joined.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 1, 2022 4:13 PM |
How weird we are, you mean. Even fucking Twitter trashes this place.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 1, 2022 4:15 PM |
You know what all the acronyms mean.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 1, 2022 4:18 PM |
At Thanksgiving, I had better pictures of Froy on my phone than my 14 year old niece.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 1, 2022 5:39 PM |
I know more about Matt Bomer, Aaron Rodgers, and Anderson Cooper than I do about some of my relatives
by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 1, 2022 7:34 PM |
I think of you guys as my friends.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 1, 2022 7:41 PM |
I start actually taking posters seriously.
For instance, there's another thread going on with a poster who said anytime his brother was naked, he was all for it, meaning sexually. Yet in the same thread, he says he has only sisters and if he did have a brother he would be all over it...for a second I wanted to call him out but then I realized for what? It's just a forum, he's just an anonymous stranger, there's no point in getting upset over anything anyone says in here.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 2, 2022 3:30 AM |
You sit in a Monday morning meeting at work. While people are taking turns sharing the fun they had over the weekend, you aren't listening because you spend the time focusing on tamping down the urge to adapt a Bonnie Mace story for your weekend tale when your turn comes.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 2, 2022 3:36 AM |
I've realised now that most posters are retirees.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 2, 2022 3:48 AM |
When I mentioned Lens Dunham to a friend and he said, “Who? Who’s that?”
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 2, 2022 4:38 AM |
I tell people things NOW so I don't have to tell them THEN.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 2, 2022 4:52 AM |
You chuckle to yourself when you're introduced to someone named Cheryl
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 2, 2022 5:13 AM |
I’ve ordered three mourning ensembles from Georgia Tent and Awning to wear to the visitation, funeral, and drag brunch for imaginary Joe’s death from the Goodbye to Datalounge thread…..
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 2, 2022 5:22 AM |
R88 Do you sniff the room?
by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 2, 2022 7:02 AM |
R39 I enjoyed your post except for your opening of "Like..." Opening words I hate: "Like", "So", "Anyway" and many more. These are truly a sign I've been on DL too long.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 2, 2022 7:04 AM |
^ So what's your problem with opening with words like so, like and anyhoo?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 2, 2022 7:30 AM |
"And then I suddenly remember that gays aren’t allowed to have an opinion on this in the real world."
I've wasted way too much of my life thinking I was gay instead of NB because of assholes like you.
And THAT'S my sign that I've been on Datalounge too long.
That and the fact that I know the real identity of Blue Agave.
Suck on that, old bitches!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 2, 2022 7:55 AM |
I find myself getting in trouble on a few other sites because of the devil my care attitude (and the anonymity). But messageboards seem to be dying anyway - I'm mainly on Digital Spy. Can't get a handle on Reddit. Probably for the best. I mean, what else is there? (I don't do the Twitter Insta crap and seldom comment on youtube and 99% is supportive commenting there). Here, I really let myself go.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 2, 2022 8:02 AM |
I have a visceral reaction to hearing the names Bonnie Franklin and Linda Lavin.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 2, 2022 8:59 AM |
You use the phrase “present hole” in a workplace conversation.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 2, 2022 9:10 AM |
You bring up things you’ve read on DL to the normals in casual conversation (news, celebrity gossip, book recommendations, crime theories, etc) and then don’t have a way of explaining where you heard about it… “it was on this… um… Internet forum… ahem… anyway.”
You have the urge to refer to someone as OP in a work mass email situation.
When someone smugly claims that they have a “really dark sense of humor,” you know it wouldn’t even skim the surface of the responses on here.
