JONAH HILL FILES FOR LEGAL NAME CHANGE

Is he changing his name to Cecil?

Is Lauren changing his name to Lipschitz?

Will this make him less of an asswipe?

Awww.

Get well, Jonah. All the way. Whatever it takes. 🙏🏽

Is Portman changing their name to Hirschlagg?

Wow, in the picture at OP, fully half of Aaron Paul's face is forehead.

Another Jewish surname bites the dust.

^ He could only get work in comedy films.

[quote] Another Jewish surname bites the dust.

Why are they so deceptive?

Deception breeds distrust.

I hope he changes it to Agatha Chesty

Did he officially change his gender to WASP?

I bet the Chief Rabbi Baruch Shlomo Eliyahu Cunin is VERY angry at this news.

Mr Feldstein might be excommunicated.

He can waspify his name all he wants, he’s still a fat and ugly nepotism troll.

I tried watching his documentary about his therapist because I thought I could get some radical life advice. It was so unbelievably tedious, I couldn’t make it even halfway.

Joan Hill?

What's his malfunction? He's an asshole.

It seems like kind of an antisemitic thing to do.

Why is this an issue?

I don't see the problem here

[quote] It seems like kind of an antisemitic thing to do.

It is extremely antisemitic.

Denying one's heritage is a lie.

I’d say he needs a new publicist if this is the best headline he can get.

When I saw this I really thought he was transitioning and was filing for a more Caitlynesque name.

Yep R15, Joan Asbigasa Hill.

So terrible.

He is a real asshole. He hangs out with DiCaprio, another asshole.

He's actually changing it to Jonas

Tempest in a teacup. Everyone knows him as Jonah Hill. He gave up his last name a long time ago.

And besides, Jonah is a Jewish name. And anyone taking one look at him, knows he is Jewish.

Jonah Jonas

[quote] Jonah is a Jewish name. And anyone taking one look at him, knows he is Jewish

He is the epitome and exemplar of Jewishness. Yet he lies by using a fake name.

It is cultural appropriation. It is a much theft as Russian Issur Demsky claiming to be a Scot named Douglas.

I should change my name to Bernie Bernstein-Finklestein.

He got sick and tired of answering questions about Beanie.

Judah Feldstein-Lipschitz

Is he changing his last name to Platt to get more jobs?

Hill may be going through some issues. No projects are in the works. His last acting gig was "Don't look up". which was filmed way before the pandemic hit.

R32 Judah Feldstein-Lipschitz-Herschlag

Joan Ahill

Does Ye have him all worked up or something?