You say “sure Jan” way too easily.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | December 2, 2022 9:27 AM |
I now view mug cradling as a red flag warning to psychological issues.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 2, 2022 9:30 AM |
R96, some of us who work with the unhoused have had legitimate excuses to use the phrase.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 2, 2022 9:33 AM |
Me doing the world a service by making 'eldergay' an everyday word I use. Me constantly showing people the Scopitone of Debbie Reynolds completely thrashing a folk song. Calling people (especially my homophobic evil mother) a cunt or my personal preference, 'cuntface'. A slew of other things that I cannot remember, but DL culture is peak gay culture.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | December 2, 2022 9:42 AM |
I talk about what Shesshie got from the remainder bin at Pret today to my coworker at lunch and she's interested.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | December 2, 2022 9:43 AM |
I m no S z
by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 2, 2022 1:11 PM |
I told a gentleman caller recently that he is built like a shit brickhouse.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | December 2, 2022 1:25 PM |
I posted a comment on the Guardian and it was not allowed. Only then did i realize i had employed DL language and tone. We really are not acceptable in polite society.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | December 2, 2022 2:36 PM |
[quote]I told a gentleman caller recently that he is built like a shit brickhouse.
I'm sure he preferred that to being told he had a puny cocklet.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 2, 2022 3:00 PM |
I’m always recommending a kick to the cuntbone.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 2, 2022 3:05 PM |
I couldn’t wait to read the hissings about Stevie Nicks’ response to Christine McVie’s death.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | December 2, 2022 8:59 PM |
When your family members have heard you mutter terms like "frau", "greasefire" and "stated her boundaries" more than a couple of times.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 2, 2022 9:09 PM |
I started carrying a snack purse.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | December 2, 2022 9:15 PM |
Being on here, but other American boards as well, has made me notice some marked differences between US and UK net-speech. Since I discovered DigitalSpy, and there are men as well as women, I've noticed that they tend to be twee and cutesy (well, that's mostly the women, but the men are more gentle and polite, as well).
Americans are either very stupid - or rough, blunt, sarcastic, constantly starting fights. I assumed Brits would be funnier but that doesn't really stick out as moreso than Americans.
But maybe I need to get around more - I don't do reddit - or sports stuff, so maybe it's just my interests - Strictly, the Bake Off stuff, the mysteries. And some politics but only on the genteel boards. Conclusion: we're stupid or brutish. They're delicate. Oh and don't ever even suggest any British person ever had a hint of racism -- they become hysterical denying it.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | December 2, 2022 9:18 PM |
You didn't contribute to the DL being entertaining and witty when you first joined, R77, and you certainly don't contribute to it now.
Lack of capacity is nothing to be ashamed of, but a dullard bitching that her free entertainment (We ain't getting paid, toots.) isn't up to her lazy-cunt-ass standards certainly is something that has been on the DataLounge way too long.
Take another couple of weeks off again. Surely more rehab wouldn't hurt, especially before the holidays.
Christ.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | December 2, 2022 10:00 PM |
When someone dies I wanna know what was in their Ipod.
If is a celebrity I come here first.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 2, 2022 10:15 PM |
Whenever I see Matt Bomer I think “duckling”
by Anonymous | reply 113 | December 2, 2022 10:34 PM |
The urge to yell MAN ON THE LAND!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | December 2, 2022 10:40 PM |
R114 Squirrels.
Death.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | December 2, 2022 11:20 PM |
I am 67 years old, but I am convinced I can easily pass for 32.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 2, 2022 11:48 PM |
Why Digital Spy? It's just a celebrity/movie site. Nothing to see there.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 3, 2022 3:28 AM |
I've been on this site for three years and that's three years too long.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | December 3, 2022 3:31 AM |
R117 Until a year or two ago, they had a Politics section and I loved that - a 3rd person's take on our mess with Trump. Anyway, I watch some of the British shows and engage a bit with posters on that site. I really don't know where else to go - Reddit is exhausting/annoying. I like Datalounge but expect it will fold. Oh- and for American shows, Primetimer is ok - but I hardly watch anything.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | December 3, 2022 3:54 AM |
When I’m marking student essays and they contain errors pertaining to spelling or grammar, I refuse to correct them.
I merely comment ‘Oh, dear.’
by Anonymous | reply 120 | December 3, 2022 5:22 AM |
You develop opinions on princes and duchesses..
by Anonymous | reply 121 | December 3, 2022 9:22 AM |
Whenever I encounter a prisspot eldergay in NY, I wonder if they are a fellow DLer.
I have no concept of how large our membership is… it could be 1000 people posting or a group of 25 of us just yapping back and forth to each other.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | December 3, 2022 11:56 AM |
At the occasional funeral I find myself remarking that the deceased had a hot ass but couldn’t live forever, quickly followed by an inquiry about their stuff, specifically any iPods.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | December 3, 2022 12:02 PM |
I refer to homosexuals as “Eldergays” or “Gaylings”.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | December 3, 2022 12:10 PM |
A family member and I were gossiping about someone, and at one point she said, "I'm not gonna comment on that."
At which point I asked her, "Who do you think you are? Susan Dey?"
by Anonymous | reply 125 | December 3, 2022 12:24 PM |
Sometimes I get more depressed, reading about some topics and comments....then I know to stay off for a while.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | December 3, 2022 12:36 PM |
Then, I come back for more...^^ 🤣
by Anonymous | reply 127 | December 3, 2022 12:40 PM |
R122 same here! And they ALWAYS deny even knowing about the DL…
by Anonymous | reply 128 | December 3, 2022 12:48 PM |
One can estimate what it takes to get banned and how long it will last for each time of infraction.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | December 3, 2022 12:56 PM |
I constantly use the term “eldergay”
by Anonymous | reply 130 | December 3, 2022 1:15 PM |
I can see their pussies from behind.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | December 3, 2022 1:37 PM |
Has squeeeeeee fallen out of usage?
by Anonymous | reply 132 | December 3, 2022 1:38 PM |
When I hear "fish"....I don't always think of the ones found in the sea.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | December 3, 2022 2:03 PM |
[quote] UK net-speech. Since I discovered DigitalSpy, and there are men as well as women, I've noticed that they tend to be twee and cutesy (well, that's mostly the women, but the men are more gentle and polite, as well)...conclusion: we're stupid or brutish. They're delicate.
Right, less of that. Or would you like a knuckle supper?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | December 3, 2022 2:11 PM |
I actually got a two week suspension on another message board connected with a hobby. I forgot where I was and made a DL pointless bitchery post!
I also have been throwing the word "Cunt!" around a lot more IRL.
On the other hand, I got a lot of laughs for stating "Seven kicked that bitch in the cuntbone!" during a discussion of "Picard" on a "Star Trek" fan board.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | December 3, 2022 2:52 PM |
I kept getting hundreds of boxes of "stuff" in the mail each month....
by Anonymous | reply 136 | December 3, 2022 2:54 PM |
I get sued monthly for malice and slander by Jeff Stryker...
by Anonymous | reply 137 | December 3, 2022 2:56 PM |
[quote]I've been on this site for three years and that's three years too long.
Are you serving some weird court-mandated punishment? If you don't like it, why are you still here?
by Anonymous | reply 138 | December 3, 2022 3:06 PM |
I'd say using dark DL humor in other situations without thinking. And I don't just mean when among the heteros. Gays often have darker senses of humor, but not always. Here you don't really have to care about those types. Easy to just skip over their whining.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | December 3, 2022 3:19 PM |
What R138 said. If you don't like it on DL, fuck off it.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | December 3, 2022 3:25 PM |
There was a movie recently that had a title with the word Tammy in it. I immediately assumed the movie was about Tom Cruise being gay.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | December 3, 2022 3:26 PM |
OMG R134 - I looked at that youtuber's other videos and found the gloriously beautiful Roger Moore as Simon Templer. I used to drool over him in my childhood - reruns of course, darling.
I had forgotten how handsome he was. In the Alain Delon heavenly category.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | December 3, 2022 4:36 PM |
This is the second damn time I cut and paste and a different video shows up! I'm so very sorry my poor readers. Now I can't find the video. I need to shuffle on away. The nurse is calling me for luncheon.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | December 3, 2022 4:41 PM |
Always refer to Cruise as Tammy, Travolta as Revolta, and Lena Dunham as Lens. I call Donald Trump fans "Trumpanzees"
by Anonymous | reply 144 | December 3, 2022 5:22 PM |
Whenever someone in my life does something disappointing, I think to myself, "Buck never would have done that!"
by Anonymous | reply 145 | December 3, 2022 5:59 PM |
Every time I encounter an idiot in the real world I think “that must be CineSnatch.”
by Anonymous | reply 146 | December 3, 2022 6:37 PM |
I belong to a "eldergay" FB group. People there are so supportive and kind and always have nice things to say. You know, totally the opposite of here. I very often want to post some bitchy response to one of the "unicorn and rainbow" types of posts, then i remember that this is not the DL.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | December 3, 2022 7:29 PM |
I use "frau" and "PMBT" (I call a weird coworker this). I always want to email my supervisor Mary in all caps and add an exclamation mark.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | December 4, 2022 1:49 AM |
I masturbate to tranny porn.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | December 4, 2022 1:50 AM |
When threads are posted about people I've never heard of.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | December 4, 2022 2:13 AM |
[quote]Signs you've been on Data Lounge way too long
You get obsessed with regulars who use their handle like Cinesnatch and you sign posts pretending to be Greg.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | December 4, 2022 6:09 AM |
M A D O N N A
by Anonymous | reply 152 | December 4, 2022 7:58 AM |
You know entirely too much about Ben Barnes and Froy….and not willingly.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | December 4, 2022 9:00 AM |
I'm posting on this thread yet again.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | December 4, 2022 1:56 PM |
I test out all my ill-conceived remedial internet cut/paste/edit/link bullshit on Datalounge because it’s better to be torn to shreds here than in the workplace.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | December 4, 2022 3:26 PM |
I’m actually curious about what CineSnatch looks like, and this is what I imagine the old ho does.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | December 4, 2022 3:32 PM |
So rude to post a dead person as cinesnatch. I’m thinking more like
by Anonymous | reply 157 | December 4, 2022 4:40 PM |
[quote]You’re my safe space!
A terrifying assertion.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | December 4, 2022 4:48 PM |
Froy is still a word I shall not investigate.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | December 4, 2022 5:04 PM |
I now use the phrase: “She’s so exhausting”
by Anonymous | reply 160 | December 4, 2022 5:25 PM |
I said to my friend (straight) recently about not wanting to gain back the weight I lost and go back to being a FAT WHORE- he thought it was a harsh phrase. I must remember in future that I’m not talking to a Datalounger
by Anonymous | reply 161 | December 4, 2022 5:27 PM |
I posted a picture of a woman with a shotgun next to an announcement that Alec Baldwin was the host of an awards ceremony and I got banned for 24 hours. From Datalounge!
And it's Datalounge that made me this way! Catch-22!
by Anonymous | reply 162 | December 4, 2022 5:34 PM |
Is it acceptable to call one's manager "Mein Führer"...
when they send multiple emails about the same topic?
by Anonymous | reply 163 | December 4, 2022 5:38 PM |
"Excuse me, stewardess, but I speak DataLounge."
by Anonymous | reply 164 | December 4, 2022 5:39 PM |
You watch a film set in the Old South and picture Lindsey Graham as the female lead
by Anonymous | reply 165 | December 4, 2022 6:12 PM |
I'm a man but I still worry that my pussy might stink.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | December 4, 2022 6:20 PM |
I call everyone a troll
by Anonymous | reply 167 | December 4, 2022 6:23 PM |
R166- Lisa Lampinelli in her HBO Comedy Special pointed to her PUSSY and referred to it as her
STINKBOX
by Anonymous | reply 168 | December 4, 2022 6:25 PM |
I click away every trans thread, whether pro or anti. Muriel's going to kill it eventually anyway. I wish she'd go back to letting us block threads instead of just posters, as some trans thread starters have interesting things to say about other issues.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | December 4, 2022 6:30 PM |
Showing aged aunties dick pix from DL links is probably not appropriate, but I've done it. They were amused for a moment.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | December 4, 2022 6:39 PM |
I call a lot of people "fucktards," an insult I never heard before I came here.
I also call some people "dick breath," but I think I made that one up myself. Or not.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | December 4, 2022 7:49 PM |
I say cooter alot
by Anonymous | reply 172 | December 4, 2022 10:24 PM |
^ Britney Jean Spears
by Anonymous | reply 173 | December 4, 2022 10:52 PM |
When I recognize that a certain poster also posts about the same topics on Twitter or LPSG and know it's the same person - or I recognize their writing style from DL.
When I start to put brackets around the word "quote" on another forum then remember I don't have to do that on another forum. Also when I'm on another forum and realize with relief I can edit my post, having gotten used to not being able to do that on DL even in 2022.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | December 4, 2022 10:56 PM |
In my Facebook film groups sometimes I'll ask "WHET..." And people just won't respond
by Anonymous | reply 175 | December 4, 2022 11:14 PM |
^ oh you're the one who's always BEARKING in with the WHET question on FB!
by Anonymous | reply 176 | December 4, 2022 11:31 PM |
What Hevah Eppened To... is just the way Liza Doolittle would say it.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | December 4, 2022 11:37 PM |
Instead of waking up and wondering, "What's Trump done now?" - I wake up with "What's Meghan done now?"
by Anonymous | reply 178 | December 5, 2022 6:54 AM |
I call a certain type of woman a frau.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | December 5, 2022 6:56 AM |
[quote]alot
Oh dear.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | December 5, 2022 12:09 PM |
I find myself channeling Rodiney Santiago and saying "bish, please." Usually only to myself, fortunately.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | December 5, 2022 12:10 PM |
[quote]I'm throwing out all my colored sheets, towels and dishes and only using white!
Oh, I’ve got my eye on you now.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | December 5, 2022 1:48 PM |
Every time some guy like Spacey, Weinstein, Bruce Weber, etc is exposed as a sexual predator, you're never surprised because you read about him on the datalounge years ago
by Anonymous | reply 183 | December 5, 2022 5:16 PM |
I identify the evening news anchor as David Tyler Muir
by Anonymous | reply 184 | December 5, 2022 5:39 PM |
I believe that for each subscriber we have a Russian named Boris, who is here to change our opinions with their comments.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | December 5, 2022 7:29 PM |
I don't believe in the Boris conspiracy.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | December 6, 2022 12:39 AM |
Said a perfect reply to validate Boris' existence.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | December 6, 2022 2:34 AM |
I use the phrase “sad last days” way too often, in my head and out loud.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | December 6, 2022 2:35 AM |
I've learned I hate to exercise but i love to tap!
by Anonymous | reply 189 | December 6, 2022 2:39 AM |
I end every presentation at every board meeting with jazz hands.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | December 6, 2022 2:54 AM |
I begin to cut Muriel some slack.
Because people here are loathsome.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | December 6, 2022 2:55 AM |
A lot of these responses belong on the Underwhelm me thread.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | December 6, 2022 2:57 AM |
I know 80% of my alerts will be posts by invisible folks I ignore.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | December 6, 2022 3:56 AM |
When you hear about someone who was arrested or involved in some sort of scandal your first thought is "You in danger, girl"
by Anonymous | reply 194 | December 6, 2022 4:07 AM |
I haven’t seen the words “sizemeat” or “verificatia” in weeks and I almost miss them.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | December 6, 2022 4:22 AM |
Whenever I see articles about murdered transgender women, I actually believe they were just innocently walking down the street minding their own business and were killed by a transphobic asshole who systematically targeted them. And they are absolutely not involved in prostitution.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | December 6, 2022 5:39 AM |
You know more about the Brooklyn Seacow than about Quantum Physics.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | December 6, 2022 9:50 AM |
When you realize that datalounge is your SOLE gay social life.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | December 6, 2022 1:19 PM |
I can spot every "Joel" in a schoolyard, and every "Mitzi" in a kennel.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | December 6, 2022 1:27 PM |
[quote]I end every presentation at every board meeting with jazz hands.
Even when you 'present hole'.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | December 6, 2022 10:17 PM |
You refer to your clothes as "my caftans and accessories".
by Anonymous | reply 201 | December 6, 2022 10:18 PM |
If I encounter a friendly animal I coo “dollface”!
If I see a pit bull, I cross the street, hissing “pitties!” under my breath.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | December 6, 2022 11:21 PM |
When I notice someone who opens his mouth "and a purse falls out"
by Anonymous | reply 203 | December 6, 2022 11:32 PM |
I've also said more than a few times that someone is "dumb as a box of hair."
by Anonymous | reply 204 | December 6, 2022 11:36 PM |
[quote]Whenever I see articles about murdered transgender women, I actually believe they were just innocently walking down the street minding their own business and were killed by a transphobic asshole who systematically targeted them. And they are absolutely not involved in prostitution.
As if they have limitless job options and prostitutes deserve to die? Noted, R196.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | December 6, 2022 11:54 PM |
You should get an air traffic controller to rein in some of the points for you, r205.
Talk about missing it.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | December 6, 2022 11:56 PM |
I used the terms "Crotchfruit" and "Face Like A Dropped Pie" at work and then I suddenly regretted it.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | December 7, 2022 12:41 AM |
I’ve become numb to the blatant racism here. All so I can get the latest dish. Someone always knows something about anything at Datalounge…
by Anonymous | reply 208 | December 7, 2022 12:44 AM |
Well, the obvious one is somebody is dead to me. People don’t really get the joke when I fill in the somebody with the name of someone we know. It does, however, make me chuckle.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | December 7, 2022 1:27 AM |
I viciously slapped a random stranger for knocking on my door during Mama’s Family.
She had it coming though. $6 for a box of cookies?!
by Anonymous | reply 210 | December 7, 2022 1:38 AM |
[quote] Signs you've been on Data Lounge way too long
Both my spelling and punctuation are now nearly perfect and flawless.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | December 7, 2022 2:54 AM |
R211- It sounds like you're talking about your skin.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | December 7, 2022 2:38 PM |
[quote] She had it coming though. $6 for a box of cookies?!
Ooooooh. Send her over here. She’ll win the trip to Washington this year.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | December 7, 2022 8:04 PM |
I brought Potatoes Dauphinoise to the company potluck.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | December 10, 2022 2:43 PM |
[quote]I brought Potatoes Dauphinoise to the company potluck.
Was she your date?
by Anonymous | reply 215 | December 10, 2022 2:51 PM |
You keep making Madonna threads
by Anonymous | reply 216 | December 10, 2022 2:58 PM |
You keep reading Madonna threads. 🥴
by Anonymous | reply 217 | December 11, 2022 1:03 AM |
I'm an expert on etiquette and good manners .... for eating pasta, but I'm not a fan of the spoon technique.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | December 11, 2022 7:57 PM |
[quote]I told a gentleman caller recently that he is built like a shit brickhouse.
Then I put on a sheer pink baby doll nightie and beg him to finger my filthy mancunt while I moan homosexually and have him mock my puny cocklett.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | December 11, 2022 8:49 PM |
You post the same thread twice, years apart.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | December 11, 2022 10:29 PM |